Seto Kaiba: FBI

by SkullFace

Kaiba and Rex become lost on a trip to get Rex's radio station back;They become spys.IM DONE WITH THIS ONE....If you wanna read part two,its called 'Joey and the Rainbow'I really REALLY want you to reveiw this story...PLEEZE be nice and do so ^_^

9. Chapter 9You must be REALLY smart

ChApTeR NiNe

"For the last time,"said Kaiba,"What did I do?"He stared at Mokuba,who was sitting on the couch with his arms crossed."You hit me."said Mokuba,and stuck his tounge out.Kaiba knew this was getting nowhere."If you stop being mad."he said,"Ill bake some cookies!!!"Mokuba's face brightened."Chocalate chip ones?"he asked.Kaiba nodded."Then I forgive you."said Mokuba."Now get baking."Kaiba did a soldier salute and went into the kitchen."Wow."said Bones."You control him like he's a puppy or something."Mokuba shook his head."Not always.Sometimes he yells at me for ordering him around.He gripes,'Im the boss here so you don't tell me what to do.'"Bones nodded."Bingo!!"said Weevil.Him,Mai,and Rex were playing Bingo and Weevil had just gotten a bingo."You imbosel."said Mai."I wanted to win."Weevil laughed in her face."I don't care."said He,"It was Rex who would care."Rex threw a domino at him.That gave Rex an idea."Who wants to build domino chains?"He asked.Mai shook her head."No,that's babyish."she said.Rex frowned."Your babyish."He said."I wanted to play dominos,and all you want to do is sit around."Him and Mai kept bikering."Guys."said Weevil."You never fought very much when you were just friends,and now look at you!!!!!Your worse!!!Your relationship isn't working out at ALL!!!"Mai turned her head to him."It's none of your buisness,you little geek."she said."I love Rex,it's just hard to show it sometimes because he acts so stupid!!!"Rex growled."Same thing about her."he said."And,the little geek thing is also true."Weevil didn't like being called a little geek.He may have been a geek,but he didn't like being reminded."Ill go sit by Bones!!Bones never has anything bad to say about anyone."he said.He walked over to Bones.Bones and Mokuba were talking.He knew Mokuba could be rude,but aw well.He was only over here to talk to Bones."Bones,can I join you guys?"Weevil asked.Bones turned his head."Sure."He said,and scooted over.Weevil sat down."So,what do you do if an old friend keeps beating you up?"Bones asked Mokuba.Mokuba shrugged."I don't know.Ive never really had a freind that beat me up.But I would bring a knife with me everywhere I go."He said.Bones was getting frustrated."ive already tried that!He just jerked the knife away and threatened to cut me with it!!!When I finally got away,I went to the police.They never found him."He said."But I did.He beat me up again so bad that Lilly had to take me to her house."Mokuba knew the name Lilly sounded familer.Weevil was sad.They weren't talking to him!"Guys!!"He said.Mokuba groaned."Weevil,How about you go away?"He asked."Me and Bones are trying to talk privatley!!"Weevil was getting mad."Well,Im sure Bones doesen't enjoy getting advice from a child,do you Bones?"He said.Bones had nothing to say."Well,Bones is my friend."said Mokuba."And mine too!"said Weevil.Bones finally spoke up."Please,Please,Im not a toy!!!Quit fighting over me like I am one!"Weevil and Mokuba payed no attention.They kept fighting.Bones's face turned ugly and his voice screwed up."IF YOU DON'T STOP FIGHTING OVER ME ILL THROW YOU BOTH OFF A BRIDGE!!!"He yelled.He turned back adorable.Mokuba and Weevil stared at Bones's now cute and smiling face."Bones,how do you do that?"asked Mokuba.Bones shrugged."Do what?"He asked."Get all mad and horrible like that."said Mokuba.Bones didn't know what Mokuba was talking about,so he kept watching the T.V."I think Ill go talk to Kaiba,you guys are too wierd."said Weevil,and walked away.

"Mokuba,the cookies are ready!!!"Kaiba called,wiping his hands on the towel.Weevil walked in."Weevil."Kaiba said,right off the bat,"Please don't bother me!Im trying to make some lemonade for Mokuba so he won't be mad."Weevil shrugged and sat down.Kaiba said nothing,and started squeezing lemons.Soon enough,Mokuba came in."Mokuba,where's Daisy?"Kaiba asked.Mokuba grabbed a cookie and bit it."I don't know.I got mad at her and she went to play with our dog."Kaiba shrugged."Why are you mad at Daisy?"He inquired.Mokuba started to tell him,but didn't want to get her in trouble.He could be very polite when he tried.Bones then walked in.He pulled out a chair and sat by Mokuba."You know what?"He said."Thanks for your advice.Next time I see him,Im gonna whip him up good and show know Mercy!Say goodbye to Bandit Kieth!!"Mokuba nodded his gratitude."Have a cookie."he said.Bones grabbed one of Kaiba's cookies and bit it.His large eyes got wider and he looked happy."Yum Yum!!!"He said."Kaiba,these are really good."Kaiba smiled and gave everyone who was in there a glass of lemonade."I wonder where Rex and Mai are at?"He said.He heard the kitchen door open,but it was just Daisy."Hello,Daisy."said Kaiba."Have a cookie."Daisy sat across the table from Mokuba and ate the cookie.Mokuba hated to admit he didn't like Daisy at all because she was a brat and whined alot."You know what?"Mokuba said."I hate you Daisy.I really hate you.I wish you'd go to heck!!!"Daisy looked hurt.She burst into tears and ran up the stairs."Way to go,Mokuba!"said Bones,but noone else looked happy.Just then,Mai and Rex walked in."What's eating her?"Rex asked."She looked like a woman on Jerry Springer."Kaiba didn't tell him what Mokuba just said to her,and Weevil didn't like it either."Um.....Im gonna go speak to her."said Weevil.He jumped up from the table,yelling her name."That was screwy..."said Mai,and ate a cookie."I hate cookies."said Rex."There to sweet.I-"Mai inturuppted him by shoving one in his mouth."Yum Yum Yummy.Have anymore?"He said.Kaiba looked at the empty dish."I want a cookie and I want one NOW!!!"Rex said.Everyone thought he was beyond belief."Please stop."said Kaiba."Your acting like Mokuba."Mokuba stared at Kaiba."Seto,your mean."He said."I would be killing you if you haden't of made this lemonade."Kaiba bowed."Your not a big star,you know."said Bones.Kaiba puffed out his chest."Actually,I am."He said.Bones shut up when he realized this was true."I am too!!!!!!!!!!!"said Rex.No one cared."Rex,your whiny."said Mai."I don't know how I can stand to be with you most of the day."Rex acted like he haden't heard that.he drank some lemonade,but spit it out."YUCK!!!!It's too sour!!!!"He exclaimed.Kaiba's heart was broken."I poured my SOUL into that lemonade."He said,"And your gonna like it.You got it?"Rex gave a quick nod."Hey look."said Mai,looking out the window."It looks like.....Oh my god,that man's hot that's down there.He's so hot,I can see his face from this 3rd story window!!!!!!"Rex was mad.He was hot.Seething."I AM HOT,TOO!!!!!"He said.Mai nodded."Yes,of course."She said,not pouring any feeling into it.Bones looked out the window,and gaped."BOSS!!"He yelled,and ran in crazy circles.Mokuba blinked."That man's your boss?He looks puny!"Kaiba laughed."Look again."He said.Mokuba looked and almost swooned.That man was a mountain of muscles!!!"Uh,forget the plan,Bones."said Mokuba.Mai opened the wiindow."Hey!!!!Bones,come down here!!!!"The man was screaming.Bones stuck his head out the window."Uh,No thank you!!!I'd rather stay up here!!!"He screamed.He stuck his head back in."Sometime Friday night?!!!"Mai yelled,but Rex pulled her in.Bandit Kieth was getting mad."If you don't come down here,I'll come up there!!"Bones gasped.Kaiba rolled up his sleeves."Leave it to me!!!"He said,but Rex stopped him."No!!Look at that man's muscles!!!"He said.kaiba realized this was true."Let's just go down there."said Bones."He wont beat me up if you guys are there."They all nodded and walked down the stairs."So,what are you gonna do?"Rex asked Bones,using his D.J tone."Well,Im gonna beat his butt."said Bones."With no help.Mokuba tought me not to be afraid,and have confidence.So I will."They reached outside."Hey Bones."said Kieth."I wanted to know if you wanted to join us again."Bones almost swooned."What?!"He asked."After your beating me up?I don't think so!!"He said,and decked Bandit Kieth so hard he went flying."Whoa!!!!!!!"said the other two members of the group."Thats the way!!!"said Kaiba.He was jumping up and down and flailing his arms.When Bandit Kieth tried to get up,Bones kicked him in the head."Im scary now,am I?"He said.Bandit Kieth looked up,blood coming from his lip."Whadda you mean?"He asked.Bones frowned."Don't play dumb with me.Don't ,you remember?You'd always say,'Your scarier than this.' or 'your scarier than that.' Well look now!Im not scared of you at all,KIETH!!Am I hurting your feelings,KIETH?!I don't care if I am,KIETH!!!"He said.Everyone was surprised at his dirty mouth.Then,Bakura ran down the street."Why hello!!!!"He said,and joined them in watching Bones kill B. Kieth.Bones was now kicking Bandit Kieth in the neck."Youve filled out alot,Bones."said Bandit Kieth,in his same annoying voice."Oh,SHUT UP!!!!!"said Bones,and kicked him in the mouth.It was hard to beleive someone almost shorter than Mokuba was beating a man almost taller then Kaiba up."Wow,who's that....Oh I remember that little pest.But Id better not call him that now.He'll beat me up.Iv'e gotten beat up once.It didn't feel very good."Mai walked over to him."Where did you come from?"She asked.Bakura shrugged."Oh,hello Bakura!"said Rexie."Guess what,me and Mai are together!"He was trying to make Bakura mad,for bakura had always liked Mai."Oh no...."said Bakura.He was sad.Just then,Bones put the final blow on Kieth."NOOOO!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"said Bandit Kieth."I GIVE!!!"Bones stepped away from him,and made sure he didn't try anything."You can go."said Bones."But never bother me again."Bandit Kieth and the other two were off."YAYYYY!"said Kaiba."You were great....why isn't anyone else cheering?"Mokuba shrugged."It was MY idea.You should be cheering for mua."Bones shrugged."Aw,well.Hey,guess what!I can now beat up Kaiba!!!"Kaiba looked at him,a scowl on his face."Wanna say that again?"He asked.Bones gulped and ran into the house to watch T.V."Hey,know what?"said Bakura,"I just got the game,'Rapunzal's worst nightmare.'It's about her going in a castle,and she has to be rescued by a handsome prince who has a shocking resemblance to Me!!!!!!!!!!!"They all rolled thier eyes and walked inside."Wait,where are you going?"Bakura asked.He followed them inside. Bones was watching 'The Powerpuff girls.'"What are you,gay?"Weevil asked,stealing Bones's popcorn and taking a handful."Ew!It's too buttery!"He complained,spitting it into Bones's fire hair. "My fire hair!!!"said Bones,and he continued to watch the Powerpuff girls beat up Mojo Jojo."Mokuba,go to bed."said Kaiba."I will come up in a minute."He had gotten intranced in the show.It was very cool."Let's watch Matlock!"said Rex.But he was shunned."Awesome............."Kaiba stuttered,only to be slapped by Mai."Let Rex watch his show!!!"She said,but Bones grabbed the remote before she could change the channel.Bakura smiled."I think there cute.I like that green one.She has your attitude,Kaiba."Kaiba acted like he haden't heard that little comment."I think the monkeys cute."said Mai.Weevil laughed."Why?Because your an exact match to it's face?"He asked.Mai smacked him so hard his nerdy glasses flew off."SETO!"Kaiba heard.He knew it was Mokuba."Im Coming!"He yelled,and stormed up the stairs.

"Go Blossom!"said Bones.Blossom,a Powerpuff girl,had punched Mojo.Then,the show ended.Mai was asleep on the couch,using Rex's hand for a pillow.Rex was cringing.Weevil was throwing popcorn and trying to catch it in his mouth."Hey,it's 12:00.Shoulden't we all be in bed?"Asked Rex,trying to make an excuse.They were sleeping over.Kaiba came down the stairs from reading Mokuba a bedtime story."Geez!"Kaiba groaned."Mokuba made me read him a book 5 times!"All the sudden,Bones heard some exiting words coming from the t.v."We now return,to the Powerpuff girls marathon."It said.Bones turned tworeds the T.V.Another episode was starting."Wow!"said Bones,his large eyes turning to moon eyes and getting glittery."4 more episodes!It's better then the epidemic of the black death!Or was that a bad thing...."He watched the show.Wee had just gotten butter in his eye."Ow!It burns!It burns!"He squacked,racing around like a raven.Wait.....Kaiba settled down to watch the pathetic show.Then,he heard it."SETO!"Mokuba yelled.Kaiba sighed."WHAT!?"He yelled up.He heard Mokuba coming down the stairs,and soon he appeared in his blue footy pajamas."I want a glass of water!"He said,rubbing his eyes.Kaiba nodded,and started to watch the show.Mokuba padded into the kitchen.He turned on the faucet."Not so loud................"said Kaiba,intranced again.So was Bones.The bags under his eyes were now three times larger then normal.He was tired."I like this.Remember when Bubbles got hit by a beam,Bones?She thought she was that cute monkey.She stole his clothes.She-"Bakura started."LEAVE ME ALOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Bones shouted,his face turning ugly.Bakura blinked and tried to squeeze by Mai to get some sleep."Good ridence to ya!!"Said Bones,turning back cute."Seto,I can't reach the cup I want!!!!!"mokuba whined.Kaiba growled."Then use a pogo stick or something!Just let me watch T.V!!!"He heard nothing more but the sound of Mokuba pulling out a chair and sitting down.Then,Kaiba discovered what Mokuba was getting to.He sighed."Oh,alright,you win.You can sit up with us until we go to bed.But in the morning,I don't want to hear 'Seto,Im tired.' or 'Seto,leave me alone Im tired.' or any of your grumpiness.Alright?"There was a long pause.Then Mokuba ran in and jumped into Kaiba's lap."What is this?"He asked.Kaiba didn't answer.He didn't want Mokuba to sit up with them because he was annoying."That's a stupid monkey.It's beating up that pink girl."Mokuba continued.Bones,who had been talking to Weevil,perked up."What?!Blossom,No!!!!!!!!!"He said.Weevil blinked."I like the blue one."He said."She's cute.She acts like you,Mokuba."Mokuba gave him a raspberry.Bakura woke up and yawned.He grabbed some cymbals and clashed them,making everyone scream and waking up Mai."RAHHHHHHHHH!"Mai screamed,directly in Rexie's ear."OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!"said Rex."Not so loud!!!!!!"Mai said she was sorry."BAKOO!!Why did you do that?"She asked.Bakura shrugged and fell off the couch.He landed on Bones."YOU GAY NUMBSKULLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Bones yelled.He got a hydrenolin rush and pushed Bakura off."Seto,this is violent."said Mokuba."It's scaring me."Kaiba said nothing."Seto,did you hear what I said?"mokuba asked.Kaiba sighed."Yes,loud and clear."He said.He was hoping if he answered Mokuba would get bored and go to sleep.He glanced over at Rex and Mai,who were asleep.Weevil was getting there;He had removed his glasses and jacket.His eyes were closed.But Bones was wide awake.mokuba seemed that way too.Kaiba was sooooooo tired."Ohh.."Kaiba groaned."Im getting tired."He let out a long yawn.But he wanted to see this show.He stayed awake."Oh,I like this part."said bones."Blossom punches Mojo.I love Blossom."Kaiba wished he wouold stop his infernal blabbing and just WATCH THE SHOW!!!!Bakura was crying in a corner."Shuddap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Weevil groaned.Bakura dried his eyes."An ant bit me."He said."Hey guess what Mai-"He looked over and saw she was asleep. "Oh no..................."He said.Kaiba was glad when the marathon ended."Bedtime,FINALLY!!!!"He said.He noticed Bones and Bakura had drifted asleep,so it was only him and Mokuba awake."I don't want to go to bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Mokuba demanded."Too bad."said Kaiba."Because Im going.So goodnight."He rushed up the stairs.Mokuba looked around."GO TO BED!"Kaiba said,storming down the stairs."Ill cry!"Mokuba pouted.After his first wail of anquish,Kaiba covered his mouth."Don't wake them up!"He said."It will be a long time before I can get Bones back to sleep."Mokuba nodded.But he started wailing again."Arghhh!"said Kaiba."Argh Argh Argh Argh Argh Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!"He said that until he fell asleep.

In the morning Mokuba woke him up."Seto!Seto Seto Seto Seto Seto Seto........."He continued,until Kaiba woke up."Mokuba!It's only 6am!"He sat up in his bed.Mokuba nodded."I know."He said."I only got 1 hour of sleep."Kaiba could tell,because his hair was everywhere and he looked very tired."What?!Oops!I fell asleep and left you up alone!Oh no!"He said.He slipped on his house shoes and ran downstairs to see if there was a mess.But everyone had went to sleep in one guest room,because they were out of the living room.There was no mess."Why don't you go to sleep now?"Kaiba asked."Ill make a nice bed for you on the couch and you can sleep in here.Im gonna go back to bed."Mokuba shook his head."No.I want to sleep in your bed with you.I watched a scary movie and it scared me."he said.Kaiba sighed,rolled his eyes and nodded."Then Comn."He said.He reached his room and climbed back into bed."G'night.........."He said.Mokuba jumped in,literally."MOKUBA!"Kaiba said."Youll bust it,and water will come out!!!!!!!!"He remembered his one incident with there cat.He rolled over,and looked at the clock.6:10,it said.He closed his eyes and tried to get to sleep.For some reason,he just KNEW Mokuba wasen't asleep."What are you doing?"He asked.No answer.Probley something bad.He turned around.Mokuba was..............................sleeping.Then there had to be something going on.He looked out his window.There prostitute neighbor was bringing in a man.Nothing more.So he layed back Down.Then,Mokuba started sleep talking.He wanted a bubblegum lolli."Your not sleep talking,are you?"Kaiba said."Your awake.I get your drift."No answer.He shoved a lollipop in his hand,but he gave him his most hated flavor to see what he would do.He gave him root beer flavored.Mokuba put it in his mouth."YUUCKY!"He said,spitting it into the closet."Why did you DO that,Seto?"He asked.Kaiba laughed really hard."THAT was the funniest thing a guy could do!"He chortled."You should have seen the look on your face!!!!!!"Mokuba pouted and grabbed Kaiba's piggy bank.He threw it on the ground and it shattered to pieces."Oinkster!Nooo!"Kaiba wailed.He thought of something he could do to Mokuba to get Revenge.He ran out of the room and locked the door on him."Ack!Seto!"Mokuba said.Kaiba laughed and stood by the door."Seto,if you do not let me out right now I'll cry."Mokuba kept saying."This is revenge!"Kaiba said,"And it's GREAT!"He heard footsteps behind him.It was....Mai in her longerie."Kaiba,what are you doing guarding the door like that?"She asked.Kaiba shrugged."Im just standing here.Gee,isn't it fun being the center of attention?I think I'll just stand here all day.La La La La La La....."He said.Mai shook her head and walked on.Mokuba must have heard her,cause he began pounding on the door as hard as he could.Mai turned around."Kaiba,do you have your little brother locked up in there?"She asked.Kaiba shook his head."No,I woulden't dream of that!Um.....He's outside playing in the sandbox!"Mai cocked her head."At 6:30 in the morning?"She asked."You must be liying."Mokuba pounded the door as hard as he could."That IS Mokuba in there!A dog or cat coulden't do that!"She said."Why is he locked in there?"Kaiba sighed."Im getting revenge on him."He claimed.Mai frowned at him and pushed him aside.She unlocked the door,and opened it.Mokuba came running out."I let you out."Mai said."Your big brother is to mean to let you out!"Kaiba frowned."I was going to in about 10 minutes,but you had to show up!"He said.Mai growled."I cannot beleive you!It's child abuse to lock a little child in a room!It's like killing them!"she said.Kaiba laughed and rolled his eyes."I was just playing with him."He said.Mai and Mokuba headed down to the living room.Kaiba slumped against the door.The cat walked up to him."GO AWAY,MR.JACKSON!!!!"He yelled.The cat bolted off.He loved yelling at innocent animals.He heard a long snore.Probley Bakura.He went down into the living room to watch cartoons,his most hated enemy.It seemed the enemy had won.

Bones woke up from a dream."Weevil!Wake up!"He said.Weevil sat up,and put on his glasses."Wha?"He asked.A long,river of drool trailed from his mouth.Bones winced."I just had the strangest dream!"He said.Weevil shrugged and made like to lay back down."No!This just wasen't any kind of dream!"Bones said.Weevil perked back up."This was a crazy,strange and scary dream!"He finished.Weevil shrugged again."So,what was it about?"He asked.Bones breathed deeply."Alright.Me,Mokuba,and Kaiba were all going on a vacation.We were on the beach when a sandmonster came.But,a mermaid deafeated it and wanted to be my friend.I thought she was cute,but I didn't love her.Kaiba did.They married,and had mermaid children.Now isn't that strange?"He asked.Weevil nodded."Yeah,horrible.I always have wierd dreams.Let's go tell Kaiba."They headed downstairs."Hey,guess-"Bones yelled downstairs.But Kaiba shushed him.They were watching a show that had two hounddogs singing the ABCs."This is cool."said Kaiba."No,It's corny."said Mokuba."I think it's cute."said Mai.They all had diffrent opinions about the houndogs.Mokuba's was right.Bones and Weevil came down the stairs."Hey,Mokuba!"Bones said.Mokuba turned around."Not on the couch!"Kaiba scolded.Mokuba mocked him in a prissy voice and jumped off to talk to Bones."Guess what!"Bones continued."I had a dream!"Mokuba wasen't surprised."Yeah,so did I and Im not showing off!"He said."No!"said Bones."It wasen't just any kind of dream.It was a SCARY,STRANGE,AND CRAZY dream."Mokuba's eyes widened."Really!"He said.He waved a hand and walked off.Bones followed him."No,youve got to listen!"He said.Mokuba turned around,his arms crossed and his face frowning horribly."Im listening."He said,in an irratating voice.Bones told him about his dream."What's so scary about a mermaid marriying Seto?"Mokuba asked.Bones gulped."The....The...mermaid looked like....like..."He said.Mokuba groaned."Spill it out!!!"He yelled,waving his arms madly.Bones frowned and continued."Like........Like.....It's hard to describe...."Weevil finally helped out."It looked like Mai,alright!"He said.Mokuba covered his mouth."Oh my god!"He said."Seto,guess what!?"kaiba was to intranced in the show."SETOOOO!!!"Mokuba yelled,at the top of his lungs.Kaiba shook his head."What?!"He asked."Bones had a dream!"Mokuba answered.Kaiba smiled."Yes,Im very glad your learning about Martin Luthur King in Social Studies.Congratulations!"He said.Mokuba had a puzzled look on his face."Whoever he is,we aren't studiying him.Bones had a crazy dream!"He said.Kaiba shrugged."Aw well.I once had a dream you jumped off a bridge,what's so bad about crazy dreams?"He said.Mokuba frowned."Bones will tell you.I asked him the same question."He said.Kaiba shrugged and turned back to the T.V."Nobody wants to hear my dream!It's important!"Bones whined.Mai turned around."Ill listen to your dream,Bones!"She said.Bones began talking 90 miles a minute."Whoa,Whoa!"said Mai."Did you just say the mermaid looked like Me?!The one Kaiba married?!"Kaiba turned around at that word.Bones nodded."Women aren't good for anything except sex and washing clothes."Kaiba said.Mokuba frowned."That's what you use me for!But not the sex part,only the harsh labor!"kaiba growled."I Do Not!"He yelled.Mokuba nodded."Yes huh!"He said.Kaiba waved him off."He's liying."He said.Mokuba smiled."Oh,yeah!"He said."You don't know anything about sex!Your a VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!!"Everyone gasped."Well uh................That doesen't.....mean anything."He said."No!"said Wee."That's good!"Mai and Bones nodded.But Bones shoulden't know because he was an 8th grader.Rex came down the stairs."Im not a virgin."He admitted.Everyone stared."Who with?"Mai asked,not surprised.Rex looked at the celieng,with moon eyes."The homecoming queen,Alison Jones."He said.Kaiba blinked."she was to die for!"He said."And now that it's summer,I....wait,Rex.She did it with YOU?!Im surprised."Rex spit in his hair."Noones done it with you!"Rex said."At least Im halfway cute!"Mokuba was mad."You,you.....gnome,you!!!!My brother would win any beauty contest in a jiffy compared to you!"He said.Rex shook his head."Wanna bet!!!!!!!!!!!!!"He asked,pressing a good13 exclamation points into it.Mokuba laughed."How much?!"He asked.Kaiba blinked."He CERTAINLY didn't get that dirty mouth from me!"He said.Everyone stared."Well,some of it...."He said.Everyone still stared."Alright,all of it."He said.Everyone nodded satisfactory and Mokuba and Rex began fighting again.Most people were cheering for Mokuba.Only Mai was on Rex's side.Rex threw a punch at Mokuba.He hit him,but barely."Rex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Mai screeched."You punched a child!In the bible it says harming a child is worse than you tiying a rock around your leg and jumping into the water!"She crossed over to Mokuba's side.Rex pouted."Mr.Jackson is on my side!"He said.The cat walked over to Mokuba's side,and Rexie groaned.Mokuba bit him on the arm."YYYYYAH!!!!Mai,he hurt me!He should jump in the water!"He whined.Mai shook her head."Not quite.Your a teenager,not a child."She said.Rexie groaned again.

"AHHHAHAHAHAHHH!"everyone heard Weevil scream from the living room.Everyone else was in the kitchen.They all ran into the living room,wanting the news.Weevil just pointed at the screen.It was saying, Victor Smith,a cereal killer,escaped from prison yesterday.He was captured by Spys Agent Kaiba,Agent Rex,And agent Mai.He was put behind bars after Agent Rex and Agent Kaiba were told to search his house going undercover as nieghbors.They found a body in his bathtub,who had a bullet in her body matching the bullets in the gun Victor's finger prints were on.If any of you Agents who finally were able to quit are watching,please try and help with your spy skills.The Agents responsible for trying to put him back behind bars should be the following:Agent Kaiba,Agent Rex,Agent Mai,Agent Weevil,and Agent Bones. Kaiba's mouth dropped open."What?"He asked."Him?Out AGAIN?It was hard enough tracking him down the first time!And Me and Rex almost lost our lives!Oh,Mai too."Weevil gasped."Well,I had no easy ride either being a spy.I say we all split into two groups."He said.Mai nodded.She drew everyone's names on a seperate piece of paper,put them in a hat and mixed them up."The first couple will be.....Weevil and Kaiba."She said.Weevil and Kaiba were fine with that."Next is Bones and Mokuba."Bones and Mokuba cheered,for they were very good friends."Oh,and what do you know,me and Rex are together!!!!"She gave out a cry of joy.But Kaiba knew something was going on."Hey,did you cheat and put you and Rex together?"He asked.Mai scuffled a foot.But Kaiba didn't care.Weevil was fine."But wait!"Said Rex."Our horses are gone."Kaiba laughed."Are not.There just in thier stables!"Rex gave a sigh of relief."Alright,We'll leave apart.First,Kaiba and Weevil will leave.about 10 minutes after,Bones and Mokuba and after that me and Rex."Mai said.They all agreed."Oh!And Bakura left last night,so he's not here.And Bones and Mokuba can take Stormy,because I want to ride on Snowy with Rex."So Weevil and Kaiba stepped out the door."Do you think we can find him?"Weevil asked.Kaiba gulped,then shrugged.He really didn't know.He took Splotch out of his stall.He and Weevil climbed on,and the horse galloped off.

"Don't you think we should give Splotch a rest?"Weevil finally asked.So they slowed Splotch down to a trot.They were on thier way through the same forest Rex and he had came through the time they had ran from Victor for the first time."I think we should head tworeds Spy headquarters."said Kaiba."We could ask agent Bill if he knows where he might be!"Weevil rolled his eyes."But,he was so mean!He treated me horrible,and made me sleep in cramped spaces.But it IS a good idea."So they emerged from the woods into Swanlake city.They parked the horse outside Spy Headquarters and raced inside."Agent Bill!Agent Bill!"Kaiba yelled.Agent Bill looked up."Agent Kaiba!Agent Weevil!So youve decided to help!"He said.Kaiba nodded."So did agents Rex,Mai,and Bones.But they seperated from us to try to cover more land."Agent Bill nodded."Okay,he escaped from a prison in Sunset town."He said.Weevil and Kaiba exchanged confused glances. So Agent Bill handed them a map to use."Thank you!"Said Kaiba,as Agent Bill handed him a walkie talkie.He knew he would need this.They had depended on it for thier lives a couple of times before.But Rex had lost his in there last case,with the kidnapper who had locked them in the basement.But Weevil had came to thier rescue,and Kaiba was extremly grateful.Weevil was really a good person."Hello!"Weevil said,waving a hand in front of Kaiba's face."We need to get going!"Kaiba shook his head and they went outside and mounted Splotch."Yah!"said Weevil,kicking the horse in the side.It bolted off."So,Do you have any idea where it's at?The city,I mean?"Weevil asked.Kaiba shook his head,sheepishly.

"Ill think of something."Said Bones.He and Mokuba had gotten themselves lost in a deep and scary wilderness.Unfamilier wilderness."Com'n Bones,think!Your smart!"said Mokuba.Bones liked that Mokuba thought him smart.He really was,but didn't have confidence in himself.Bones gave up."I cant!I left my cell phone at your house like an idiot!Were so stranded!"He said.Mokuba sat down by Stormy,and petted the beautiful Lippazaner."Bones,your not stupid.Just confused.I know youll come up with SOMETHING."He said.Bones stood up."The best I can think of is that we walk."He said.But when he tried to get the horse up,it woulden't."What's wrong with this horse?"He asked,frustrated.Mokuba looked at it's face.It's eyes and nose were runny.It was drooling.He knew what was happening."Bones,I think this horse is diying."He said.Bones was startled."Of what?!"He asked.Mokuba gluped."Horse miningitus,I think.It can kill you in two days.We have to leave this spot right now before we catch the germ!"He said.Mokuba coulden't remember what the desiese was really called.Bones didn't like the idea of leaving the horse to die.But it was better then him diying."Alright.Come on!"Said Bones.they both walked on.He kept digging in his pockets for his cell phone,but coulden't find it.He had surely left it."IM SUCH A FREAK^&% MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Bones yelled.Birds flew out of the trees.he heard scary noises."Im scared."Bones said."Really scared."This was strange because Mokuba wasen't."Oh,do not worry.Someone will come-"Said Mokuba.But he was cut off by a chain of sissy laughter.Someone walked up.It was bandit Kieth."So looks like you need me again,Bones."He said.Bones growled."It's not my fault im an idiot."He said."I got it from you.Now,are you gonna be useful,or stand around making fun of me all day?"Kieth thought."I guess Ill make fun of you all day!"He said.That was Bones's last straw.Bandit Kieth had several stitches and a shiner on each eye from his last encounter with Bones.Bones decked him across one eye.But,Kieth acted like he had barely felt it.Bones got a look of shock on his face."What is it,Bones?"asked Mokuba.Bones gulped."I didn't have my coffee this morning!"He gasped.He knew he would be beaten into oblivion.He knew this would be his last day to live."Farwell,Mokuba.I could take it once,but I cannot take being beaten up again.Im a goner.Youve been a good friend to me.I want a marble tombstone with-"He shut up because Mokuba wasen't listening.He had a look of sheer hatred on his face.And he was looking at Bandit Kieth."M-Mokuba,your not thinking of.....challenging HIM,are you?"He asked.Mokuba gave a nod.Bones had to laugh."Mokuba,youll be torn to pieces!Let's just run while we can."But Mokuba still didn't listen."What's this?A doll?"Bandit Kieth asked.Mokuba growled."I hate you."He said."You beat up my friend.Now Im gonna beat you up."Bandit Kieth laughed."Are you kidding?No way Im beating up a little kid.Im not THAT putrid."He said.Mokuba picked up a rock and threw it.It hit Bandit Kieth in the forehead,and split a chain of stitches open.Bandit Kieth was startled.He drew back a fist to punch Mokuba,but Bones caught his fist.Then,he had an idea."Mokuba,the diying horse!"He whispered.Mokuba gave an evil smile and nodded.So Bones grabbed Bandit Kieth and threw him on top of the diying horse.He then began rubbing his face into it."AH!!!!"said Bandit Kieth."I don't want miningitus!"But Bones didn't listen.He wanted the worst for this evil man.When Bones thought he was winning,Kieth lurched up a hand and grabbed a lock of Bones hair.He began yanking with all his might."YYYYYYA!!!!"Bones screamed.Mokuba bit Kieth's hand,who realesed Bones's hair.Mokuba let go."Yuck!"Mokuba said."He sure is HAIRY!"Kieth didn't like that little comment.But he was feeling a little putrified from his encounter with the horse.He wanted to go wash up."Ill see you in heck,Bones!And you too,kid!"He said.With that,he ran off.Bones and Mokuba slapped a high five."Do you think he'll be back?"Mokuba asked.Bones shook his head."Nah.He's too scared of me.Next time,Im not gonna skip my coffee break!"

Rex and Mai were having no luck."Com'n,Mai!"said Rex."Im sure were not covering anything!I say we should head to Spy Headquarters!We're going the WRONG WAY!!!!!!!"Mai shunned him and looked at her map."Okay,Kaiba called and said he was in Sunset town.Sunset town is the way were going!"She said.They were in what seemed like an endless meadow.The same meadow Rex and Kaiba had went through on there search for home. "Oh,right.I guess Spy Headquarters is this way."Rex admitted. Mai liked it when he agreed with her."Good."She said.Rex turned around and grabbed his canvas backpack."Rex,what are you DOING?"Mai asked.Rex dug out a candy bar."Hey,I want one!"Mai said.Rex shrugged."Sorry!But this is the LAST one."He said.He acted like he was savoring every bite."Rex,give me that!"Mai said.Rex jerked it out of her reach,making the horse almost trip.Rex stopped it and jumped off."Youll have to kill me for it!I spent a good 75 cents on it!"He yelled back.mai jumped off and chased him.She soon grabbed his candy bar and bit into it."Hey!"Rex said."That's mine!And your getting lipstick on it!"Mai quickly chomped it down."MY CANDY BARRRRRRRRRRRRR!"Rex wailed."And it was a Snickers!"He threw a stick at her. "Ouch!"said Mai."Ill get you in your weakest point!" Rex cocked his head."Where is that?"He asked. "here!"Mai said,kicking him in......that place.Rex was startled."Ouchhhhhhhh."He mumbled.He fell to the ground,clutching himself.And Mai only laughed."Hey!Stop laughing!"Rex yelled,furious."You made me be in pain!!!!!!Horrible pain!!"Mai stopped laughing and got a look of sadness on her face."Im sorry,Rex!!!"She said.She helped him up."Now,if you would so kindly give me back my candy bar...."Rex continued.Mai laughed."Oh,so you want to eat my throw up?"She asked.Rex waved a hand."I think Ill pass."He said."But it was my candy bar.And YOU stole it,you pack rat!Your gonna gain some on your hips,fatso!"He jumped onto the horse.But now,Mai was steamed.Rex could SEE steam coming from her ears.She tried to punch him,but he urged the horse on.She missed."Hey!Let me on that horse,Rex!"Mai yelled back.But Rex made the horse gallop out of sight."Oh no..."Mai said."Ive never had a breakup before.I..."But she saw Rex coming back.He was laughing."I knew it was a joke."She said.Rex helped her on the horses back."I thought you had left me."Mai said.Rex shook his head."Nah.I would never do that.But I really think we should stop fighting and get on with it."Mai agreed.

"Can't we STOp for just one minute?"Kaiba asked.Weevil was snapping pictures of girls."Oh,I guess."Weevil said,and sat down in the middle of the Town's street."WEEVIL!!!!!"Kaiba screeched,his raspy voice cracking."You'll get ran over!"Weevil's eyes widened as he got up from the street."That sure was stupid of me."Weevil admitted."I didn't even know I was sitting in the middle of the street!!"Kaiba rolled his eyes."Oh,look,theres a morsel!"He said,pointing to one girl.Weevil turned around,and started laughing."That's TEA GARDENER!!!!!!"He said.Kaiba had heard this name before.She was one of Yugi's best friends."Hello,Weevil!Oh,hi Kaiba....."She said.She had never liked Kaiba.Weevil spit at her shoe."Go to the dog store where you belong!"Weevil said.Tea shrugged."Whatever."She said,and walked off.As she strutted,Weevil took a picture of her."What?!I thought you said she was a friend?!"Kaiba said.Weevil shrugged."Who cares."He said."I only took the picture because I like her clothes."Kiaba didn't even almost beleive that.Pa-lease.Kaiba thought.Weevil Snapped a shot of another female.She was ugly."YUCK!!"Kaiba said."She looks like a troll!Why did you take a picture of HER?"Weevil shrugged."She's a girl,isn't she?"With that sentence,he took a picture of another girl.She saw him snap the shot."You,You PERVERT!!!!!"She yelled.But when she saw who had took the shot,she stopped in her tracks."Your....Your WEEVIL UNDERWOOD!!!And SETO KAIBA!!"She yelled.Weevil and Kaiba gave a sheepish nod.The girl ran over to her friends."Weevil Underwood just took a picture of me!!!!!"She said,pointing to Weevil with a huge smile on her face.Weevil and Kaiba headed to the mens room.They knew the girls woulden't follow them there.They Went inside."Phew!"said Kaiba."Thanks alot,WEEVIL!!!"Weevil acted like he haden't heard that."I think it's safe to go back out,now."He said.When they went out,a swarm of girls surronded them.Weevil took a picture of one."GO AWAYYY!!!"Kaiba yelled.All but one went away.She stood there,looking at Kaiba."I wanted to know if.....Yugi Motou REALLY beat you in a duel?"She asked.Kaiba sighed."It breaks my heart to say this,but yes."He said.The girl screamed and ran off.Weevil made fun of Kaiba."IM the reginol champion and YOUR not!"He said."Im the WORLD champion and your not!!!!!!!!!!"Kaiba screamed.That shut Weevil up.

"Have you found any yet?"Bones asked.He was crazy without his coffee.Mokuba shook his head."Nope.Haven't found any."He said.bones pulled on his hair."If I don't have any coffee soon,Im going to die!!" Bones said.They were looking for coffee beans,which is crazy because they do not grow in Japan.Mokuba grabbed a mint leaf."Here.Maybe this will satisfy you?"He asked.Bones grabbed the leaf and bit into it."YECCHHHHH!!!!"He yelled,fanning his mouth with a hand."Not only is it discusting,it's as minty as heck!!!!!!!!!Get me some water!Get me some water!"Mokuba looked around."I don't see any water."he admitted.Bones was running in crazy circles."Water!Water!Must have water!!!!"He screeched.Mokuba looked madly for water."Don't see any still!!!!!It's not like geography changes after a period of two minutes!"He said.bones blinked."Find me SOMETHING!!!"He said,his large eyes watering.He grabbed another leaf and bit into it."AHHHH!"He yelled."This is another mint leaf!!!!!!!"Mokuba went around squeezing plants to see if they produced any water.He squeezed one.Water dripped out."Here!!!!!"He said.But,the water was...milky white.Bones dripped it into his mouth.He got a surprised look on his face,and threw the plant at Mokuba."You dolt!This is milkweed!It's poisenous!"He said,spitting out the milkweed milk.Mokuba threw the plant onto the ground and looked somemore."Water!!!!WATER!"Bones screamed.He bit into an elephant ear plant."Hey!"He said,"I don't have that minty stuff in my mouth anymore!!!!"And he was quite glad."Hey,look.A dead bluejay.It looks like you."Mokuba said.Bones growled at Mokuba's little comment."You know what?"He asked.Mokuba turned tworeds him."Im going to call Kaiba."Bones admitted.He then remembered...His cell phone was still at the Kaiba mansion!!!"ARRGGH!!!"He yelled.He plunged his hand into his pocket.He felt something.It was.....a chess piece.He threw it on the ground,and Mokuba almost had a heart attack.He picked it up."You imbosal!"He yelled."This is a valuble thing!!!!!"Bones rolled his eyes."Whatever."He said.Mokuba wrapped the chess piece up into a leaf."You know,"He said."I brung a phone with me.I just liked to see you mad."Bones felt like strangling him."Give it here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"He said,and ripped it from Mokuba's hand."That's my phone!!!"Mokuba said."If you break it,Seto will make you pay for it!!!!"Bones shrugged and dialed up Kaiba. "HEEEEEEEEELO!!!!!!"A jolly voice said on the other end.Definintly Kaiba.Weevil was enough to make Kaiba nuts. "Oh,hi Kaiba.I wanted to say hello."Bones said. "Yeah,I could tell it was you,stuffy nose!!!!!!!!!!" Bones was mad.Kaiba must have been stoned or something.Or.........He heard Weevil singing.

"I want a granola bar right noww!!!!~"Rex sang.He was trying to annoy Mai into getting him one."NOOOOO!"Mai yelled."We're going into that kareoke bar!"Rex got a look of joy."Yay!"He said."I get to show off my singing talent!!"Mai stopped the horse in front of the bar."Rex,no more then 2 drinks.I don't want you....'Pis^*&* the night away.' as chumbwumba says."Mai ordered.Rex was puzzled,because he didn't drink.He walked inside.A drunk was singing on the stage."MOVE OVER!"Rex said,pushing him aside.He cranked up the volume and grabbed the mike."Isn't that....REX RAPTOR?!!!"One woman asked.Rex nodded."yaaaay!!"said the woman."It has always been my dream to meet you."Rex bowed.Mai slapped her head."Hey,Mai!!!!!!!!"Rex said.Mai was embarresed."Come up and sing with me!!"Rex said.Mai groaned and walked up."Im not going to sing with YOU!!!!"Mai said.Rex frowned."Well why not?"He asked.Mai cleared her throat."Because you act like a moron!You dance like Britney Spears!!But,your not female,that being the ONLY difference."Rex was sad.He acted like he haden't heard what she had said."This,unfortunatly,is my girlfriend MAI."He said,to the audience."She's not the nicest in the world,but I don't care."Everyone blinked."Now,what does everyone like to hear me sing?"He asked.Everybody voted for 'Just Push play.'By Aerosmith.So Rex began singing it."Im sooo embarresed........"Mai said.

Kaiba was still on the phone with Bones."Let me talk to Mokuba."He said."Your the boss."Bones said,and handed the phone to Mokuba.Weevil was busy drawing pictures in the sand."Hey Kaiba!I drew a house!!"He said.Kaiba said,"wait a minute."into the phone and turned to Wee."Weevil,do you mind?"He asked.Weevil drew back and Kaiba started to talk on the phone again.Weevil stared over at a mud puddle.There was something in it.He walked over there.A little Pikachu doll was covered in mud.He picked it up.It was rather cute."Yucky!"He said,shaking the mud out of it."Kaiba!I found something for Mokuba!!!!"Kaiba didn't turn around.So Weevil threw it at Kaiba,putting a big pikachu shaped splatter on the back of his trenchcoat."Weeeeeeeeeeevil!!!!!"He yelled.Weevil cringed as Kaiba picked up the pikachu doll."Hey,Mokuba."He said into the phone."Can you describe 'Pikachu' for me?"He wanted to be sure this was pikachu. "Sure!!"said Mokuba."Yellow,red cheeks,brown stripes,lightning tail,and big ears that have black on them."Kaiba smiled."I found something for you!!!"He said."If you and Bones would meet me in Swanlake City,Ill give it to you." "Goody!What is it?" If Kaiba haden't have loved him,he would have screamed duh into the phone."It's a pikachu doll."He said."Weevil found it."He heard the sound of clapping hands."What about Bones?"Mokuba asked.Kaiba thought."Ill pick him up something.What does he like?"He asked. "Well,he likes that Blossom off Powerpuff girls."Mokuba said."Okay!!Ill buy him one!!!"Kaiba said."Ill be waiting for you and Bones.So hurry!!"Mokuba said okay,then mumbled something.He then slammed down the phone."Hey,Kaiba!I drew another house!"Weevil said.Kaiba ignored him.Then,he decided to talk to him."Say,Weevil,you go and wash this discusting thing off,andI'll go look for a 'Blossom.' for Bones.And give me the money!!!!"He said.Weevil stared up at Kaiba."Why?"He asked.Kaiba sneered."Because I ASKED you too!!!!"He said.Weevil fumbled with his wallet.He pulled out 50$ and handed it to Kaiba.Kaiba then handed him the doll."Don't just stand there like a retard!!!Do what I asked!!!!"Weevil did a soldier salute and ran off."Now,I wonder which one 'Blossom.' is."He said to himself.He walked into a store.He then thought of something.What would the public think about Seto Kaiba buying a girl's toy?He shook that off. He knew he looked stupid walking down the toy isle.A woman looked at him."It's for MOKUBA,alright!!!!!!!!"He said.He really hated liying,but he didn't care. He looked at the Powerpuff Girls.One was pink,one was blue,and the other green."Hey,you!"He said,to a little girl.She turned around."Ill give you 1,000 dollars if you tell me which one is Blossom."(Which was really wierd because it said 'Blossom.' on the box of Blossom.)The girl took the money and pointed out the pink one.Kaiba thanked her and grabbed it."Um.....Last time I checked Mokuba was a boy."The little girl said.Kaiba acted like he was going to punch her,and she ran off.Kaiba decided he would steal the toy.So,he hid it in his cape and ran out the door.Weevil was waiting outside.He was all wet."Weevil!!!What happened to you?!!"Weevil growled."I fell into the washing machine."He mumbled.Kaiba laughed."Did you get anything good outta that?"he asked.Weevil held up a 100% clean pikachu."uhhhh....that's not what I meant."He said.He grabbed the pikachu.He squeezed it,and suds seeped from it."WEEEEEVIL!!!"He screeched."You didn't rinse this good enough!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Darn Seto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Mokuba said."He's so stupid."Bones blinked."You know what,"He said."It's not so bad to eat raw crow!!!!!"Mokuba looked at him with a discusted look."What?!!!"Bones inquired."Rex said they were good if they weren't worm infested."Mokuba waved him off.They heard a rustling."Yipe!"Bones said,throwing the crow and hiding behind a tree.Mokuba sighed."Look,Bones!You need to stop running at every sound!!!!I'll bet..."He heard a moan."On the other hand,I think Ill join you!!!"Mokuba said.He jumped behind the tree.The person came out.It was Yugi."What were the chances that hole in my yard would lead me here?"He said.Mokuba and Bones walked out."Oh,it's just you."Bones said."I thought it was a monster,the way you were groaning."Yugi frowned."Groaning?I wasen't groaning!!I was singing!!!!"Bones nodded,and blinked.Crazy."WHY did you jump in a hole in you backyard?"Mokuba inquired.Yugi smiled."Ah,I was stoned."He said."Like I even know what that means."Mokuba muttered.Yugi heard."It means that I was drunk."He said.Mokuba nodded.Bones was looking in a tree."What?"Mokuba asked.Bones laughed."A big Boa Constricter is about to bite you,Mokuba."He said.Mokuba's eyes widened to saucers."Is he telling the truth,Yugi?"He asked.Yugi nodded.Mokuba turned around,and it was right in his face."YAHHHH!!!"He yelled,and ran to hide behind Bones.Which was strange,because Bones was about his size,maybe even smaller.Bones just stared at the snake,and it dropped dead with fright."Why,I must be a gorgon!!!"Bones said.Yugi shook his head."Im sorry to say this,Bones,but it died because your face is so scary!!!"Bones looked at Yugi."You wanna make something of it?"He asked.Yugi laughed."Make something of what,pipe cleaners?"He asked.This made Bones mad.He drew back his fist and punched Yugi across his cheek."Ouch!!"He yelled."STOP!!!!!!!!!!!"Mokuba screeched,and everone skidded to a stop.Mokuba cleared his throat."Now,stop fighting.Your friends,right?"Bones and Yugi stared at eachother."No way!!!"said Yugi."He trapped me in a cave and made me battle two cueballs to get out!!!!"Bones sneered."So!!!God says you should forgive and forget,so DO IT!!!!!"Mokuba said.They forgave eachother."Nicely done."He said.

As it neared nightime,Rex and Mai decided to check into a nearby hotel.But they had one problem.The deskclerk was gay."And what can I get you,a suite or a regular room?"He asked.Rex scowled."Just give us the biggest suite youve got,Mr.Gaywad!!!!Your wasting our time!!!"He said,slamming 3,000 dollars down on the table.He told them the room number and didn't give them back any change.As they were walking to the room,mai spoke up."Rex,they didn't give your change back!!!"She said.Rex shrugged."Ah,who needs it?I'm rich enough,being the WORLDS MOST POPULAR DJ!!!!!"He said.Mai blinked.He really liked to showoff."Yes,yes,I know."She mumbled.Rex unlocked the room.It was beautiful inside."Im so glad there's cable here,I don't get it back at My place!!!"Mai said.Rex rolled his eyes."You need to live in MODERN life.I get every channel.Up to the LASt number.And I watch T.V so much,I know every channel by heart."Mai was mad."Couch potatoe!!!!!"She said.Rex ran and jumped onto the bed."It's very......................nice."He said.he clicked on the T.V."Ooohhhh!!!!I wanna watch sports!!!"he said.Mai took the remote away."No!!!Were going to watch Oxygen,alright?"She said.Rex gave a sheepish nod."Where can I lay?"She asked.Rex frowned."I won't TRY anything.You can lay by me."Mai nodded and layed by him."Uh,Rex,I have a question to ask you."Mai said.Rex's expression didn't change."Did Alison...you know.....get the big PG?"She asked.Rex shook his head."She was sterile.Now I don't want to talk about that.After I did that little......thing,I was grounded for 3 months to only playing peaceful songs on 101.2 CRAp and staying inside my stupid old house."He said.Mai nodded."Why did you do it?Why!!!!"She asked.Rex gave a huge frown."Im not gonna tell you about my sex life!!!Now leave me alone."he said.Mai slapped him."I have a right to know!!!!"Mai said.Rex sighed and mumbled something to fast for even a Yankee to hear."Now you KNOW I coulden't hear that!!!"Mai said.Rex growled,and clutched at the heavens."Okay,She invited me over and the rest you don't wanna know."He said.Good.That was all she wanted to know.Except for one thing."Who asked the big question?You know what I mean?"Mai asked.Rex clenched his teeth.He was getting annoyed."No one asks.It just sort of happens.Now,if your thinking about,you know what,you can just find yourself another boyfriend because my clothes are NOT coming off in front of another woman for another 5 years.I learned my lesson."He said.Mai didn't even think about what he just said."I miss Kaiba.He was nice.he didn't get ANNOYED with me asking questions!!!"Mai said.Rex rolled his eyes."Look,Im not Yoda,or anything,so I don't like answering stupid questions."He said.Mai left it at that.

"Where is he?"Kaiba asked.Weevil sighed."I don't know and I don't care.Im getting kind of attached to this little pikachu doll."He said.Kaiba rolled his eyes."You babyish nerd."He said.He was still holding the Blossom.It was so....Soft.No!!He coulden't let himself get attached to it!!!He snatched the pikachu doll away from Weevil."NNOOOO!!!"Weevil wailed."That's a very nice thing.It-"Kaiba turned around,an evil look on his face."You shut up and sleep on your.....your.....DARN IT!!!!!We have no place to sleep!!!"He said.Weevil snickered."Im going to tell Mokuba to get over here!!!"Kaiba said,grabbing his cell phone.But,the ringing had no answer.He kept trying.Someone answered."Hello......"A drowzy but jolly voice replied.Yugi."Oh,hi Yugi!!!!!"Kaiba said,in a jolly voice.His voice then turned evil."Where's Mokuba?!"Yugi yawned."He's right here........asleep....and....so....issssssss........"Kaiba heard snoring.Yugi had fallen asleep with the phone to his ear."YUGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!"Kaiba hissed,as loud as he could.Yugi snapped awake."Oh,sorry Kaiba.As I was saying..." Kaiba slapped his head."Just wake up Mokuba!!!!Give him the phone!!!"He said."Your.....the....bossssssssssss........."Yugi said.he heard Yugi saying,"Mokuba,phone!!!!!!!"And he heard a groan.He heard Mokuba chew yugi out,then grab the phone."Oh,hello,Seto!!!!WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME SO LATE!!!!YOUR INCONSEDIRATE!!!!YOUR MEAN!!!I WAS HAVING A NICE DREAM!!!IM....im done."Mokuba said.Kaiba blinked."Hurry over here!!"He said.He heard Mokuba growl."Seto,it's kind of hard to sleep with Yugi dancing around all night!!!!"He said."I think Ill stop here and sleep!!"kaiba was so mad,he just pushed the off button on the cell phone."Hahahahaha!!!"Weevil said."I could hear Mokuba's yelling from the phone all the way over here!!!"Kaiba almost crushed the phone."If you don't shut up....Ill rip this pikachu doll in two!!!"He bellowed.Weevil gasped,but then a smerk broke across his face."But,that's Mokuba's.If you tore it,he'd be mad at you for weeks.So,your powerless!!!"He said.Kaiba tried to think of another way to get revenge on Wee."I know...."He said."I'll tell Mai you said she was an ugly old bag with peg teeth!!!"Everyone knows Weevil adored Mai."No!!!Okay,Im sorry."Weevil said.Kaiba looked at the cell phone."I think I'll call her anyway."He said."I need to check on her and Rex.To make sure................................"You know what he was thinking."Quick!!In that case dial her number!!!"Weevil said.Kaiba gave a fast nod and dialed her number.It rang for about 1 half a ring before Rex picked it up."Hello?!"He said.Kaiba growled."Rex,this is Mai's phone.Why did you answer her phone?!"Rex was silent for a long time."She's in the little girls' room.You know,restroom?Oh,here she is.Ill give the phone to her."He said.Kaiba said okay in a gruff voice."Hello?"said a hanging voice.Mai."Hello,Mai!"Kaiba said."I wanted to ask how you are doing.I coulden't ask Rex because he's too dumb to know."Mai sighed."Were doing fine.We haven't had any luck with finding that man yet."She said.Kaiba tried to think of something to say."I just called Mokuba and Bones.There alright."He said."Well,Im beginning to get second thoughts about sending them together.I should have went with one.There both really young,so they probley can't defend themselves.But Bones sure does put up a fight!!!"Kaiba agreed on that one.He knew Mai was scolding herself for being selfish and making herself go with Rex."Well,at least I got stuck with Weevil,who's really smart and a good friend."Kaiba said."If I would have got stuck with Mokuba,I would have went nutzy cookoo!!!"Mai laughed."Why?!Mokuba's alright.He may be a little annoying,but that's alright."She said."Well,I have to live with Mokuba every minute of my life!!"Kaiba explained.There was a long silence.He heard Rex laughing at a British comedy."I'd better go."said Mai."Red Dwarf is on."Kaiba said bye and hung up. "ooooooooohhhhh.You were giving her the SWEET TONE!!!"Weevil said.Kaiba aimed a fist in a selfish attempt to knock him out.

The next morning,Yugi was gone."Where the heck did he go?A lion or something could have eaten him!!"Bones said.Mokuba rolled his eyes."Please,Bones!!!Lions only live in Africa!!!"Bones nodded,but still wasen't so sure."And we need a map!!!"Bones continued.That was Mokuba's last straw."SHUT UP,YOU BIG SCAREDY CAT!!!!!!!YOUD EVEN SCREAM AT A KITTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"He yelled.This made Bones mad,because he WAS scared of kittens."WELL,Ill BET YOUR SCARED OF A FLYY!!!!!!!!!"Bones bellowed.Mokuba blinked.Then,he made a comeback."AT LEAST I DON'T LOOK LIKE DEATH WARMED OVER!!!!!!!!!"He yelled.Bones KNEW he could yell much louder than that."ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I LIKE LOOKING THIS WAY!I MAY BE UGLY BUT LOOKING AT ME HIGHLIGHTS YOUR UGLINESS!!!"This remark hurt Mokuba's feelings.(Even though it's totally not true.)He thought of something to say."OH YEAH?WELL AT LEAST IM NOT 13 AND LOOK LIKE IM 7 BECAUSE IM SHORT!!!"He called back.Bones really hated it when people said things about his short size.He made his face horribly ugly and made his voice horribly deep,gruff,and ugly."AT LEAST I DON'T CRY AT THE DROP OF A HAT!!!"He screeched.Mokuba was surprised at how loud he could yell."WELL I DON'T HANG OUT WITH LOSERS SUCH AS BANDIT KIETH!!!!!!!!"Bones didn't really think this was an insult to him,but it was to Bandit Kieth.But he made a good comeback."OH?!AND WEEVIL UNDERWOOD ISN'T A LOSER?AND REX RAPTOR?AND MAI VALENTINE?"This hurt Mokuba's feelings,too.He didn't like it when people made fun of his friends."Let's stop having this scream festival!"Mokuba said."I don't think it's helping us get to the city."Bones inhaled,and made his face drop dead ugly."YOU STARTED IT,PEACE MAKER!!!" He bellowed,throwing all his might into that one yelp.Mokuba blinked."I give up."He said.Bones was in a really bad mood.He went and grabbed a huge leaf.He wrapped himself up in it."I hate this place."He complained."And everything in it,except for us.I wish a lion would come and eat me.I hate my life."Mokuba was eating what looked like a bug."What is that?"He asked.Mokuba took it out of his mouth."It's a worm.Seto told me it's safe to eat bugs when you have nothing else to eat."He answered,and popped it back into his mouth.Bones grabbed a beetle that was walking by and chewed it up."Yuck."He said,and swallowed."Are you SURE it's okay to eat all the bugs?"Mokuba thought."Well,not the venomous ones like a black widow or a Japenese beetle."Bones's eyes widened."I just ate a beetle."He said.Mokuba was surprised."How big was it?"He asked."About.......really small."He said.Mokuba sighed."Then it wasen't a Japenese Beetle."He explained."Japenese Beetles are about 1 inch long.""Oh."Bones said.He grabbed a stick and started to draw.He drew a cat."Do you like my cat?"He asked.Mokuba walked over and looked at it."It's okay."He said.This made Bones sad.He didn't like it when people didn't like his drawings.he thought he was a very good drawer."Well,I bet you coulden't draw a cat as good as me."He said.Mokuba Grabbed a stick and drew a perfect cat."Oops."Bones said.He grabbed a corner off his leaf and ate it.He didn't want to eat anymore bugs."Say,shoulden't we be going to that one place where Seto is waiting?"Mokuba asked.Bones payed no attention."BONES!!!"He said.Bones's head shot up."What?What?"He asked.Mokuba's voice went down to normal tone."Should we start going now?"He asked.Bones nodded and got up."But one more thing."He said,as Mokuba walked past him."WHAT?!"Mokuba said,turning around.Bones gulped."I-I was wondering if we should drink something first.I don't wanna look like a skull."Mokuba laughed."What?Oh..."Bones said.Mokuba cleared his throat."We can't find any water,there's none."He said.Bones grabbed a leaf and ate it."This one had water in it."He said.Mokuba growled and started squeezing vegetation.

"Oh,watch!!!"Rex said.They were outside.Rex was watching a butterfly."Rex,your such an idiot."Mai said.Rex didn't like being called an idiot.He caught the butterfly."Well,at least I can catch a butterfly."He said.mai knew she probley coulden't."I could catch one,if I saw one."She said,falsely making a challenge."There's one right over there!!!"Rex said,pointing.Mai acted like she haden't heard."Mai,I said there one OVER THERE!!!"Rex said. "Oh,what?A butterfly?"She asked.Rex gave a furious nod.But it was gone by then."Oops,I guess we lost it."She said,But Rex shook his head."No,It's right over there!!"He said.Mai turned around.It was fluttering right before her eyes."Com'n,catch him!!!"Rex said.Mai cupped her hands around the buggy."Yay!!!You caught one!!!But mine's bigger!!"He said.They compared ther sizes.Mai's was an inch bigger."Gosh darnit!!!"said Rex,"cant we trade?"Mai let her's go,and so did Rex after some convincing."I really wanted to keep him for my own."Rex said.Mai shook her head."Only if you were gonna give it to Weevil.He needs a butterfly for his collection."Rex didn't want to give Weevil a butterfly,because Weevil kileld them and put them on pins for display.Everyone of Weevil's rooms had at least 50 different bugs in it."Weevil can put them up his butt."said Rexie.Mai slapped him."Don't insult Weevil.He's a very cute guy!!!"She said.Rex laughed.She slapped him again."Do you think he's cuter then ME?"Rex asked.Mai shook her head."No!!!!Your very cute!!He's just a little cute!!!"She said.Rex wasen't sure if he beleived that.He saw another butterfly.He captured it."Rex!!!!"Mai said."Put that butterfly down!!!"Rex shook his head."No!!!It's mine!!!!"He said.Mai slapped his hand until he dropped it.Rex was mad."That was my favirate little butterfly!!!!"He said.Mai didn't care.She grabbed his hat and filled it with water."Hey!!!Your ruining my hat!!!"Rex whined.Mai drank out of his hat.She then threw it on the ground,making it muddy."NOOO!!!"Rex yelped."Now my hat's ruined!!!And I have hat hair!!!!"Mai sighed."I like your hair without your hat.It's very soft."She said.Rex didn't like his hair.He thought it was discusting looking.But he had to make dew without the hat."Mai,I wish you haden't have done that."He said.

"Darn Mokuba!!!!"Kaiba said."I wish he would get here!!Im getting worried!!!"Wee tried to cheer him up."Hey,at least he's with Bones."He said.Kaiba could feel his blood boiling."Bones is only 13 YEARS OLD!!!!!"He yelled,so loud that Wee's hair flew back.Wee was surprised."B-But he's older than Mokuba..."He said.Kaiba mocked him."But he's STILL A CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"He yelled."Actually....he'd be considered an early teen...."Wee tried. "But he's still really young!!!" "But he's old enough...." "NOT IN MY STANDARDS!!!!" Weevil decided he needed to be quiet while Kaiba was mad.Kaiba wanted Mokuba to get there,and fast.He was tired of waiting.He dialed up Mokuba.Mokuba answered."Hello?"He asked. "MOKUBA,IT"S SETO!!GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!I'M GETTING WORRIED!!!"Kaiba yelled.Mokuba was silent.He heard the off button be pushed.Kaiba slammed his phone shut."WEEVIL!!!"He called.Wee came."Weevil,we are going to fetch him,and he's not gonna get this pikachu doll if he be's a little brat!!"Weevil nodded and they urged the horse into the woods."MOKUBA!!!!"Kaiba yelled."I won't yell at you if you come here!!!" He was very sure he heard someone walking up."Is that you,Mokuba?"He asked.He heard a meek,'yes.'Soon,Mokuba was in his sight.Kaiba parked the horse and ran up to him."Mokuba!!!"He said."What happened to the horse?"Mokuba gulped."It died....of Miningitus."He said.Kaiba gasped."We have to get you a bath!!!"He yelled."And Bones too!!!"He noticed Bones didn't look to happy-He was wrapped in a leaf and wore a scowl on his cute face."Bones?Is something wrong?"He asked.Bones threw the humongoes leaf off."No!"He snapped.Kaiba left it at that."What did you have for me?"Mokuba asked,His face brightining up.Kaiba handed him the pikachu."Oh!!!Thank you!!!"Mokuba said,and hugged it.He handed Bones the Blossom.Bones stared at it."Thank you."He mumbled.He grabbed another huge leaf and wrapped it around himself."Bones,your strange!!!"Mokuba said.Bones acted like he haden't heard that."Oh,look!A butterfly!"Wee said,and grabbed it.He killed it,and shoved it into his pocket.Mokuba gasped."It was a living thing!!!"He shouted.Weevil shrugged.Kaiba was brushing the horse."That horsie is an ugly color."Bones griped."I wish it were dead."He was sitting with the Blossom tucked under his arm."BONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOUR BEING SNOTTY TODAY!!!!"Kaiba yelled.Bones's eyes narrowed,but he didn't look up.Kaiba didn't wanna make him too mad or he would beat Kaiba up."WEEEEEVIL!!!!"Kaiba yelled.Weevil walked up to him."Weevil,get me a thorny plant!!!"Kaiba ordered.Weevil wondered off to find one.Kaiba planned to throw it on Bones."Mokuba,come here."He heard Bones say,in a mean voice.Mokuba walked up."Yes?"He asked.Bones pointed to something he had drawn in the sand."Cool!!!"said Mokuba."I want to draw one!!!"He started to draw.Kaiba looked at what Bones had drawn.It was....a guillotine!!!"Bones!!!"Kaiba said."Don't show my little brother a guillotine!!"Bones kept drawing stuff in the sand."When will Weevil be back with that thorny plant I wanted?"He asked himself.

"SHUT UP!!!!"Rex yelled,covering his ears.Mai was singing."Why,Rex?I thought I sang good!!!"Mai asked.Rex sadly shook his head.Mai was sad."I want to go to Sea World."Rex said.Mai looked at him with a wierd look.Shamu was her worst enemy."Why?"She asked."Because I used to go there every summer until I was the age I am now.I MISS Shamu.He always remembered me."Rex said.Mai rolled her eyes."Rex,I can't BELEIVE I love you.Your such an idiot.But,I can't control my feelings."She said.This hurt poor Rexies feelings.He WAS completly likable,but was a retard some times."Hey,you know what?"Rex asked.Mai turned her head."I want to throw this Indian Needle at you.But if I did,you'd probley do the usual-gripe me out."He continued.Mai shrugged."I don't care if you throw that ugly old plant at me."She said.Rex threw it at her,and it injected into her back."OWW!"She yelled."You idiot!!!I didn't know that was an Indian Needle!!!"Rex thought she was stupid because he had said it was."I want to go and see Shamu!!"He whined."Shamu wants to see me,too."Mai pulled out a postcard with Shamu on it."OOHHHHH!!!!"Rex said.He grabbed the postcard and hugged it.But the wind carried it away when he accidently dropped it."No!!Shamu!!"He yelped,chasing after the card.He didn't want to lose Shamu.Shamu was his friend!!"Oh,brother...."Mai said,helping him recover the last card.It finally blew into the ocean."NOOOOOOO!"Rex wailed."I really want Shamu back!!!"He looked up and saw a billboard add.It said, Come see Shamu at Seaworld in Tokyo!!!

Rex felt like crying."See!!!The whole world is mocking me!!"He screeched."It's not my fault I like Shamu!!"He then shut up.Mai was very glad he shut up,because it was nearing nighttime and she was getting tired of running."Rex,Im sure there are plenty of Shamu postcards in this world."She said.Rex wasen't sure if he belived that.Shamu was one of a kind!!!"Let's stop talking about Shamu for a while."Mai said."Kaiba said he wants us to find him,so lets go."Rex took some convincing,but finally started to walk.He really missed Shamu.

Weevil came back with the thorny plant."Thanx."Kaiba said.He threw it on Bones.Bones acted like he didn't feel it.He threw it off."Let's go to bed!!"Kaiba said."Im tired,and it's 10:00!!"Everyone agreed to go to bed."Do we have to sleep on the GROUND?"Wee asked,cringing.When Kaiba nodded,Weevil almost fainted.But instead,he layed down under a tree,took off his glasses and covered up with his jacket.Kaiba layed down,and so did Mokuba."Seto,can me and you share your trenchcoat?For a blanket?"Mokuba asked.Kaiba didn't want Mokuba to be cold,so they shared.Bones tightened the leaf wrapped around him and layed down.The leaf didn't make a very thick blanket but he didn't care.He hugged the Blossom doll tightly and closed his large eyes.After about 30 minutes,he was still wide awake.Everyone else seemed asleep;Weevil was snoring so he was sure about Weevil.Kaiba looked asleep because he was breathing shallowly.He didn't know about Mokuba;He was breathing fast but all little kids did.So he suspected it.But he decided to see.It was fun when Mokuba stayed up with him."Mokuba!!!"He whispered.No answer."Mokuba!!!!!!"He said,a little louder.Mokuba stirred but didn't awaken.But Kaiba did."Bones?Why are you still awake?"He asked,looking at his watch.Bones shrugged."Because I coulden't sleep."He said.Kaiba laughed."You must be cold,because youve got that leaf around you!"He said.Bones didn't like it when people made fun of him."Hey!!!If you didn't have a blanket,youd be desperate too!!!"He said.Kaiba rolled his eyes."Now,thanks to you,I cannot get back to sleep."He said."So IM gonna go exploring.Wanna come?"Bones thought,and finally nodded.Kaiba stood up,and heard a crunch.It was....Weevil's glasses."Oh no...."Kaiba said.Weevil had already had to buy 20 new pairs in his lifetime,but the price of glasses was like 1 cent to Weevil.So,it didn't matter."Your gonna be in trouble..."Bones said.Kaiba didn't care;it wasen't like Weevil was strong or anything."I don't think wondering around at night is very safe."Bones said."There could be GHOSTS out there!!!!"Kaiba rolled his eyes."Please,Bones.The closest thing to a ghost in the WORLD is you."He said.This made Bones mad.He grabbed the Blossom."So,how far are we going?"He asked.Kaiba was glad to see he was attached to the doll."Um....I don't know."Kaiba said.He grabbed an apple out of Weevil's backpack and ate it.On his way to the north,he stepped on Mokuba's foot.Mokuba's eyes shot open."SETO!!!!WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"He asked.Kaiba was startled."Um....Me and Bones were going for a walk.Wanna come?"He asked.Mokuba was very mad."Not really.I don't wanna look like Bones in the morning."He said.Bones's feelings were hurt.bad."That's not nice!!!"Kaiba said."You hurt Bones's feelings!!!!"But Mokuba wasen't listening.He was going back to sleep."BRAT!!!"Kaiba yelled.He kicked dirt at him."You got dirt in my eyes!!!!!"Mokuba said.He rubbed it out."Im gonna kill you!!!"He yelled.Kaiba wasen't scared.But Mokuba didn't move from under the trenchcoat.His eyes stayed open,though."Mokuba,how about you come with us?I don't trust you here with Weevil."Kaiba said.Weevil could be careless.Mokuba sat up."Oh,alright..."He said."But I'm in my pajamas!!I'll look wierd if I walk around like this!!!"He said.Kaiba didn't care."You know,theres plenty of leaves."Bones said.No one payed attention.Weevil talked in his sleep."Ill bet if a BOMB dropped,he woulden't wake up!!!"Kaiba said,and threw a clob of sand at him.He rolled over."Hey,everyone!Let's throw things at Weevil!!!!"Kaiba said.Everyone started to throw things at Wee.When a huge rock hit Wee,he woke up."What are you DOING?"He asked."I was having a nice dream!!!"Mokuba rolled his eyes.Not another crazy dream case."I think Im going to sleep."Kaiba said."We really shoulden't go walking at nightime."He layed down,followed by Mokuba.Soon,Weevil drifted back into dreamland.Bones knew the only thing to do was to go to sleep.He layed down and shut his huge eyes.He heard a rattle in the trees."K-Kaiba?!"He said,forcefully."Gosh Dangit,WHAT?"Kaiba asked,with an angry voice.Bones shivered."I heard something!!!In that tree!!!"he said.Kaiba threw a stick up there."Bones,there's nothing up there!!"He yelled.Bones felt stupid.He grabbed his doll,tightened the leaf around him and closed his eyes again.And he heard it,again."WEEVIL!!!"He whispered.Weevil opened one eye."What?????"He asked."I can hear something in that tree."Bones explained.Wee obviously didn't care,because he turned around and went back to sleep.Bones knew only Mokuba was left."Mokuba!!"He said."Seto,make Bones shut up....."Mokuba mumbled,and rolled over.Kaiba threw a clump of dirt at Bones and went back to sleep.So,he woke up Splotch."Nieeeeegh!!!"The horse said.It hated being woke up,too.It almost kicked Bones,but he dodged it.Bones sighed and closed his eyes.There was obviously nothing up there,because it hadent came down yet.But,something did come down."YYYAHHH!!!"Bones screeched.But it was just Bandit Kieth."What are YOU doing here?"Bones asked.Kieth backed away."Don't beat me up!!!"He pleaded."I was just cutting through!!!I'll go!!"He then ran off.Bones,knowing he was safe,finally went to sleep.

"NO WAYYY!!!"Mai yelled,for the last time.It was 1:00 AM,and Rex was trying to get her to sleep on the ground."Come on!!"Rex said.He was exhausted."If you don't *yawn* go to sleep soon Ill just go to sleep where ever we are!!!"Mai didn't like keeping Rex from sleeping,but she didn't want to sleep on the ground."Fine!!Do it!!!"Mai said.Rex shrugged,and layed down.He was obviously serious."No,Rex!!!I didn't REALLY want you too!!!"She said.Rex sat up."Then HURRY and find some place suitable for you to sleep!!Sleep on Snowy,Im sure he woulden't mind!!!"Mai thought this was a great idea.She layed down on the horsie.But,it kicked her off."YYAAAH!!"She yelled,landing in a mud puddle.Rex was laughing his head off."Shut up,Rex!!!!Ill bet youve went careening into mud puddles before,havent you?"She asked.Rex was quiet."Yes,I have."He said."It's part of being a DJ.The people-which are very few-that think your dancing is too dirty do it all the time."Mai rolled her eyes.There he went,bragging again."Rex,Im not impressed."She said."Now,take off your vest so I can sleep on it!!!"Rex shook his head."No!!It's COLD out here!!!"Mai grabbed his vest and ripped it off,leaving him in his long sleeved green shirt."Your mean!!!"He whined,and layed down.He wanted to have a dream like Bones did.About a mermaid that looked like...Mai.Only for the Mai part.But,there were too many animal noises."You know what?"He asked.Mai opened her eyes.She had bags under her eyes bigger then Bones's she was so tired."What?"She asked.Rex tried to hold back his anger."The darn animals are keeping me from sleeping!!!I wanna do something about it."He said."Your nuts...."Mai said.She closed her eyes."Aren't you gonna help me?"Rex asked.Mai opened one eye."No,I need my beauty sleep,and you need....whatever they call it for dashing boys."She said.Rex was flattered,but that woulden't stop him from getting sleep."Com'n,help me!"He complained."No."Came Mai's reply.Rex let out a long and perilous moan,his whiny voice making sound truly pitiful."No."Mai's reply came again.Rex pounded the ground."PLEASE?"He asked.Mai said nothing.She was asleep."MAIIII!!!"Rex yelled.Mai snapped awake."Gosh darnit,what Rex?"She asked.Rex cringed from the furiosity of her scream."I want you to help me find the animal noises."He said.Mai frowned,and handed him Herold.(You know,the purple guitar playing dinosuar with shades on.)Rex smiled with glee.Herold was.....FIXED!!!"You fixed Herold for me!!Now I can sleep again!!!"He grabbed the stuffed animal and cuddled up with it.

In the morning,everyone was searching for coffee."I NEED COFFEE BEFORE I EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!"Bones yelled,and made a mad chain of laughs.He kicked dirt on Wee and pulled Kaiba's hair."Gee wiz!!!!What's wrong with you?!!!"Mokuba asked.Bones growled."Me?ME?!WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?"He asked.Mokuba stepped back and kept looking for coffee beans."Coffee beans don't grow in Tokyo...."Weevil said.Bones stomped on his foot."Find me some NOW!!!!"He screamed.Weevil nodded,looking at his now bleeding foot.Everyone was scared of Bones,except for Kaiba."Seto,please get Bones for Me and Weevil."Mokuba said."He's my friend,but he's in such a rotten mood!!!"Bones heard."Kaiba,Ill beat you up if I can."He said.Kaiba answered that by socking Bones in his eye."My eye!!!!"Bones yelled,taking a corner of the leaf he was wrapped in and wiping the blood.Kaiba felt bad."Bones,Im really sorry....I dind't mean to make it bleed...."He said.Bones threw the leaf off.He was healed of his Ill temper."That's alright...."He said."I needed that.Now,Im not being so mean anymore!!!"He saw Weevil,who was jumping up and down and grabbing at his foot."Weevil,Im sorry."He said.Weevil accepted."Mokuba,Im sorry."He said again.Mokuba nodded.Bones brushed himself off."You know what......"Weevil said."I think that leaf you were in was poisen oak."Bones's eyes widened."Im just kidding."Weevil said.Bones almost socked him,but stopped himself."Im in a very good mood now."Bones said."Nothing can make me mad."A man came up and robbed him,then ran off.Bones stood still."ILL PEEL YOUR EYES FROM YOUR SOCKETS,AND FEED THEM TO THE BUZZARDS YOU TRAILOR HAPPY LUNATIC!!!!!"He yelled back.He then clutched his hands,and got a smile.Kaiba shook his head."Bones,your very wierd."He said.Bones didn't like being called weird.He waved a fist."Wanna say that again?"He asked.Kaiba smiled."Bones,your very wierd."He repeated.Bones's blood boiled.He slugged Kaiba across his squinty eye."Ow!!!"Kaiba yelled,and fell to the ground.He clutched a eye,that had an instant shiner on it."Oh no!Bones,why did you hit Seto?I didn't like-ouch!"Mokuba said.Bones smacked him in the eye,too.Weevil scooted back."Do you want some?"Bones asked.Weevil shook his head.Bones then helped Mokuba and Kaiba up.He grabbed a mintleaf and ate it."Yum Yum Yum....Weevil,how about you try one."He said.Weevil shoved one in his mouth,and went into a fit."YYYAAAHH!!THIS IS HOT!!!"He pranced around.Bones laughed,but nobody else was happy."Hey,let's gang up on him!!"Kaiba said.Weevil and Mokuba nodded."AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"Bones screamed,as he was beat to a bloody pulp."Have you had enough?"Kaiba asked,breathing hard.Bones gave a sheepish nod."Alright then."Weevil said."Your not so tough when your against 3 people."Bones was very sad to admit defeat.

Rex and Mai were swimming in a hotel pool.They snuck in,with no room.They were both not swimming but talking."You know what?"Mai said.Rex faced her."I wish I was very very wealthy like you,Kaiba and Weevil."She continued.Rex liked it when he got a chance to brag about his riches."Well,just think of it.When we grow up,and get married hopefully,you will be as rich as me."He said.He was diying to tell Bones's secret,but coulden't.Mai was sad."Am I good enough for you?Im a poor,ugly stupid head with no money."Rex knew that was repetitave.He laughed."If you weren't good enough,I woulden't be dating you,or even be in the pool with you."He said.Mai thought that was good enough."So,what did Bones tell you that day?"She asked.Rex gulped.He would be breaking Bones's trust if he told her,but Bones wasen't his best friend in the world."Well,he said he........he's kinda......"He began.Mai sat patiently and waited."He's the owner of millions of dollars!!!"He finally blurted.Mai was so surprised,she sank into the pool."What?"She shreaked."Am I the only one who isn't filthy rich!!?"Rex felt bad."That's why I didn't wanna tell you,because I knew you'd feel left out.But look,Ill share as much of my money with you as you want,as long as my parents are okay with it.In fact,I could give you so much you'd be rich too!!!"He said.Mai's face brightened."Really!!"She said.Rex nodded.She was about to kiss him,but saw he looked sad."What?"She asked."But,Do you really think youd want to?You might leave me on the streets!!!!"He said.But he knew that was impossible,for he was so filthy rich nothing could take it away.Mai shrugged."Who cares,at least one of us will be rich!!!!"She said.Rex sighed."Your selfish,did you know that?"He asked.Mai was hurt."Well,so are you."She said,in a calm voice.Rex didn't continue the conversation.He simply got out of the pool and wrapped a towel around himself."Did I hurt your feelings?"Mai asked.Rex laughed and shook his head."No!!!I just got out because I didn't wanna get a cold!!!"Mai nodded and got out too."We should call Kaiba."She said.Rex didn't know why."Do you LIKE HIM?"He asked.Mai shook her head with a mad look and stashed her cell phone."Where are we supposed to change?"She asked.Rex stopped in his tracks.He haden't thought of that.

"HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Weevil yelled,because nobody was listining to him.They were all talking about seeing Starwars episode 2:attack of the clones.He was the only one who haden't seen it.Bones,Kaiba and Mokuba weren't listening."And then,Yoda fought the-"Mokuba said.But Weevil cut them off."GUYS!!!"He yelled."I found a little pond with some friendly fishies in it.They want to see you."Bones stared at him."Weevil,for one thing,fishes cant talk.For another,those are Piranahs.What they mean by PLAY is to bite your finger off."He said.Weevil nodded."We are leaving Weevil out."said Kaiba."Hey Weevil,come join us."Weevil walked over."Let's go look at the fishes."He said.Everyone got up to go and look at the fishies.Weevil stuck his hand in."Here,little fishies."He said.One came up.He was about to grab it when it clasped onto his finger."OOWWCHHHHH!!!"He hollered,in serious pain.He jerked his hand out of the water and began to swing it."Keep your hand still and the fish above water!!!"Bones said,frantically."The fish will suffocate!!!"Weevil kept his hand still even though he could feel the fish's jaws digging deeper into his flesh by the second."ow!Ow!!OW!!!"Weevil yelled."When will it let go?"Bones thought."Right about.... now."He said,as the fish dropped to the ground.Weevil's hand was fillayed,and bleeding everywhere."Im so glad your very smart and have an IQ of 200!!!"Weevil said to Bones."Here,take a mint leaf to wrap it in.They preserve things better."Bones said.He handed him a mintleaf.Kaiba was stunned."Weevil!!!!How could you be so DUMB?!Bones had told you it was a PIRANAH!!!!!!!They tear you up!!!!"He said.Weevil felt dumb."Don't worry,Weevil."Mokuba said."I once thought a bird was an alligator,and I tried to hug it.If it werent for Seto,I would have gotten my head chomped off."Weevil was suspicious."How OLD were you?"He asked.Mokuba scuffled a foot."2."He said.Weevil did the 'duh' sign."Let's not get mean."Bones said."We're gonna have to be here a long time looking for Victor,and AAAH!!!"A bee flew past him."KILL IT!!"He shouted,and hid behind Splotch.Weevil looked at him like he was mad."KILL?A BUG?Your kidding,right?"He grabbed the bee.It stung him.He didn't even flinch."If Im right,that bee just STUNG you."Kaiba said.Weevil shrugged."Immune.Im also immune to the poisen.All it does is swell."He said.Kaiba nodded.He himself was so allergic to bees that he would almost die if he were stung by one.Weevil killed the bee and shoved it in his pocket with the butterfly."But I thought you said not to kill them?"Bones said.Wee shrugged."This is for a good cause."He explained."I need this African Blue Eyes for my collection."Kaiba's eyes bulged."A-African BLUE EYES????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"He screeched,throwing a good 20 exclamation points into it."But those are so deadly the'll kill you INSTANTLY!!Weve got to get outta here!!!"He jumped onto Splotch."Get on!!!!"He said to the other three."One problem...."Mokuba said."There's not enough ROOM for 4 people."Kaiba thought."We'll have to split up again."He said.Bones and Mokuba were about to go off together."NO!!"He boomed.They both stopped in there tracks."Because me and Weevil are 15,and you are only children,you can't go together.Umm..................."He thought about how to pair them."Mokuba,you go with Weevil."Mokuba groaned."but I HATE Weevil."He complained."Well too bad."Kaiba said.Mokuba and Wee walked off."I don't wanna come with you."Bones said."Your a rich snob."Kaiba laughed."And like Mokuba isn't?"He asked."Mokuba may be rich but he's not a snot nosed brat like you."Bones answered.

"~Put it in the oven for Rex and me!!!~"Rex sang."Shut up!!!"Mai said."I don't wanna have to put up with you today!!!Act normal!!!"That hurt Rexie's feelings.So,he sang this."~There was a farmer had a hog and MAI was it's name-o!!~"Mai turned around."You bit$%!!!"she said.She slapped him across his face."Don't slap me!"Rex said."I am very handsome!!If you slap me,Ill be ugly!!!"Mai rolled her eyes."You have an ugly attitude."She mumbled."Now stop acting crazy and come on."Rex dragged his feet along the ground."~Hey Mr.Nicker Nocker...~" "SHUT UP!!!!!" Mai shouted,finally losing her patience.(If she had any.)She slapped him six times as hard as she could.When she was done,his cheeks were bright red."Your mean!!!"Rex said."You made me get broken blood vessels in my face!!!They won't come out for a while!You have RUINED my perfect face!!!ARGGGGGGHH!!!"All Mai could do was laugh.So,Rex slugged her across her ugly raccoon big nosed face."RAH!!!"She yelled."Boys aren't supposed to hit girls like me!"Rex shrugged."Do you think Im gonna let you beat up on ME without me taking a stand or something?"He said.Mai got up and dusted herself off."Sorry,Rex.I'll never slap you like that again."She said.Rex apoligized too. "Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!OHOHOHOHOH!!!A BLUEJAY!!!"Rex screamed.He ran over,and before it could do anything he grabbed it.He grabbed it in that position where you pin there wings down."Look how cute it is!"He said.Mai screamed."Rex,put that down!!The last thing I want is you getting miningitus or worse,lice!" Rex put it down.But he picked up a nice squirly,which bit his hand and scampered off."We need to find Kaiba."Mai said."I wish I haden't of came with you.I need a break!!"She sat down. "Sorry."Rex said."Im just a little nutzo today.Im usually very nice." Mai looked up at him like he was just lies."I don't beleive you."She said.

"Why not?" "Because your always nutzy coocoo!!!!!!" "Am not!!" "Are too!" "Am NOT!!!" "Are TOO!!!" "You WIN!!!" "COOL!!!" They both shut up.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!AAAAH!!!AAAAAH!!!AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"Bones hollered.A bird had just landed in front of them."Shut up!!"Kaiba said."It's just a stupid bird!!" "Correction!"Bones stuttered,"A SCARY bird!!!It's a raven!!!It gives people bad luck!!" Kaiba rolled his eyes."Im not that easy to fool.Your just a supersticious nutcase!!!" Bones didn't like being called a nutcase."That's it!!!"He said,jumping off the horse."Im not MOVING until you call Weevil and tell him to come here and take me with him because your so mean!!!I saved your life,remember?!And you and Rex never respect me!!"Kaiba realized this was true."B-But Bones....."He said,opening his diary and turning to one page.Bones read it.It said:

Dear Diary, Today I met a new friend.His name is Bones. He is very nice.I am very grateful of him because he saved me and my good friend Rex from his boss's attack dogs.But,stupid,ungrateful Rex doesen't appreciate him!!I feel like popping off Rex's sorry little head. -Seto Kaiba

Bones gasped.But not because of the caring part."Rex doesen't like me?"He said."Well,the only people that matter to me are Mokuba,you,and my other friends.He's not my friend.He's not Mokuba's either.That's why I hate him!!!"Kaiba knew him and Mokuba were best friends."Maybe I should call Weevil!!"Kaiba said."We were better together,and Im sure your unhappy because your not with your friend." Kaiba picked up his cell phone.He dialed Weevil.Mokuba answered."Hello,SETO?!"He asked.You could tell he was infuriated."What's wrong with YOU?!"Kaiba asked,Mokuba's bad mood rubbing off on him.Bones was gasping at thier hard words."Well,Seto,Weevil isn't the best traviling partner!!!He WHINES,and he WHINES,and he WONT QUIT WHINING!!!!!!!HECK,HE WHINES MORE THAN I DO!!!!"Mokuba griped.Bones just walked over to pet the horse.

Mokuba finally hung up from being griped at."What happened?"Wee asked.Mokuba sighed."Seto woulden't let me talk to Bones!!He said we have to stay where we are because he's picking us up."Weevil nodded and sat down."I can't wait to get rid of you..."He mumbled."What was that?"Mokuba asked.Weevil clasped a hand over his mouth.Mokuba was still suspicious."I wanted to talk to Bones!!!"Mokuba whined."It's not FAIR!!!I really hate Seto sometimes."Weevil's eyes widened and he stared at Mokuba."You love your brother!!!"He said.Mokuba nodded."Yes,I do.But sometimes it's hard to show it.Like when he makes me clean my room.I HATE cleaning my room.And he yells and screams at me sometimes.But if a servent or someone else is around,he blames it on them."He said.Weevil nodded,and pointed."Look,there he is now!!!With Bones!!"He said.Bones ran over to Mokuba,and showed him something.It was a rock that was pretty and smooth."Isn't it neat?"Bones asked."I picked it up on our way here.I was about to throw it at Kaiba but it was too pretty so I kept it."Mokuba nodded."Yes!!!It's really nice!!!"Bones put it in his Blossom doll's shoe."Where's your pikachu doll?"Bones asked.Mokuba sighed and pointed to Weevil."Weevil's addicted to it."He said.Kaiba was trying to pry it away from him."That's not YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!"He screeched.He finally got it."MY PIKACHU!!!"Mokuba cried as it ripped in half.He was sad."It's all your fault!!"kaiba said to Weevil.Weevil was also sad that it was ripped."Um....Here..."Bones said to Mokuba."You can hold my Blossom....."Mokuba slapped it away."I want my Pikachu,not your dumb old Powerpuff girl!"He griped.Bones teared up."This isn't a dumb old Powerpuff Girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"He shouted."It's very nice!Kaiba spent money on me,so I appreciate it!!!"Kaiba was happy to hear that Bones liked it that much."I HATE MY LIFFFE!!!"Mokuba cried.Kaiba had gotten use to his fits."Hey,Mokuba!!!How about you shut up for one second of your so called horrible life!!"He said.Bones grabbed both halfs of the pikachu.He thought quick.He grabbed a big clob of mud and tried to stick it back together."Here,Mokuba!!!!!!!"He said.Mokuba grabbed it.The back half fell to the ground.He threw the front half at Bones and began his infernal crying again."Oh no.."Bones said."This isn't good...."Just then,a pikachu doll just like Mokuba's came sailing in front of them.Mokuba grabbed it."My pikachu!"He said,and hugged it.Bones noticed something odd about the doll.On it's tail,in permanent marker,was the initials B.K.

Rex and Mai were looking for a stick.I don't know why."I found one.....wait,it's a branch!"Rex said.Mai grabbed it and smacked him on the head with it."Idiot."She said.Then she threw it.Rex was puzzled."And what was that all about?"He asked.Mai shrugged."I don't know.I just felt like smacking you."Rex sighed.He noticed a human figure cooming."Mai,someoines coming to kill us........................................."He said.He then focused his eyes better."ALISON JONES!"He screeched.Mai looked worried."What?!You broke all your bones!911!911!!!"Rex smacked his head."No,I said ALISON JONES!"He repeated.Mai stood still."That's even worse!!"She said.Rex nodded."Hey!!!Is that you,Rex!!"She yelled.Rex walked up to her."Hi............."He said.Mai ran up."Oh,pleased to meet your equantince.Im his GIRLFRIEND,imphasis on the word girlfriend."She said.Alison nodded.She didn't look dissapointed."Rex,im here for that hat you borrowed from me!!!"Rex remembered Mai had ruined his hat."It's not with me right now...."He said.The girl got a horrid look on her face."REX RAPTOR,IF I DON'T GET MY HAT BACK RIGHT NOW I'LL...."She shut up when she saw what Rex was holding out to her.It was........1,000,000 dollars."Take this and go away."He said.The girl gladly took the money.She was about to leave,but pointed."AHHH!!!IS THAT PERSON DEAD?!"She asked,pointing.Bones was.............sleeping on the ground by a tree."Bones?"rex said.Bones's eyes remained closed."Bones,wake up from that slumber!"Mai said.Bones's eyes were still closed."BONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Rex yelled.Bones rolled over.His eyes were still closed."I give."Mai said.Alison threw a pinecone at him.He opened one eye."WHOEVER THREW THIS AT ME IS IN FOR THE BEATING OF THERE LIFE!!!!!!"He yelled,turning hideous.Alison was startled."What is THAT?"She asked.Bones pouted."PLease don't say that....."Bones said."Im not ugly......"Bones turned back cute."Bones,maybe people woulden't say you were ugly if you didn't get all screwed up and pinch faced when your mad!!!"Rex said.Bones scuffled a foot."I didn't particularly say he was ugly."Alison said."He just startled me because of that look on his face.He is actually very cute."Bones stuck his tounge out at Rex.Then,Mokuba showed up."Bones,what were you doing sleeping away from us?!"He asked.Bones shrugged."I wanted too!"He said."Mokuba,where's Kaiba?And Weevil?"Mai asked.Mokuba pointed.They were coming."Hello,Rex.Hello,Mai.Hello.........WHOA!"Kaiba said.He was drooling on spot. "What's the matter with....................SETO KAIBA?!THAT"S SETO KAIBA!"Alison yelled.Rex nodded at her like she was dumb."of course!didn't you know he's one of my best friends?"He asked.Alison shook her head and walked over to Kaiba."I beleive you were leaving when I came?"Mokuba said."That's my big brother and he doesen't like girls."But Kaiba wasen't acting mad."I like this one."He said.Mokuba gasped."But Seto!"He said."You didn't even like that one popstar that came to our house!!!"But Kaiba wasen't listening."Hey,you hooker!"Mai said to the girl."Leave us alone!!!Your unwanted!!!"The snobby girl held up her nose,and strutted away.(Or rather rode on a horse away.)Everyone was relieved."Hey,guesss what?!"Wee said."What?"Kaiba said."My house isn't too far away!We can go and crash for the night!!"Everyone except for Bones and Mokuba thought this was a great idea."But it seems boring!!!"Mokuba said."And I hate going into places with bugs all over it!"This hurt Weevil's feelings."But,Mokuba!!!"Mai said."Weevil has alot of things!He has a petting zoo,a swimming pool,a ball pen,a playground,room service,everything!!"Mokuba didn't look surprised."So do we!!!We have 103 rooms,a 20 room petting zoo,a hotel,a library,a theater,a 2 acre swimming pool,a 5 room ball pen,a huge playground,and lots of servants!Not to mention room service!"He said.Mai blinked."Uve got him horribly spoiled."Mai mumbled.Weevil wanted to go home for a night."Comn guys,please?"He pleaded at Bones and Mokuba.Bones shook his head."I hate bugs!"He said.Then Rex came up with something."You know what?There children.We don't have to listen to them!"Everyone agreed,and began walking without them.They soon ran and caught up.

"This is my house!!!"Weevil said.In front of them was a huge mansion.It had a huge lawn.It was fancy and had pearls surrounding the door and a sidewalk lined by emeralds."Oh my gosh!!!"Bones said."I wish I had this kind of money!!!"(He did,but noone except for Rexie and Mai knew.)They walked inside."If you need to find a room,"He said,"Look on that digital map over there."(You know,the little things that show you how a room looks and where it's at?)"This is a cool thing!!!"Mai said."I wish I lived like all of you do,but I unfortunatly can't."Bones blinked."What?"He asked."Did you find out about-that-from Rex?"Mai nodded.Bones made strangling motions at Rex."Kaiba,Mokuba,or Wee didn't seem to care."What's this?"Mokuba asked,pointing to a bug.Weevil almost had a heart attack."That's a LIVE brown recluse!!!"He said."Don't touch it!!If it bites you,you'll die withen a period of 2 HOURS!!!!!!"Mokuba jerked his hand away as quick as he could."Weevil,I think you should kill that thing."Kaiba said."Your the boss."Wee said,and he pounded it with his fist.Kaiba was startled."If it's that dangerous,why did you touch it?"He asked.Wee shrugged."Life is wierd."He said."Now,Im kindly going to bed.Choose your own room."He clunked up the stairs."Oh!Oh!"Mai said."I pick the one with the tub and insince in it!!"Rex didn't wanna sleep with her that night.She was getting annoying.(Not that he actually slept in a bed with her.)He picked a room that had dinosaurs on the wallpaper."I WANNA SLEEP IN THE BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Bones screamed."I can't stand these BUGS!There so nasty and scary and creepy and DISCUSTING!"Kaiba shook his head."No one is sleeping in the backyard!!!"He said.Bones pouted."Okay."He said."I don't LIKE any of these rooms."Kaiba smiled."Good!"He said."Because you and Mokuba are sleeping in a room with me!"Bones was okay with that."Cool.I get scared at night."He said.Kaiba rolled his eyes."We're sleeping in..................................the fairy room.Don't ask me why."So,they walked up into the room."But theres only one BED!"Mokuba said.Kaiba smiled."I know."He said."Your sleeping in the middle."Mokuba almost had a heart attack."Oh,geez!Do you mean it?"He asked.Kaiba nodded."oh................"Mokuba groaned,grabbing a pillow and slamming it down."Im gonna go and change into my pajamas."He said.So did Bones.But Kaiba wanted to sleep in his clothes.Don't ask me why.When they came out,Kaiba almost burst out laughing."What is that?"He asked,pointing to Bones's pajamas."Don't laugh!!!"He said.They were blue with pink smiley clouds on them.They were footys."HAHAHAHA!"Kaiba said."You look so stupid!!"Bones's face went bright red and he ran into the bed and layed down by Mokuba.He quickly covered his self up with the blanket."Bones,you don't look too ridiculous!!"Mokuba said.Bones popped his head out from under the blankets."Kaiba thinks so."He said.Kaiba was pointing and laughing at him.He sat up and wrapped a blanket around himself."Are you a....private person?"Kaiba asked.Bones didn't answer."Youve just gotten me in a bed mood."Bones said.Mokuba hated it when he was in a bad mood.He was mean,selfish,horrible,and arrogant."Lets just go to sleep."He said.Bones dropped down and immedeantly started to sleep.Kaiba was still changing."Seto,what are you DOING in there?!"Mokuba asked."Just a sec!"Kaiba called out.He then came out in a pajama's set."Ha!You look funny."Mokuba said.Bones cleared his throat,signaling for them to be a little quieter.They both went to sleep.

Rex was sitting up,still watching British comendys.He was the only one ever awake at 2:00 in the morning.He was watching 'My Hero.'He turned it off,and was about to go to bed when he heard something outside."Huh?"He said.He looked out the window in his room.He saw a shadow moving across the lawn."It must be Weevil."He thought.He walked to where Weevil was sleeping.Weevil was asleep in bed.So was Mai,Kaiba,Mokuba and Bones.He heard a window shatter."Oh.Lord!"He screamed."Weevil,wake up!"Weevil stirred."WEEVIL!"He tried,once more.Weevil snapped awake."What?"He asked."I heard a window shatter in this house!!And there was a shadow moving across the lawn."Rex said.Weevil sat up and put his glasses on."Oh no."He said."Mom and Dad will be back from vacation soon and the windows broken!!"Rex snarled."You retard!You shoulden't be worried about the window,you should be worried about whoever is in this house!"He said.Weevil finally realized."Could it be Victor?"He asked.Rex thought it was,maybe even knew."We should wake up Mai."Rex said.He ran into Mai's room."Mai!Mai!"He said."Dangit,Rex!Can't I get my beauty sleep?"Mai asked.Rex sighed."If you don't wake up,I'll rip your clothes to shreds!"Mai jumped up."What do you want now?"She asked.Rex explained in a voice so fast not even Yankees could understand."Rex,say that to where I can understand it."Mai said.So Rex did."Oh my god!!!We've got to wake up Kaiba!"But Kiaba was already awake."What?"He said,in a mad voice."I was having a nice dream."Mai didn't care.She explained what Rex had saw.Kaiba pulled out his walkie talkie and handed it to Rex."Why do I always have to be the one to do this?"Rex asked."Just shut up and make the call!"Weevil said.So Rex did.They heard a vase break and the cat yowl."Yipes!I'm gonna go see what that was........"Kaiba said.He slowley walked down the hall,and heard the dog whimper.Then something hit his mind.BONES AND MOKUBA WERE STILL IN BED!!!!He ran all the way to his room.Bones and Mokuba were sitting up,and looked scared.The cat layed decapetated on the floor,and the dog was all bloody but still alive.The vase was broken and the whole room trashed."Oh my gosh!!!"Kaiba said."What happened in here?"Bones gulped."A man with a knife came in and started trashing this room!!!He was about to kill us but I scared him."He said.Kaiba was somewhat thankful of Bones's scary face."Get out of bed!!!"Kaiba said."He could be hiding under the bed or something,ready to stab one of you!!!"It was funny how fast they both jumped out of the bed.He heard Mai's blood curtling screech."What?What!?"He asked,running down the hall joined by Mokuba and Bones.Mai pointed to a dead gerbil on the floor."Creamy!No!"Weevil said."She was my favirate gerbil!"They heard another room close to them getting trashed."Im getting out of this house!"Bones said."I don't wanna die!Im to young to die!!!"He was about to run but Kaiba caught him by the hood."No!!!There could be more people outside,waiting to kill us!We should call the police!!!"Mai picked up her cell phone,and dialed 911.She began explaining what was happening.Rex walked down the hall checking to room."Trashed...Trashed....Trashed.....csray looking man with a knife.....trashed....."He said.Rex then perked up and ran back to the scary looking man room."Guys!!Look!"He said.The scary looking man was killing gerbils one by one.The squeek was almost sad.ALMOST.Mai screamed and grabbed a steak knife.But,the man wasen't moving.He was on the floor....bloody.They walked in.It wasen't Victor,it was Bandit Kieth!!!!"Boss!!!What happened to you?"Bones asked."I came in here because I saw a man come in.I tracked him down and tried to kill him,but he shot at me and ran out."Bandit Kieth said.Bones gasped."He shot you?!"He asked.Bandit Kieth sat up."No,he didn't shoot me,but he nearly did.This blood is his blood.I glazed him with a bullet and then he ran out.I was laying on the floor because....I don't know."He said.Bones was taken aback that Bandit Kieth would even care about him.Bones had beaten him to a bloody pulp!!!"Boss,why did you try to save us after what I did to you?"He asked.Bandit Kieth shrugged."I just wanted to be important,I guess."He said,and jumped out the window."Strange..."Mokuba said."Do you think He could be the killer?"Bones felt like killing him. Mai called the police and said it was a false alarm.Then,Mokuba remembered something."Bones!!Remember when you smeared Bandit Kieth's head into that miningitus horse?"He asked.Bones nodded."Then,that killer could be Bandit Kieth!!!With Miningitus,your brain bleeds!!!"Bones hated to admit Mokuba could be right."But he didn't look sick to me."Weevil said.He had a point."We'll find out soon enough."Kaiba said."But for now,Im so freakin tired that Im about to clapse to my knees!!!!!"He yawned and went into his room."Weevil,how about you get me some water."Mai said.Weevil shrugged and ran into the bathroom."Here."He said,then mumbled,"Anything to get you away from that trashwad Rex Raptor." "WHAT!?"Rex said."Did you just say my name?!"Weevil shook his head."No." "Are you sure?I thought I heard you say it.I think Im going mad." "I guess so." "Aw well,I knew I'd get there some day." "Rex,come on!!!"Mai said.Rex mumbled as he followed her.Mokuba had followed Kaiba,so now it was only Weevil and Bones standing in the hall."Do you think he's still in here?"Weevil asked.Bones shook his head."But if he is....ILL TWIST HIS ARM UNTIL IT POPS OUT OF SOCKET AND THROW HIM INTO A DUMPSTER!!!!!"He yelled.It was quiet. "Hey,could you keep it down?"They finally heard Kaiba yell from his room. "Im goin' to bed."Bones said."I hope you have horrible nightmares."He walked to his room. Weevil blinked for a moment."What a JERK!"He exclaimed.He went to his room.

In the morning,Kaiba was the first up.He was watching 'Andromeda.'It was getting really exciting when Bones walked in."Let me watch Powerpuff Girls!!!"He said."It's an all new episode!!!!" Kaiba calmly said,"Well this Andromeda is also all new.Weevil has more then one T.V!" "But I like this one!!!" "So do I!!!" Bones was mad."Come on!!!This is stupid stuff!!!Just let me watch Powerpuff Girls!!" Kaiba shunned him."Well,Powerpuff Girls isn't too bright either!!!!I mean,Chemical X!!!!No such thing!!!And making girls out of sugar,spice,everything nice and chemical X is biologically impossible!!!!" "So!!!!That's what makes it fun to watch!!!" "Why watch it if it isn't real?!" "Andromeda isn't real!!!" Kaiba paused."Go away,you brat.I'm watching my show.That's that!!!" "I WANNA WATCH POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!I WANNA WATCH POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!I WANNA WATCH POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!I WANNA WATCH POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!I-" "STIFLE IT!!!!!!!!" Bones blinked."Let me watch Powerpuff Girls!%^&^$^!!!" Kaiba was surprised at his dirty mouth."Im watching this.Sorry."He said.Just then,The T.V flashed to the news."We inturrupt the rest of this program for a speech by our president!!"It said. Kaiba groaned."No!!!NO NO NO NO NO!!!!"He said."Yes!"Bones said.He grabbed the remote and changed it.There was some dumb show."What?!this is supposed to be Powerpuff Girls!"He said."#%^#&^%!!&%&(%&*(!!!" All Kaiba could do was laugh."You shut up."Bones said."I'll beat you to death with a baseball bat if you don't." "Ohh!!Im scared!!!"Kaiba sarcastically said.Bones grabbed Weevil's favirate golf club.He raised it.But Kaiba was so much taller and stronger then Bones,he just plucked the bat from his grasp."Hey!!!"Bones said."If you beat me with that,Ill call Child Protective Services!!!" "If you beat ME up,Ill call elderly abuse!!!Or teenager abuse!!!!Or whatever it's called!!!" "Child Protective Services."Bones said."Or,Juvenile Protective Services.What is your IQ?2?HA!!!" Kaiba didn't like to be called stupid.He was actually very smart."Ill have you know I have an IQ of 205!!!!" Bones blinked.That was 5 points higher then his IQ.Just then,Rex and Mai walked in."Good Morning!!!"Rex said.Bones and Kaiba said nothing.They were both too mad."What's the matter with you?"Mai asked.Bones growled."I would have gotten to see Powerpuff Girls if it weren't for this chump."He said.Mai nodded."I see...."She said.She changed the channel to Oxygen."I wanna watch Walking With Dinosaurs!!"Rex said.Mai shook her head."No.I was watching this first.Sorry,Rex!!!"She said.Rex groaned.He mumbled something."Rex!!What did you just say?"She asked.Rex shrugged."I have to...use the bathroom."Mai said.She ran up to the bathroom."Strange....."Rex said."Ever since...then......she's been up there all morning!!!" "Since when?"Kaiba asked. "nothing."Rex said.Bones was having a sneaking suspicion that........never mind.You probley know what I mean.It starts with an 's'. "Rex!!!Did you and Mai......?"Bones asked.Rex nodded."rubber?"Bones asked.Rex shook his head. Bones and Kaiba exchanged glances."Holy cow.......!"Kaiba said."To think your my friend!!!" Then Mokuba came down."Why is Mai throwing up in the bathroom?"He asked.Rex's eyes widened."Oh god!!!!!MAI!!!"He screeched,running up the stairs.Weevil fell down the stairs. "I was justa.........LET'S HAVE BREAKFAST!!!!!!" Everyone agreed to have breakfast. Bones and Mokuba were squishing there grapefruits."Agh!!!!My eye!!!!"Kaiba said.He grabbed Mokuba's grapefruit away.Bones gave Mokuba his grapefruit.Kaiba bent down."BONES!!!IF YOU DON"T STOP BEING A BRAT,I'LL- "Bones grabbed some of his hair and yanked."Ahhh!!!"Kaiba yelled."Im never putting gel in my hair again." Bones threw a fork at him,pinning his sleeve to the wall."AHHHGGHHH!!!!"Kaiba yelled."If he would have missed,I would have gotten skewered!" Rex and Mai came into the kitchen.Mai looked fine."Uh....what's gotten into you?"Kaiba asked."One minute your puking your guts up,and the next you look fine?" Rex sighed."Me and Mai think we might have......crossed..."He said. "What?What does that mean?"Kaiba asked. "Genepools!Crossing!!!" "Huh?" "She's PG!!!!!!" Kaiba shut up."Oh,I see...........REX IS IN TROUBLE!!!REX IS IN TROUBLE!!!" Weevil handed the phone to Rex."If you call them,they won't sound as mad."He said. Rex gulped and dialed the number. "Mom?I wanted to say.....I....."He began. "Oh,is this Rex?Hello!!!!What a nice surprise!!!!" Kaiba silently pushed the 'Speaker phone' button.Everyone snickered. "Well,I wanted to say that I...made the same mistake twice...." "Oh?You forgot to have David clean your room?Ill ask him." "No,not that.I crossed.....getting results this time...." He could hear his mother gasp as she told his father."REX!!!!WHEN YOU COME HOME,YOULL STAY IN YOUR ROOM UNTIL YOUR TWENTY FIVE!!AND WHATEVER SLUT DID THIS,IM TELLING HER PARENTS!!!!LET ME GUESS,IT WAS MAI?!" "Yes." "COME HOME RIGHT THIS INSTANT,YOUNG MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kaiba hit the speaker phone button again to turn it off as Rex hung up. "Oh,Geez...."Rex said."I don't think Im ever gonna go home." "Well,if you don't,the police will track you down."Bones said. "Well,mothers so mad at me she won't care if I ever come home."Rex sighed. Weevil laughed.Rex socked him."Hey guys!!!Come here!!!"Mokuba shouted,looking out the window.There was an ambulance racing down the street."Huh?I wonder what happened?"Kaiba said."It looks like it's coming from north!!" Something hit Bones's mind."Could it be a murder victim?"He said."Agent Bill would know if whoever it is was killed by Victor or not.Rex,phone him." Rex grabbed the walkie talkie."Hello?Agent Bill?"He asked."Did Victor just kill someone?" Agent Bill answered,"No.No victims in the last 3 days.But he's killed over 30 people since his time away from jail." "Alright then."Rex said,Relieved.He thought that was the bad news,and it was over. "But,"Agent Bill began again,"Someone DID get hospitalized for miningutis just a second ago." Everyone saw Rex's eyes widen."Alright....."He said.he hung up. "What?WHAT?"Kaiba asked.Rexie gulped."S-Someone just got hospitalized of Miningitus...."He said. Bones was horrified."Could it be Bandit Kieth?"He asked. Kaiba shrugged."It could be,or it coulden't be.I don't think so,because with miningitus your neck is so stiff you can't move it.He looked fine last night." Bones was releived."Okay...We should go check with the hospital about it."Weevil said."Because it could have been him.If it was,he could be the killer that Rex saw killing gerbils." "I hate hospitals."Bones said."There scary.You can hear people moaning and groaning and coughing and hacking and theres germs everywhere and it's nasty!!!" "Aw well."Kaiba said."Because your coming with us.He's your friend,not ours." Bones groaned.He sounded just like someone he had described. "See!!!"Kaiba said."You shoulden't be complaining about there groaning because you do too!!!!" Bones hated to admit he had a point. "I don't like hospitals either."Rex said.None wanted to put up with him.So they kept there mouths shut. "We're all going,so everyone shut up!!!"Mai said.Kaiba walked into the kitchen and got a brownie.

"Did anyone come in with miningitus today??"Kaiba asked the deskclerk at the hospital.The woman looked at her records.Bones prayed that it wasen't Bandit Kieth."Yes.He's in room 12."She said.She was about to say the name,but they walked off."KAIBA!!!"Mai said."She told us the name!!!But you walked off."She could tell he didn't wanna know. They walked in.Bandit Kieth was in there!!!!!But not in the bed.He was taking someone's lunch orders."Kieth?Since when did you start working here?"Kaiba asked. "Ever since I lost all my money buying medicene."He said.Rex's eyes widened.That means Bandit Kieth wasen't totally off there case.He could have had colerha,or something. "Bandit Kieth,we need to question you!!"Rex said.Bandit Kieth gave the clipboard to another nurse."What?"He asked.They took him outside."Okay!!"kaiba said."You must speak the truth.If you lie,Ill shoot you."Mai slapped him in the arm. "Okay....Why were you buying medicene?"Weevil asked.Bandit Kieth shrugged."Because I wanted to!!!"He said. "Why did you want to?" "Because I was sick!!!" "Sick with what may I ask!?" "Nunya!!!You can't just walk up and demand questions about my life!!!" "Yes I can." "Why?" "Because Im a spy." "Oh." Bones walked up."If I questioned him,he'd answer me easier."He whispered.Weevil nodded and let Bones do it.Weevil scribbled something on a piece of paper and handed it to him.It was the questions he wanted Bones to ask."IM NOT HANDICAPPED,YOU KNOW!!!"Bones said,then cleared his throat. "Okay,um.....Weevil,I cannot read this!!!" Weevil whispered to him what the question was. "Oh....alright.........Sick with what?" "Not telling you anything,because it's not like you need to know!!!" "Yes I do,because you were covered with blood and had a knife in there.If you had something like Miningitus or colerha,you would cough up blood and stuff." "So?" "You could have been the person rampaging through our house!!!!" "I told you why I was in there!!!" "And why should we have beleived you?" Bandit Kieth stopped."I guess....you have a point there...."He said. "so?Sick with What?"Bones demanded. "I don't know." "Yes you do!!How would you know what medicene to take for it?" "Well,Im not stupid.I figured I would take pain medication for the headache,and so on." "But didn't you have to fill a perscription?" "Yes." "So what did you have!!!!!!!!!" "Okay,I had Colerha!" "Oh......" "Now,am I suspected?" "Yes.You just put yourself in hot water." "Oh,darn." "Good job."Rex said."bandit Kieth,We'll be watching for you as a suspect for rampaging through our house." "Okay,Ill tell you for real what I was doing in there."Bandit Kieth said."I was in desperate need of some pain pills,so I was looking through your house." "But what about the killer I saw?"Rex asked."Oh wait....I was drinking last night...." "Oh,and Im sorry about the animals."Bandit Kieth said."I didn't see them.I was using the knife to cut a sandwich;I was hungrey." Everyone felt stupid.