*Ask Pansy, Wood and Voldemort*
Dear Voldimert *cough**cough* I mean Voldemort,
How are you? I was wondering...Whose your fav? Shovel or pail? Mr. Salt or Mrs. Pepper? Mailbox or Side Table Drawer?
Quiet One
Dear Quiet One,
Are you mocking me? If not I like shovel. He is independent. He could survive in the world without pail but could pail survive without him? I think not. I also prefer Mrs. Pepper, she is so strong. She had the little shaker, Paprika, but she still manages to take care of the household. Mailbox, he is outside, making name for himself in this big, round world of ours. Side Table Drawer just sits in the living room all day.
Voldemort
Dear Pansy,
For Gods sake get over him!!!
Quiet One
Quiet One,
For Gods sake stop writing into the column! What is this you 4th letter? My God!
Pansy
Dear Wood,
I hope you lose the race, but I also hope Voldemort loses. Actually hope you all lose. That's impossible. Oh well.
Quiet One
Quiet One,
Ya thanks for the encouragement. Voldemort is an ugly, two-faced half-wit who can't play ANY sports and wouldn't look the least bit attractive even if he could. I mean come on! Why would anyone want to ask him out? I am the cute one!
Wood
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Hiya Tom,
Thanx, I'm doing good. My scar keeps kinda stinging but its not the normal kind, Its kind of major Pain i callapse, What does it mean???/
LOVE YOU!!!
Roxi
Roxi,
That's good. Did I ever try to curse you? How did you get the scar? If it is a curse scar it might be like that stupid Harry kids. Read the book. I am not sure.
Luv You too,
Tom
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Voldemort,
When you and I take over the world, can't we bomb the broom factory as a first goal? Pretty please?
LoveHayden
LoveHayden,
Ya sure. If you want.
Voldemort
(Wood- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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Dear Pansy,
Without you at
Hogwarts it's pretty boring. I'm dumping you. I've just noticed that you are a big SICKO!! Well bye sicko.
From Draco
Dearest darling love of my life Draco,
You don't honestly mean that do you Draco? I love you! I have stood by you during all of your confrontations with Harry. I have supprted you when no one else would! This is how you repay me? *starts to cry* Well, whatever makes you happy. Just remember that I will always love you.
Yours,
Pansy
(Pansy runs out of the room, her hair streaming behind her, tears streaming down her cheeks)
Wood- Well I never liked her and was sure Draco didn't like her but I never wanted him to break up with her! How sad.
Brittany- Poor thing *Her face lights up* Be back in a jiffy!
Voldemort- Wonder what she is doing?
Carrie- Who knows?
Dear Wood,
I think Hermione Granger would be perfect for you. Just ask her to the movies and get to know her better.Got to go.
Dear Coolio,
I don't know. She is cute but she doesn't play Quidditch. I don't think it would work.
Wood
Dear Voldemort,
Did you have any girlfriends before you became MENTAL!?!? Just wanted to know
Your friend, Coolio
Coolio,
Why yes I did even though it isn't any of your business. I feel a lack of privacy here.
Voldemort
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Dear Voldie Smoldy,
I know you're busy dating,taking over the world,and watching Blues Clues,but can I help you kill that "Potter boy" after you're done with all that other junk?
Love, DarkLadie
Dear DarkLadie,
Ya you can kill him anytime you want. Be my guest.
Voldie (If you can't beat um' join um'.)
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Pansy,
Did you know i saw Draco snoggin my sister yesterday on my couch, (DUMP HIM) *Then my sister can have him*
From
Roxi
Roxi,
Pansy isn't here right now her heart was broken by the man she loves.
Hey wood! omg you have to go out w/ me!
oh ya my friend wants to know if you'll go out w/ her too, but you can forget about her, k? c u ollie!
Ollie,
I am not sure if I want to go out with either of you but that is two more points for me!
Wood
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I'm really routing for you Voldie, sorry, "Voldemort" in the date tally thing 'cause Wood needs to get a foot stuck up his (BLEEP)!
Yea and for you Wood come on down to the muggle world and kiss your sorry (BLEEP) goodbye. Stuck up homo.
Pansy lol, your sick!
HALFBLOOD REPRESENTIN,
Sabookie
Sabookie,
Thanks, but you know I have to actually be asked out to get points. It doesn't count if the person says I hope you win. Just letting you know.
Voldie
P.S. I am very secure with my sexuality thank you! –Wood
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THE DATE TALLY
Wood- 7
Voldie- 4
A/n: What will happen to Pansy? Will she ever recover? Where has Brittany gone? Will Voldie be asked out again? Will people EVER see that Wood is a conceited snob? Stay tuned… oh ya I don't anybody from Harry Potter and all that crap.