Trix are for Kids!

~By DragonWing

A/N: All right... this should clear up some confusion. I have only read the first manga of X, and have the movie. So if some characters names are off a little, I apologize... it's really hard to catch them (never mind SPELL them). The people who have made these mistakes have been sacked. In addition, if a character is not in here (or is wrongly justified) they may show up again! Don't have a hissyfit... geez. I SAID there may be a chapter 2, and I MEAN there may be one. -.- I'm done.

Disclaimer: I own not X or Trix....

Random Cereal Commercial Kid: *eating Trix* Boy, this bowl of Trix sure is good!

Kanoe: Hm.... how can I get that bowl of cereal? *thinks for a moment* Oh, I know.... *walks up to RCCK and takes the bowl of cereal*

RCCK: Hey, that's mine! *tugs on the bowl*

Kanoe: *loses her grip of the bowl, which lands on her head splattering her with milk* -_-

RCCK: ^_^ Unusually disgusting shirtless woman, Trix are for kids!

Kanoe: *wipes the milk off her face* Curses... Fuma, give me your Trix!

Fuma: I don't eat Trix.... I'm not a kid..................................... ............................................................................ .................. ............................................................................ .................. ............................................................................ .................. ............................................................................ .................. ............................................................................ .................. ............................................................................ *pause* Wait, aren't I decapitated?

DW: So?

Fuma: Being dead and all, how can I eat cereal without my head?

DW: It's called comedy Fuma.... look it up. You might learn something.

Fuma: ....oh.

Kanoe: Kamui, give me your Trix!

Kamui: *pulls out his sword* Unusually disgusting shirtless woman, Trix are for kids.

Kanoe: Or.... you can keep them, whatever works for you..... Kotori, give me your Trix!

Kotori: *starts crying* But unusually disgusting shirtless woman, Trix are for kids!

Kanoe: Yeah, yeah. Fine, Karen, give me your Trix!

Karen: No way, you're more of a slut than me! Plus-

Kanoe: Yes yes, we all know by now. Aoki, give me your Trix!

Aoki: Well, I don't have any.... but my kids do.

Kids: *in unison* Unusually disgusting shirtless women, Trix are for kids!

Kanoe: *by now is really annoyed* Yazuriha give me your Trix!

Yazuriha: Get 'er Inuki!!!!

Inuki: *chases Kanoe away*

Kamui: So, you guys wanna get some pizza or something?

Arashi: Yeah, ok.

Aoki: I'm in.

All: (excluding a Kanoe still being chased by an angry Inuki) *head for the nearest pizza parlor*

Karen: Are we forgetting someone?

Yazuriha: Must be your imagination......

Kanoe: Help me!!!!!!

~Fin~