EPISODE 1 - That Wild Shirt
Sansi: *to Taysh* Like, where did you get that wild shirt?
Taysh: What shirt? *looks around*
Sansi: Well duh, the one you're wearing! (sounds scratchy....)
Taysh: Am I wearing one? *looks*
Sansi: I should hope so!
Taysh: Oh! I AM wearing a shirt! What did you ask again?
Sansi: Never mind. So what's your name?
Taysh: Whose name?
Sansi: Jeez, are you being stupid on purpose?
Taysh: Who?
Sansi: YOU!
Taysh: Oh, why didn't you say so? Gettin' all rude! I'm Taysh'Ara Kithe. I have a pet! His name is Fluffy! I like cheese!
Sansi: Ooookaay. Well anyways, I'm San'Si Taneau.
Taysh: Why?
Sansi: Because I am!
Taysh: Do you like cheese?
Sansi: I like boys! They are sooooo cute! There's My'kal, and Ja'rew, and Tam'tu, and... (FADE OUT)
*****
Si'Tri Meo: Greetings and felicitations.
Erra Si Roughe: Hi.
Si'Tri Meo: My moniker is Si'Tri Meo.
Erra Si Roughe: And??
Si'Tri: And what do they call you?
Erra Si: Erra Si Roughe.
Si'Tri: So have you ever been to the Jedi Temple before?
Erra Si: Yeah.
Si'Tri: Well this is my first time. I think it is incredible! The architecture is astounding!
Erra Si: Uh.. yeah.
Si'Tri: Have you met the other Padawans?
Erra Si: Yeah they're weird. *looks at Taysh* Like her.
Si'Tri: When you say weird, what do you mean? Do you mean strange or crazy, or outlandish?
Erra Si: It's weird.
Si'Tri: I can see you don't understand basic distinctly. Obviously it's not your native language.
Erra Si: You got a problem with that?
Si'Tri: Well no, that's quite alright. I think I'll go say hello to the others.
*****
Si'Tri: Greetings! I am Si'Tri Meo, And this is Erra Si Rohghe.
San Si: HI! I'm San Si Taneau.
Taysh: Where's the button?
Si'Tri: What button?
Taysh: Shhh.. he might hear you!
Sansi: *looks at Erra* "So where are you from?"
Erra: "Kamino."
Taysh: "Kamino? Delicious!"
Si'Tri: "How fascinating! I've read about Kamino, Madame Jocasta Nu has just restored the file to the Jedi Archives. Did you know that Kamino has never recovered from global warming that liquefied colossal layers of inland continental ice? It caused its oceans to proliferate, covering the landmasses, forcing the native Kaminoans to adapt. The cities are still constructed to echo their former land colonies, but are now built elevated above the oceanic surface of the world, to withstand the ceaseless storms that buffet the planet."
Sansi: *looks confused* "Oh."
Erra: mmhhmm...
Sansi: * looks at SR* "So what did you do on Kamino?"
Erra: "I worked in the command center of the cloning sector, organizing transports for the Army of the Republic."
Si'Tri: "The Kaminoans are reputed to be the best cloners in the galaxy. They possess a scientific cunning that allows them to excel in the genetic manipulation of numerous species."
Sansi: *Looks at SR* "So you know how to clone people?"
Erra: "No..."
Si'Tri: *cuts in* "The Kaminoans are not humanoid beings, likened to Erra, they are a tall, slender species with glassy eyes, elongated necks, and pale skin. The males of their species often have prominent head-fins, a throwback to their evolutionary roots found in the oceans of Kamino."
Sansi:*Looks confused* "Oh."
Taysh: "I had a head-fin once."
***** Sansi: Did you guys see that Anakin Skywalker? He is SO hot!
Erra: Naw, his master, Obi-Wan, is just more rockin'
Taysh: Obi-Wan Kenobi... Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time... a long time
Si'Tri: I think I'm going to go read my dictionary now. Narrator: Si'Tri Promptly walked away and sat down on the floor, immersing herself in the world of nouns, adjectives and specialist syllables. The others blinked and continued talking. Sansi: Obi-Wan?! But he's SO old.
Erra: I like the way he talks. (too quiet)
Taysh: Liking the way Yoda talks, do I.
Sansi: Who cares how they talk? It's how they LOOK.
Taysh: One time I looked at a fish!
Erra/Sansi: A fish?
Taysh: It was pretty. I put it on my head. Narrator: Trying to avoid buttons, fish, head fins or anything of the like, Erra decided to move the dialogue to another topic. Erra: So what do you think of that Si'Tri Meo girl?
Sansi: Like, she is SO weird.
Taysh: She has books with lots of letters in them.
Erra: Anybody who reads a dictionary for fun should be sent to an asylum.
Sansi: Totally.
Taysh: Are asylums good to eat?
Erra: Shut up.
Taysh: Shut what?
Sansi: Your mouth!
Taysh: It doesn't go up!
Erra: What if I MAKE it go up?
Taysh: Do you think Yoda's ears are crunchy?
Sansi: Maybe YOU'RE the one that should go to an asylum.
Taysh: I thought that was food!
Sansi: So ANYWAY, Si'Tri is really wack.
Taysh: Wack a mole, wack a mole, wack a mole....
SFX: Lightsabre
Erra: I TOLD you to SHUT UP.
Sansi: *to Taysh* Like, where did you get that wild shirt?
Taysh: What shirt? *looks around*
Sansi: Well duh, the one you're wearing! (sounds scratchy....)
Taysh: Am I wearing one? *looks*
Sansi: I should hope so!
Taysh: Oh! I AM wearing a shirt! What did you ask again?
Sansi: Never mind. So what's your name?
Taysh: Whose name?
Sansi: Jeez, are you being stupid on purpose?
Taysh: Who?
Sansi: YOU!
Taysh: Oh, why didn't you say so? Gettin' all rude! I'm Taysh'Ara Kithe. I have a pet! His name is Fluffy! I like cheese!
Sansi: Ooookaay. Well anyways, I'm San'Si Taneau.
Taysh: Why?
Sansi: Because I am!
Taysh: Do you like cheese?
Sansi: I like boys! They are sooooo cute! There's My'kal, and Ja'rew, and Tam'tu, and... (FADE OUT)
*****
Si'Tri Meo: Greetings and felicitations.
Erra Si Roughe: Hi.
Si'Tri Meo: My moniker is Si'Tri Meo.
Erra Si Roughe: And??
Si'Tri: And what do they call you?
Erra Si: Erra Si Roughe.
Si'Tri: So have you ever been to the Jedi Temple before?
Erra Si: Yeah.
Si'Tri: Well this is my first time. I think it is incredible! The architecture is astounding!
Erra Si: Uh.. yeah.
Si'Tri: Have you met the other Padawans?
Erra Si: Yeah they're weird. *looks at Taysh* Like her.
Si'Tri: When you say weird, what do you mean? Do you mean strange or crazy, or outlandish?
Erra Si: It's weird.
Si'Tri: I can see you don't understand basic distinctly. Obviously it's not your native language.
Erra Si: You got a problem with that?
Si'Tri: Well no, that's quite alright. I think I'll go say hello to the others.
*****
Si'Tri: Greetings! I am Si'Tri Meo, And this is Erra Si Rohghe.
San Si: HI! I'm San Si Taneau.
Taysh: Where's the button?
Si'Tri: What button?
Taysh: Shhh.. he might hear you!
Sansi: *looks at Erra* "So where are you from?"
Erra: "Kamino."
Taysh: "Kamino? Delicious!"
Si'Tri: "How fascinating! I've read about Kamino, Madame Jocasta Nu has just restored the file to the Jedi Archives. Did you know that Kamino has never recovered from global warming that liquefied colossal layers of inland continental ice? It caused its oceans to proliferate, covering the landmasses, forcing the native Kaminoans to adapt. The cities are still constructed to echo their former land colonies, but are now built elevated above the oceanic surface of the world, to withstand the ceaseless storms that buffet the planet."
Sansi: *looks confused* "Oh."
Erra: mmhhmm...
Sansi: * looks at SR* "So what did you do on Kamino?"
Erra: "I worked in the command center of the cloning sector, organizing transports for the Army of the Republic."
Si'Tri: "The Kaminoans are reputed to be the best cloners in the galaxy. They possess a scientific cunning that allows them to excel in the genetic manipulation of numerous species."
Sansi: *Looks at SR* "So you know how to clone people?"
Erra: "No..."
Si'Tri: *cuts in* "The Kaminoans are not humanoid beings, likened to Erra, they are a tall, slender species with glassy eyes, elongated necks, and pale skin. The males of their species often have prominent head-fins, a throwback to their evolutionary roots found in the oceans of Kamino."
Sansi:*Looks confused* "Oh."
Taysh: "I had a head-fin once."
***** Sansi: Did you guys see that Anakin Skywalker? He is SO hot!
Erra: Naw, his master, Obi-Wan, is just more rockin'
Taysh: Obi-Wan Kenobi... Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time... a long time
Si'Tri: I think I'm going to go read my dictionary now. Narrator: Si'Tri Promptly walked away and sat down on the floor, immersing herself in the world of nouns, adjectives and specialist syllables. The others blinked and continued talking. Sansi: Obi-Wan?! But he's SO old.
Erra: I like the way he talks. (too quiet)
Taysh: Liking the way Yoda talks, do I.
Sansi: Who cares how they talk? It's how they LOOK.
Taysh: One time I looked at a fish!
Erra/Sansi: A fish?
Taysh: It was pretty. I put it on my head. Narrator: Trying to avoid buttons, fish, head fins or anything of the like, Erra decided to move the dialogue to another topic. Erra: So what do you think of that Si'Tri Meo girl?
Sansi: Like, she is SO weird.
Taysh: She has books with lots of letters in them.
Erra: Anybody who reads a dictionary for fun should be sent to an asylum.
Sansi: Totally.
Taysh: Are asylums good to eat?
Erra: Shut up.
Taysh: Shut what?
Sansi: Your mouth!
Taysh: It doesn't go up!
Erra: What if I MAKE it go up?
Taysh: Do you think Yoda's ears are crunchy?
Sansi: Maybe YOU'RE the one that should go to an asylum.
Taysh: I thought that was food!
Sansi: So ANYWAY, Si'Tri is really wack.
Taysh: Wack a mole, wack a mole, wack a mole....
SFX: Lightsabre
Erra: I TOLD you to SHUT UP.