We packed them all into the department store. Pansy yelled, "Oooh! Ahhhh!" and ran around like a banshee looking at dresses. Wood looked around and noticed there was no place to play Quidditch and even if there was he didn't have a broom. So he sat down in a chair looking disgruntled. Lord Voldemort looked around evilly but was pleased when he saw the TV section. He ran over but upon finding he had missed Blue's 'lues he paced around muttering about how if he had his wand he would blow up her and her and him and so on and so forth, Basically the whole world would no longer exist. He needs therapy.
We decided it was time to start the column. We had gotten a letter! We sat them all down to talk about a few quick rules. No foul language, no being mean, well nix that rule, no stealing stuff from the store, and don't kill anyone. That was it. So we got to work…
*Ask Pansy, Wood, and Voldemort*
Dear Voldi,
How nice to speak with you again! How are you doing? How's the family? Well, then again you don't have a family, but you would if you didn't go all insane and get so (censored) evil. I know a lot of people who found you attractive when you were younger. (NOT ME!!!) I personally prefer Wood, but hey whatever. Anyway, onto the question:
How would you take care of to much homework from Prof. Snape? Curse him? Curse the homework? Light it to fire and see what happens?
Just wondering!!
Sincerely,
Quiet One
Repulsive Quiet One,
I find you to be one of the most annoying people that I have ever met. If I had my wand and wasn't being held hostage… Hey! I can tell everyone where we are threw the letter! We are being held hostage in (can't be printed due to well it just can't. Deal). Ok come and get us. Anyway, if I had my wand I would find you and kill you faster than a fly on well me. How dare you insult the great and evil Lord Voldemort? But getting to your question. Have you thought of time management? I know it sounds boring and a waste of time but it can really help. And though cursing your teacher and homework would be lots of fun, school isn't always fun. You have to take the good with the bad and I hope you remember that Quiet One. And if you ever write me a letter again I will personally hunt you down and destroy you and every person you have ever known.
Tootles,
Lord Voldemort