*Ask Pansy, Wood and Voldemort*
Dear Voldemort,
Sorry about the Voldie thing before. Anyway, once you get out of that place, meet the rest of the Blue's Clues fan club on the corner of main street. We will discuss future TV sessions with the rest of the group.
~*~Cool Dude ~*~
Dear Cool Dude,
Sounds good. See you there.
Voldemort
(Voldemort runs off singing, "We are lookin for Blue's Clues. We are lookin for Blues Clues. We are looking for Blue's Clues, because we're really smart!")
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Tom,
Do you remember me? Roxi Greenewood from Slytherin who always used to hang with you and stuff and was beater on the Team? If you do u will be pleased to know I totally think what u did to those PATHETIC POTTERS (HARRY and HIS FRIENDS, OLIVER AS WELL DID U HEAR HAT I SAID PATHETIC!!!) was totally alright and very cool, can I join your 'want to take over world' group and go out with you...PLEASE!!!
LUV U LOADS,
ROXI
Roxi baby!
Hey, of course I remember you! How ya been doin? Thanks for the support. As you know a lot of foolish wizards and witches think what I did was cruel and unusual torture and that I am insane. It is nice to here positive feedback. Feel free to join the Death Eaters. (I love that name it just sort of rings.) I kinda already said I would go out with somebody but hey! I am supposed to be this big, evil macho guy so if you don't mind sharing, sure!
Luv you babe,
Tom
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Dear Oliver,
You are sooooo cute! Any chance you could swap bodies with Ron Weasley to make the perfect guy?
Dear Voldy,
What crawled up your ass and possessed you to be evil? You are screwed up man!
Dear Pansy,
GET A LIFE AND A REAL BOYFRIEND YOU SAD LITTLE RAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
HUgz to all of you (apart from Pansy but lots to Oliver!;0))
Love Xodox!!!!!!!!
Dear Xodox,
Umm… I don't think that is gonna happen. I always say looks over personality. And honey, Ron Weasley? Red hair, freckles, come on! Compared to my gorgeous look. And I play Quidditch.
Oliver
Xodox,
You vile, repulsive, irritating, aggravating piece of disturbance! How dare you say I am "screwed up" is that a muggle term? Well I guess I kind of am. But it doesn't matter! I will succeed! I will conquer! I will obliterate all the fools, including you, who dare to stand in Lord Voldemorts path of darkness!
(Wood breaks in, "As long as he doesn't have to miss Blue's Clues to do it.)
Stand back foolish muggle or mudblood or whatever you are. I will see you in hell!
Buh bye!
Voldemort
Xodox,
I will not dignify that question with a response. (Censored Word) you.
Pansy
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Dear Wood,
Do you have any annoying siblings? Are they younger or older? Or are you an only child? Who do you like better? Brittany or Carrie? Also, Who do you like better? Voldi or Pansy?
One more note: Quidditch Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quiet One
Dear Quiet One,
Yes I have a very annoying younger brother. He always feels he has to show me up because I can play Quidditch so fabulously, and I look fabulous while doing it. As for who I like better, I thought I liked Carrie but she is a tad to quiet for me. Brittany seems much more fun even though she kidnapped us. And for Pansy and Voldi, even though Voldi killed all these people and was a evil and destructive tirant, he has his soft side. Pansy is just plain annoying. So I like Voldi.
One more note: Amen to that.
Wood
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Pansy,
I think I saw that girl Hermione, you know Potter's friend, flirting with your main man Draco. He's been getting pretty lonely with out you at Hogwarts. I don't know why since you only "hold hands." Just thought I'd tell ya. HaHa
PS, Wood call me!!!!!!!
Signed, donut
Donut,
Thanks for telling me but I have complete faith in Draco. We are in love and like I have said before we fulfil each other's needs just by looking at each other. We are taking it slow because our love is real. Our love is true. And one more thing, how in the hell did you get into Hogwarts?
(Censored Word) Off,
Pansy
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Carrie and I gave a sigh, it had been a good day.
A/n: I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters or Blues Clues. Make sure you write me letters!!!!