Playboy Turkey

By: Jezzi-Sama

*Duo walks in the room with Tekla following behind him.*

Duo: Okay guys, Tekla's ready for dinner!

*Tekla walks into the room wearing a strapless buckskin top and buckskin undies, pink thigh high nylons, buckskin moccasins, a buckskin headband with a yellow feather and to top it all off, a huge red, brown, orange, & white turkey tail.*

Tekla: *blush* At-wa like?

Quatre: *Narrows eyes* No, I don't like! Duo! My sisters will be here in an hour! Get her changed…

*Trowa walks in*

Trowa: *looking at Tekla* Woah *blush* Uh…Dauh…

*Heero walks in with Wufei*

Heero: *sees Tekla* Hello! *blush*

Wufei: *looks at Tekla, blushes and quickly looks away* Uh, So Tekla's the main course?

Tekla: Oo-eh! *runs to Wufei* Gobble Gobble!

*GLOMP*

Wufei: Help! *Nose bleeds* Get her off!

Quatre: *Yelling* Duo! Get her changed, now!

Duo: Fine. Fine. Come'on, Teki.

*Tekla jumps off Wufei and skips after Duo*

Duo: *whispering to Tekla* Let's go try on your "Holiday Ham" outfit…

Tekla: EEEE~!

::Note: Pic of Tekla's costume: http://www.mediaminer.org/fanart/view.php?id=8422