To the End of the Moon! (And Over the Edge)
Disclaimer: We do not own any of the series that we happen to
mention, especially Ranma and Sailor Moon. We are also not making any
money off of this.
Kagato: Umm.. this time we'll try to be exceedingly random, and I'm
sure we'll succeed in screwing everything up nicely. Tannim's a bozo,
but the clown does have his uses...
Tannim: I think I've worked on this longer than I've worked on my
homework. Here's to hoping someone will laugh. ^_^
Part Five Begin!
---
Setsuna appeared, and blinked . The beach she'd appeared on
wasn't just crowded, it was packed. And even though she couldn't see
it, there was more of that Chaos energy here. In fact, there was even
more here than in Nerima. She shuddered, realizing that coming here
with her current ailment was probably one of her biggest mistakes.
Fortunately, Rei was there for spin control. A young man landed at
their feet (painfully, by the look of it) and moments later was
holding Rei, and muttering something about "one more to the growing
number" or some such nonsense, all the while groping her. Rei ignored
the senseless muttering, and kicked the man as hard as she could... to
send him flying once more.
"Daaaarling!" cried a flying girl as she broke off from her fight to
chase after her errant boyfriend.
The heavily electrified and smoking red haired girl glared sullenly at
her retreating opponent, but made no move to chase after the green
haired flyer. The girl's only movement was to twitch as residual
electricity sparked along various places of her body.
Ranma coughed once, heavily, before asking, "all right, who's next?"
Tamahome stepped inside the ring of people surrounding the impromptu
arena. He settled into a combat stance as he said, "I'll fight you."
Normally, Tamahome wouldn't fight a weakened opponent, nor would he
fight just for the heck of it; but he had seen this girl use some
pretty awesome moves, and he figured, even in her weakened state, she
could give him a run for his money. Besides, he might learn a thing
or two.
As Tamahome was trounced, an interesting phenomenon was taking place.
Actually, it was rather horrifying. Ataru, now afflicted with the
Anime-Symptoms-Syndrome (ASS) continued on his glomping, feel-em-up,
groping spree, and pretty soon girls left and right were swatting at
clouds, wiping away sweatdrops, covering their ears to drown out the
s or eating sand.
Kasumi's response to seeing all this going on pretty much sums it up
the best.
"Oh crap."
Everyone already afflicted with the ASS virus mass facefaulted at the
words. Those few not afflicted looked around in confusion as their
fellows collapsed to the ground for no apparent reason.
"What the hell?" asked a curious Tasuki, who had been comparing
thieving techniques with Lupin the Third. Consequently they had both
had been a little farther away from the rest of the people, and was as
yet unaffected.
Lupin scratched his head. "Maybe it's some new type of game everyone
is playing?" he guessed.
Mass sweatdropping ensued.
Tasuki shrugged. "To hell with them and their games. Let me tell you
about the time Kouji and I...." Their conversation became boring once
more, so the authors have decided to leave it cut off, like that.
Also, one of the authors would like to, at this time, put a specific
'fan' (YOU know who you are) in a vat of Rabid Wombats so he can be
mauled. Said fan screamed in pain and agony, much to the satisfaction
of the author... and then the story continued.
But not before the much saner of the two authors bopped the other
author over the head for interrupting the story.
Twin streaks of tears flowed down Setsuna's face as she beheld the
sight. It was all her fault. She should have learned her lesson at
her first attempt at teleporting, but nooooooo... she had to go and do
THIS.
Rei blinked , then asked, "So, where's the Princess?"
Setsuna's tears cleared up as if they had never been. She had
momentarily forgotten her objective. It took a few moments of doing,
but she spotted Usagi sitting over by the food booths happily slurping
up some ramen.
Setsuna paused. Actually, everyone on the beach paused. The two
Authors decided to pause the story, and go grab a bite to eat. Seeing
as how they were both starving Authors, they deserved a meal. So...
as Kagato sat back down with 5 hotdogs smothered in ketchup and a line
of mustard ("a little hot dog with your ketchup?" his parents used to
admonish) Tannim ate... a Hershey bar.
Kagato would have to teach Tannim the true meaning of "putting a meal
away."
Finally, though, both authors sat back down to work on the story in
progress. With a final note to the readers:
Kagato turned towards the camera, and smiles, a crumb caught in his
goatee. "Sorry about this... we'll get back to- uhh- the story. No
more demented interruptions like this... for the rest of this chapter.
I promise. And Tannim promises too, right?" Kagato turns a
questioning glare at Tannim, something otherwise impossible save for
the miracles of SI-sequences.
Tannim covered his face with his hand as he sighed. "You're the one
who always starts these, remember?" He turns to look at you, the
reader. "I'm sorry about this. Even I, the Editor, can't control
Kagato. He's like a force of nature; or, perhaps more accurately,
he's like an annoying little child that you aren't allowed to hit for
fear of repercussions."
Tannim coughed nervously into his hand.
"At any rate, we need to move things along, sooooo we'll just skip the
antics of the beach-goers and go straight to Setsuna making it to
Usagi with Rei in tow." As his last act, Tannim held up a sign that
reads, 'THERE ARE NO PLOT HOLES.'
Kagato's cat wandered over and pissed on Kagato's surge protector.
Suddenly it exploded!
Tannim blink-blinked. "Uh... never mind then. I guess we're going to
stop here." He turns to look at you, the viewer, once more. "This'll
be end of part five and chapter one... pretty crappy for a
cliffhanger, huh?"
---
End Part Five!
Authors Notes:
Kagato: Heh... sorry for cutting it short, but I have to work
tommorow.. and so I need some sleep. God only knows what these hotdogs
will do.. I've never eaten Hotdogs before I go to sleep. Weird, eh?
Tannim: Including the side stories, this brings chapter one up to
seven parts. I'll hopefully have them re-written according to the C&C
of the readers soon, and squashed together in one large chapter.
Feel free to send us e-mail. We love the stuff.
Disclaimer: We do not own any of the series that we happen to
mention, especially Ranma and Sailor Moon. We are also not making any
money off of this.
Kagato: Umm.. this time we'll try to be exceedingly random, and I'm
sure we'll succeed in screwing everything up nicely. Tannim's a bozo,
but the clown does have his uses...
Tannim: I think I've worked on this longer than I've worked on my
homework. Here's to hoping someone will laugh. ^_^
Part Five Begin!
---
Setsuna appeared, and blinked . The beach she'd appeared on
wasn't just crowded, it was packed. And even though she couldn't see
it, there was more of that Chaos energy here. In fact, there was even
more here than in Nerima. She shuddered, realizing that coming here
with her current ailment was probably one of her biggest mistakes.
Fortunately, Rei was there for spin control. A young man landed at
their feet (painfully, by the look of it) and moments later was
holding Rei, and muttering something about "one more to the growing
number" or some such nonsense, all the while groping her. Rei ignored
the senseless muttering, and kicked the man as hard as she could... to
send him flying once more.
"Daaaarling!" cried a flying girl as she broke off from her fight to
chase after her errant boyfriend.
The heavily electrified and smoking red haired girl glared sullenly at
her retreating opponent, but made no move to chase after the green
haired flyer. The girl's only movement was to twitch as residual
electricity sparked along various places of her body.
Ranma coughed once, heavily, before asking, "all right, who's next?"
Tamahome stepped inside the ring of people surrounding the impromptu
arena. He settled into a combat stance as he said, "I'll fight you."
Normally, Tamahome wouldn't fight a weakened opponent, nor would he
fight just for the heck of it; but he had seen this girl use some
pretty awesome moves, and he figured, even in her weakened state, she
could give him a run for his money. Besides, he might learn a thing
or two.
As Tamahome was trounced, an interesting phenomenon was taking place.
Actually, it was rather horrifying. Ataru, now afflicted with the
Anime-Symptoms-Syndrome (ASS) continued on his glomping, feel-em-up,
groping spree, and pretty soon girls left and right were swatting at
clouds, wiping away sweatdrops, covering their ears to drown out the
s or eating sand.
Kasumi's response to seeing all this going on pretty much sums it up
the best.
"Oh crap."
Everyone already afflicted with the ASS virus mass facefaulted at the
words. Those few not afflicted looked around in confusion as their
fellows collapsed to the ground for no apparent reason.
"What the hell?" asked a curious Tasuki, who had been comparing
thieving techniques with Lupin the Third. Consequently they had both
had been a little farther away from the rest of the people, and was as
yet unaffected.
Lupin scratched his head. "Maybe it's some new type of game everyone
is playing?" he guessed.
Mass sweatdropping ensued.
Tasuki shrugged. "To hell with them and their games. Let me tell you
about the time Kouji and I...." Their conversation became boring once
more, so the authors have decided to leave it cut off, like that.
Also, one of the authors would like to, at this time, put a specific
'fan' (YOU know who you are) in a vat of Rabid Wombats so he can be
mauled. Said fan screamed in pain and agony, much to the satisfaction
of the author... and then the story continued.
But not before the much saner of the two authors bopped the other
author over the head for interrupting the story.
Twin streaks of tears flowed down Setsuna's face as she beheld the
sight. It was all her fault. She should have learned her lesson at
her first attempt at teleporting, but nooooooo... she had to go and do
THIS.
Rei blinked , then asked, "So, where's the Princess?"
Setsuna's tears cleared up as if they had never been. She had
momentarily forgotten her objective. It took a few moments of doing,
but she spotted Usagi sitting over by the food booths happily slurping
up some ramen.
Setsuna paused. Actually, everyone on the beach paused. The two
Authors decided to pause the story, and go grab a bite to eat. Seeing
as how they were both starving Authors, they deserved a meal. So...
as Kagato sat back down with 5 hotdogs smothered in ketchup and a line
of mustard ("a little hot dog with your ketchup?" his parents used to
admonish) Tannim ate... a Hershey bar.
Kagato would have to teach Tannim the true meaning of "putting a meal
away."
Finally, though, both authors sat back down to work on the story in
progress. With a final note to the readers:
Kagato turned towards the camera, and smiles, a crumb caught in his
goatee. "Sorry about this... we'll get back to- uhh- the story. No
more demented interruptions like this... for the rest of this chapter.
I promise. And Tannim promises too, right?" Kagato turns a
questioning glare at Tannim, something otherwise impossible save for
the miracles of SI-sequences.
Tannim covered his face with his hand as he sighed. "You're the one
who always starts these, remember?" He turns to look at you, the
reader. "I'm sorry about this. Even I, the Editor, can't control
Kagato. He's like a force of nature; or, perhaps more accurately,
he's like an annoying little child that you aren't allowed to hit for
fear of repercussions."
Tannim coughed nervously into his hand.
"At any rate, we need to move things along, sooooo we'll just skip the
antics of the beach-goers and go straight to Setsuna making it to
Usagi with Rei in tow." As his last act, Tannim held up a sign that
reads, 'THERE ARE NO PLOT HOLES.'
Kagato's cat wandered over and pissed on Kagato's surge protector.
Suddenly it exploded!
Tannim blink-blinked. "Uh... never mind then. I guess we're going to
stop here." He turns to look at you, the viewer, once more. "This'll
be end of part five and chapter one... pretty crappy for a
cliffhanger, huh?"
---
End Part Five!
Authors Notes:
Kagato: Heh... sorry for cutting it short, but I have to work
tommorow.. and so I need some sleep. God only knows what these hotdogs
will do.. I've never eaten Hotdogs before I go to sleep. Weird, eh?
Tannim: Including the side stories, this brings chapter one up to
seven parts. I'll hopefully have them re-written according to the C&C
of the readers soon, and squashed together in one large chapter.
Feel free to send us e-mail. We love the stuff.