Hey everyone! My first time writing a Calvin and Hobbes ficcey, and
probably my last. I don't get much inspiration for writing Calvin and
Hobbes fics, because there is no way I can ever emulate Bill Watterson's
wonderful comic creation. Just an idea that came to me, really. Just to let
you know, the *s stand for strike-outs and the -s stand for erm.pencilled
words?
Anyway, hope you'll like it and review me please!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters. Nor the Mann Theatre.
~~ The Diary of Calvin the *great* *bold* *marvellous* *genius* -think of suitable grand title more suited for my worth later- ~~
THE PROLOG
Greetings, humble earthlings, I am Calvin the -to be decided-, and I may appear to be one of your midst, but it is obvious the likes of I are to be raised higher than any of your mere puny beings, even though my height may belie my inward genius.
Yes! It is I! Calvin the -to be *PEEKABOO!* decided- Pardon for the interruption, that was my...friend. No! Do not confuse his intelligence and mine, I simply acquiesced to be his friend through sheer pity for the mentally-deficient fellow.
However, let us not tarry over such inconsequential facts. Let me elucidate to the world, when you read this in ten years or so, that this diary has been kept through the remarkable foresight of a six-year-old who had the clarity and strength of character to perceive that he would make his mark in the world (and hopefully, at the Mann Theatre) at a comparatively young age.
Thus I keep this journal to aid historians in recording the early achievements of my life, as well as to assist researchers who are interested in viewing how my early life environment helped to mould me (not much) to become the figure of importance I am today. Furthermore I can wreck the lives of certain unfavourable characters by recording their devious dealings in my diary, namely, Moe, and perhaps Susie. Not to mention the commercial viability of such a journal. I could perhaps attach a free copy of my Shut Up And Stop Whining About Your Own Problems And Go Get a Life self-help book.
But for now, this is the reason why I keep this journal, this daily record of my early achievements, when all had already noticed my undeniable talent for...many things. Okay, so what else happened today other than getting a F for math and missing Susie (likes its my fault her peanut-sized brain makes her head super tiny) ten times on rapid shooting snowballs?
Ladies, and gentlemen, this is going to be a diary you'll never forget, and a *boy* man you won't either.
Signed,
CALVIN the -don't worry I'll decide this before it gets sent to the publishers-
*P.S. Calvin has a crush on Susieeeeee!* Do NOT!
~to be continued~
Sorry I forgot the title of Calvin's self-help book to reduce addiction to self-help books. :)
Next chapter will probably be the list of people Calvin knows, an extended version of the one in one of the Calvin and Hobbes cartoons.
Please review!
& fLiTwIcKe
Anyway, hope you'll like it and review me please!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters. Nor the Mann Theatre.
~~ The Diary of Calvin the *great* *bold* *marvellous* *genius* -think of suitable grand title more suited for my worth later- ~~
THE PROLOG
Greetings, humble earthlings, I am Calvin the -to be decided-, and I may appear to be one of your midst, but it is obvious the likes of I are to be raised higher than any of your mere puny beings, even though my height may belie my inward genius.
Yes! It is I! Calvin the -to be *PEEKABOO!* decided- Pardon for the interruption, that was my...friend. No! Do not confuse his intelligence and mine, I simply acquiesced to be his friend through sheer pity for the mentally-deficient fellow.
However, let us not tarry over such inconsequential facts. Let me elucidate to the world, when you read this in ten years or so, that this diary has been kept through the remarkable foresight of a six-year-old who had the clarity and strength of character to perceive that he would make his mark in the world (and hopefully, at the Mann Theatre) at a comparatively young age.
Thus I keep this journal to aid historians in recording the early achievements of my life, as well as to assist researchers who are interested in viewing how my early life environment helped to mould me (not much) to become the figure of importance I am today. Furthermore I can wreck the lives of certain unfavourable characters by recording their devious dealings in my diary, namely, Moe, and perhaps Susie. Not to mention the commercial viability of such a journal. I could perhaps attach a free copy of my Shut Up And Stop Whining About Your Own Problems And Go Get a Life self-help book.
But for now, this is the reason why I keep this journal, this daily record of my early achievements, when all had already noticed my undeniable talent for...many things. Okay, so what else happened today other than getting a F for math and missing Susie (likes its my fault her peanut-sized brain makes her head super tiny) ten times on rapid shooting snowballs?
Ladies, and gentlemen, this is going to be a diary you'll never forget, and a *boy* man you won't either.
Signed,
CALVIN the -don't worry I'll decide this before it gets sent to the publishers-
*P.S. Calvin has a crush on Susieeeeee!* Do NOT!
~to be continued~
Sorry I forgot the title of Calvin's self-help book to reduce addiction to self-help books. :)
Next chapter will probably be the list of people Calvin knows, an extended version of the one in one of the Calvin and Hobbes cartoons.
Please review!
& fLiTwIcKe