Disclaimer: All of the characters from SW belong to the creator himself, George Lucas, BUT Master Jemi and Padawan Jenika belong to me and my friend, and all of things that you are unfamiliar with.
Where were we? Oh yes...
Our Jedi friends have found MORE Jedi friends and now they have heard a strange noise... and no, it's not the same sound Anakin and Padme are making...
Jemi: *waiting impatiently with Anakin and Padme (fully clothed) outside ship* JENIKA!!! GET THE HELL OUT HERE!!! WE HAVE TO FIND WHAT MADE THAT NOISE!!!
Jenika: *comes out* I know master, but Master Obi-wan will not come out under one condition...
Jemi: Ugh, what does he want now?
Jenika: More Cheese Nips.
Jemi: WHERE THE HELL WILL WE GET MORE CHEESE NIPS? THERE ARE NONE ON THIS PLANET! *Eyes Padme and Anakin Kissing* WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?
Padme & Anakin: mmmmmmmmm *keep on kissing*
Jemi: Ugh. *starts walking* Let's go...
~Else where on Planet Endor~
Darth Tom-is-queer: *skipping happily along and singing in a high voice* I'm off to find an Ewok for my wonderful wonderful lov- *clears throat and acts more serious* I mean master!!
All of a sudden Darth Tom-is-queer spots an Ewok sitting on a rock trying to fix his spear...
Darth Tom-is-queer: *stops singing and skipping* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww! It's so damn cute and innocent! Its gonna be a piece of cake to capture this one! *Walks up to it and as he tries to grab it, the ewok jumps up* Yo, I won't hurt you little-- *Tries to grab Ewok again, but the Ewok hit him on the head with his spear* OOWWW!!! What you do that for??
Ewok: *laughs and points at him, then takes off to his village*
Darth Tom-is-queer: What the- Come back here!! I need to take you to my boyfriend- I mean Master!! *starts chasing it*
~Back to our heroes~
Jenika: Master, did you hear that?
Jemi: Which one? The one that the lovebirds are making or the hungry handsome fellow is making?
Jenika: o.O Ummm... neither. The high-pitched scream, and the laughing sound. Did you hear that?
Jemi: *Stares at Obi-Wan for a while* Huh? Oh, yeah, I heard that, too.
Jenika: Sometimes you scare me, Master.
Jemi: ^_^ There are alot of things that I can scare you with.
Obi-Wan: *mouth full* Let's chase after that Ewok over there.
Jenika & Jemi: WHERE?!?!?!?! *Spy Ewok and begin chasing it*
Obi-wan: WAIT UP! *Drop cheese nips*
Ani & Padme: Mmmmmmmmm *stop kissing* Huh?
Soon they see the Ewok running right pass them, followed by a dark figure.
Jemi: What the hell was that?
Jenika: I don't know, but it's after the same Ewok that we need to give to Lewmacca!
As our heroes chase the Ewok, Darth Tom-is-queer is having as much trouble chasing the damn little thing…
Ewok: AHhahahahahahahahaha!!!
Darth Tom-is-gay: COME BACK HERE!!! I MUST TAKE YOU TO MY MASTER!!!
The Jedi's finally caught up with the Ewok and the dark figure that was also chasing it.
Jenika & Tom-is-queer: *pointing to each other* Who the hell are you?
Jenika: Well, I'm Jenika, Padawan of Master Jemi.
Tom-is-queer: Well, I'm Darth Tom-is-queer, apprentice of Darth Jim-is-gay.
Jemi: Wait, did you say Darth Jim-is-gay?
Tom-is-queer: Yes.
Jemi: Excuse us for one sec.
Jemi: *whispers to Jenika* Jim-is-gay has an apprentice. You disturb him, while I'll get the Ewok.
Jenika: *loudly* WHY DO I HAVE TO DISTURB HIM???
Jemi: Okay fine, I'll get the Ewok, and you'll disturb him.
Jenika: Okay... Hey, wait a minute!
Jemi: *takes off chasing the Ewok*
Jenika: Crap! I hate it when she does that.
Tom-is-queer: HEY I WAS CHASING THAT EWOK TO GIVE TO MY LOV- excuse me, MY MASTER FOR HIS EVIL PLAN TO MAKE EVERY PERSON GAY/LESBIAN IN THE GALAXY!!! *puts his hand over his mouth*
Jenika: Hmm... that was easy to figure out his plan.
Tom-is-gay: Promise you won't tell anyone about this will you?
Jenika: *puts on an evil grin* Uhh... sure, I won't.
Tom-is-gueer: Now where's that Ewok? *Notices Jemi's gone* HEY THAT'S MY EWOK! COME BACK HERE!
Jenika: *blocks Tom-is-queer with lightsaber* Not so fast, Darth Tom-is-queer…that Ewok is as good as ours
Tom-is-queer: *draws purple lightsaber* You're- Oops, wrong lightsaber. *draws red lightsaber* You're not getting it without a battle… nothing stops me from doing something for my lov-I MEAN MASTER!! DIE!!!
The two appetencies engage in a fierce duel. What will ever happened to the dear little Ewok? What will happen to Jenika and Darth Tom-is-queer? Well actually I don't know since-*JeMi punches jEnIkA* OUCH WHAT THE HELL JEM!-oh um just wait for the next damn chapter, ok? r/r!!
Where were we? Oh yes...
Our Jedi friends have found MORE Jedi friends and now they have heard a strange noise... and no, it's not the same sound Anakin and Padme are making...
Jemi: *waiting impatiently with Anakin and Padme (fully clothed) outside ship* JENIKA!!! GET THE HELL OUT HERE!!! WE HAVE TO FIND WHAT MADE THAT NOISE!!!
Jenika: *comes out* I know master, but Master Obi-wan will not come out under one condition...
Jemi: Ugh, what does he want now?
Jenika: More Cheese Nips.
Jemi: WHERE THE HELL WILL WE GET MORE CHEESE NIPS? THERE ARE NONE ON THIS PLANET! *Eyes Padme and Anakin Kissing* WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?
Padme & Anakin: mmmmmmmmm *keep on kissing*
Jemi: Ugh. *starts walking* Let's go...
~Else where on Planet Endor~
Darth Tom-is-queer: *skipping happily along and singing in a high voice* I'm off to find an Ewok for my wonderful wonderful lov- *clears throat and acts more serious* I mean master!!
All of a sudden Darth Tom-is-queer spots an Ewok sitting on a rock trying to fix his spear...
Darth Tom-is-queer: *stops singing and skipping* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww! It's so damn cute and innocent! Its gonna be a piece of cake to capture this one! *Walks up to it and as he tries to grab it, the ewok jumps up* Yo, I won't hurt you little-- *Tries to grab Ewok again, but the Ewok hit him on the head with his spear* OOWWW!!! What you do that for??
Ewok: *laughs and points at him, then takes off to his village*
Darth Tom-is-queer: What the- Come back here!! I need to take you to my boyfriend- I mean Master!! *starts chasing it*
~Back to our heroes~
Jenika: Master, did you hear that?
Jemi: Which one? The one that the lovebirds are making or the hungry handsome fellow is making?
Jenika: o.O Ummm... neither. The high-pitched scream, and the laughing sound. Did you hear that?
Jemi: *Stares at Obi-Wan for a while* Huh? Oh, yeah, I heard that, too.
Jenika: Sometimes you scare me, Master.
Jemi: ^_^ There are alot of things that I can scare you with.
Obi-Wan: *mouth full* Let's chase after that Ewok over there.
Jenika & Jemi: WHERE?!?!?!?! *Spy Ewok and begin chasing it*
Obi-wan: WAIT UP! *Drop cheese nips*
Ani & Padme: Mmmmmmmmm *stop kissing* Huh?
Soon they see the Ewok running right pass them, followed by a dark figure.
Jemi: What the hell was that?
Jenika: I don't know, but it's after the same Ewok that we need to give to Lewmacca!
As our heroes chase the Ewok, Darth Tom-is-queer is having as much trouble chasing the damn little thing…
Ewok: AHhahahahahahahahaha!!!
Darth Tom-is-gay: COME BACK HERE!!! I MUST TAKE YOU TO MY MASTER!!!
The Jedi's finally caught up with the Ewok and the dark figure that was also chasing it.
Jenika & Tom-is-queer: *pointing to each other* Who the hell are you?
Jenika: Well, I'm Jenika, Padawan of Master Jemi.
Tom-is-queer: Well, I'm Darth Tom-is-queer, apprentice of Darth Jim-is-gay.
Jemi: Wait, did you say Darth Jim-is-gay?
Tom-is-queer: Yes.
Jemi: Excuse us for one sec.
Jemi: *whispers to Jenika* Jim-is-gay has an apprentice. You disturb him, while I'll get the Ewok.
Jenika: *loudly* WHY DO I HAVE TO DISTURB HIM???
Jemi: Okay fine, I'll get the Ewok, and you'll disturb him.
Jenika: Okay... Hey, wait a minute!
Jemi: *takes off chasing the Ewok*
Jenika: Crap! I hate it when she does that.
Tom-is-queer: HEY I WAS CHASING THAT EWOK TO GIVE TO MY LOV- excuse me, MY MASTER FOR HIS EVIL PLAN TO MAKE EVERY PERSON GAY/LESBIAN IN THE GALAXY!!! *puts his hand over his mouth*
Jenika: Hmm... that was easy to figure out his plan.
Tom-is-gay: Promise you won't tell anyone about this will you?
Jenika: *puts on an evil grin* Uhh... sure, I won't.
Tom-is-gueer: Now where's that Ewok? *Notices Jemi's gone* HEY THAT'S MY EWOK! COME BACK HERE!
Jenika: *blocks Tom-is-queer with lightsaber* Not so fast, Darth Tom-is-queer…that Ewok is as good as ours
Tom-is-queer: *draws purple lightsaber* You're- Oops, wrong lightsaber. *draws red lightsaber* You're not getting it without a battle… nothing stops me from doing something for my lov-I MEAN MASTER!! DIE!!!
The two appetencies engage in a fierce duel. What will ever happened to the dear little Ewok? What will happen to Jenika and Darth Tom-is-queer? Well actually I don't know since-*JeMi punches jEnIkA* OUCH WHAT THE HELL JEM!-oh um just wait for the next damn chapter, ok? r/r!!