Disclaimer: All of the characters from SW belong to the creator himself, George Lucas, BUT Master Jemi and Padawan Jenika belong to me and my friend, and all of things that you are unfamiliar with.
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
A Master and her Padawan was on a mission. Their mission was to find the secret base of the evil sith, Darth Jim-is-gay. Their first stop is Planet Tanooshi, the home of the Wookies. (Don't ask me, ask my friend, Jenika da Jedi, she thought of that idea)
Padawan Jenika: Master, where are we going?
Master Jemi: We are going to Planet Tanooshi, young one.
Jenika: But Master, we are the same age.
Jemi: This is a fan fic, Padawan... and I'm many years old. Besides the author you're based on is younger than the author I'm based on. ^_^
Jenika: Oh.
Jemi: Now that's another reason why the author made you just a Padawan and not a Master... you're slow. *snickers*
Jenika: o.O
They finally landed in Tanooshi, and was greeted by a handsome fellow. (Sumhow he looks like a Josh Harnett look-alike)
Josh Ttentrah: Hi, I'm Josh Ttentrah! (See, even his name is Josh)
As Jemi and Jenika were walking down the platform, all of a Jenika ran as fast as she could like in those Japanese cartoons, to greet him.
Jenika: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!
Josh: Welcome to the land of the Josh and the Wookies! How can I help you?
Jenika: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!! *FaInTs*
Josh: o.O
Jemi: Josh? I thought Wookies only lived here?
Josh: Oh, its the land of the Josh too, since some evil dude cloned Josh Hartnett... is ur friend alrite?
Jemi: Oh, yes, my Padawan's cool... she's just over excited to see u
Josh: OK.....
Jemi: She's just got a major crush on Josh Hartnett since she just recently saw his movie, 'Blowdry' and she really wants revenge on Rachel Leigh Cook for co-staring with him, and I can see that she fainted because you look just like him.
Jenika started to wake up from her little slumber and screamed again when she saw Josh.
Jemi: WILL YOU STOP SCREAMING ALREADY?!?!? *Takes out a Japanese mallet and hit Jenika on the head*
Jenika: OWWIE, MASTER!!!
Jemi: Now then, may we please see the leader of this planet?
Josh: Ah, yes, I shall lead you to Lewmacca.
Jemi and Jenika followed the clone, to the leader of Tanooshi.
Jenika: Master, doesn't that name sound familiar?
Jemi: It sort of does, Jenika, let me check. *Takes out the script of all 5 episodes of Star Wars and start skimming thru it.* AH-HAH, Lewmacca must be related to Chewbacca in Episode 4, 5, & 6.
Jenika: Are you supposed to have that?
Jemi: No, but it explains everything, though.
Jenika: Tru dat.
The trio continued on their journey to Lewmacca's lair. Finally they entered into a large tomb, filled with hair balls all over the place.
Jenika: Ewww....
Josh: Oh, um... sorry about that. It's shedding season.
Jemi: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Just look at this mess. *Takes out a vacuum cleaner, and sucks out the hair on the floor*
Jenika: MASTER! We're here to talk to Lewmacca, not to clean his tomb!
Jemi: Oh, right, sorry. *Puts away the vacuum cleaner*
Josh: O.o
Jenika: *whispers to Josh* She has a habit of cleaning things.
Josh: Oh, I see.
They final walk into Lewmacca's royal chamber where they see several Joshes serving Lewmacca
Jenika: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jemi: Not again...
Josh 1: Presenting the royal LEWMACCA!!!
Jenika: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- *Jemi covers her mouth* mumff!!!!
Lewmacca: Rowrr!! *Josh 2 serves him juice* RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOWWWFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!! *throws juice at Josh 2*
Jemi: Ummm... is this a bad time?
Lewmacca: Rwof row roff!!
Josh Ttentarh (aka Josh T. from now on): Nah, he just says he welcomes you to his kingdom and would like you to hurry up with whatever you want since he has a baseball game with Han Solo and his cousin. Lewmacca, we have guests here today, which is...
Jemi: *Let's go of Jenika and bows down* Master Jemi and...
Jenika: *Wipes off the hairballs of her tunic and soon was nudged by Jemi* Oh, and Jenika. *bows down*
Jemi: My Padawan and I have travel far across the galaxy and— JENIKA, WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE GOOD FORCE ARE YOU DOING?!?!
Jenika: *hugging a Josh* He's mine…ALL MINE…MY PREEESSSSSSSSCCCCCIIIIIOOOOOUUUUUSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Josh 3: Can't…breath…
Jemi: LET HIM GO! DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE DARK SIDE?
Jenika: Sorry, Master *let's go of Josh* Sorry.
Josh 3: You hurt me...*begins to cry*
Jenika: What a wuss.
Jemi: As I was saying we have traveled far and wide to fulfill a mission. The Senate has tracked a Darth Jim-is-gay around this part of the universe. We are to find him before he releases his secret master plan.
Lewmacca: Row Rowf Roff?
Josh T: He wants to know what is Darth Jim-is-gay planning.
Jenika: We don't know…that's why he's hiding in a secret base somewhere in the galaxy and that's why it's a secret master plan.
Jemi: We would like to have you're permission to search you're planet with out you're fellow Wookies or Joshes hurting us or miss taking us as enemies. This "Jim-is-gay" is very dangerous.
Lewmacca: Roof rowf roff?
Josh T: What's in it for him?
Jemi: Well, a safe planet from that evil asshole that's what! What more do you want?
Lewmacca: Rowff roff rofo foor!
Josh T: He wants an Ewok as his very own pet and 400 credits…he owns money to Han…plus he wants them all in 4 hours.
Jenika: We can give 400 credits but we can't give you an Ewok!! I want one too and plus we'll have to go to Endor to get one!!
Jemi: Fine, we'll get the Ewok
Jenika: But Master! Darth Jim-is-gay maybe activating his plan at this ver minute!
Jemi: EWOK. We'll be back in in less than you can say lightsaber.
Josh T: Lightsaber.
Jemi: Shut up. *Jemi and Jenika leave chamber*
So Jemi and Jenika reboard their ship to get an Ewok on the planet Endor for Lewmacca, the ruler of Tanooshi. What will happen to our brave Jedi knights? Will Jenika ever get to have Josh Hartnett? (the answer to that is so very clear: NO) Will they complete their mission? We'll try to make up the next chapter A.S.A.P!! LoLz.
jEnIkA: Can we add more Joshes?
JeMi: No, we can't. There are too many already.
jEnIkA: Please?
JeMi: No.
jEnIkA: Please?
JeMi: No.
jEnIkA: PLEASE!?!?!?!?!
JeMi: NO! NOW SHUT UP AND THINK BEFORE I KICK UR LITTLE PADAWAN ASS!
jEnIkA: Yes, master… :-(
Jemi: ^_^ I'm glad you saw it mah way…
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
A Master and her Padawan was on a mission. Their mission was to find the secret base of the evil sith, Darth Jim-is-gay. Their first stop is Planet Tanooshi, the home of the Wookies. (Don't ask me, ask my friend, Jenika da Jedi, she thought of that idea)
Padawan Jenika: Master, where are we going?
Master Jemi: We are going to Planet Tanooshi, young one.
Jenika: But Master, we are the same age.
Jemi: This is a fan fic, Padawan... and I'm many years old. Besides the author you're based on is younger than the author I'm based on. ^_^
Jenika: Oh.
Jemi: Now that's another reason why the author made you just a Padawan and not a Master... you're slow. *snickers*
Jenika: o.O
They finally landed in Tanooshi, and was greeted by a handsome fellow. (Sumhow he looks like a Josh Harnett look-alike)
Josh Ttentrah: Hi, I'm Josh Ttentrah! (See, even his name is Josh)
As Jemi and Jenika were walking down the platform, all of a Jenika ran as fast as she could like in those Japanese cartoons, to greet him.
Jenika: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!
Josh: Welcome to the land of the Josh and the Wookies! How can I help you?
Jenika: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!! *FaInTs*
Josh: o.O
Jemi: Josh? I thought Wookies only lived here?
Josh: Oh, its the land of the Josh too, since some evil dude cloned Josh Hartnett... is ur friend alrite?
Jemi: Oh, yes, my Padawan's cool... she's just over excited to see u
Josh: OK.....
Jemi: She's just got a major crush on Josh Hartnett since she just recently saw his movie, 'Blowdry' and she really wants revenge on Rachel Leigh Cook for co-staring with him, and I can see that she fainted because you look just like him.
Jenika started to wake up from her little slumber and screamed again when she saw Josh.
Jemi: WILL YOU STOP SCREAMING ALREADY?!?!? *Takes out a Japanese mallet and hit Jenika on the head*
Jenika: OWWIE, MASTER!!!
Jemi: Now then, may we please see the leader of this planet?
Josh: Ah, yes, I shall lead you to Lewmacca.
Jemi and Jenika followed the clone, to the leader of Tanooshi.
Jenika: Master, doesn't that name sound familiar?
Jemi: It sort of does, Jenika, let me check. *Takes out the script of all 5 episodes of Star Wars and start skimming thru it.* AH-HAH, Lewmacca must be related to Chewbacca in Episode 4, 5, & 6.
Jenika: Are you supposed to have that?
Jemi: No, but it explains everything, though.
Jenika: Tru dat.
The trio continued on their journey to Lewmacca's lair. Finally they entered into a large tomb, filled with hair balls all over the place.
Jenika: Ewww....
Josh: Oh, um... sorry about that. It's shedding season.
Jemi: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Just look at this mess. *Takes out a vacuum cleaner, and sucks out the hair on the floor*
Jenika: MASTER! We're here to talk to Lewmacca, not to clean his tomb!
Jemi: Oh, right, sorry. *Puts away the vacuum cleaner*
Josh: O.o
Jenika: *whispers to Josh* She has a habit of cleaning things.
Josh: Oh, I see.
They final walk into Lewmacca's royal chamber where they see several Joshes serving Lewmacca
Jenika: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jemi: Not again...
Josh 1: Presenting the royal LEWMACCA!!!
Jenika: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- *Jemi covers her mouth* mumff!!!!
Lewmacca: Rowrr!! *Josh 2 serves him juice* RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOWWWFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!! *throws juice at Josh 2*
Jemi: Ummm... is this a bad time?
Lewmacca: Rwof row roff!!
Josh Ttentarh (aka Josh T. from now on): Nah, he just says he welcomes you to his kingdom and would like you to hurry up with whatever you want since he has a baseball game with Han Solo and his cousin. Lewmacca, we have guests here today, which is...
Jemi: *Let's go of Jenika and bows down* Master Jemi and...
Jenika: *Wipes off the hairballs of her tunic and soon was nudged by Jemi* Oh, and Jenika. *bows down*
Jemi: My Padawan and I have travel far across the galaxy and— JENIKA, WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE GOOD FORCE ARE YOU DOING?!?!
Jenika: *hugging a Josh* He's mine…ALL MINE…MY PREEESSSSSSSSCCCCCIIIIIOOOOOUUUUUSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Josh 3: Can't…breath…
Jemi: LET HIM GO! DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE DARK SIDE?
Jenika: Sorry, Master *let's go of Josh* Sorry.
Josh 3: You hurt me...*begins to cry*
Jenika: What a wuss.
Jemi: As I was saying we have traveled far and wide to fulfill a mission. The Senate has tracked a Darth Jim-is-gay around this part of the universe. We are to find him before he releases his secret master plan.
Lewmacca: Row Rowf Roff?
Josh T: He wants to know what is Darth Jim-is-gay planning.
Jenika: We don't know…that's why he's hiding in a secret base somewhere in the galaxy and that's why it's a secret master plan.
Jemi: We would like to have you're permission to search you're planet with out you're fellow Wookies or Joshes hurting us or miss taking us as enemies. This "Jim-is-gay" is very dangerous.
Lewmacca: Roof rowf roff?
Josh T: What's in it for him?
Jemi: Well, a safe planet from that evil asshole that's what! What more do you want?
Lewmacca: Rowff roff rofo foor!
Josh T: He wants an Ewok as his very own pet and 400 credits…he owns money to Han…plus he wants them all in 4 hours.
Jenika: We can give 400 credits but we can't give you an Ewok!! I want one too and plus we'll have to go to Endor to get one!!
Jemi: Fine, we'll get the Ewok
Jenika: But Master! Darth Jim-is-gay maybe activating his plan at this ver minute!
Jemi: EWOK. We'll be back in in less than you can say lightsaber.
Josh T: Lightsaber.
Jemi: Shut up. *Jemi and Jenika leave chamber*
So Jemi and Jenika reboard their ship to get an Ewok on the planet Endor for Lewmacca, the ruler of Tanooshi. What will happen to our brave Jedi knights? Will Jenika ever get to have Josh Hartnett? (the answer to that is so very clear: NO) Will they complete their mission? We'll try to make up the next chapter A.S.A.P!! LoLz.
jEnIkA: Can we add more Joshes?
JeMi: No, we can't. There are too many already.
jEnIkA: Please?
JeMi: No.
jEnIkA: Please?
JeMi: No.
jEnIkA: PLEASE!?!?!?!?!
JeMi: NO! NOW SHUT UP AND THINK BEFORE I KICK UR LITTLE PADAWAN ASS!
jEnIkA: Yes, master… :-(
Jemi: ^_^ I'm glad you saw it mah way…