DISCLAIMER: All Harry Potter characters and ideas belong to J.K. Rowling. Also some references to Spongebob Squarepants and South Park. Please Read and Review. ____________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________ "It takes a great deal of concentration to make a..." Snape stopped suddenly and whirled around to find Bob and ChooChoo giggling furiously at him. ____________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________ "What may I ask is so funny?" ____________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________ ChooChoo giggled harder, and Bob tried to explain, "Concentrated!" she gasped in a strained voice. ____________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________ Suddenly she stopped laughing and smelled her hands. "ChooChoo," she nudged her friend, who was still busy laughing. ____________________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ "Huh?" ____________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________ "My hands smell like cheese." ____________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________ "Why'd you sniff your hands?" ____________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ "Dunno, they were just there...seemed like a good idea at the time." ____________________________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________ "I think the cheesy smell is because of the nachos." ____________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________ "Ahem," Snape interrupted, "May I remind you both, that while you are in my class, you will remain silent...and not eat nachos!" ____________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________ "We weren't eating nachos!" ____________________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ "You just said you were!" ____________________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ "Why were you listening into our conversation? You sneaky, sneaky man!" ChooChoo scolded. ____________________________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________ Snape's face turned an intersting shade of purple "That's it! Detention, for..." ____________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ Bob squeeked and raised her hand, shaking it wildly. ____________________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________ "I am afraid...but ask the question," Snape sighed. ____________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________ "If you mix semen, and seapeople, will that make a seaciety?" ____________________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ He stared at her, with his mouth partially opened, "Semen, did you say?" ____________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________ "Yes, because we were hoping to build an evil, non violent empire of seapeople to help us take over the world," ChooChoo explained, and then the two began to laugh evily, each raising a pinky to the corner of their mouth. ____________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________ Ron chose that moment to run into the room, slam the door behind him, and push a large metal desk in front of it. He turned around to find Bob and ChooChoo laughing evily, and put a hand up to his heart, catching his breath. "What are you two nutters up to now?" ____________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ "Not much, we just revealed our plan." ____________________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________ "What plan, dare I ask?" ____________________________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________ "The one that involves seapeople and world domination," ChooChoo explained nonchalantly. ____________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________ "Weasley, what are you doing in here?" Snape interrupted sternly. ____________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________ "The Elf! He keeps chasing me! I came in here to hide." ____________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ "Get out Weasley, now!" ____________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ Fred and George perked up suddenly,"You want us to leave? Okay!" They exclaimed and ran out of the room, failing to use the door. ____________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________ "Wait no! I meant the other one! Oh never mind!" ____________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________ ChooChoo laughed hysterically, "They made Fred and George shaped holes in the wall!" ____________________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________ Bob gasped. "ChooChoo! Since they left, that means we must go too! To...wherever Fred and George just went!" Bob jumped up and pointed to the holes. ____________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________ "No come back! All of you! Class hasn't ended!" Snape cried. "Arrgh!" ____________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________ Bob and ChooChoo passed Legolas in the hallway. "Hey Elfman!" ____________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ "Hi! I'm in a hurry, about to say my trademark line!" he cried excitedly. ____________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________ He leapt halfway through the hole and leaned dramatically to one side, "There is a foul voice on the air!" ____________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________ As Bob and ChooChoo ran away giggling, they heard a loud screech from Ron "Damn you elf! You've hunted me for the last time! This means war!" ____________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________ "Now what do we do Bob?" ____________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ "We find Brad, Joe and Steve...because it worries me that they are wandering aimlessly around the castle." ____________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________ "Cha Cha babing bang boo." ____________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________ "Exuse me?" ____________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________ "Green." ____________________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________ "Oh okay." ____________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________ "When was the last time you saw any of them?" ____________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ "Last night, before we went to bed. Let's see...where would they go?" Bob said, thinking outloud. ____________________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ "Dunno...hey lets just go to the kitchens instead, I'm having a serious craving for ice cream." ____________________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ "Fine...but then we have to look for them. God only knows what they could be up to." ____________________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ What exactly they were up to became clear as Bob and ChooChoo entered the kitchen. At first, they didn't know what to make of the scene, then a mischevious grin came across ChooChoo's face. "Well well well, isn't this a surprise?" She asked smugly. "You two seem to be getting along quite fabulously." ____________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ Brad and Joe gazed up at her from where they were sitting at a small table in the corner. They appeared to be sipping tea and having polite conversation. A look of panic crept onto Brad's face. "We're not getting along! How could I get along with him? He has no fashion sense whatsoever!" With that he slapped Joe on the back of the head. ____________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________ "Well I don't like you either! You're too...blond!" ____________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________ "I hate to break up this little love fest, but have either of you seen Steve?" ChooChoo interrupted. ____________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________ "Yeah, we saw him earlier, the old guy was chasing him because he stole his stick. I don't really see what the big deal is, he can just find a new one," Brad said, turning back to his tea. ____________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________ A look of exasperation came across Bob's face. "I sincerely hope that you don't mean Steve stole Dumbledore's wand?" ____________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________ "If that's what you want to call it, then yes, Steve did just that." ____________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ "Where was he when this happened?" ____________________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________ "He was outside, running around that big lake," Joe pointed. ____________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________ "Guess we better go help Dumbledore." ____________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________ "Can we get some ice cream first?" ChooChoo whined. ____________________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ "Alright fine," Bob and ChooChoo walked over to the house elves. ____________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ "Do you have any Ben and Jerry's?" ____________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ The elves looked puzzled. "We is not knowing of no Ben...or Jerry miss." ____________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________ "You don't have any Ben and Jerry's?! But they're the makers of dreams!" ChooChoo exclaimed wildly. ____________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________ "Err...the makers of dreams, miss?" ____________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ "You know, tiny little buckets of Heaven!" Bob explained. ____________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________ The house elf looked startled. "Could I get you something else, perhaps?" ____________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ Bob and ChooChoo looked thoughtful. Finally, Bob andswered, "Cheese." ____________________________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________ "Cheese? A cheese sandwich?" ____________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ "No, just the cheese...swiss to be precise." ____________________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ "Yeah and some peanut butter," ChooChoo added. ____________________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ They sat down with Brad and Joe to enjoy a snack. They looked at ChooChoo. "Where did you get the nacho's from? I asked those little guys over there for some earlier, and they said they didn't have any," Brad inquired. ____________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ ChooChoo shrugged. "An experienced employee of the month always keeps a brick of lead in their hat." ____________________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ "Uhhh...what does that have to do with nachos?" ____________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________ "Absolutely nothing." ____________________________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________ "Oh, okay." ____________________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ "Me and Bob always carry nachos with us, in case of an emergency." ____________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________ "Can I have some?" ____________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ "No, I'm running out of cheese sauce and I don't want to share." ____________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________ "Please? I really want some nachos!" ____________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ "Nope." ____________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ "But..." ____________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________ "Nibbit!" ____________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________ "Wha..." ____________________________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________ "Nibbit!" ChooChoo cried again, silencing him. ____________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________ "I don't underst..." ____________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________ "I SAID NIBBIT!" ____________________________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________ Brad pouted and proceeded to make faces at her when she wasn't looking. She got up finally, to go to the bathroom, and he saw his chance. Slowly his hand crept out from under the table, and toward the nachos. "Don't do it man, it could be a trick," Joe whispered, looking around fearfully. ____________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________ "I have to do it...I'm hungry. This might be my only chance." Once again his hand moved stealthily across the table. ____________________________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ Somewhere in the hallway, ChooChoo stopped abruptly. She sniffed the air. "Spider sense tingles! The Brad is attempting what others dare not. I admire his cunning bravery...but he shall not get away with it!" She turned and ran back toward the kitchen. ____________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ She burst through the door to spot Brad with one of her precious nachos mid-mouth. His pupils dilated in fear. With a shrill battle cry, she lept at him, causing them both to tumble to the floor. They rolled into the table, which fell, along with everything on it, on top of them both. ____________________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ "Ahhh! I've been cheesed!" Brad cried, causing ChooChoo to jump back. ____________________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ "Where?!" ____________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ He pointed to his chest, which was covered in the remainder of ChooChoo's nacho sauce. ____________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________ "Oh my God! Quick, somebody get a towel! Why? Why? I never meant for it to be like this!" She sobbed, beating her fists on his chest dramatically. ____________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________ "Ow! ChooChoo, no! Stop, I'm alright!" ____________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________ She stopped crying and looked at him. "He's alive!" She yelled at the top of her lungs and began to laugh madly. ____________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________ "Ahem." Professor McGonagall cleared her throat loudly, making herself known. They all stared at her. "I'm not entirely sure why there is cheese everywhere, but thats not important at the moment. Professor Dumbledore wishes to see you two in his office. Immediatley," She said sternly, glaring at Bob and ChooChoo. ____________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________ Brad laughed," Ha! you got in trouble, you got in trouble!" He sang. ____________________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________ ChooChoo stuck her tongue out at him. ____________________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________ "Follow me please," Professor McGonagall said and turned swiftly toward the door.