They all sat down in the circle again. Wood was ready.
Wood: Voldemort, truth or dare?
Voldemort: Truth, you can't trick me again.
Wood: Ok then truth. Describe your first kiss.
(Everyone looks over at Voldemort. Voldemort starts muttering)
Voldemort: Well. I haven't you know.
Wood: Do tell
Voldemort: I have never kissed anyone before
Wood: Please speak up! We missed that.
Voldemort: I haven't kissed anyone before ok?!
All: Ooooooooooo
Carrie: Well ya know. If you hadn't gone all insane and killed all those people, and gotten all creepy and deformed I know lots of girls who would love to go out with you.
Voldemort: Really?
Carrie: Well no. But it sounded nice didn't it.
Voldemort: Well it's my turn anyway. Pansy, truth or dare.
Pansy: truth
Voldemort: How far have you actually gone with Malfoy?
(Everyone looks at Pansy expectantly. Now it is Pansy who is the one muttering now.)
Pansy: Well we have, you know, held hands and stuff.
Brittany: Ya and stuff.
(Snickers from all around)
Pansy: Hey we have a better relationship! A stronger relationship! We have no need for petty kissing or hugging. We fulfill each others needs just by looking at each other and.
(She went on and on till everyone thought their eardrums would explode)
Wood: When will she stop?
Brittany: (hands over ears) I don't know. I think I am going to cry.
Voldemort: If you do not shut your mouth this minute Pansy I will unleash all the powers of hell upon you and all those you know.
Pansy: Excuse me?!
Voldemort: You heard me! And for the record that was the biggest load of bull that I have ever heard. And let me tell you, I have heard some bull in my day. Why when I was a lad we had to walk to Hogwarts everyday, in the snow. Without shoes!
(Now he went on and on till everyone thought their eardrums would explode)
Wood: When will he stop?
Brittany: (hands over ears) I don't know. I think I am going to cry.
Brittany: Voldemort? VOLDEMORT!!! Hi! Shut up ok? We want to keep playing.
Voldemort: Oh. Right.
Pansy: My turn! *giggle* ok! Brittany truth or dare
Brittany: Dare, I laugh in the face of danger, HAHAHAHAHA
Pansy: Right. anyway. Give old Voldi his first kiss.
Brittany: Righto
(Brittany stands up walks over to Voldemort and gives him one. Voldemort looks surprised but not displeased. Brittany looks rather disgusted.)
Brittany: Gross, well my turn. Hey! Letters! Game over. I win!!!
Pansy: Hey that's not fair!
Brittany: Hun you are kidnapped and I am the kidnapper. Everything is fair. Besides we have a column to write forthwith. Haha big word. That is the word of the day everyone! Forthwith! Wahoo!
Wood: Voldemort, truth or dare?
Voldemort: Truth, you can't trick me again.
Wood: Ok then truth. Describe your first kiss.
(Everyone looks over at Voldemort. Voldemort starts muttering)
Voldemort: Well. I haven't you know.
Wood: Do tell
Voldemort: I have never kissed anyone before
Wood: Please speak up! We missed that.
Voldemort: I haven't kissed anyone before ok?!
All: Ooooooooooo
Carrie: Well ya know. If you hadn't gone all insane and killed all those people, and gotten all creepy and deformed I know lots of girls who would love to go out with you.
Voldemort: Really?
Carrie: Well no. But it sounded nice didn't it.
Voldemort: Well it's my turn anyway. Pansy, truth or dare.
Pansy: truth
Voldemort: How far have you actually gone with Malfoy?
(Everyone looks at Pansy expectantly. Now it is Pansy who is the one muttering now.)
Pansy: Well we have, you know, held hands and stuff.
Brittany: Ya and stuff.
(Snickers from all around)
Pansy: Hey we have a better relationship! A stronger relationship! We have no need for petty kissing or hugging. We fulfill each others needs just by looking at each other and.
(She went on and on till everyone thought their eardrums would explode)
Wood: When will she stop?
Brittany: (hands over ears) I don't know. I think I am going to cry.
Voldemort: If you do not shut your mouth this minute Pansy I will unleash all the powers of hell upon you and all those you know.
Pansy: Excuse me?!
Voldemort: You heard me! And for the record that was the biggest load of bull that I have ever heard. And let me tell you, I have heard some bull in my day. Why when I was a lad we had to walk to Hogwarts everyday, in the snow. Without shoes!
(Now he went on and on till everyone thought their eardrums would explode)
Wood: When will he stop?
Brittany: (hands over ears) I don't know. I think I am going to cry.
Brittany: Voldemort? VOLDEMORT!!! Hi! Shut up ok? We want to keep playing.
Voldemort: Oh. Right.
Pansy: My turn! *giggle* ok! Brittany truth or dare
Brittany: Dare, I laugh in the face of danger, HAHAHAHAHA
Pansy: Right. anyway. Give old Voldi his first kiss.
Brittany: Righto
(Brittany stands up walks over to Voldemort and gives him one. Voldemort looks surprised but not displeased. Brittany looks rather disgusted.)
Brittany: Gross, well my turn. Hey! Letters! Game over. I win!!!
Pansy: Hey that's not fair!
Brittany: Hun you are kidnapped and I am the kidnapper. Everything is fair. Besides we have a column to write forthwith. Haha big word. That is the word of the day everyone! Forthwith! Wahoo!