A/n: I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters though I wish I owned Wood because he is damn sexy.
The moral was low. Pansy had been looking at herself in the mirror all day, well that was unusual but she was smiling and talking about Draco while she was doing it. Wood was talking in his sleep about Quidditch, that wasn't new either but he was losing in his dreams, either that or he was getting beat up by a very large flying elephant. Voldemort would tear up at the slightest mention of anything. Baby. We hadn't gotten a letter in quite some time and, well, Carrie and I knew we had to do something.
"Truth or Dare anyone?"
Everyone turned around. Pansy stopped looking at herself, Wood woke up with a start and Voldemort dried his tears.
"Yes, you heard me. Truth or Dare."
We began.
Brittany: Voldemort, truth or dare?
Voldemort: Umm… Truth.
Wood: Wuss
Voldemort: I am not a wuss! Dare!
Brittany: (Grinning evilly) Do you see that skin tight pink dress with the purple daisies on it?
Voldemort: (Looking worried) Yes…
Brittany: Put it on and do a fashion show for us.
(Pansy and Wood break out laughing, Brittany smirks, Carrie falls on the floor)
Voldemort: No way!
Wood: Man are you a wuss.
Voldemort: I AM NOT A WUSS!!!
(Voldemort grabs the dress and storms into the dressing room a moment later he emerges wearing the stunning pink dress) (Everyone cracks up)
Wood: Strut your stuff!
Carrie: Woo woo!
(Voldemort walks toward them, his cheeks bright red)
Brittany: Swing those hips!
(Voldemort does while his face turns even redder)
Pansy: Take it off!!
(Carrie starts humming a strip song)
Voldemort: No! That wasn't part of the dare!
Brittany: Drat. Oh well you can go change now.
(Voldemort reappears a moment later once more in his robes)
Brittany: Your turn
Voldemort: Ok umm… Wood, truth or dare?
Wood: Tr… umm… dare
Voldemort: You sure?
Wood: Ya
Voldemort: Bwah ha ha ha! Now my evil will be unleashed!
(Everyone stares at him. Crickets chirp. *chirp chirp chirp*)
Voldemort: Nevermind. Wood, pick one person in the circle and make out with them.
(Wood turns red. Pansy sits up straight and starts to fix her hair and grabs her lipgloss. Carrie laughs. Brittany smirks.)
Wood: Do I have to?
Voldemort: Yes.
Wood: All right. Umm… Carrie.
(Pansy falls out of the chair she was sitting in. Carrie shrugs and walks over to Wood they kiss for a while then sit back down. Wood looks like an over confidant male.)
Wood: My turn.
*What will happen next? What will Wood ask? Stay tuned and make sure to review and write questions in your review so we can get back to the Advice Column!