*Ask Pansy, Wood and Voldemort*
Dear Voldemort,
I was wondering if I could possibly join you on your quest for world domination? Me (Kaity princess of the spriten nation), My dragon Elanya, and Bob The Magical Invisible Green Fish (don't you DARE make fun of my fishie!!!), would all love to help you. I'm w/ you 100% with the whole potter thing, I mean he's a total geek! not to mention annoying. Anyways, I'm sure I could find a few of my personal guard to help as well...
not that most of them would willingly help, but hey, torture and death threats work wonders ya know. Oh! One condition, can I keep my little island *sniff* it's only 60x60 feet, and literally no-one knows where it is, hey come to think of it, if ya ever need somewhere to hide out just give me a ring, 'kay? BTW your blues clues secret is safe with me (although personally I prefer pokemon *dragonite is just tooooo cute*) Well. Let me know if ya want my help!
Dear Wood,
hey is ridding a broom anything like ridding a dragon? I don't know, I've never quite trusted those little bits of wood enough to try. :-P oh! and it's kon'nichi wa, or konnichi wa depending on who you ask ^_-
Raine Dragon
Dear Raine Dragon,
Sure, we always can use help in world domination. Let me tell you, the biggest mistake you can make in world domination is to think you can take care of it yourself. Look at Hitler and Napoleon! I wouldn't think of making fun of your fishie, I myself had a Ralph the Enchanted Demon Monkey Frog. Here is a new torture device you can try. Tie both ends of the to a rack then instead of pulling play N*SYNC! Over and over again till they think their brain will explode. Of course put a simple Deaf Charm so you are not vulnerable. For more torture ideas, go to www.darklord.org. You can keep your island and thanks for the suggestion!
Thanks for keeping the secret. Not sure how you found out but thanks. I have never seen Pokemon. But whatever.
Voldemort
Raine Dragon,
I have never ridden a dragon so I am not sure how it compares to riding a broom. As long as you look good doing it right? *pompous laugh* Thanks for the Japanese lesson. Those little pieces of wood, as you so crudely call them are my life. I was named after them for Christ's sake! Wood, wood. Get it? Good.
Wood
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Hello!!
Dear Pansy,
y do I even talk to you?
Dear Wood,
Do you think you can get George to hook up with me? He's kinda my friend.
Dear Moldie Voldie,
I'm not a mudblood. I'm a pureblood. Plus, I think you were cuter as Tom, not red eyed voldie. Anyway, when you're finished taking over, can I own the state Maryland in the U.S?
byes,
the mental, lunatic, weirdo one
Mental Lunatic, Weirdo One,
Why am I talking to you?
Pansy
MLWO,
You would rather be hooked up with George rather than me? I think I might faint.
Wood
MLWO,
Congratulations, would you like a trophy? Why would I allow you to have Maryland? You are freaky. You can have Texas. HAHAHAHAHA!
Voldemort
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Dear Voldi,
Have you ever tried plastic surgery? it might help....A LOT! then you might actually get a date! XD XD XD
Dear Pansy,
draco is playing you! but you've heard that a million times! so on another note: GET A NEW IDOL TO BE AN IDIOTIC SLAVE TO.
Dear Wood,
Don't you get tired of all these girls fawning all over you? I mean it must get really annoying. You are hot and all that...but how much can you take? Maybe you could fake your death and all that would stop. Then you could play Quidditch with me and not be crowded! I have the perfect field near my house.
later days,
Kittty^_^
Kitty,
Plastic Surgery? Isn't that a muggle thing? I don't think that is for me. I prefer the dark, brooding, so scary it makes you take a load in your pants approach. Thanks anyway.
Voldemort
Pansy,
NEVER!!! HE… WOULD… NEVER!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am not an idiotic slave.
Pansy
Kitty,
Actually, fawning girls isn't that bad! It is something you get used to. Someone has to be a teen sex icon! The responsibility is sometimes over whelming, having to have perfect hair, skin complexion, and an all around glow. No, it isn't all fun and games. But someone has to do it. It might as well be a sexy fox like me. Anytime you wanna play Quidditch doll face give me a call.
Kisses,
Wood
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Dear Voldemort,
I've noticed your an avid Blue's Clues watcher, I was wondering if you liked Joe or Steve more? I personally like Joe best....because he changes his shirt color and he finds the clues faster.
Much Love,
Brittany's crazy friend, she knows which one.
p.s- Wood...I saw that you were thinking about what I said last time...any answers??
Crazy Friend,
I don't watch Blue's Clues! What are you talkin about?
(I like Joe, he is fresh, new, plus the whole thing with Steve's green shirt was freakin me out.)
Voldemort
P.S. I am gonna become a Quaker so I can marry many women at once. I am SO in demand. – Wood
While I was out finding square dancing music, we had a fight going on a the bat cave.
Voldi- I have been asked out!
Wood- Tsk tsk Voldi, how many? I have been asked out WAY more than you.
Voldi- Lets keep a tally. First one to 15 wins. Loser has to have an singles column written for him by the winner.
Wood- That's crazy!
Voldi- Fine, chicken.
Wood- I am not a chicken!
Voldi- Course your not.
Wood- Fine your on.
Voldi- "grinning evilly" good.
THE TALLY!
Wood-llll
Voldemort-l
Wood- 4 to 1 well, well, well.
Voldi- Shut up! People reading this! Help me! People who are striving to be freed from good! Supporters of the Dark Arts! Ask me out! If not for me, then to shove g-damn Oliver Wood into the dirt and mess up his "perfect face!" gag me.
Wood- I don't need to issue a plea for help to get asked out.
Voldi- shut up.