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Pansy
I think Draco is hot and he has been looking at me for the past few weeks now. Meanwhile he seems to be playing a girl in his house.
Shoud i take him?
RoswellChica,
How dare you. Draco is mine, mine, mine, mine!!! If he has been looking at you it is only because he thinks you are disgusting! And he is not "playing" me he is my boyfriend! Ya that's it, my boyfriend. So back off.
Pansy
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Dear Oliver,
Will you help me in my plot to take over the world? I wish to take over before moddy man does. So I can make people play QUIDDITCH!!!!!! My plan is to make them play at least five times a week! I'll even give you a part of North America for your very own huge quidditch patch. Please let me know if you wish to join up. Thankies!
Katherine aka Star sixth year
RavenClaw Perfect who plots
revenge on anit-quidditch Snape.
Katherine aka Star,
I would love to take over the world! North America is big right? Wow a whole country to play Quidditch! That would rock! Who is Moody Man? Well beat him beat him! You can do it! Show no mercy! Also I would boost the practices to AT LEAST 6. Practice make winners that is what I always say.
Wood (Die Snape die!)
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The column was off to a good start. Each person was pleased they had gotten a letter even though Pansy was brooding over Malfoy. Voldemort was comforting her in the corner.
"Don't worry, I am sure she was lying. He loves YOU girl and no other. But just in case I will make you a promise. If he is being a two timing snake, oh! Snake! Like the Sytherin House! Hahahaha! Oh I am good. Anyway, when we get out I will blast him for you."
"Thanks Voldi."
"Don't call me that!"
"Ok Voldi."
"Stop it stop it stop it!"
We all started laughing as Voldi, "cough cough" Voldemort went into a corner and began to cry.
"All right!" I said, "Back to work."