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I wrote this out of anger. They took Sailor Moon off air!!!! When I found I was furious and I needed to blow off some steam. Hope you like it even though it was made outta anger. Im sorry if I angered anyone in my last fic I was possessed at the time.
Kee vs. TV
The scene takes place at the house. Kee and Meru and messing with the microwave, Rose is playing dollies with Shana, Miranda, and Dart, Haschel is doing his daily 10 mile jog to cheat death for another week, Kongol is practicing his dance lessons and Albert is on the computer buying books on E-BAY
Kee: ITS BROKEN!!!!!
Meru: We keep pressing the "popcorn" button but popcorn doesn't come out. Is it broken?
Kee: ::yelling at the microwave:: MAKE POPCORN MAKE POPCORN OR I'LL SICK AN EVIL LAMBCHOP ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Albert hears Kee yelling and checks the time
Albert: KEE, MERU ITS 3:30!!!
Kee and Meru: SAILOR MOON AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haschel comes back exhausted and is about to sit on the couch to rest but then is tackled by Kee rushing to the couch in an anime sort of way and Haschel flies through a window hitting Lloyd. Now Kee has a Sailor Saturn flag while Meru has a Sailor Pluto plushie.
Kee: YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meru: shhh it's starting
T.V: We now present HAMTARO!!!! Yes kids Sailor Moon is now gone but now there's HAMTARO
Everything goes quiet as the T.V says that. Kee and Meru slowly turn red
Rose: The apocalypse is coming. . .
Kee: KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meru: ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dart: ::drops the Malibu Karbie doll:: uh oh. . .
Kee and Meru start throwing everything possible screaming random words and attacking people
Kee: I WILL KILL UNTIL SAILOR MOON IS BACK ON AIR I WILL KIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kee destroys the computer by smashing it on top of Kongols head. The dancing giganto falls smashing Albert
Haschel: ::getting up:: Im ok. . .
Haschel is suddenly gets hit by a couch that Meru has thrown
Shana: QUICK WHATS THE NUMBER TO 9-1-1??
Miranda: 9-1-1!!! HURRY AHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Miranda is suddenly attack by random Karbie pieces that Kee has torn apart and thrown
Shana: Oh my Soa you killed Miranda
Dart: Thank you
Dart calls the number and within minutes Kee and Meru are tied up in strain jackets and are sent to the Children and Dragoon correctional facility (kids and dragoons nuthouse)
Kee and Meru are separated so we'll see what happens to them
Warden: Mr. . .Kee you will be sharing with Gyt and Mel
Kee: ::trying not to kill:: Hello everyone. . .
Mel: Hi im Mel when I close my eyes I see monkeys working at cake factories
Kee: Been there done that got the t-shirt
Gyt: HI KEE!!!!!!!!! Im not that crazy. . .well actually I am. Why are you here?
Kee: My friend and me went crazy after they took Sailor Moon off air but I have an idea
They all gather up and Kee whispers the plan
Mel: OK Im a Sailor Moon fan so I'll help
Gyt: Im not a Sailor Moon fan but since I worship you ok I'll help
Now it switches to Meru
Warden: Ms. . . Meru you will be staying with Wink and Claire
Wink: Hi im. . .
Wink I suddenly cut off by a flying chair that takes her away and eats her
All: YAAAY!!!!
Claire: Hi im Claire I hate my dad so I went crazy and now im here. Why are you here?
Meru: They took Sailor Moon off air
Claire: they did WHAT!!!??? IM A HUGE SAILOR MOON FAN ::shows her shirt with Sailor Mars on it:: HOW DARE THEY!!!!!!
Meru: See I have a plan
They huddle and the plan is told
Claire: Ok so we escape and take over the T.V Stations?
Meru: Yup
Claire: OK I'll tell everyone
Claire picks up a nearby megaphone and starts screaming
Claire: OK EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!! WE'RE GONNA ESCAPE FROM HERE AND TAKE OVER ALL THE T.V STATIONS UNTIL THEY PUT SAILOR MOON BACK ON GOT IT!!!???
All: ok. . .
Claire: Good do you think the warden heard that?
Meru: no
Claire: ok
Meru and her gang try everything destroying walls, distracting the warden, EVERYTHING THEY CAN TO SNEAK OUT
Kee: I bet I can do better
Meru: Its not so easy you try it!!!!
Kee: Ok
Kee walks up to the warden
Kee: Can we please leave Warden?
Warden: Ok
Everyone but Kee does an anime drop
Now later they are at the T.V station that controls every channel in the world. Kee is dressed up like a military general and starts to make a speech
Kee: Men, women, psychos, and cannibals ::a person eating an arm starts to cheer:: We are here to put Sailor Moon back on air. Some of us will get scared and cry for mommy and all I say is give them total hell and eat who you can if you want.
Everyone starts cheering and running in the station and attack guards. All you hear is cheering and screaming
Mel: THIS IS FOR THE MONKEYS!!!! ::attacks a guard::
Gyt: I AM THE MONKEY KING!!!! ::attacks another guard::
Claire: DISTROY THE POOR GUY!!! ::does that creepy four girl punch I like::
Cannibal: YOUR NOT LAUGHING NOW!!!! ::rips off the guards leg and starts eating it(note: ewwwwww I cant believe I said that to make everyone laugh)::
Kee and Meru walk through all the screaming psychos to the main room. They open the door and the owner is none other then Melbu Frahma.
Melbu: I didn't think you'd make it this far
Kee: I thought we killed you
Meru: Yeah I was there
Melbu: Yeah I did but without me there wouldn't be a good villain
Kee: Oh. . . then RRRROOOOOOOAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Kee attacks Melbu scratching him to pieces while Meru is bashing the pieces flat with her hammer. Pretty soon nothing remains of Melbu and the T.V Station is Kee and Meru's to own.
A few days later we switch back to the Dragoons who are watching T.V
Dart: Every channel is the Sailor Moon channel. All Sailor Moon all the time
Rose: There's also the channel for every Sailor whatever there is
Albert: Could this be because of Kee?
Shana: Probably
Miranda: There's also a Cowboy Bebop, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu Yu Hakusho, Digimon, and a whole lotta other anime channels
Kongol: Kongol sick of anime Kongol want to watch Jenny Jones
Kongol beings to cry
Miranda: Where's Haschel?
Rose: He's still crushed by the couch
Dart: Shouldn't we help him?
Albert: Nahh he can help himself
They all look outside and see Haschel crushed. It looks kinda like a rip off of the wizard of oz thingy. Lloyd steals Haschels shoes and his legs roll up like in the wizard of oz
Back at the station
Meru: WE WIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!
Kee: Yes we did
The end
How did everyone like it? REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I worked harder on this than any other fic EVER so please review even if its like 1 sentence
I wrote this out of anger. They took Sailor Moon off air!!!! When I found I was furious and I needed to blow off some steam. Hope you like it even though it was made outta anger. Im sorry if I angered anyone in my last fic I was possessed at the time.
Kee vs. TV
The scene takes place at the house. Kee and Meru and messing with the microwave, Rose is playing dollies with Shana, Miranda, and Dart, Haschel is doing his daily 10 mile jog to cheat death for another week, Kongol is practicing his dance lessons and Albert is on the computer buying books on E-BAY
Kee: ITS BROKEN!!!!!
Meru: We keep pressing the "popcorn" button but popcorn doesn't come out. Is it broken?
Kee: ::yelling at the microwave:: MAKE POPCORN MAKE POPCORN OR I'LL SICK AN EVIL LAMBCHOP ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Albert hears Kee yelling and checks the time
Albert: KEE, MERU ITS 3:30!!!
Kee and Meru: SAILOR MOON AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haschel comes back exhausted and is about to sit on the couch to rest but then is tackled by Kee rushing to the couch in an anime sort of way and Haschel flies through a window hitting Lloyd. Now Kee has a Sailor Saturn flag while Meru has a Sailor Pluto plushie.
Kee: YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meru: shhh it's starting
T.V: We now present HAMTARO!!!! Yes kids Sailor Moon is now gone but now there's HAMTARO
Everything goes quiet as the T.V says that. Kee and Meru slowly turn red
Rose: The apocalypse is coming. . .
Kee: KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meru: ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dart: ::drops the Malibu Karbie doll:: uh oh. . .
Kee and Meru start throwing everything possible screaming random words and attacking people
Kee: I WILL KILL UNTIL SAILOR MOON IS BACK ON AIR I WILL KIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kee destroys the computer by smashing it on top of Kongols head. The dancing giganto falls smashing Albert
Haschel: ::getting up:: Im ok. . .
Haschel is suddenly gets hit by a couch that Meru has thrown
Shana: QUICK WHATS THE NUMBER TO 9-1-1??
Miranda: 9-1-1!!! HURRY AHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Miranda is suddenly attack by random Karbie pieces that Kee has torn apart and thrown
Shana: Oh my Soa you killed Miranda
Dart: Thank you
Dart calls the number and within minutes Kee and Meru are tied up in strain jackets and are sent to the Children and Dragoon correctional facility (kids and dragoons nuthouse)
Kee and Meru are separated so we'll see what happens to them
Warden: Mr. . .Kee you will be sharing with Gyt and Mel
Kee: ::trying not to kill:: Hello everyone. . .
Mel: Hi im Mel when I close my eyes I see monkeys working at cake factories
Kee: Been there done that got the t-shirt
Gyt: HI KEE!!!!!!!!! Im not that crazy. . .well actually I am. Why are you here?
Kee: My friend and me went crazy after they took Sailor Moon off air but I have an idea
They all gather up and Kee whispers the plan
Mel: OK Im a Sailor Moon fan so I'll help
Gyt: Im not a Sailor Moon fan but since I worship you ok I'll help
Now it switches to Meru
Warden: Ms. . . Meru you will be staying with Wink and Claire
Wink: Hi im. . .
Wink I suddenly cut off by a flying chair that takes her away and eats her
All: YAAAY!!!!
Claire: Hi im Claire I hate my dad so I went crazy and now im here. Why are you here?
Meru: They took Sailor Moon off air
Claire: they did WHAT!!!??? IM A HUGE SAILOR MOON FAN ::shows her shirt with Sailor Mars on it:: HOW DARE THEY!!!!!!
Meru: See I have a plan
They huddle and the plan is told
Claire: Ok so we escape and take over the T.V Stations?
Meru: Yup
Claire: OK I'll tell everyone
Claire picks up a nearby megaphone and starts screaming
Claire: OK EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!! WE'RE GONNA ESCAPE FROM HERE AND TAKE OVER ALL THE T.V STATIONS UNTIL THEY PUT SAILOR MOON BACK ON GOT IT!!!???
All: ok. . .
Claire: Good do you think the warden heard that?
Meru: no
Claire: ok
Meru and her gang try everything destroying walls, distracting the warden, EVERYTHING THEY CAN TO SNEAK OUT
Kee: I bet I can do better
Meru: Its not so easy you try it!!!!
Kee: Ok
Kee walks up to the warden
Kee: Can we please leave Warden?
Warden: Ok
Everyone but Kee does an anime drop
Now later they are at the T.V station that controls every channel in the world. Kee is dressed up like a military general and starts to make a speech
Kee: Men, women, psychos, and cannibals ::a person eating an arm starts to cheer:: We are here to put Sailor Moon back on air. Some of us will get scared and cry for mommy and all I say is give them total hell and eat who you can if you want.
Everyone starts cheering and running in the station and attack guards. All you hear is cheering and screaming
Mel: THIS IS FOR THE MONKEYS!!!! ::attacks a guard::
Gyt: I AM THE MONKEY KING!!!! ::attacks another guard::
Claire: DISTROY THE POOR GUY!!! ::does that creepy four girl punch I like::
Cannibal: YOUR NOT LAUGHING NOW!!!! ::rips off the guards leg and starts eating it(note: ewwwwww I cant believe I said that to make everyone laugh)::
Kee and Meru walk through all the screaming psychos to the main room. They open the door and the owner is none other then Melbu Frahma.
Melbu: I didn't think you'd make it this far
Kee: I thought we killed you
Meru: Yeah I was there
Melbu: Yeah I did but without me there wouldn't be a good villain
Kee: Oh. . . then RRRROOOOOOOAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Kee attacks Melbu scratching him to pieces while Meru is bashing the pieces flat with her hammer. Pretty soon nothing remains of Melbu and the T.V Station is Kee and Meru's to own.
A few days later we switch back to the Dragoons who are watching T.V
Dart: Every channel is the Sailor Moon channel. All Sailor Moon all the time
Rose: There's also the channel for every Sailor whatever there is
Albert: Could this be because of Kee?
Shana: Probably
Miranda: There's also a Cowboy Bebop, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu Yu Hakusho, Digimon, and a whole lotta other anime channels
Kongol: Kongol sick of anime Kongol want to watch Jenny Jones
Kongol beings to cry
Miranda: Where's Haschel?
Rose: He's still crushed by the couch
Dart: Shouldn't we help him?
Albert: Nahh he can help himself
They all look outside and see Haschel crushed. It looks kinda like a rip off of the wizard of oz thingy. Lloyd steals Haschels shoes and his legs roll up like in the wizard of oz
Back at the station
Meru: WE WIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!
Kee: Yes we did
The end
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