A/n: This is my last chapter of this story. I would have liked to keep going but I am simply to busy with homework and school. I have 0 time. Fanfiction is going to have to go on hold for awhile…
Disclaimer in the form of a poem-
None of the Harry Potter people do I own,
I am writing this from a throne,
Voldi's still moldie and Wood is still hot,
Pansy's still spazzing, she never will stop,
Draco is stupid and Harry is not.
I want to keep sexy old Wood in a pot.
I came back into the store lugging a long and heavy rope. This rope was attached to a large metal cage, inside this cage was a very familiar boy…
"Draco!!!" Pansy shrieked, "Oh… wait… nevermind. I don't like you anymore…"
Brittany- He's for you
"AHHHHHHH!!!!"
I opened the cage and Pansy rushed inside while Draco cowered in a corner.
Wood- I can't decide if that is really sweet or just deranged…
Voldemort- Deranged I think
Carrie- You think?
*Brittany stands with her hands clasped grinning about all of the happiness she had spread that day*
Brittany- Well everyone I think the time has come.
Wood- ok…
Brittany- I feel that everyone has matured here. Matured both mentally and physically. *looks over at Wood* "cough" but now the time has come to set you free.
Voldi- It has?
Carrie- It has?
Brittany- Yes it has. I would like to say it is because I can't see a blossoming flower kept in a cage but in truth I am just plain sick of all of you.
Carrie- Amen
Brittany- so now it's time for so long…
Voldi- and we'll sing just 1 more song.
Pansy- Thanks for doing your part!
Carrie- you sure are smart!
Wood- oh… my… god…
Voldi- you know with me and you, and my dog Blue
Wood- oh what the heck…
All- WE CAN DO ANYTHING THAT WE WANNA DO!!!
With tears in their eyes the gang went there separate directions. Pansy went to lug Draco back to her house. Wood went to get a manicure, and Voldemort went to terrorize civilians and watch Blue's Clues, you know the usual.
Brittany and Carrie watched them go into the sunset.
Carrie- Doesn't it give you a warm, tingly feeling inside?
Brittany- umm… no but… Have you seen Legolas the Elf lately?
The two friends were last seen walking towards Mirkwood. Who knows who they will kidnap next and how they will change their lives… or not.