*Ask Pansy, Wood and Voldemort*
"Hey, Lord Voldemort? "Will you go out with me?
Here is a little info about me.
Name: Rabusa Loca.
Gender: Female.
Age: 27(I act like a Hyper 10 year old most of the time though.)
Species: Anthropomorphic locust. (There goes the hope of going out with you.)
Hobbies: Causing chaos, tripping nuns, spreading rumors about Harry Potty's underwear, and beating up popstars!
"So can I go out with you?" Huh?! "If not can I at least help you in world domination?" "It sounds like fun! WEEEEEE!
Rabid Locust
Dear Rabid Locust,
I am not sure, the whole Anthropomorphic locust thing kinda freaks me out. I've seen weirder though! You can help with world domination. Thanks for the invite.
Voldemort
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Dear Wood,
what kind of girls are you looking for?
Your Friend Coolio
Coolio,
Well to be honest, they need to be as hot as me! I know, I know. That is a hard thing to live up to but I am sure there are lots of lovely ladies who are willing to live up to the challenge. I mean come on! Look at the prize! *pompous laugh*
Wood
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Voldi... Sorry, Lord Voldemort! I´ve been watching you for quite some time now and I have to say you´re wonderful! I´m a great supporter of the Dark Arts and I really, really want a date whit you, the greatest Dark Arts master ever alive! Maybe two dates... or more... How about it?
And Wood, Screw you and your "perfect face"!
LoveHayden
LoveHayden,
Thanks for remembering! It means so much when people show a little courtesy. And again thanks for your interest in the Dark Arts! It is wonderful to see interest. I would be delighted to go out with you. See you when I get out of here.
Voldemort
(Wood gives a exasperated gasp of shock)
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THE DATE TALLY!
Wood-llll
Voldemort-lll
Things were evening up. Voldemort was looking a little more confidant now.
Pansy- Why haven't I been asked out? Even that freak Voldi has been asked out three times! I haven't been once! Must be something wrong with the mail.
I came back to the hideout. Nothing in hand. No one had country square dance music, apparently it had become illegal. About time.
A/n: I don't own any of the Harry Potter characters or any stuff like that.