Disclaimer: All of the characters from SW belong to the creator himself, George Lucas, BUT Master Jemi and Padawan Jenika belong to me and my friend, and all of things that you are unfamiliar with.
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jEnIkA: You sure we can't add more Joshes?
JeMi: YES!
jEniKa: OK, sorry for asking… someone has PMS today…
JeMi: I DON'T HAVE PMS! YOU'RE JUST DAMN ANNOYING!! NO MORE JOSHES!!!
jEnIkA: Well can we add some Lotr characters??
JeMi: Jen?
jEnIkA: Yes?
JeMi: Just please, I beg you please, go to hell…
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When we last our Jedis, they were about to board their ship to go to…
Jenika: *standing outside ship as Jemi unloads items* Endor! Master, it takes more than 3 hours to get there! What Lewmacca is asking is impossible if we use our ship! It's a piece of junk!
Jemi: *hands Jenika some boxes* Exactly… that's why we're not taking this ship.
Jenika: o.O we're not?
Jemi: No, we're not. Instead, we're going to hijack that one. *points to the Millennium Falcon and grabs Jenika by the arm* Now come on, they'll be out soon. *runs aboard the Falcon*
As they hide, Han Solo and Chewbacca and Lewmacca emerge…
Lewmacca: Rowf rooff!!
Han: Aw, come on! It's just a baseball game! We have plenty of bats! You can borrow one of Chewie's if you left yours!!
Chewie: ROWF ROFF?!?
Han: Because mine are touched only by me and are in good condition, since I don't use it to hit others with it when I'm mad.
Chewie: ROWF!
Han: THERE'S NO WAY I'M LETTING YOU OR YOUR DAMN UGLY COUSIN TOUCH MY BATS!
Chewie: ROOF RWOF!
Han: No, he can't go get his bat cause I want to play ball!
Chewie: ROOF!
Han: NO!!
Chewie: ROOF!
Han: NO!!!!!
As they continued to argue, the Falcon all of a sudden began to take off…
Han: WHAT THE HELL!?! WHO ARE THEY?! GET BACK HERE WITH MAH MOTHERF******* SHIP!!
Chewie: Roof rowf rrof foor.
Han: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DESERVED IT? WHAT THE DID I DO? PLUS HOW DID I MAKE THIS FAN FIC NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN? AND WHAT'S A FAN FIC? ARGH!!!!
Lewmacca: Roff rowf roof?
Han: Hell, sure why not, we'll play cards until they come back. I'll be the dealer.
Lewmacca: ROOF ROWF??
Han: Because the last time you cheated.
Lewmacca: ROWF RROF FOOR!!
Han: YES, YOU DID!!
Lewmacca: ROOF ROWF!!
So Han Solo, Lewmacca, and Chewbacca starts arguing who should be the dealer.
~*~Aboard the Falcon~*~
Jenika: *digging through one of Han Solo's hidden compartments* Oh my force, what's this? *picks up pictures of Princess Leia… um… naked* Holy cow! I could sell this on Ebay and make money! $_$ Hmmm…
Jemi: Good idea… wait a minute… PUT THAT BACK! A JEDI MUST NOT KNOW POSSESION REMEMBER!?! AND BESIDES... your a girl... why would a girl sell naked pictures of another woman? *shudders*
Jenika: Sorry, Master and now to come to think of that... *drops pictures of Leia onto the floor* Oopsie, OH WELL.
Jemi: That's better. Anyways this ship has lightspeed so we can get to Endor faster… so don't press the blue button till I tell you to…
Jenika: Wow, look at this really big bluish button *presses lightspeed button*
Jemi: Oh, god…*ship goes to lightspeed* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~ At Darth Jim-is-gay's secret lair ~*~
Darth Jim-is-gay: YES!!! MWA-HAHAHAHA!!! My most diabolical plan is about to be very successful until I get the last item of my machine to make every person in the galaxy.................. GAY/LESBIAN!!!!!!!! MWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This will be my revenge on those people who teases me being gay. When I start this machine, NO ONE WILL MAKE FUN OF ME BECAUSE EVERYONE WILL BE HOMOSEXUAL!!! MWA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! The last thing I need is... *looks down at his list.* an Ewok. Crap, that will take me about 3 hours to get to Endor. I must call my apprentice to steal one. *whistles* DARTH TOM-IS-QUEER, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!!
Darth Tom-is-queer: Yes, Master, what do you need?
Darth Jim-is-gay: I need you to go to Endor to get an Ewok for my plan to ruin everyone's life miserable!!!
Darth Tom-is-queer: But, Master, it takes about 3 hours to get to Endor.
Darth Jim-is-gay: YES, I KNOW THAT!! That's why I called you to fly there in your ship, which has light-speed, to get there faster!
Darth Tom-is-queer: Oh, that's why.
Darth Jim-is-gay: *mutters* No, wonder why we named him Tom-is-queer, he's so strange in some sort of way.
Darth Tom-is-queer: HEY! I heard that! And that was hurtful. *Eyes begin to swell up*
Darth Jim-is-gay: Aww, not the puppy dog eyes! Please don't cry!!! *begins to cry too*
Darth Tom-is-queer: OH, DON'T CRY MASTER!! I STILL LOVE YOU!!
Darth Jim-is-gay: THEN IF U LOVE ME, GET YOUR ASS OVER TO ENDOR.
Darth Tom-is-queer: Yes, hunnie.
So Darth Tom-is-queer, sets off to Endor on his umm... PURPLE ship the 'Gaylord 5000'. He soon then takes off to the galaxy, on his way to get an Ewok for his lov- I mean Master.
~*~ So now we leave our heroes to find an Ewok in Endor for Lewmacca, and same goes for Darth Tom-is-gay for his lov- I mean Master. Who will find an Ewok first? Will Jenika and Jemi get back to Tanooshi in time to stop Darth Jim-is-gay diabolical plan? *Cuz certainly I dont wanna be homosexual* Tune in next time for next chp!!! P.S. Please r/r, THX ~*~
By jEnIkA dA jEdI & MaStEr JeMi
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jEnIkA: You sure we can't add more Joshes?
JeMi: YES!
jEniKa: OK, sorry for asking… someone has PMS today…
JeMi: I DON'T HAVE PMS! YOU'RE JUST DAMN ANNOYING!! NO MORE JOSHES!!!
jEnIkA: Well can we add some Lotr characters??
JeMi: Jen?
jEnIkA: Yes?
JeMi: Just please, I beg you please, go to hell…
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When we last our Jedis, they were about to board their ship to go to…
Jenika: *standing outside ship as Jemi unloads items* Endor! Master, it takes more than 3 hours to get there! What Lewmacca is asking is impossible if we use our ship! It's a piece of junk!
Jemi: *hands Jenika some boxes* Exactly… that's why we're not taking this ship.
Jenika: o.O we're not?
Jemi: No, we're not. Instead, we're going to hijack that one. *points to the Millennium Falcon and grabs Jenika by the arm* Now come on, they'll be out soon. *runs aboard the Falcon*
As they hide, Han Solo and Chewbacca and Lewmacca emerge…
Lewmacca: Rowf rooff!!
Han: Aw, come on! It's just a baseball game! We have plenty of bats! You can borrow one of Chewie's if you left yours!!
Chewie: ROWF ROFF?!?
Han: Because mine are touched only by me and are in good condition, since I don't use it to hit others with it when I'm mad.
Chewie: ROWF!
Han: THERE'S NO WAY I'M LETTING YOU OR YOUR DAMN UGLY COUSIN TOUCH MY BATS!
Chewie: ROOF RWOF!
Han: No, he can't go get his bat cause I want to play ball!
Chewie: ROOF!
Han: NO!!
Chewie: ROOF!
Han: NO!!!!!
As they continued to argue, the Falcon all of a sudden began to take off…
Han: WHAT THE HELL!?! WHO ARE THEY?! GET BACK HERE WITH MAH MOTHERF******* SHIP!!
Chewie: Roof rowf rrof foor.
Han: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DESERVED IT? WHAT THE DID I DO? PLUS HOW DID I MAKE THIS FAN FIC NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN? AND WHAT'S A FAN FIC? ARGH!!!!
Lewmacca: Roff rowf roof?
Han: Hell, sure why not, we'll play cards until they come back. I'll be the dealer.
Lewmacca: ROOF ROWF??
Han: Because the last time you cheated.
Lewmacca: ROWF RROF FOOR!!
Han: YES, YOU DID!!
Lewmacca: ROOF ROWF!!
So Han Solo, Lewmacca, and Chewbacca starts arguing who should be the dealer.
~*~Aboard the Falcon~*~
Jenika: *digging through one of Han Solo's hidden compartments* Oh my force, what's this? *picks up pictures of Princess Leia… um… naked* Holy cow! I could sell this on Ebay and make money! $_$ Hmmm…
Jemi: Good idea… wait a minute… PUT THAT BACK! A JEDI MUST NOT KNOW POSSESION REMEMBER!?! AND BESIDES... your a girl... why would a girl sell naked pictures of another woman? *shudders*
Jenika: Sorry, Master and now to come to think of that... *drops pictures of Leia onto the floor* Oopsie, OH WELL.
Jemi: That's better. Anyways this ship has lightspeed so we can get to Endor faster… so don't press the blue button till I tell you to…
Jenika: Wow, look at this really big bluish button *presses lightspeed button*
Jemi: Oh, god…*ship goes to lightspeed* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~ At Darth Jim-is-gay's secret lair ~*~
Darth Jim-is-gay: YES!!! MWA-HAHAHAHA!!! My most diabolical plan is about to be very successful until I get the last item of my machine to make every person in the galaxy.................. GAY/LESBIAN!!!!!!!! MWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This will be my revenge on those people who teases me being gay. When I start this machine, NO ONE WILL MAKE FUN OF ME BECAUSE EVERYONE WILL BE HOMOSEXUAL!!! MWA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! The last thing I need is... *looks down at his list.* an Ewok. Crap, that will take me about 3 hours to get to Endor. I must call my apprentice to steal one. *whistles* DARTH TOM-IS-QUEER, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!!
Darth Tom-is-queer: Yes, Master, what do you need?
Darth Jim-is-gay: I need you to go to Endor to get an Ewok for my plan to ruin everyone's life miserable!!!
Darth Tom-is-queer: But, Master, it takes about 3 hours to get to Endor.
Darth Jim-is-gay: YES, I KNOW THAT!! That's why I called you to fly there in your ship, which has light-speed, to get there faster!
Darth Tom-is-queer: Oh, that's why.
Darth Jim-is-gay: *mutters* No, wonder why we named him Tom-is-queer, he's so strange in some sort of way.
Darth Tom-is-queer: HEY! I heard that! And that was hurtful. *Eyes begin to swell up*
Darth Jim-is-gay: Aww, not the puppy dog eyes! Please don't cry!!! *begins to cry too*
Darth Tom-is-queer: OH, DON'T CRY MASTER!! I STILL LOVE YOU!!
Darth Jim-is-gay: THEN IF U LOVE ME, GET YOUR ASS OVER TO ENDOR.
Darth Tom-is-queer: Yes, hunnie.
So Darth Tom-is-queer, sets off to Endor on his umm... PURPLE ship the 'Gaylord 5000'. He soon then takes off to the galaxy, on his way to get an Ewok for his lov- I mean Master.
~*~ So now we leave our heroes to find an Ewok in Endor for Lewmacca, and same goes for Darth Tom-is-gay for his lov- I mean Master. Who will find an Ewok first? Will Jenika and Jemi get back to Tanooshi in time to stop Darth Jim-is-gay diabolical plan? *Cuz certainly I dont wanna be homosexual* Tune in next time for next chp!!! P.S. Please r/r, THX ~*~
By jEnIkA dA jEdI & MaStEr JeMi