Disclaimer: All of the characters from SW belong to the creator himself, George Lucas, BUT Master Jemi and Padawan Jenika belong to me and my friend, and all of things that you are unfamiliar with.
As Darth Tom-is-gay rides off into the deep wonders of spaces, there is a big CRASH on Endor...
Jenika: What was that master?
Jemi: We just landed on Endor, my Padawan. How could you not feel the crash?
Jenika: NO, not that... that sound...
Jemi: Sound? *hears a moaning coming from another room* Padawan, go check it out... and have your lightsaber ready just in case.
Jenika goes through the many rooms of the Falcon. In every cabinet and closet there was nothing. She goes back to Master Jemi, still unsatisfied.
Jenika: There's nothing master. I can't find it.
Jemi: Did you check everywhere, Jenika?
Jenika: Why, yes, I- *The secret compartment opens and Jenika and Jemi draws their lightsabers* HOLY SHIT!
Jemi: Oh god...
Inside the compartment were two people... um... doing it...
Anakin & Padme: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Jenika: *holding lightsaber between the two* WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
Anakin: Um... I'm... Padme, you explain first...
Padme: No, you.
Anakin: YOU!
Padme: YOU!
Jemi: SHHH! There's another sound! Padawan, go check it out...I think its in the other compartment near the door. *Jenika goes over to the other compartment* You two... um... having a sexual reaction in here?
Padme: Um... yes. *Smiles & blushes*
Jemi: Why are you doing it in a small room?
Anakin: To make it more exciting. ^_^
Jemi: o.O Okay, then...
Jenika goes over the other compartment and opens it to see another passenger aboard, but doing something less serious.
Jenika: *holding lightsaber against the man with crackers on his bread* Damn, *sigh* who are you and wat's the story?
Obi Wan Kenobi: *eating cheese nips, but does not look up*
Jenika: Excuse me, WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?!
Obi Wan: *mouth-full* I am Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Knight. Who can you be? *More crackers fall onto his bread* Would you like to join me for tea?
Jenika: *wiping food off her tunic* Ew, first hair balls, now food. Gross, man. Oh, I'm Jenika, Padawan of Master Jemi and um, I hate tea. Master Obi-Wan... I have heard of you. It's an honor to meet you. MASTER JEMI!! EW, stop eating you're getting food on me!
Jemi: *runs to Jenika* what is it, Padawan?
Jenika: It's Master Kenobi, Master.
Jemi: OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMG!! *Faints*
Jenika: Master?
Obi-Wan: A Jedi must not know love… even if I'm incredibly handsome.
Jenika: *mutters* I think Josh Hartnett is hotter…
Obi-Wan: I HEARD THAT AND DON'T MAKE ME DESTORY YOU
Jenika: *rolls her eyes* That's the Dark Side talking now… *waves a hand in his face* You will continue you to eat cheese nips.
Obi wan: I will continue to eat cheese nips *eats cheese nips*
Jenika: Damn, it worked…
Jemi: *wakes up* huh? OMG! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Jenika: SHUT UP!! *Hits Jemi with a pan* Revenge is great…
Jemi: OW, JENIKA! GO MEDITATE FOR THE NEXT HOUR! NEVER HIT A MASTER!!
Jenika: Yes, master…
Jemi: That's better. Anyways what in the galaxy happened with the other two? *Hears a moaning* Oh, force not again…
So once again Jemi go to stop Anakin and Padme from reproducing any long. All of a sudden they hear another crash…
Jemi: Padawan, did you hear that? *Cricket sound*
Jemi: JENIKA!!!!!!!
Jenika: Great, you ruined my mediation!
Jemi: Forget that, young one. Did you hear the crash?
Jenika: Yes, I did master. Let's check it out. But what about them? *points to Obi-Wan eating and Anakin and Padme making out*
Jemi: *sigh* I guess we'll have to bring them along too…
Jemi and Jenika walks up to the very wierd trio and asks them to come to their journey.
Jemi - Would the three of you come with us? We just heard something and we would probably need some help.
Anakin, Padme, & Obi-Wan: NO!
Jemi: What the hell? Why? You think that having sex and eating cheese nips are better than looking for a mysterious being walking around the planet?
Anakin, Padme, & Obi-Wan: Yes.
Jemi - O.o You guys are hopeless.
Jenika: If you don't come with us, that being will CRUSH you, GRIND you into tiny pieces and BLAST you into oblivion!
Obi-Wan: How come that sounds familiar?
Jenika: ^_^ That was your line in Episode I. *takes Jemi's Star Wars script and found the page where he says that line.* See?
Obi-Wan: O.O That was freaky, I guess I will come, since it worked on Jar Jar.
Anakin: I'm coming.
Padme: You're a coward.
Anakin: Would you want to get killed? *says in a very seductive voice*
Padme: Mmm.. your kind of convincing. *starts kissing Anakin again*
Jemi: *Hits them with a pan* DON'T START KISSING AGAIN OR WILL HAVE TO USE MY LIGHTSABER ON YOU!!
Anakin & Padme: OWW!! *rubs their heads* We'll stop making-out, and we'll follow you.
Our Jedi friends have found more Jedi friends to help find the Ewok, they need them for no really good reason… best of all it's the characters we all know and love, but they are doing something really, really dumb. So here's ends the dumbest chapter of our fan fic…lolz.
jEnIkA: There we go! DONE!
JeMi: *wakes up* Huh?
jEnIkA: I just finish the third chapter!
JeMi: Oh, cool… good night. *sleeps*
jEnIkA: I added Ewan in it…
JeMi: *wakes up* OMG YOU DID? YOU'RE THE BESTEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!
jEnIkA: I added him under one condition…
JeMi: What's that? Add more of Josh?
jEnIkA: Nope. You buy me a lightsaber… and not a cheap one… a REAL ONE
JeMi: YOU ASSHOLE THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS A LIGHTSABER!
jEnIkA: *shows advertisement for one: Think there is no real life lightsaber? GUESS AGAIN! HAS ALL THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF LIGHTSABERS, INCLUDING THE TWO-SIDED LIGHTSABER. Colors: Blue, green, purple, and red.* Yeah there is. ^-^ No lightsaber, no Ewan
JeMi: Grrrr…
As Darth Tom-is-gay rides off into the deep wonders of spaces, there is a big CRASH on Endor...
Jenika: What was that master?
Jemi: We just landed on Endor, my Padawan. How could you not feel the crash?
Jenika: NO, not that... that sound...
Jemi: Sound? *hears a moaning coming from another room* Padawan, go check it out... and have your lightsaber ready just in case.
Jenika goes through the many rooms of the Falcon. In every cabinet and closet there was nothing. She goes back to Master Jemi, still unsatisfied.
Jenika: There's nothing master. I can't find it.
Jemi: Did you check everywhere, Jenika?
Jenika: Why, yes, I- *The secret compartment opens and Jenika and Jemi draws their lightsabers* HOLY SHIT!
Jemi: Oh god...
Inside the compartment were two people... um... doing it...
Anakin & Padme: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Jenika: *holding lightsaber between the two* WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
Anakin: Um... I'm... Padme, you explain first...
Padme: No, you.
Anakin: YOU!
Padme: YOU!
Jemi: SHHH! There's another sound! Padawan, go check it out...I think its in the other compartment near the door. *Jenika goes over to the other compartment* You two... um... having a sexual reaction in here?
Padme: Um... yes. *Smiles & blushes*
Jemi: Why are you doing it in a small room?
Anakin: To make it more exciting. ^_^
Jemi: o.O Okay, then...
Jenika goes over the other compartment and opens it to see another passenger aboard, but doing something less serious.
Jenika: *holding lightsaber against the man with crackers on his bread* Damn, *sigh* who are you and wat's the story?
Obi Wan Kenobi: *eating cheese nips, but does not look up*
Jenika: Excuse me, WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?!
Obi Wan: *mouth-full* I am Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Knight. Who can you be? *More crackers fall onto his bread* Would you like to join me for tea?
Jenika: *wiping food off her tunic* Ew, first hair balls, now food. Gross, man. Oh, I'm Jenika, Padawan of Master Jemi and um, I hate tea. Master Obi-Wan... I have heard of you. It's an honor to meet you. MASTER JEMI!! EW, stop eating you're getting food on me!
Jemi: *runs to Jenika* what is it, Padawan?
Jenika: It's Master Kenobi, Master.
Jemi: OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMG!! *Faints*
Jenika: Master?
Obi-Wan: A Jedi must not know love… even if I'm incredibly handsome.
Jenika: *mutters* I think Josh Hartnett is hotter…
Obi-Wan: I HEARD THAT AND DON'T MAKE ME DESTORY YOU
Jenika: *rolls her eyes* That's the Dark Side talking now… *waves a hand in his face* You will continue you to eat cheese nips.
Obi wan: I will continue to eat cheese nips *eats cheese nips*
Jenika: Damn, it worked…
Jemi: *wakes up* huh? OMG! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Jenika: SHUT UP!! *Hits Jemi with a pan* Revenge is great…
Jemi: OW, JENIKA! GO MEDITATE FOR THE NEXT HOUR! NEVER HIT A MASTER!!
Jenika: Yes, master…
Jemi: That's better. Anyways what in the galaxy happened with the other two? *Hears a moaning* Oh, force not again…
So once again Jemi go to stop Anakin and Padme from reproducing any long. All of a sudden they hear another crash…
Jemi: Padawan, did you hear that? *Cricket sound*
Jemi: JENIKA!!!!!!!
Jenika: Great, you ruined my mediation!
Jemi: Forget that, young one. Did you hear the crash?
Jenika: Yes, I did master. Let's check it out. But what about them? *points to Obi-Wan eating and Anakin and Padme making out*
Jemi: *sigh* I guess we'll have to bring them along too…
Jemi and Jenika walks up to the very wierd trio and asks them to come to their journey.
Jemi - Would the three of you come with us? We just heard something and we would probably need some help.
Anakin, Padme, & Obi-Wan: NO!
Jemi: What the hell? Why? You think that having sex and eating cheese nips are better than looking for a mysterious being walking around the planet?
Anakin, Padme, & Obi-Wan: Yes.
Jemi - O.o You guys are hopeless.
Jenika: If you don't come with us, that being will CRUSH you, GRIND you into tiny pieces and BLAST you into oblivion!
Obi-Wan: How come that sounds familiar?
Jenika: ^_^ That was your line in Episode I. *takes Jemi's Star Wars script and found the page where he says that line.* See?
Obi-Wan: O.O That was freaky, I guess I will come, since it worked on Jar Jar.
Anakin: I'm coming.
Padme: You're a coward.
Anakin: Would you want to get killed? *says in a very seductive voice*
Padme: Mmm.. your kind of convincing. *starts kissing Anakin again*
Jemi: *Hits them with a pan* DON'T START KISSING AGAIN OR WILL HAVE TO USE MY LIGHTSABER ON YOU!!
Anakin & Padme: OWW!! *rubs their heads* We'll stop making-out, and we'll follow you.
Our Jedi friends have found more Jedi friends to help find the Ewok, they need them for no really good reason… best of all it's the characters we all know and love, but they are doing something really, really dumb. So here's ends the dumbest chapter of our fan fic…lolz.
jEnIkA: There we go! DONE!
JeMi: *wakes up* Huh?
jEnIkA: I just finish the third chapter!
JeMi: Oh, cool… good night. *sleeps*
jEnIkA: I added Ewan in it…
JeMi: *wakes up* OMG YOU DID? YOU'RE THE BESTEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!
jEnIkA: I added him under one condition…
JeMi: What's that? Add more of Josh?
jEnIkA: Nope. You buy me a lightsaber… and not a cheap one… a REAL ONE
JeMi: YOU ASSHOLE THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS A LIGHTSABER!
jEnIkA: *shows advertisement for one: Think there is no real life lightsaber? GUESS AGAIN! HAS ALL THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF LIGHTSABERS, INCLUDING THE TWO-SIDED LIGHTSABER. Colors: Blue, green, purple, and red.* Yeah there is. ^-^ No lightsaber, no Ewan
JeMi: Grrrr…