Right in the middle of Truth or Dare we received not one but two letters! And as you know work comes first! The others were a bit disappointed to have to postpone the game especially Wood but once he read the letter he changed his mind…

*Ask Pansy, Wood and Voldemort*

Oliver,
Hi! I think you are very hot! And we have a lot in common! I love quidditch and you love quidditch! so I was wondering will you go out with me? Cause even though you're all kidnapped and stuff I've always been good at long distance relationships! So think about it okay!

Gernchick

Dear Gernchick,

Well if you have been reading the column you will see I have all ready agreed to help take over the world. Now I might be a tad busy with that and the whole deal of being kidnapped and Quidditch, I don't think I will have time to have a girlfriend. See other people, don't obsess over little old me. There are other men out there though they probably aren't as dashing, good looking, and athletic as I am there are others out there. So have fun, do something productive. Join a club! You will find the right person for you.

Wood

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Dear Pansy,

How do you feel about fanfiction story's in which OTHER girls get Draco? Do they annoy you? If they do you had better not go and read my story. Anyway, you are aware that a lot of people like Draco aren't into you. So, whatever!

Sincerly, Your friend,

Quiet One

Quiet One,

You sure don't seem very quiet! Live up to your name and SHUT UP! Leave my dear darling Draco out of this. And no, I don't mind fanfiction stories with other girls getting Draco because, Quiet One, they are fiction.

3 Pansy

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Wood looked around the room smirking, "So Voldemort, I have been asked to help A GIRL take over the world, and I have been asked out, all while being kidnapped. What about you old boy?"

Voldemort looked ready to kill. "Well foolish boy, I gave up women for world domination."

"Oh sure the old I gave up women for wealth and power routine. Sure ya ok. You couldn't get a date if you tried."

Voldemort's eyes flashed and turned red then he lunged at Wood and they started to fight. I had to run in there and separate the two.

"Shame, shame."

The both looked down at their toes.

Wood asked if we could keep playing the game. "Sure." I said.