Disclaimer: All of the characters from SW belong to the creator himself, George Lucas, BUT Master Jemi and Padawan Jenika belong to me and my friend, and all of things that you are unfamiliar with.
Jemi continues to chase the Ewok. They run deeper and deeper in the forest as Jenika tries to postpone Darth Tom-is-queer from capturing the creature.
Jenika: *blocks Tom's next move* You're a pretty good lightsaber fighter, yet you're pretty gullible…
Tom-is-queer: *blocks Jenika's move* Gullible? Me? Well look who's talking *runs in the direction of Jemi and Ewok*
Jenika: DAMN IT!! I HATE HIM!! *runs after the Sith.*
Obi-Wan: Oh crap, where are my cheese nips? *Sees Jenika leave* Blast! They left again! *Runs after Jenika* Wait for me!!
Anakin & Padme: Mmmmmmmmm *stop kissing* Huh?
~*~In the forest~*~
Jemi: *stops and is out of breath* come… back… EWOK!
Darth Tom-is-queer: *bumps in to Jemi*
Jemi: WHAT THE HELL!?! GET OFF ME! *Tom and Jemi get back up*
Jenika: *bumps into both of them and they fall* HI, MASTER!
Jemi: Umm... Hi, Jenika…
Obi-Wan: *trips and falls onto the pile of ppl* Why hello! Do YOU know where my CHEESE NIPS are?
Jemi: ARGH!!! Jeez, you are really gettin on my nerves, BUT that's really a good thing cuz attached to ME!!! ^_^
Obi-Wan: o.O Umm... no.
Jemi: Oh.
All of a sudden a net brings the whole group together hanging above the ground.
Everyone:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Jenika: Oh crap bunnies, why me?
Padme: Why are you up there? *finding the whole group stuck together in a net*
Anikan: Hey, hun, watcha doin?
Padme: Looking at them.
Obi-wan: ANI! HURRY UP, ANIKAN AND QUICKLY RELEASE US FROM THIS BLASTED TRAP SO I CAN FIND MY CHEESE NIPS!
Jenika: FREAK YOUR FREAKING CHEESE NIPS JUST GET US OUT OF HERE! DARTH TOM-IS-QUEER SMELLS LIKE DOGGY CRAP!
Tom-is queer: Well for you information that is my perfume!
Jenika: Perfume?
Jemi: Just let us down, babe...
Padme: I'M THE ONLY PERSON THAT CAN CALL HIM BABE!!
Jemi: Sor-rie. Obi-Wan is not only the hottie in the galaxy. ^_^ And besides, you're my idol, even if I'm a Jedi.
Padme: Oh, really? I appreciate that!
Anikan: *keeps glaring at net* Pwetty...
Jemi: Don't worry, I've got his Master.
Obi-Wan: o.O WILL YOU JUST HURRY UP ALREADY?? I'M GETTING HUNGRY!!!
Jemi: IF YOU JUST PIPE DOWN FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR, I'LL BUY A WHOLE ROOM FILLED WITH CHEESE NIPS FOR YOU!!!
Obi-Wan: Really?
Jemi: I promise. ^_^
Anakin: Okie-Dokie I'm bringing you down...*draws lightsaber and cuts net*
Everyone in the net: OWWW!!!
Obi-wan: Oh, force that hurt. *holding his back* Good work, my young padawan… now continue what ever you were doing before.
Anakin: ALL RIGHT!!!!! *Makes out with Padme*
Jemi: Ugh. ~_~
Jenika: Where are we?
Jemi: It looks we're close by the Ewok village. *picks up net* Just look at this net, it was handmade by those little bears.
Tom-is-queer: REALLY? I WANT TO HAVE A TEDDY BEAR!!
Jemi & Jenika: *draws lightsabers*
Jemi: Umm... I think not.
Tom-is-queer: WHY NOT??? I HAVE TO GIVE IT TO MY MASTER SO HE CAN MAKE EVERYONE HOMOSEXUAL!!! *slaps his head*
Jemi: Oooh, so that's his evil plan. *faces to Jenika* Don't let him get near an Ewok.
Jenika: Yes, Master. But, Master.
Jemi: Yes, young one.
Jenika: I just had a thought. Now that we know what is Darth Jim-is-gay's plan to take over the galaxy, we don't have to give an Ewok to Lewmacca, anymore. Right?
Jemi: That's right. *Looks at her padwan*
Jemi & Jenika: OH WELL!!
Jenika: Master, can I ask you one more question?
Jemi: Yes, you may.
Jenika: CAN I PLEASE HAVE AN EWOK AS A PET??? PLEASE??? PLEASE??? PLEASE???
Jemi: Umm... no, because I'm going to have an Ewok.
Jenika: HUH??? WHY???
Jemi: I was thinking that maybe you can ask Lewmacca to have one of his Josh clones.
Jenika: OH MY GOD REALLY??? But wait a minute, aren't we allowed to have possesions?
Jemi: Oh, yeah. Darn.
When Jemi and Jenika were discussing this situation, Darth Tom-is-queer was able to escape and capture an Ewok.
Jemi: Where the hell did that Tom go? *hears a scream from a distance*
Jenika: I think I know where that gayster is.
~*~From the Ewok village~*~
Darth Tom-is-queer was running away from all of the debris that was being thrown at him, by the Ewoks.
Wicket: JA-YUB-YUB!! JA-YUB-YUB!!! JA-YUB-YUB!!!
Darth Tom-is-queer: Wow, who would've believe that I stole the famous Ewok?
Voices from a distance: We can.
Tom-is-queer: Huh? OH SHIT, IT'S THEM!!!
Jenika: You got that right.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MaStEr JeMi: So what will happen to our heroes now??? Will they ever rescue Wicket from the evil Sith, Darth Tom-is-queer?? Will they stop Darth Jim-is-gay's evil plan in time?? Will Anakin and Padme ever stop making out?? Will Obi-Wan ever end eating his Cheese Nips?? Will-
jEnIkA dA jEdI: ALRIGHT JEM THEY GET THE PICTURE!!!!
MaStEr JeMi: Oh. Sorry. ^_^ Will they ever-
jEnIkA dA jEdI: *takes pan and hit on MaStEr JeMi's head* WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY??? Just tune in for the next chp readers, and r/r!!
Jemi continues to chase the Ewok. They run deeper and deeper in the forest as Jenika tries to postpone Darth Tom-is-queer from capturing the creature.
Jenika: *blocks Tom's next move* You're a pretty good lightsaber fighter, yet you're pretty gullible…
Tom-is-queer: *blocks Jenika's move* Gullible? Me? Well look who's talking *runs in the direction of Jemi and Ewok*
Jenika: DAMN IT!! I HATE HIM!! *runs after the Sith.*
Obi-Wan: Oh crap, where are my cheese nips? *Sees Jenika leave* Blast! They left again! *Runs after Jenika* Wait for me!!
Anakin & Padme: Mmmmmmmmm *stop kissing* Huh?
~*~In the forest~*~
Jemi: *stops and is out of breath* come… back… EWOK!
Darth Tom-is-queer: *bumps in to Jemi*
Jemi: WHAT THE HELL!?! GET OFF ME! *Tom and Jemi get back up*
Jenika: *bumps into both of them and they fall* HI, MASTER!
Jemi: Umm... Hi, Jenika…
Obi-Wan: *trips and falls onto the pile of ppl* Why hello! Do YOU know where my CHEESE NIPS are?
Jemi: ARGH!!! Jeez, you are really gettin on my nerves, BUT that's really a good thing cuz attached to ME!!! ^_^
Obi-Wan: o.O Umm... no.
Jemi: Oh.
All of a sudden a net brings the whole group together hanging above the ground.
Everyone:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Jenika: Oh crap bunnies, why me?
Padme: Why are you up there? *finding the whole group stuck together in a net*
Anikan: Hey, hun, watcha doin?
Padme: Looking at them.
Obi-wan: ANI! HURRY UP, ANIKAN AND QUICKLY RELEASE US FROM THIS BLASTED TRAP SO I CAN FIND MY CHEESE NIPS!
Jenika: FREAK YOUR FREAKING CHEESE NIPS JUST GET US OUT OF HERE! DARTH TOM-IS-QUEER SMELLS LIKE DOGGY CRAP!
Tom-is queer: Well for you information that is my perfume!
Jenika: Perfume?
Jemi: Just let us down, babe...
Padme: I'M THE ONLY PERSON THAT CAN CALL HIM BABE!!
Jemi: Sor-rie. Obi-Wan is not only the hottie in the galaxy. ^_^ And besides, you're my idol, even if I'm a Jedi.
Padme: Oh, really? I appreciate that!
Anikan: *keeps glaring at net* Pwetty...
Jemi: Don't worry, I've got his Master.
Obi-Wan: o.O WILL YOU JUST HURRY UP ALREADY?? I'M GETTING HUNGRY!!!
Jemi: IF YOU JUST PIPE DOWN FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR, I'LL BUY A WHOLE ROOM FILLED WITH CHEESE NIPS FOR YOU!!!
Obi-Wan: Really?
Jemi: I promise. ^_^
Anakin: Okie-Dokie I'm bringing you down...*draws lightsaber and cuts net*
Everyone in the net: OWWW!!!
Obi-wan: Oh, force that hurt. *holding his back* Good work, my young padawan… now continue what ever you were doing before.
Anakin: ALL RIGHT!!!!! *Makes out with Padme*
Jemi: Ugh. ~_~
Jenika: Where are we?
Jemi: It looks we're close by the Ewok village. *picks up net* Just look at this net, it was handmade by those little bears.
Tom-is-queer: REALLY? I WANT TO HAVE A TEDDY BEAR!!
Jemi & Jenika: *draws lightsabers*
Jemi: Umm... I think not.
Tom-is-queer: WHY NOT??? I HAVE TO GIVE IT TO MY MASTER SO HE CAN MAKE EVERYONE HOMOSEXUAL!!! *slaps his head*
Jemi: Oooh, so that's his evil plan. *faces to Jenika* Don't let him get near an Ewok.
Jenika: Yes, Master. But, Master.
Jemi: Yes, young one.
Jenika: I just had a thought. Now that we know what is Darth Jim-is-gay's plan to take over the galaxy, we don't have to give an Ewok to Lewmacca, anymore. Right?
Jemi: That's right. *Looks at her padwan*
Jemi & Jenika: OH WELL!!
Jenika: Master, can I ask you one more question?
Jemi: Yes, you may.
Jenika: CAN I PLEASE HAVE AN EWOK AS A PET??? PLEASE??? PLEASE??? PLEASE???
Jemi: Umm... no, because I'm going to have an Ewok.
Jenika: HUH??? WHY???
Jemi: I was thinking that maybe you can ask Lewmacca to have one of his Josh clones.
Jenika: OH MY GOD REALLY??? But wait a minute, aren't we allowed to have possesions?
Jemi: Oh, yeah. Darn.
When Jemi and Jenika were discussing this situation, Darth Tom-is-queer was able to escape and capture an Ewok.
Jemi: Where the hell did that Tom go? *hears a scream from a distance*
Jenika: I think I know where that gayster is.
~*~From the Ewok village~*~
Darth Tom-is-queer was running away from all of the debris that was being thrown at him, by the Ewoks.
Wicket: JA-YUB-YUB!! JA-YUB-YUB!!! JA-YUB-YUB!!!
Darth Tom-is-queer: Wow, who would've believe that I stole the famous Ewok?
Voices from a distance: We can.
Tom-is-queer: Huh? OH SHIT, IT'S THEM!!!
Jenika: You got that right.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MaStEr JeMi: So what will happen to our heroes now??? Will they ever rescue Wicket from the evil Sith, Darth Tom-is-queer?? Will they stop Darth Jim-is-gay's evil plan in time?? Will Anakin and Padme ever stop making out?? Will Obi-Wan ever end eating his Cheese Nips?? Will-
jEnIkA dA jEdI: ALRIGHT JEM THEY GET THE PICTURE!!!!
MaStEr JeMi: Oh. Sorry. ^_^ Will they ever-
jEnIkA dA jEdI: *takes pan and hit on MaStEr JeMi's head* WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY??? Just tune in for the next chp readers, and r/r!!