EPISODE 2 - Flavoured Sabres
SFX: Lightsabre hum
Taysh: Ooooo pretty! Is it blue flavoured?
Erra: I'm gonna chop your head off!
Taysh: Will it bounce?
Sansi: EWWW! That's so gross! Erra, put your lightsabre away right now! Violence is never the answer!
Erra: Says who?
Taysh: One time, A was the answer on a test I took!
SFX: Door opens (Obi enters)
SFX: Lightsabre off (quickly)
Erra: *hums innocently*
Taysh: It's OBIKINS! YAY! I wanna hug! Gimme a hug OBIKINS!
SFX: Running steps
Obi: Uhm... Hello again, Taysh. OOF! *Taysh jumps and hugs him*
SFX: Footsteps
Si'Tri: Greetings and felicitations! I presume you are Master Obi-Wan Kenobi. What a pleasure to meet you. I am Si'Tri Meo.
Obi: *trying to get Tasyh off* Taysh.. I... Can't... breathe... *gasp for air* Thank you, Taysh. Nice to meet you, Si'Tri.
Sansi: Like, hi. I'm Sansi Taneau. Is Anakin around anywhere?
Obi: Anakin? He's away on a mission.
Sansi: *depressed* Oh...
Obi: Hello, Erra.
Erra: Hi...
Si'Tri: Oh, you two have made an acquaintance?
Taysh: Well I know him too! He's my bestest friend! We like to play tea party!
Obi: I don't recall ever--
Taysh: And one time we got Mace Windu to come over and we all dressed up as pretty princesses and saved the handsome prince Yoda from the evil Jedi Council!
Erra: Kenobi, this girl is a freak. We should ditch her.
Obi: Erra, that is not--
Taysh: OOOooOOoo What flavour is this one?
Obi: Taysh, give me back my lightsabre!
Taysh: I wanna see what flavour it is!
Obi: Do NOT eat my lightsabre!
Erra: See? This is what I'm talking about! How did a girl like her ever get accepted?
Obi: *talking to her like she's a little kid* Taysh... give me the lightsabre. No, don't look into it... No, TAYSH, do not turn it on while you're looking in it!

*****

Obi: Alright, now that I have possession of my lightsabre again, I will show you your room.
Sansi: Our ROOM? As in we don't have our own separate rooms?
Erra: You mean I have to sleep with THEM?
Obi: Yes, you will all be sharing a room.
Taysh: Sleepover! Sleepover! Sleepover!
Sansi: Hey, you're right! We can totally stay up all night and play Truth or Dare, and do each other's hair, and talk about Anakin!
Obi: You will not be staying up all night, as our training begins first thing in the morning.
Si'Tri: Fantastic! I personally think we should get to bed as early as possible. Coruscant's days are considerably shorter than those of other planets.
Taysh: Taysh is HUNGRY! Taysh needs food now!
Obi: Have none of you eaten?
Taysh: I ate before! But not for a while! But I remember when I was little and my mommy made me eat icky stuff and--
SFX: slap
Taysh: OW! Erra! Don't hit Taysh!
Obi: Erra, do not treat your fellow padawans in such a manner.
Erra: Whatever.
Sansi: I'm totally starving too! Can Anakin come over and have dinner with us?
Obi: I'm afraid Anakin is still on the same mission he was when you asked where he was ten minutes ago.
Sansi: *depressed* Oh...
Obi: If you are all hungry, we can order out. I have a few menus from local restaurants. Now, if we can continue what we were doing, I'll show you your room.
Taysh: Gimme menus! I wanna seeeeeeeeeeee!
Obi: Not now, Taysh. I'm showing you your room.
Taysh: Is it pink?
Erra: Better not be.
Obi: No, it's not pink.
Sansi: *depressed* Oh...
Si'Tri: I'm sure the room will be perfectly adequate for our needs.

*****

SFX: Door opens
Obi: And here is your room.
Sansi: It's SO boring!
Taysh: I get the bed by the window!
Si'Tri: All the beds are by windows.
Taysh: Goodie! I get them all!
Erra: I don't think so.
Sansi: Where am I going to put all my guys?
Obi: *worried* What guys?
Sansi: Like, my posters, duh!
Obi: Oh... Well, here are the menus, decide what you want for dinner and call me on the comlink... it connects to the one in my room, across the hall.
Taysh: Comlink? Delicious!
Obi: (walking out door) No, Taysh. Not delicious. Yucky.
Taysh: Oh...
SFX: Door close
Si'Tri: So what would you all like for dinner? I personally think we should order from the Sullisten Garden.
Erra: I hate Sullisten food.
Sansi: I like Sullisten food though! It's totally good!
Taysh: But some of it burns my mouth! Then I catch on fire!
Si'Tri: Well, that's two votes for it and two votes against it then... What about ordering from the Calamarian Grill?
Taysh: TAYSH WILL BURN UP! NONO!
Erra: I don't like spicy stuff.
Sansi: You two don't like anything! Let me see those menus... How about... Kaminoen? Oh, gross. Nevermind.
Erra: I LIKE Kaminoen.
Si'Tri: I'd rather not...
Taysh: Fishies! They are not for eating! They are my friends!
Si'Tri: Well scratch that idea.
Erra: You people are so picky.
Sansi: Whatever! Like, how about getting food from the Iradonian Café?
Si'Tri: That sounds most enjoyable.
Erra: If I have to.
Taysh: DELICIOUS!

*****

Taysh: I wanna push the button! Please lemme push it! PLEASE!
Si'Tri: Alright, Taysh. You may press the button.
Taysh: YAY!
SFX: Beep and static
Obi: Yes? Have you made a decision?
Taysh: They were trying to make me catch on fire! It was hot! NOOOO hot hot burning owww! And then making me eat fishies! NOT MY FRIENDS! And Taysh said no and then they said things and now delicious!
Obi: I see.
Erra: Kenobi, we have decided to order form the Iradonian Café.
Obi: Oh... Actually their food is not very good...
Si'Tri: Ahh!
Obi: What was that?
Sansi: Just Si'Tri...
Obi: Oh... Well what about the Calamarian Grill? They have good food.
Taysh: OBI WANTS ME TO BURN UP TOO! *cries*
Obi: Or not...
Si'Tri: Why don't we order from two restaurants? Taysh and Erra can have Iradonian and Sansi, Master Obi-Wan, and I can have Calamarian.
Obi: Excellent compromise, my padawan.
Si'Tri: Why thank you.
*comlink beeps off*
Si'Tri: While Obi Wan is ordering our food, we should start unpacking.
Taysh: But I'm already out of my suitcase!
Erra: She means our stuff.
Sansi: I'm going to put up my Anakin posters!
Taysh: Lemme seee! Lemme seee! Lemme seee!
San: Ok here's Anakin and that Amidala person... but as you can see I cut her head off and pasted mine on over the top.
Taysh: Really? One time I cut my head off!
Erra: Why don't you do it again?
Sansi: Here's Anakin with Darth Vader in the background for some reason.
Taysh: Darth Who?
Si'Tri: Remember your timeline guys.
San: Oops sorry! Oh look! Here's Anakin standing facing north. Here's Anakin standing facing east. Anakin standing facing south. And Anakin standing facing west. OOO this is my favorite one! Anakin sleeping!! Isn't he adorable?! Here's Anakin eating, and drinking... and here's him combing his hair.
Erra: Yeah I bet he does that a lot. Likes his hair.
Sansi: Oh and here's Anakin with Obi Wan.
Erra: Lemme see.
San: Um ok. Don't bend it.
Taysh: One time somebody told me to get bent.
Si'Tri: That's not proper grammar! The correct phraseology would be. 'Once, someone told me to be become bent'
Taysh: You mean like a hologram?
Si'Tri: No. Grammar. The way in which you phrase your words, your sentence structure.
San: Erra? Can I like please have my poster back?
Erra: No. It's mine now. And any others that have Obi-Wan in them.