Just You Wait
Just you wait, Christine Daaé, just you wait!
You'll be sorry, but your
tears'll be too late!
He'll have left you, I'll have André!
Will Erik help
you? Don't be funny!
Just you wait, Christine Daaé, just you wait!
Just you wait, Christine Daaé, till you're weak,
And Raoul leaves you
'cause you're too meek!
I'll still be Prima Donna.
It'll be such an
honour!
Ooo-hoo-hoo, Christine Daaé, just you wait!
Ooooh, Christine Daaé!
Just you wait until you're crawling back to
me!
Ooooh, Christine Daaé!
And you're dressed as only a tramp can
be!
When you're begging for a sou,
I'll be walking over you!
Oh, ho,
ho, Christine Daaé!
Oh, ho, ho, Christine Daaé!
Just you wait!
I've always been famous, attractive and slim;
While you've been boring,
silly and dim.
One day the crowd will say:
"Carlotta, never fear,
For
all of Paris society will be right here!
Next week shall see the day
When
you make that girl pay!
All the people will sing the praises of you
That
phantom fellow, he'll sing it too."
"Thanks a lot," sings I, in a note too high.
But all I think about is Miss
Daaé's plight.
"Again!" shouts the crowd with a force
While I refuse with
remorse.
Then they'll march you, Christine Daaé out the door;
And you have to sell
your body like a whore.
As I lift my gun higher,
I'll shout: "Ready! Aim!
Fire!"
Ha, ha, ha, Christine Daaé!
Dead you'll be, Chrstine Daaé!
Just
you wait!
Disclaimer 2: Okay so it sucks. It's wrong. It doesn't work. Well I can't do song parodies. So feel free and justified in flaming me for this disgrace to the noble art of writing parodies. If you are offended by the content well that's fair enough but remember that it's Carlotta who's singing it.