Chapter ten
"Okay."Said Bones,"I beleive your innocent."Bandit Kieth was relieved."Good."He said."Now I can do this without getting jailput."Bones had no idea what he meant.All the sudden,Bandit Kieth socked him in his turned-up nose."Ouch!!!What was that for?"Bones asked."Because you always beat me up,and smeared me into that Miningitus horse!!!!"Kieth said.He then coughed blood on Bones 3 times and walked off."Oh,yucky!!!"Bones said."Now Im all slimy with blood."Weevil handed him a tissue."This won't work!!!"Bones said."It's a Bounty paper towel!!!The commercials say they work,but they don't!!!" Weevil nodded and began looking for something.He finally came back with a towel.Bones wiped himself off."What a discust wad."He said."Coughing blood onto people.Pa-lease!!" Kaiba was about to say something,but then spied Rex and Mai.They were making out like crazy."Stop it!!!"He said."That's already gotten you too far once!!!" They both ceased there making out.Weevil was spying on people in thier rooms."Haha!!!You have Lukemia!!!!"He said to someone after reading thier clipboard."Weevil Underwood!!!Stop that!!"Kaiba said."How would you like it if you had Lukemia and someone made fun of you!!" Weevil thought. "Mokuba!!!!Stop playing in the gown closet!!!We're leaving!!!!"Mokuba groaned.Bones was being perfect."Is there something WRONG with you?"Kaiba asked.Bones shook his head.Kaiba shrugged.Everyone began to leave Bones.Bones didn't realize until they were almost out the door."You jerks!!!"He said."I hate you!!!" Everyone let it roll off there back."I can beat you all up!!!" Kaiba sighed."You coulden't beat me up if you TRIED!!!"He said. "Wanna bet?" "Heck!Your not even 4 feet tall!!I could pound the ground and you'd go flying!!" Bones shut up.
They soon reached Wee's house again."I want another Brownie!!!"Kaiba said.He didn't know why,but he seemed attached to the brownies."Seto,your gonna get fat from all those brownies!!!"Mokuba said.Kaiba didn't care.He had to have more!!!!!Bones split one apart."Uh oh.........."He said,tossing it into the trash."What?"Mokuba said. "These browines seem to have Tobacco in them!!!!It's very wrong to eat tabacco!!"Bones said. Kaiba paused."Weevil!!!These are drugged up brownies!!!" "What brownies?"Weevil asked.Kaiba pointed."Strange......"Weevil said."I didn't make any brownies!!!"Kaiba knew this was strange."Then.....what's this?"He asked. Meanwhile,Mai was eating everything in sight."Mai!Goodness sakes!!"Rex said."Your eating like a pig!!!"Bones and Mokuba were sitting at the table.Bones was showing Mokuba something.They were acting quiet about it.Kaiba glanced over.It was a chick."bones?Where did that come from?"Kaiba asked.Bones was startled. "Um........I don't know."Bones said,throwing it out the window.It splattered down below. Bones yawned."Im tired....."He said."I think Im gonna go to sleep."He walked over to the couch in the sunroom and layed down on it.He closed his eyes.Mai covered him up with a blanket.She was eating an apple while doing it.Rex sat by Bones's feet and turned on the T.V.He flipped it to The Powerpuff Girls."Bones!Wake up!"He said.Mai frowned."Rex!!Leave Bones alone!!He didn't have any sleep last night."Rexie groaned and watched it.He turned it up 3 times too loud."Rex!"Mai scolded.Rex turned it down.Weevil and Kaiba were talking about things. Mokuba was whining."Mokuba!!!!How about you take a nap,like Bones is?Be a good little boy for once."Mokuba pouted.He didn't want to take a nap."Im bored!!!"He said,and crossed his arms.This made poor Weevil sad."um.....We can go swimming!!!?"He said.Mokuba jumped up and down."Can we?"He asked.Kaiba thought a bit,and nodded."Yay!!!"Mokuba said.Everyone changed into thier swimsuits."Is it okay if I swim?"Mai asked."We suspect I'm pregnant...." Weevil nodded."Yes,it's okay.It won't hurt the baby unless you ran into something."Mai nodded,still a little scared.They all walked out to the pool."What about Bones?"Mokuba asked."Why didn't you wake him up?" "Because he cannot swim and he doesen't like showing his body to other people.He's so thin you can see the outlines of his ribcage."Kaiba said.Mokuba nodded,a little discusted. "It's very hot...."Weevil said."And there are wild dogs around here.....do you think.....they might have let out there wastes in here?" Kaiba didn't care.He was going so crazy from not having any tabacco he just jumped right in. "It feels great!!!"He said.Everyone else came in.Mokuba had to stay in the shallow end because he coulden't swim very well. Rex and Mai were.......making out.Kaiba and Weevil played with the diving sticks.Soon,Bones walked out."Why did you leave me in there all alone?"He asked,rubbing an eye.He had a long T-shirt on.He wanted to swim."You wanna swim?"Kaiba asked.Bones nodded."Then come in!!!"Kaiba finished.Bones grabbed a swimring and got into it."hey Kaiba!!"Weevil said.He had to squint to see because he had to swim without his glasses on.He had gotten all 9 diving sticks in one go.Kaiba clapped."Let me try!!!" Wee threw all the diving sticks around the pool,and Kaiba held his breath and dived to get the closest one.Everyone except for Rex and Mai were watching.And you know what Rex and Mai were doing.Kaiba came up with 6."You need some practice."Weevil said.He muttered on about how good he was."Aaw,well!!!"Kaiba said."At least I didn't get to cheat and come up for two breaths of air because I can't see!!!!I can hold it longer then you!!" Weevil hated to admit this was true."I cant wear my glasses in water!I'd have to have perscription goggles,which isn't even a real product." Kaiba rolled his eyes."Mai!!"He called.Mai payed no attention. "Mai!!!"He tried again.She kept at her making out with Rex. "MAI!!" Mai's head turned."What do you want?"She asked. "Can you get Weevil's glasses?"Kaiba asked.Mai got them and threw them to Weevil."I cannot wear them in water!!!"He said.But he put them on his face anyway."Hey!!!"Rex said,pointing at Bones.Bones's eyes were closed,he was going to sleep in the swimring."Let's give him a scare."He said.Everyone agreed.Except Mokuba.But he said nothing to Bones.Kaiba swam up and slipped the swimring off of Bones.Bones's head went under for a second,then popped back up."ACK!!!YOU IDIOT!!!YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME!!!!"He said,grabbing onto the swim ring.Everyone except Mokuba laughed at poor Bones.Kaiba ripped the swimring away from him."AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*blurb*" Bones's head went under.Everyone laughed.But,when he popped back up he didn't look to happy.He bit Kaiba's arm."Now give me back that swimring before I drown."He said.Mokuba gave it back to him.Bones got out of the pool.He put the swimring up and sat in a beachchair."Are you gonna be a baby about it?"Weevil asked,laughing.Bones pouted.He went inside."Oh no!!!"Mokuba said."He's my friend!!!"But he decided to stay in the pool."If he wants to be a baby,he can stay inside alone."Kaiba said.Everyone began to play Marco Polo.They were making Rexie be it."I always have to be it!!!"Rex complained."You always make me be it first!!!" Noone listened to Rexie's complaining.They all agreed that they had to stay in the shallow end,with Mokuba.And Mokuba didn't have to shout out 'polo' when Rex said,'marco'.After playing that game for about 2 hours,they all decided to go inside.
"Where the heck is Bones?"Mokuba asked."I havent seen him."Everyone had just changed back into thier normal clothing."I don't know."Kaiba said."I havent see him either." "Hey!!!!!You!!"Weevil said to a house janitor."Have you seen my friend around here?The scary looking one?" The man nodded and pointed to a room.Weevil thumped up there.Bones was sleeping on the bed. "Oh.Thank goodness.I thought he was dead."Weevil said.But then he had a second glance.There was blood surrounding him. "Great Ceasers ghost!!!Bones,wake up!!!"Mai said.Bones's eyes opened."What?"He asked. "Do you have any idea where this blood came from?"Mai asked.Bones shook his head."No!!!!Im certainly not bleeding!!!!I don't hurt anywhere.Do you see any wounds?" Mai shook her head."Thank goodness.This only means one thing,someone came in here!!!" "Well,Don't you remember?"Mokuba asked."Bandit Kieth coughed all over him when he had Colerha!!!!Colerha makes you cough up blood!" "But would Bones look like death warned over?"Kaiba asked."E-hem."Rex said. "Ohhhhhhhhhhh....."Kaiba said,getting it. "We're not sure if he has it or not."Mai said."Bones,next time you cough,you'd better tell someone if it has blood in it or something." Bones nodded."Do you have a headache?"Weevil asked.Bones nodded."Ah- hah!!!Stage one of Colerha!!!"Weevil concluded."If you are achy tomorrow,we'd better see a doctor!!!" Bones growled."I don't have Colerha!!!"he said."And I certainly haven't been coughing!!!!!This headache is just natural!" Everyone wasen't sure if they beleived that.
The next morning,Everyone was up eating breakfast."Uch!!Weevil,thier's a cockroach in my orange Juice!!!"Rex whined.weevil said he was sorry and picked it out.But Rex dumped his Orange Juice into the sink.Kaiba was walking to the bathroom.But he took a look in the toilet and screamed."There's BLOOD in this toilet!!!"He screeched.Everyone ran in."Mai,Is it that time of the month?"Rex asked. "No,stupid!Im pregnant!!!!"Mai said.Rex obviously WAS stupid."Bones!!!"Kaiba said."Did you bleed in here?"Bones shook his head."No!!!!I would have told you if I coughed up blood!!!I told you I don't have Colerha!!!!"He ran into the living room.Kaiba shrugged."Okay...........where did this blood come from?"He asked.Nobody knew."Maybe Bones is liying to us."Rex said."Maybe he wants to die.I hope so.I hate him.I wish-"He was cut off by Kaiba flushing the toilet."I never want to see that again."He said.But when he walked out,there was blood all in the halls."Argh!!!"Weevil said."My carpet!!!"Nobody knew why he cared about his carpet at a time like this."Bones!!!"Mai yelled.Bones was watching T.V.HIs clothes were covered in blood."BONES!!"Mai yelled."Your clothes!!!Were you aware that they are covered in blood?" Bones looked down at his clothes."Oh my god!!I had no idea!!"He said. "I think your lieying."Mokuba said.Bones snarled."I told you I do not *hack!!!*" When he hacked,a long stream of blood shot out of his mouth. "I rest my case."Mokuba said."SO!!"Bones said."It could be something else!Maybe my throat is bleeding!!!" Mai rolled her eyes and felt his head."It's Colerha."She said."Your running a fever." Weevil took out his medical book.He looked up Colerha. "Colerha...........the body will violently subtract blood supply.......needs medical attention...if it get bad enough,can be fatal........"He read.Bones slapped the book away from Weevil."I do not have Colerha!!!Im smart enough to know if I have Colerha!!!"He said. "So am I!!!"Weevil said.He broke into a crying fit and ran out.Everyone shrugged. "I think your liying."Rex said."You DO have Colerha.But we don't care if you die.It's Bandit Kieth's fault anyway." Everyone realized this was true.Kaiba dialed up Bandit Kieth."BANDIT KIETH!!!"He yelled into the phone,"YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR GIVING BONES COLERHA!!!!WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU ILL SQUEEZE YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!!" "What????"Bandit Kieth said. "YOU HEARD ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Oh.....well I can bring..." "WHAT?HA!!!I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!YOU CAN KEEP WHATEVER YOU WERE BRINGING!!!!!!IM FILEING CHARGES!!!!!IM PUTTING YOU IN-" "It's not my fault...." "YES IT IS!!!!!!!!!!YOU COUGHED ALL OVER HIM!!!YOU SHOUDEN'T HAVE EVEN BEEN WORKING IN THAT CLINIC IF YOU HAD COLERHA!!!!!!I HATE YOU!!!" "But,I can bring the antibodic.....if you give it to him,he won't require hospitalization...." "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE HAS IT YET!!!!" "Then why are you calling me,yelling and screeching?" "BECAUSE I-oh,I guess you have a point.Good bye." Kaiba hung up."We need to find out if he has it first."He said."Well,duh."Mai said."If you gave someone antibodics for Miningitus when they had Bubonic Plauge,theyed die of Miningitus or the wrong antibodic." "So."Kaiba said,"We need to schedule a doctor appointment." "What about Weevil's book?" "Oh,yeah.We can check that first."Kaiba flipped through and founf Colerha."Do you......have muscle aches?"He asked."NO!!!!"Bones snapped.He tried to get up to get away,but he shreaked in pain and fell back onto the couch."I take that as a yes."Kaiba said. "I think.....we should take him to the doctors."Mai said."I don't want him to die,and Im sure Weevil doesen't want a dead body on his white carpet." Kaiba went into the kitchen and called the doctor. "The doctor said for him to come in right away."Kaiba said.He wrestled Bones out the door."Okay."Mai said."We need to sterilize this house from bottom to top.If we don't,we could start an outbreak of this." She grabbed the Lysol.Soon,Weevil came down."Oh no!!!My house!!!What will my parent's think!!" Mai rolled her eyes and handed him a cloth.She sent Mokuba up to the playroom,so he woulden't get in thier way."Stupid Bandit Kieth!!!!"Rex said."He made us have to clean this house.When I get my hands on that batty old codger ill-ill-kill him!!Strangle him!!!!!!!" Mai started to work on the bloodstains on Weevil's bergandy couch."My bergandy couch.....oh dear....."Weevil kept saying."Why'd that freak have to bleed on it?" "Because he's a fool."Rex finished."A miserable old fool." Mai slapped him across his face,leaving a huge red handprint."Shut up and clean."She said.Rex mumbled as he cleaned.
"We've been waiting in this waiting room for two hours now!!!"Kaiba complained.Bones didn't care.As long as he didn't have to see that doctor!!Kaiba marched up to the information desk."Mrs?Um,This child is coughing up blood,so if you could kindly let us come in-we'd pay extra." The woman nodded,and went back to her work.But after about 10 minutes no nurse had come for them."Gosh dangit!!!"Kaiba said."I hate sitting in Doctor's offices.I wish we could go home!!!" "We could."Bones said.Kaiba acted like he haden't heard.Soon,a nurse came out.She called them in. "Okay,Bones,if I get any of your usual heck then Ill make them.....give you a shot!!" Bones perked up.She took Bones's wieght,and almost fainted."This-This child only wieghs 30 pounds!!!And how old is he?"The nurse asked. "13."Kaiba said.The woman was very shocked."Um....he's really malnourished,you know."She said."And what are your symptoms,Bones?" "I'm coughing up blood,headache,muscles aches." "Okay......the doctor will see you." She lead them into a room."Im gonna kill you."Bones said."I didn't want to come here.When the doctor says I don't have colerha,Im gonna love to say I told you so." Kaiba just ignored his bikering. The doctor came in."Hello."He said."Shut up."Bones said."If you give me a shot,Ill haunt you when I die." The doctor blinked."o-okay....."He said.Kaiba could tell the doctor was a little scared of Bones's face."Um,He's not really scary.He's a scardey cat."He said. The doctor nodded."Okay,We're gonna need to check your throat..." "If you stick that thing down my throat you'll never live it down." "It's just a tounge depresser." "Oh,Okay." Bones opened his mouth and let him look down it."Um,his throat is red,really red,and I need to ask you about something."The doctor said."Why is his tounge purple?" Kaiba shrugged."I don't know.It's always been that way." "Okay....I'd like you to cough for me."The doctor said.Bones let out a forced cough,and blood flew out on the doctor's shirt."Um....."He said."Im gonna take this....Sample....for experiments." He had Bones cough blood in a cup and he went out."Geez."Bones said."How long are we gonna have to wait here?" "I don't know."Kaiba said."But it had better not be very long because I want to go home." They waited for about ten minutes.Soon,the doctor came back in."Well,I have good news and bad news."He said. "Bad news first."Kaiba said. "Alright,he does have Colerha......"
Kaiba laughed."I told you so!!!"He said to Bones. "And the good news is it's a very light case.He won't require hospitalization.An antibodic should be able to get rid of it in about 5 days.But,bedrest!!" Bones groaned."Can I die?"He asked. "No."The doctor said. Bones was relieved."But I don't FEEL bad."He said."I feel fine!!" "That will all change." Bones gulped.The doctor handed Kaiba a perscription."Can we go HOME now?"Kaiba asked.The doctor nodded.Kaiba could almost dance.
"I WANT SOME CANDY!!!"Rex screamed,but Mai grabbed his canvas bag."No candy,until we're done cleaning this house." "But it'll take forever!!This house is huge!!"Rex whined.Weevil snickered."Hey,Shut up!!"Rexie said,and hurled his cloth at Weevil. Mokuba was upstairs watching T.V. "Man,this is boring."He said to Weevil's little dog,named Rocket."My best friend isn't gonna be able to play with me for a while.This will be a boring week." When he heard the door open,He was releived.He ran downstairs.It was Kaiba and Bones."Hello,Bones!!!"He said."Let's go play airplanes,and have a good time!!!" Bones shook his head."I have to go to bed."He said."I don't wanna end up in the hospital." Bones ran upstairs into the playroom to sleep on the bed.Mokuba followed. "We're done."Mai said.We got everywhere!!We-"She heard Bones cough and the sound of liquid pouring onto the wooden floor."Ill get that."She said,and ran upstairs.She brung towels with her. "I liked today."Weevil said."I got to know Mai better.I really like her."He was answered by Rex's fist meeting his face."YOU NEVER GET NEAR MY GIRL AGAIN!!"Rexie shreaked.Weevil blinked."Okay,but I wasen't trying to-" "I DONT CARE!" "Okay." Mokuba came down."It's boring here."He said."There's nothing to do." "NOW YOU LISTEN!!!!!!!IT'S ONLY BEEN 5 MINUTES AND YOUR ALREADY WHINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Kaiba said.Mokuba blinked.He then ran over to Rex and started bugging him."Uh-Uh what he said."Rex replied.Weevil shook his head and Mokuba groaned."What can I do?"He asked.Rocket pranced over to him.It had a ball in it's mouth.It was a pamerainian that was brown.It was very cute.Mokuba shook his head."I don't feel like tossing the ball right now."He said. The dog walked over to Weevil."Okay!"Weevil said,and took the ball from the cute cute doggy.he threw it,breaking 3 vases and two pictures."Oh no!!!!"weevil said,"This is my baby picture!!!!" He picked it up."You look stupid."Kaiba said.Weevil stuck his tounge out.It was before he had his glasses.In my opinion,it's cute."You look....nice."Rexie said.Weevil put the picture on the mantel. The doggy grabbed the ball and ran back to Wee."I think we've had enough games today."Weevil said,and grabbed the ball away.The dog growled and bit onto HIS balls."YAAAAAHH!!"Weevil screamed.Everyone laughed.
"I WANT SOME ICE CREAM!!!!!"Mokuba screamed.The strange thing was he was in the room Bones was sleeping in.Kaiba stormed up."Mokuba!!!!!!" He said."He is trying to sleep!!!"Mokuba didn't care."I want some ice cream right now!!!!"He complained.Kaiba gave him some gum."I don't want gum!!!"Mokuba said,as the dog pranced up and took the gum from him.It also had a package of balony in it's mouth,and a wieny.The wieny slipped from it's mouth and hit Bones in the face."Huh.........."Bones said,waking up and pulling the wieny off his face.He ate it."Yuck!!!"kaiba said."That wieny was in the dogs mouth!!!"Bones shrugged."I was hungrey.I didn't care."He then hacked blood on Kaiba. "Ewww!!!"kaiba said,"Your gonna give this to me!!!"Bones laughed."I hope so."He said.The cute cute doggy was jumping up and down because it wanted it's wieny.Weevil came in."Rocket!!!"He said,trying to wrench the Balony from it's mouth.He picked the dog up and yanked the Balony away.A piece of Balony fell from the package and onto the ground.The dog struggled free and ate the balony."My dad's balony!!!"Weevil said."My dad will find out a piece is missing!!!It's his balony!!"He smacked the dog real hard."*Whine!!!*"It squeaked.Wee coulden't resist that cute sound.He picked up the dog and petted it.But it then bit his hand and ran away."This is gonna hurt in the morning."Weevil said.He went upstairs to get a bandage.Bones grabbed a guitar and started to play it.He sucked."Bones,you suck at that."Kaiba said.Bones hacked on Kaiba. "Kaiba?Coulden't I get up?"Bones asked."I don't feel bad at all!!"Kaiba thought."I guess it would be okay......."He said.Bones hollered with joy and ran down the stairs.He started to play with the dog."He's gonna regret it."Kaiba said.Mai walked out and saw Bones."Bones!!!What are you doing out of bed?"She asked. "Kaiba said I could because I don't feel sick." "Well,okay........but youll regret it once you faint." Bones just ignored her and kept playing with Rocket.He hacked blood on it."*Whine!*"It said.It shook the blood out of it's fur and onto Mai."Yucky."She said.She went to wash up. Rex was singing in the living room.He was singing to Mai,when she came back out. "Rex,Im flattered,really...."Mai said,"But please tone it down!!!" Just then,the phone rang."Hello?"Weevil asked. "Can I speak to Kaiba!!!It's Kieth!"Said the urgent voice on the other line. "Uh-I guess."Weevil said.He handed the phone to Kaiba."Hello?"Kaiba asked. "Kaiba!!!Victor's got a new victim captive in his house!!"Kieth said. Kaiba was surprised Kieth was resorting to him at this time."Who is it?"Kaiba asked. "Yugi Motou!!!"Came Kieth's reply.Kaiba's eyes widened and teared up."Yugi!!!"He said."I owe him one,bad!!He saved me and Mokuba's lives!!!If I let him die,Ill never forgive myself.Thank you for calling me!" "Your welcome!!!Im at the scene of the crime!!!!Agent Bill was asking for you!!!Don't you know the address?"Kieth asked. "Uh huh!!Ill meet you there with the other spys."Kaiba said."Good bye." He hung up."Rex!!Stop singing!!!I have urgent news!!!"He said.Rex shut up and everyone listened."Okay,You know Victor?He's kidnapped Yugi and is keeping him hostage!!It's up to us to stop Victor!!" Eveyone's mouths gaped open."But what about Bones?And Mokuba,it's too dangerous for him.Ill have to stay here!!!"Mai said. "No."said Kaiba."We need you.Ill ask a servant to keep watch on them." Mai nodded,but didn't look so sure."Okay...."Rex said,looking into his canvas bag,"Ive packed 3 snickers,5 sandwiches,2 bottles of mace,the walkie talkie......And 5 cans of coke." Mai rolled her eyes."Hurry up,Rex!!!!!We have no time to lose!!!!" "But your horse is dead."Weevil said."And we only have two horses!!" "Mai's riding with me!!"Rex said.Weevil groaned."I have to ride with that geek?"Kaiba asked,pointing at Weevil. "Fraid so."Rexie said.Kaiba groaned,and they walked out the door.
"If you don't give me that remote,Ill kill you!!"Mokuba said to Bones,who was laying down on the couch and watching T.V."Sorry...."Bones said."But I wanna watch this.You should like Powerpuff Girls." Mokuba watched the show."It's stupid!!!"He said."They look like bugs!!" This made Bones sad,but he didn't wanna punch his best friend.Instead,he hacked blood on him. "I cannot wait until your better."Mokuba said."Then you cant use the fact your coughing up blood as a weapon." "But then I can beat people up again."Bones answered.So Mokuba shut up and watched the show.Then,the phone rang."Hello?"Mokuba asked. "Mokuba!!It's me,Yugi!!"Came the person on the other end of the line."Yugi?But aren't you being held hostage?"Mokuba asked. "Yes!!But Im calling you while Victor's turned around.When will you come?" "Seto,Weevil,Rex and Mai just left." "Thank goodness!!!He's threatning to cut me as soon as his knife's sharpened!!!" "Cut you?!Oh no!!Seto had better get there fast!!!" "I know!!He's almost done sharpening his knife!!I really don't think im gonna live...WAIT!I can hear Kaiba's voice outside....AAAAAAA*click*" With the click,the phone hung up."Bones!!"Mokuba said."Yugi-I think he just got killed!" Bones's eyes widened."We've gotta save him!!" "Seto just arrived there.And he'd better hurry,because I don't think Yugi will survive any longer!!!"They both stayed in an eerie silence for about two minutes."Um......I think Kaiba will be succesful."Bones said."After all,he can beat ME up.And I beat up Bandit Kieth..." Mokuba was releived.Bones did have a point."I feel a little better.....But poor Yugi!!!What if that AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH was his last word????"Mokuba asked.Bones hoped Kaiba,Weevi,Rex and Mai didn't fail.
"Oh no...."Weevil said."Only one of us can go in,and who will it be?I don't want any of us getting killed!!"They had to make thier desicion fast,for everyone heard Yugi's yelp."Ill do it."Kaiba said."But.............I need someone with me!!Only one person can't get the job done!!!" Rex,though shaking in his shoes,agreed to help."Ill help..."He said."Youve always been a very good friend to me,and you helped me save 101.2 CRAP from Victor,so Ill go!!" Kaiba nodded."Now come on.We don't have much time!!" They both ran into the old office building,where Yugi was being held hostage on the top floor."It's scary in here...."Rex said."Shut up Rex!!We don't have time!!"Kaiba said.He began madly running up every flight of stairs.Rexie shortly followed.After a while,they reached the room.Yugi was huddled in a corner,at the very back of the room."Yugi!!!"Kaiba said.He helped the very starving boy up."Are you okay?"He asked. "Yes...."Yugi said. "Wait a minute....Where's Victor?"Rex asked.They looked around the room.No Victor."This can;t be!We came up here just to find Victor and put him behind bars,and he's already made a break for it!!!!"Kaiba said. "Not quite....."Yugi corrected."He keeps going in some room to get weapons....you should wait." "NO!!"Rex said."It's best to try to run while he's not here!!Now come on!!!" They all three started to run.But Yugi tripped over the top stair and fell on his face.Luckily,he didn't go rolling."Yugi!!You idiot!"Kaiba said,grabbing his hand and dragging him along.But,someone jumped out in front of them.It was......Bandit Kieth."WAIT!!!"He said.They all skidded to a stop."Don't go down there!!!He's waiting on the bottom floor to come and kill you all three!" But,he spoke to soon,for Victor came charging up the stairs.But he walked right past them!!!!"What......Hey!!Someone sprayed his eyes with mace!!"Kaiba said.They heard the shattering of a window."He jumped out the window!!"Rex said."after our hard work and dedication!!!"he moped down the stairs.When they came out,an ambulance took Yugi to get him back hydrated and fully fed.But Rex,Kieth and Kaiba were very shameful."Let's go back to Weevil's house."Kaiba said."Kieth,follow.I have something to say to you."Keith shrugged and decided to follow on his motorcycle.
When Kaiba walked in,he heard the sound of......crying?Mokuba and Bones were watching a T.V show.The servant was crying."Why are you crying?"Kaiba asked,kicking him right in his hole."B-Because-There making fun of-of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kaiba kicked him.(Or was he an it?)Kaiba laughed."Nice job."He said."Did you save Yugi?"Bones asked.Kaiba nodded."Yes.But Victor got away AGAIN,the basta$%."Mokuba took a bite out of the couch.Then,Bones saw Kieth."LOOK WHAT YOUVE REDUCED ME TO!!!"Bones screeched."If I wasen't sick,Id clobber you to the moon!!" Kieth laughed his monkey laugh."I meant to get you sick.Then I could beat you up." Bones gritted his teeth so hard Kaiba could almost swear they were gonna fall out. "If you punch me Ill give you this again!!!" Kieth quickly shut up."I WANT TO SEE MY DEAR ROCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Weevil squeaked.The dog ran up to him."Hello."He said.It was all tattered."What happened to you?"Weevil asked.He picked the dog up.He turned it over,and started crying."Weevil,what's wrong?"Mai asked.Weevil showed Mai a bullet hole in the dog's right hip."Oh my god!!!"Mai said."Poor doggie!!!"She grabbed a towel and wrapped the dog up."Rex,will you please call the pet doctor?"Mai asked.Rex nodded and dialed. "Boy,some CRAZY stuff goes on in here!!!"Bandit Kieth said.Kaiba nodded."Yeah.Once,Mokuba and Bones colored on the wall here.Weevil's parents made me,Mai,Rex,and Weevil clean it off,but not Mokuba or Bones." Blood from the dog's wound dripped from the towel and splashed on the marble floors."Oh no...."Weevil said between sobs.He grabbed another towel and tried to clean it up.But while he was bent over,his glasses fell of and broke."My glasses!!!"He said.While he was searching for them in his blind state,he slipped over some of the dog's blood and fell onto his face."Talk about bad luck..........."Kaiba remarked.Weevil pounded the bloody ground.His sobs had turned into an occasional hiccup.He picked up his shattered glasses,threw them in the trash and grabbed a new pair.The dog was losing blood fast."Uh...were gonna have to go there...."Rex said."There too INHUMAN to come over here when this dog is bleeding horribly fast." Weevil grabbed it."I can't drive..."He said."I can!!"Bandit Kieth said,"But not very well.But Ill try to get you there as fast as I can." Him and Weevil walked out the door."But I don't have a car...."He said. "We can use mother's car.Im sure she wouldn't care!!!"Weevil said. Bandit Kieth jumped into the drivers seat,and Weevil jumped into the passenger's seat."Where's the closest one?"Bandit Kieth asked.Weevil told him,and Kieth started up the car."Kieth!That makes it go forward!!!"Weevil said,before Kieth could push the gas petal."What do I do then?"Bandit Kieth asked. "You pull back that lever and then push down the gas petal.Then you put the lever back forward when you want to go forward." "Gotcha."Kieth pulled back the lever and pushed down the gas petal.The car began moving.He then took it out of reverse."Okay....Look at that map.Does the way require any freeways?I cannot drive on freeways.Im just learning how to drive." "No.The way doesen't require any freeways." "All right....Oh no I hate intersections...." Weevil was really nervous."Um....Do you even have a learners permit?Your swerving all over the road!!People will think youre drunk!!!" "Well,if your so smart how about YOU drive this hunk of junk?"Kieth snapped.Weevil shut up.
"Let me win for once!!!"Rex said to Mai,who was crashing him at video games."No way."Mai said."With all the practice your getting from losing,you might be able to beat me in a couple of years." Rex groaned at her comment.Mokuba was busy bothering Kaiba."Goodness,Mokuba,go bother Bones!!!!"Kaiba said. "But Bones won't wake up!!!!!And every time I try to wake him up,he hacks blood on me!!!"Mokuba said.Kaiba didn't like the idea of Bones hacking desiese on Mokuba.Bones having Colerha was one thing,but Mokuba getting it was another."I'll go talk to him.I don't want any other of us catching that horrible disiese."Kaiba said.He walked up the stairs."Bones!!Wake yourself up!!!"He said,as he walked into the room.Bones's eyes snapped open."Now YOUR going to bother me?"He said."Tell your stupid little brother to leave me alone." "But I thought Mokuba was your best friend?"Kaiba asked,a sad tone in his voice. "He is,but He doesen't have any respect for me!!!!Doesen't he realize I feel drop dead horrid?He has to keep treading in on me!!!!Im tired of it!!"Bones griped. Kaiba rolled his eyes."Well,maybe you woulden't feel drop dead horrible if you haden't have gotten out of bed,and followed the doctors advice."He said. "What does that miserable old quack know?"Bones asked."Im sure he'd mistake something like Miningitus for a little cold!!!!" "Well..........I have no way to argue with that."Kaiba said."And by the way,get dressed for bed.And your coming on the couch until I go to bed,because your sleeping with me!!!" "Why do I have to sleep with a low life like you?"Bones inquired. "Because,I don't want you diying in the middle of the night!!!I need to keep a watchful eye on you."Kaiba answered,in a smart @$$ tone. "Oh,alright.Ill be down after I change clothes." Kaiba walked downstairs."Seto!!!"Mokuba griped."I heard every word,and your letting him sleep in bed with you instead of me?I hate this house!!!" "YOU can sleep in a pallet right next to me!!" "Alright.....I guess that's okay....." Mokuba slinked away.He really missed Rocket."I hope he didn't die."He said."Because Weevil would be sad.He'd keep whining and moaning and groaning.........." Kaiba just walked away.He watched Rex throw a tantrum."What was that?"He asked. "Well!She just won't quit beating me!!!"He said. Mai was jumping for joy.Rex pushed the off switch on the video game machine."You just wait and see......"He warned,"For Ill practice and practice until I beat you someday!" With that,they fell making out on the couch."Ick...."Kaiba said.He walked out.
Kieth and Weevil were in the vet's room."Um.....this dog is diying."The vet said,"But it will be slow and painful.It would be best to put it to sleep." Weevil's heart skipped a beat."Put her to sleep?"He asked."But she's my best pal!!I coulden't live without my dog!!!" "Well,then,you can play frisbee with a dog that's trailing blood and crying."Bandit Kieth said.He snickered."Shut up."Weevil said."I guess Ill put her to sleep."The vet went away to get the shot. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!Your dog's going to die right now!!"Bandit Kieth taunted.Weevil was very tempted to grab a numzit shot and shove it in his chest.That would stop his heart from beating!!!!Soon,the vet came back.Rocket looked at Weevil like she was thinking,'Why are you doing this to me!!!!!'Weevil looked away from the dog and the vet shoved the shot into it's right thigh.It grew limp.Weevil started to cry.Kieth started to laugh.The vet took the dog somewhere. "Well,at least we have quite a story to tell your parents!!!"Kieth said.Weevil's hand went dangrously close to the numzit needle,but he jerked it back."Ill tell Kaiba to kill you!!"Weevil said. "Ohhh,im so scared!!"Keith said.This time,Weevil grabbed the needle.But,he missed,and the needle plunged into The vet's leg as she was coming back into the room.Weevil stared with a look of awe on his face as she staggered around to catch her balance.Then she clapsed,twitching,to the floor.Weevil and Keith laughed at her,but she had her ugly features screwed up."Hmmm..."Keith thought.He grabbed the sleeping shot and put it into her.Weevil gasped."You killed the VET!!!"He said."Ha!!!" They walked out of the vet and told the people at the desk that she died of natural causes.
Mokuba and Bones were watching a movie.It was about earth worms.It was called Tremors."I don't get this."Mokuba said."How could that cute little wormie be any trouble?"Bones blinked.Cute?It looked like a tapeworm!!!"This happens on BeetleJuice."Bones said."A big striped sandworm comes that scares me.Thats a very strange movie." A tremor ate someone.Kaiba saw that."Mokuba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Your supposed to be in bed!"Kaiba said,and changed the channel to TNT."And Bones,we're about to go." Mokuba groaned."And it was just starting to get scary."He said.He grumbled as he trapsed up to the room he was sleeping in.Then,Weevil and Keith came in.Weevil was drunk."What happened?"Kaiba asked. "Well,they had to put Rocket to sleep and Weevil drank to get the sadness out."Keith said.Weevil clapsed on the floor. "And I coulden't get drunk becasue I was DRIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!"Bandit Kieth yelled."And....Im going home!"He walked out the door.They heard his Motorcycle zoom away.Weevil twitched on the floor."Well,I guess he's chosen his bed....."Rex said.He kicked him. "Hey!!Look!!"Mai said.She was pointing to a Spanish Cartoon.It was a cat with shades."Bandit Kieth!!!"Rex said.Everyone laughed.Except Bones."Hey!!!Bandit Kieth is my friend!!"He said.Everyone laughed even harder.Bones groaned."Kaiba,Im ready to go to bed now."He said.So him and Kaiba went upstairs.It was left with Rex,Mai,and a drunk Weevil.Weevil kept groaning."You think we should...you know...roll him outta here?"Rex asked."It's really uncomforting having a drunk person fainted on the floor."Mai shook her head."He'll get over it soon."She said.They heard a high pitched Screech."Holy cow...."Rex said."Kaiba sounds like a raven." "You dolt!!That's Mokuba!Cant you tell by the girlish sound?"They both paused."That really was a terrible thing to say."Mai said.Rex nodded.Kaiba ran downstairs."What happened?"Mai asked. "Mokuba decided to scream for no reason."He said."And Bones decided he wanted to sleep on the water bed and threw a huge fit.Im diying here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Rex laughed.Bones came staggering down."Kaiba,hurry......."He said."I cant keep holding this bat off for long!!"A bat swooped downstairs.It was Mokuba's pet.Bones finally killed it.He then crawled up the stairs.Kaiba ran up."You know what!!!?"Rex asked. "What?"Mai asked,imatating his exitable tone. "Now,I can watch Matlock!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Rex changed the channel.
Kaiba was having a nice dream when he was awoken."bones!What?!"He asked.But when he turned around,Bones was fast asleep."Playing games,are you.....?"He asked.But Bones didn't stir.Kaiba sat up.Mokuba wasen't in here;He decided to sleep in a room alone."I know I felt something."He muttered,laying back down and rolling over.Then,he felt something again."WHAT?!"He asked,turning around.This time,it WAS Bones. "What?"Kaiba asked,gritting his teeth."Um,I wanted a glass of water,and I went and got it,but now I cannot sleep."Bones said. "Well,why not?"Kaiba asked,trying his best not to scream in Bones's face."Because Im sore all over." "Well,what did you expect?Youve got Colerha,and it's progressing.Come into the living room with me and Ill get you an Advil." Bones and Kaiba got out of bed and walked down the stairs.When they got into the living room,Bones layed down on the couch.Mai was sitting at the long table eating a crossant."Mai?What are you doing awake?"Kaiba asked. "What are YOU doing awake?"Mai asked back."I was just hungrey." "Well,I have to get Bones an Advil.He's complaining again." "Why?What's wrong?" "Stage two of Colerha." "Oh,Okay.And I wanted to ask you something-what is this?"Mai pulled out a porno magazine."I found THIS under Weevil's bed." Kaiba's eyes widened."I never knew!!!"He said."Because he doesen't have a Girlfriend,he's looking at Porn!!!!!!Poor Weevil!!!" The look on Mai's face suggested that she agreed."Well,he tried with Rex's ex but she ran off.I dont see why................." Kaiba raised an eyebrow."I don't think Weevil's ugly!!!!!!!"Mai said."I cant beleive you'd even think that!!!!!!!!"Kaiba laughed."Well,I can't help it.He's a big nerd."He said.Weevil yelled from upstairs,'I heard that!!!!!!!'Kaiba acted like Weevil hadent said anything."Well....."Kaiba said,grabbing the magazine from Mai.He opened it,and Mai could see him go wild."Kaiba,put that down!"Mai said.Kaiba stared blankly onto the page.Mai ripped the magazine away.He had been looking at an advertisment for Wine."200$?For a bottle of WINE?!"Kaiba said.Mai was very relived.She coulden't picture Kaiba looking at porn."Hello?!"She heard Bones groan."I want my Advil!!!!!!"Kaiba brought it over to him,along with his antibodic."Your gonna have to eat something or youll throw up all over Weevil's couch."Kaiba said.Bones took the Advil and walked over to the table.He grabbed a cookie."Bones!Not at this time of night!!"Mai said.She handed him an apple."Man,I hate apples."Bones whined. "That explains why your sick."Mai replied,and kept eating her crossant.Bones bit into the apple and made a face."I don't like it."He said.Mai put peanut butter on it,and Bones began eating it really fast.Kaiba was drinking coffee."Kaiba,now your gonna be up all night!"Mai said. Kaiba shrugged."Im already going to be.I never can get to sleep after someone wakes me up.And i never get that much sleep because Mokuba always has to wake me up."He whined. Mai laughed."Ha ha ha ha ha........"She said.Kaiba threw his coffee on her."Ahhhhhh!"Mai screeched."My designer longerie!!!!!"She took a cloth and wiped most of the coffee off.She then sat back down and kept reading the news.They could hear Rex snoring from all the way down there."God,he needs surgery."Mai said."That's why I came down.I coulden't stand hearing him snore anymore.I hope he's not like that if we get married." "Im all done."Bones said."But I want to stay up!!!!!!!!!!Im not tired anymore." "Um..........Just a minute more.Im going to take your temprature just to be safe."Mai said."And right after that,your going back to bed.Youll be tired and grouchy tomorrow."Bones groaned as she shoved the thermometer in his mouth.Kaiba was looking at himself in the mirror."Whoa,Im sssoooooooooo Handsome!"He said.Mai slapped him."You don't think that.If you ever meet any girls,they'll dump you in 3 seconds time."She said.Kaiba groaned.They then heard something.It was a high pitched noise."Kaiba,I think that's Mokuba crying."Mai said.Kaiba groaned."Im coming!!"He yelled up the stairs,and slunk up.Mokuba was awake and screaming his head off."What do you want?"Kaiba asked. "I had a nightmare!!"Mokuba said."I want to sleep in the room with you!!!" "Well,right now Im in the living room with mai and Bones.You can try to sleep on the couch.And when I go back to bed,if your asleep,Ill leave you.If not,you can sleep in the floor."Kaiba said. "Alright."Mokuba ran downstairs."Faker."Kaiba mumbled."He'll try ANYTHING to get what he wants." He went downstairs."I think Im going to bed as soon as the thermometer's finished.I think you should,too."Mai said.Kaiba nodded."Surely.Im as tired as a dog."He sat down and rested his head on the table until he heard the thermometer beep."103.6."Mai said."Not bad for Colerha." Kaiba could almost dance."Now,Im going to bed!"He said.He grabbed Bones's hand and dragged him up the stairs.He dove in the bed. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!"Bones said."Theres a monster in that bed." The cat was on Bones's side of the bed.Kaiba pushed it off.His guess was that Mokuba had decided to go with Mai."Good night,Bones."He said.He turned over and closed his eyes. He heard Bones let out a chain of horrible sounding coughs and then roll over. Kaiba began thinking about Yugi.Was he okay?He decided he'd go and see him the next day.
In the morning,Kaiba woke up first.Bones was still fast asleep.The time said 10:30 AM,but he didn't wanna wake Bones up because he was sick.So,he just went downstairs.Mokuba was on the couch.He must have fallen asleep when Mai was still up.He was asleep."Mokuba!"Kaiba said.Mokuba's eyes shot open."Oh,hi Seto......"He said."I had a wonderful dream.It was about a goat who-"Kaiba was paying no attention.He flipped on the T.V.There was an instant report about Victor again."Oh,gosh."Kaiba said."When will this end?Im tired of hightailing him.And today,I plan on seeing Yugi." Mokuba was happy."Yay!!Yugi's my friend!!"He said.Both Kaiba and Mokuba were very very fond of Yugi."I don't know if Rex would come-Him and Joey are horrible enemys and Joey will probley be there."Kaiba said."Mokuba,would you go wake every body up?And if Bones doesen't wake up the first time you try,just let him sleep."Mokuba nodded and headed upstairs.Pokemon was on T.V."What trash."Kaiba said.Mokuba loved this show,and was one of the only ones who did.Kaiba turned it to Matlock.It was like it was an alarm for Rex,because Rex came down fully dressed to watch Matlock."Hi Kaiba."He said."I heard we're going to see Yugi today?" "Yes.But you don't have to come because Joey will probley be there." "I want to.Me and Joey are good friends now.I forgave him for trashing me in that duel,and cheating me out of the prize money."Rex said.He started watching Matlock.Forgiving?That was very unlike Rex.But it was true that Rex had became alot nicer ever since he and Mai had gotten together.She had improved him.Mai then came down fully dressed.She looked tired."I should have went back to bed sooner."She complained. Kaiba flipped the channel while Rex was watching."Hey!!"Rex said.He flipped it back.Kaiba growled. Soon,Weevil came down."AAAAAARRGHHHH!!"He said."HANGOVERS!!!IM TIRED OF HANGOVERS!!!!"he was taking some Advils.He emptyed something in his mouth.More liquor."Weevil!!The way to get out of a hangover isn't drinking somemore!!!You seem to think liquor is the solution for everything!!!"Mai said. "It isn't?"Weevil asked.Mai madly shook her head."Oh."Weevil put the liquor up.Then Mokuba and Bones came down.Bones was dressed too.Mokuba had a bugle."He blew that in my ear!!!"Bones complained,and layed down on the couch.Kaiba laughed at poor Bones. "What about Bandit Kieth?"Rex asked."Isn't he gonna be there?" "No way,he hates Yugi."Kaiba said."He wishes DEATH upon him." Rex shuddered and kept watching Matlock."I cant TAKE it anymore!!"Weevil said,grabbing his liquor and drinking it up.Liquor spilled down his front."We need to get rid of that little drinking problem of yours,Weevil."Mai said."You'll die at an early age if you drive intoxicated." Weevil threw the liquor bottle in the trash."Okay,we need to call Yugi and ask if he wants some company."Kaiba said.He picked up the phone.He dialed Yugi's number.Bones was trying to go back to sleep."Wake up Bones!!"Mokuba said."I just woke you up,and here you are trying to sleep again."Bones stirred."No."He said,covering his face with a pillow.Mokuba shrugged."He needs a chill pill."He grumbled. Mai frowned."Leave him alone."She said."Go find something else to do rather then bug people." This was the first time Mokuba had ever been scolded by Mai."Mai,are you alright?Youve never scolded me before."Mokuba said,whining."Im sorry........"Mai replied."I didn't get much sleep last night because of Rex's snoring." "Sorry."Rex said."I can't control it."He kept watching Matlock.Kaiba hung the phone up."Yugi said he would love it if he could have visitors besides Joey." Bones sat up."Oh no,don't tell me JOEY is there."He said."I hate Joey." Kaiba nodded."OH GREAT!!!!"Bones complained."Now,I have to face dumb old Joey.This world is coming to an end."He wrapped himself up in a blanket."Uh oh...."Kaiba said."Youve got a horrible temper." "I DO NOT HAVE A HORRIBLE TEMPER!!!!" Kaiba kept his mouth shut.Weevil drank another bottle of liquor."Dont drink anymore!Then,you cant go over to Yugi's if your drunk."Weevil smiled and grabbed 10 more bottles.He began to madly drink each one.Kaiba called up James(His driver.)on the phone and told him Weevil's address.Bones groaned."Do I HAVE to go?"He asked."Joey will just make me feel even worse." "Im sure Yugi has a bed you can sleep on,and a trash can you can cough in,and Advil you can take."Mai said."So your answer is yes." Bones layed back down,grumbling.Soon,they heard the driver pull in.They were walking out the door,when Kaiba spied Weevil with lots of liquor in his hands."Put that down."Kaiba said."Your not going to be drinking."Weevil groaned and dropped all the liquor.
They had rang the doorbell 7 times,and Yugi hadent come to the door.He had his stereo on."Yugi!!!!"Kaiba called.The stereo turned off and Yugi came to the door.His house was pretty small,because it was at the top of a game shop.He let them in.Joey had a duel monsters mat layed in front of him.They had been dueling."Joey,we'll finish our game later."Yugi said.Joey looked over and spyed Bones.He sneered."Oh no.It's skull face."He said.Bones looked at the ground.He hated being called skull face."I really wish you woulden't call me that."Bones said.Joey gasped."Im sorry!!I didn't know you didn't like it!!Please forgive me!"He said. Kaiba blinked."Is he-"He began to ask Yugi."No,he isn't drunk."Yugi said,"His mother just died." Rex blinked,then bursted out laughing."Hahahahaha!!!"He gaffawed.Joey began crying into a pillow. "This sucks."Yugi said."Let's go tell ghost storys in my Grandpa's dark Dark bedroom!!!" "But I thought your grandpa was diying in bed of emphuazima?"Kaiba asked. Yugi said nothing.Mokuba grabbed a paddle ball and began playing with it.He hated it when Kaiba went to Yugi's house!It was always so boring for him and Bones!!But Bones was asleep,so it wasen't boring for him.And he and Bones always found something pleasurable to do,but now Mokuba could find nothing."Mai,could you help me find something to do?"He asked. Mai thought."Lets see.....No,Im talking to Yugi.But I think Tristan is here!!" Mokuba groaned."But Tristan fell in love with his own mother!!"He said. "Isn't that natural?"Mai asked.Mokuba shuddered."Not that kind of love...................."He said.Mai was surprised.So surprised,she let Weevil look through her wallet."Look at this picture!!"Weevil said."I remember this!!"It was a picture of Weevil,Mai,Kaiba,Bones,Mokuba,Rex,Yugi,and Joey throwing water balloons at eachother one day."That was a great day..."Kaiba said."I finally got back at Bones for putting tabacco in my tea!!!MMMM........tabacco.." "Ive got a whole photo album of us!!!"Yugi said,taking it out from under the table.He opened the dusty book the the front page.It had a little toddler Yugi playing with A little toddler Joey."Awww..."Mai said,"You guys were so cute back then!!"The baby Yugi was rather fat,and was wearing overalls.The baby Joey was average and had pajamas on."I may not remember it."Joey said,"But Im pretty sure it was a great day!!" Yugi flipped to the next page.It was a 7 year old Kaiba and a 7 year old Rex giving baby Mokuba a bottle.Mokuba and Kaiba's mother was seen crouching by them,smiling.Yugi quickly flipped that page,knowing it was making Kaiba and Mokuba sad.Yugi put the album up."This is boring."He said."Lets point out flaws of eachother." Everyone thought that sounded like a good game."You first,Joey."Mai said. "Well..."Joey began,"I never liked your long face,Kaiba."He said.Kaiba gasped.He thought."Well,I never liked your woman's shape."Kaiba shot back.Then,the both started to shoot insults at eachother.Mai ended thier round before it got ugly. "Um...Mokuba."She said. "Well,Rex.I never liked your ugly voice,big and pinpointed eyes and your hair.It's buzzard puke purple with a dewkey brown tinge." Rex gritted his teeth.He thought and thought."Ummmmmm,I never liked your large eyes,your girlish voice and your nerdy clothes!!"He said. Everyone laughed at his attempts to make up an insult."Oh,and your mother was a....a.....SONIC WORKER!!!" This was a terrible insult."Now,Rex,they have to be true."Mai said."You know she robbed people."Everyone stopped being surprised."Do-Do I really have a woman's shape?"Joey asked.Everyone kept talking.It was now Mai and Weevil's turn."Your a big nerd with chlorine colored hair!!"Mai said. "Do i really have a woman's shape?" "Well,you have big lips and a big butt and you smell!!"Weevil said. "Do I really have a woman's shape?" Yugi wasen't liking this game very much."Letsa.....................Do something else."He said.Everyone started shooting insults at him. "You look like a girl!!" "Your a queer!!!" "You look like the exact equivelant of a gorilla in the face!!!" Bugi covered his ears."No!No,It's not true!!!"He said."I am not queer!!!I do not look like a girl!!" "Do I really have a woman's shape?" Kaiba lost control.He tore some of Joey's blonde hair out.He kicked him in the nuts.Then,he moved onto Yugi.He gouged poor Bugi's eyes and stomped his feet.He hit Rex with a baseball bat,broke Weevil's glasses into his eyes and hit Mai with a dinner plate.Everyone was surprised. "Do I really have a woman's shape?" Kaiba gritted his teeth."Those were your last....1..2...3..4..5...6...7....- 7 words,Joey!!!!!"He said.He punched him in the nose."Aw,that smarts.Now,do I really-"Kaiba punched him again,knocking him into the wall."I think Ill just shut up now."Joey concluded."Hey,Ive got a game!!!"Weevil said."It's called.........20 questions." "Yeah,that's a great game."Mokuba said."Let's play." Weevil decided to be the person everyone asked. "It it big?" "Is it Green?" "Oh!!!I Know!!It's a tree!!"-that was Joey. Weevil shook his head on every question."All wrong!!"He said."It's a paramisieum!!!Thier on everyone's body!!!" Everybody cocked thier head."I think we should play a different game...."Rex said."Ohh!!!Like spin the bottle!!" "But Im the only girl!!!"Mai said.Rex shut up. "Let's play........................................................................ ......Dinosaurs then!!!!!!!"Rex said."I can be the big T Rex that trys to eat everyone.RRRRRRRRRROOAAAARRRRR!!!" Nobody payed any attention."Hey!Im talking here!!"He tried again.Everyone had walked out of the room.Rex was sad.
They were watching T.V in Yugi's room when the television came with breaking news."Oh no...."Joey said,"Breaking news always makes me wet my pants!!!"Bugi handed him a depend,snickering.Joey pouted out his bottom lip.He went into the bathroom.They heard him putting it on. "Today,something bizarre happened.Victor,the KILLER that our so called SPYS failed to capture was about to kill a pregnant woman when.......an oriental shelf fell on his head.He was killed instantly!YAHH!!WHO- HOO!!*Ehem*Um,so,our spys are off duty again,and we can say goodbye to them......HURRAY!!THOSE HALF-@$$ SPYS ARE GONE OFF THE TEAM!!!What?Im still on air?AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-" said the television.Everyone paused."I guess this means...we succeded!!!"Weevil said."Now,it's a salute to all oriental shelfs everywhere!!!!I have one in my bathroom.My doggy hikes his leg on it....or my old doggy......" Everyone laughed that Wee's doggy was dead.Joey came out of the bathroom."What did I miss?"He asked. "An oriental shelf fell on Victor,and his spawn was met."Yugi said. Joey cocked his head."What's that mean?"He asked.Everyone thought he was just joking.But they were wrong.
"Okay."Said Bones,"I beleive your innocent."Bandit Kieth was relieved."Good."He said."Now I can do this without getting jailput."Bones had no idea what he meant.All the sudden,Bandit Kieth socked him in his turned-up nose."Ouch!!!What was that for?"Bones asked."Because you always beat me up,and smeared me into that Miningitus horse!!!!"Kieth said.He then coughed blood on Bones 3 times and walked off."Oh,yucky!!!"Bones said."Now Im all slimy with blood."Weevil handed him a tissue."This won't work!!!"Bones said."It's a Bounty paper towel!!!The commercials say they work,but they don't!!!" Weevil nodded and began looking for something.He finally came back with a towel.Bones wiped himself off."What a discust wad."He said."Coughing blood onto people.Pa-lease!!" Kaiba was about to say something,but then spied Rex and Mai.They were making out like crazy."Stop it!!!"He said."That's already gotten you too far once!!!" They both ceased there making out.Weevil was spying on people in thier rooms."Haha!!!You have Lukemia!!!!"He said to someone after reading thier clipboard."Weevil Underwood!!!Stop that!!"Kaiba said."How would you like it if you had Lukemia and someone made fun of you!!" Weevil thought. "Mokuba!!!!Stop playing in the gown closet!!!We're leaving!!!!"Mokuba groaned.Bones was being perfect."Is there something WRONG with you?"Kaiba asked.Bones shook his head.Kaiba shrugged.Everyone began to leave Bones.Bones didn't realize until they were almost out the door."You jerks!!!"He said."I hate you!!!" Everyone let it roll off there back."I can beat you all up!!!" Kaiba sighed."You coulden't beat me up if you TRIED!!!"He said. "Wanna bet?" "Heck!Your not even 4 feet tall!!I could pound the ground and you'd go flying!!" Bones shut up.
They soon reached Wee's house again."I want another Brownie!!!"Kaiba said.He didn't know why,but he seemed attached to the brownies."Seto,your gonna get fat from all those brownies!!!"Mokuba said.Kaiba didn't care.He had to have more!!!!!Bones split one apart."Uh oh.........."He said,tossing it into the trash."What?"Mokuba said. "These browines seem to have Tobacco in them!!!!It's very wrong to eat tabacco!!"Bones said. Kaiba paused."Weevil!!!These are drugged up brownies!!!" "What brownies?"Weevil asked.Kaiba pointed."Strange......"Weevil said."I didn't make any brownies!!!"Kaiba knew this was strange."Then.....what's this?"He asked. Meanwhile,Mai was eating everything in sight."Mai!Goodness sakes!!"Rex said."Your eating like a pig!!!"Bones and Mokuba were sitting at the table.Bones was showing Mokuba something.They were acting quiet about it.Kaiba glanced over.It was a chick."bones?Where did that come from?"Kaiba asked.Bones was startled. "Um........I don't know."Bones said,throwing it out the window.It splattered down below. Bones yawned."Im tired....."He said."I think Im gonna go to sleep."He walked over to the couch in the sunroom and layed down on it.He closed his eyes.Mai covered him up with a blanket.She was eating an apple while doing it.Rex sat by Bones's feet and turned on the T.V.He flipped it to The Powerpuff Girls."Bones!Wake up!"He said.Mai frowned."Rex!!Leave Bones alone!!He didn't have any sleep last night."Rexie groaned and watched it.He turned it up 3 times too loud."Rex!"Mai scolded.Rex turned it down.Weevil and Kaiba were talking about things. Mokuba was whining."Mokuba!!!!How about you take a nap,like Bones is?Be a good little boy for once."Mokuba pouted.He didn't want to take a nap."Im bored!!!"He said,and crossed his arms.This made poor Weevil sad."um.....We can go swimming!!!?"He said.Mokuba jumped up and down."Can we?"He asked.Kaiba thought a bit,and nodded."Yay!!!"Mokuba said.Everyone changed into thier swimsuits."Is it okay if I swim?"Mai asked."We suspect I'm pregnant...." Weevil nodded."Yes,it's okay.It won't hurt the baby unless you ran into something."Mai nodded,still a little scared.They all walked out to the pool."What about Bones?"Mokuba asked."Why didn't you wake him up?" "Because he cannot swim and he doesen't like showing his body to other people.He's so thin you can see the outlines of his ribcage."Kaiba said.Mokuba nodded,a little discusted. "It's very hot...."Weevil said."And there are wild dogs around here.....do you think.....they might have let out there wastes in here?" Kaiba didn't care.He was going so crazy from not having any tabacco he just jumped right in. "It feels great!!!"He said.Everyone else came in.Mokuba had to stay in the shallow end because he coulden't swim very well. Rex and Mai were.......making out.Kaiba and Weevil played with the diving sticks.Soon,Bones walked out."Why did you leave me in there all alone?"He asked,rubbing an eye.He had a long T-shirt on.He wanted to swim."You wanna swim?"Kaiba asked.Bones nodded."Then come in!!!"Kaiba finished.Bones grabbed a swimring and got into it."hey Kaiba!!"Weevil said.He had to squint to see because he had to swim without his glasses on.He had gotten all 9 diving sticks in one go.Kaiba clapped."Let me try!!!" Wee threw all the diving sticks around the pool,and Kaiba held his breath and dived to get the closest one.Everyone except for Rex and Mai were watching.And you know what Rex and Mai were doing.Kaiba came up with 6."You need some practice."Weevil said.He muttered on about how good he was."Aaw,well!!!"Kaiba said."At least I didn't get to cheat and come up for two breaths of air because I can't see!!!!I can hold it longer then you!!" Weevil hated to admit this was true."I cant wear my glasses in water!I'd have to have perscription goggles,which isn't even a real product." Kaiba rolled his eyes."Mai!!"He called.Mai payed no attention. "Mai!!!"He tried again.She kept at her making out with Rex. "MAI!!" Mai's head turned."What do you want?"She asked. "Can you get Weevil's glasses?"Kaiba asked.Mai got them and threw them to Weevil."I cannot wear them in water!!!"He said.But he put them on his face anyway."Hey!!!"Rex said,pointing at Bones.Bones's eyes were closed,he was going to sleep in the swimring."Let's give him a scare."He said.Everyone agreed.Except Mokuba.But he said nothing to Bones.Kaiba swam up and slipped the swimring off of Bones.Bones's head went under for a second,then popped back up."ACK!!!YOU IDIOT!!!YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME!!!!"He said,grabbing onto the swim ring.Everyone except Mokuba laughed at poor Bones.Kaiba ripped the swimring away from him."AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*blurb*" Bones's head went under.Everyone laughed.But,when he popped back up he didn't look to happy.He bit Kaiba's arm."Now give me back that swimring before I drown."He said.Mokuba gave it back to him.Bones got out of the pool.He put the swimring up and sat in a beachchair."Are you gonna be a baby about it?"Weevil asked,laughing.Bones pouted.He went inside."Oh no!!!"Mokuba said."He's my friend!!!"But he decided to stay in the pool."If he wants to be a baby,he can stay inside alone."Kaiba said.Everyone began to play Marco Polo.They were making Rexie be it."I always have to be it!!!"Rex complained."You always make me be it first!!!" Noone listened to Rexie's complaining.They all agreed that they had to stay in the shallow end,with Mokuba.And Mokuba didn't have to shout out 'polo' when Rex said,'marco'.After playing that game for about 2 hours,they all decided to go inside.
"Where the heck is Bones?"Mokuba asked."I havent seen him."Everyone had just changed back into thier normal clothing."I don't know."Kaiba said."I havent see him either." "Hey!!!!!You!!"Weevil said to a house janitor."Have you seen my friend around here?The scary looking one?" The man nodded and pointed to a room.Weevil thumped up there.Bones was sleeping on the bed. "Oh.Thank goodness.I thought he was dead."Weevil said.But then he had a second glance.There was blood surrounding him. "Great Ceasers ghost!!!Bones,wake up!!!"Mai said.Bones's eyes opened."What?"He asked. "Do you have any idea where this blood came from?"Mai asked.Bones shook his head."No!!!!Im certainly not bleeding!!!!I don't hurt anywhere.Do you see any wounds?" Mai shook her head."Thank goodness.This only means one thing,someone came in here!!!" "Well,Don't you remember?"Mokuba asked."Bandit Kieth coughed all over him when he had Colerha!!!!Colerha makes you cough up blood!" "But would Bones look like death warned over?"Kaiba asked."E-hem."Rex said. "Ohhhhhhhhhhh....."Kaiba said,getting it. "We're not sure if he has it or not."Mai said."Bones,next time you cough,you'd better tell someone if it has blood in it or something." Bones nodded."Do you have a headache?"Weevil asked.Bones nodded."Ah- hah!!!Stage one of Colerha!!!"Weevil concluded."If you are achy tomorrow,we'd better see a doctor!!!" Bones growled."I don't have Colerha!!!"he said."And I certainly haven't been coughing!!!!!This headache is just natural!" Everyone wasen't sure if they beleived that.
The next morning,Everyone was up eating breakfast."Uch!!Weevil,thier's a cockroach in my orange Juice!!!"Rex whined.weevil said he was sorry and picked it out.But Rex dumped his Orange Juice into the sink.Kaiba was walking to the bathroom.But he took a look in the toilet and screamed."There's BLOOD in this toilet!!!"He screeched.Everyone ran in."Mai,Is it that time of the month?"Rex asked. "No,stupid!Im pregnant!!!!"Mai said.Rex obviously WAS stupid."Bones!!!"Kaiba said."Did you bleed in here?"Bones shook his head."No!!!!I would have told you if I coughed up blood!!!I told you I don't have Colerha!!!!"He ran into the living room.Kaiba shrugged."Okay...........where did this blood come from?"He asked.Nobody knew."Maybe Bones is liying to us."Rex said."Maybe he wants to die.I hope so.I hate him.I wish-"He was cut off by Kaiba flushing the toilet."I never want to see that again."He said.But when he walked out,there was blood all in the halls."Argh!!!"Weevil said."My carpet!!!"Nobody knew why he cared about his carpet at a time like this."Bones!!!"Mai yelled.Bones was watching T.V.HIs clothes were covered in blood."BONES!!"Mai yelled."Your clothes!!!Were you aware that they are covered in blood?" Bones looked down at his clothes."Oh my god!!I had no idea!!"He said. "I think your lieying."Mokuba said.Bones snarled."I told you I do not *hack!!!*" When he hacked,a long stream of blood shot out of his mouth. "I rest my case."Mokuba said."SO!!"Bones said."It could be something else!Maybe my throat is bleeding!!!" Mai rolled her eyes and felt his head."It's Colerha."She said."Your running a fever." Weevil took out his medical book.He looked up Colerha. "Colerha...........the body will violently subtract blood supply.......needs medical attention...if it get bad enough,can be fatal........"He read.Bones slapped the book away from Weevil."I do not have Colerha!!!Im smart enough to know if I have Colerha!!!"He said. "So am I!!!"Weevil said.He broke into a crying fit and ran out.Everyone shrugged. "I think your liying."Rex said."You DO have Colerha.But we don't care if you die.It's Bandit Kieth's fault anyway." Everyone realized this was true.Kaiba dialed up Bandit Kieth."BANDIT KIETH!!!"He yelled into the phone,"YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR GIVING BONES COLERHA!!!!WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU ILL SQUEEZE YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!!" "What????"Bandit Kieth said. "YOU HEARD ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Oh.....well I can bring..." "WHAT?HA!!!I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!YOU CAN KEEP WHATEVER YOU WERE BRINGING!!!!!!IM FILEING CHARGES!!!!!IM PUTTING YOU IN-" "It's not my fault...." "YES IT IS!!!!!!!!!!YOU COUGHED ALL OVER HIM!!!YOU SHOUDEN'T HAVE EVEN BEEN WORKING IN THAT CLINIC IF YOU HAD COLERHA!!!!!!I HATE YOU!!!" "But,I can bring the antibodic.....if you give it to him,he won't require hospitalization...." "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE HAS IT YET!!!!" "Then why are you calling me,yelling and screeching?" "BECAUSE I-oh,I guess you have a point.Good bye." Kaiba hung up."We need to find out if he has it first."He said."Well,duh."Mai said."If you gave someone antibodics for Miningitus when they had Bubonic Plauge,theyed die of Miningitus or the wrong antibodic." "So."Kaiba said,"We need to schedule a doctor appointment." "What about Weevil's book?" "Oh,yeah.We can check that first."Kaiba flipped through and founf Colerha."Do you......have muscle aches?"He asked."NO!!!!"Bones snapped.He tried to get up to get away,but he shreaked in pain and fell back onto the couch."I take that as a yes."Kaiba said. "I think.....we should take him to the doctors."Mai said."I don't want him to die,and Im sure Weevil doesen't want a dead body on his white carpet." Kaiba went into the kitchen and called the doctor. "The doctor said for him to come in right away."Kaiba said.He wrestled Bones out the door."Okay."Mai said."We need to sterilize this house from bottom to top.If we don't,we could start an outbreak of this." She grabbed the Lysol.Soon,Weevil came down."Oh no!!!My house!!!What will my parent's think!!" Mai rolled her eyes and handed him a cloth.She sent Mokuba up to the playroom,so he woulden't get in thier way."Stupid Bandit Kieth!!!!"Rex said."He made us have to clean this house.When I get my hands on that batty old codger ill-ill-kill him!!Strangle him!!!!!!!" Mai started to work on the bloodstains on Weevil's bergandy couch."My bergandy couch.....oh dear....."Weevil kept saying."Why'd that freak have to bleed on it?" "Because he's a fool."Rex finished."A miserable old fool." Mai slapped him across his face,leaving a huge red handprint."Shut up and clean."She said.Rex mumbled as he cleaned.
"We've been waiting in this waiting room for two hours now!!!"Kaiba complained.Bones didn't care.As long as he didn't have to see that doctor!!Kaiba marched up to the information desk."Mrs?Um,This child is coughing up blood,so if you could kindly let us come in-we'd pay extra." The woman nodded,and went back to her work.But after about 10 minutes no nurse had come for them."Gosh dangit!!!"Kaiba said."I hate sitting in Doctor's offices.I wish we could go home!!!" "We could."Bones said.Kaiba acted like he haden't heard.Soon,a nurse came out.She called them in. "Okay,Bones,if I get any of your usual heck then Ill make them.....give you a shot!!" Bones perked up.She took Bones's wieght,and almost fainted."This-This child only wieghs 30 pounds!!!And how old is he?"The nurse asked. "13."Kaiba said.The woman was very shocked."Um....he's really malnourished,you know."She said."And what are your symptoms,Bones?" "I'm coughing up blood,headache,muscles aches." "Okay......the doctor will see you." She lead them into a room."Im gonna kill you."Bones said."I didn't want to come here.When the doctor says I don't have colerha,Im gonna love to say I told you so." Kaiba just ignored his bikering. The doctor came in."Hello."He said."Shut up."Bones said."If you give me a shot,Ill haunt you when I die." The doctor blinked."o-okay....."He said.Kaiba could tell the doctor was a little scared of Bones's face."Um,He's not really scary.He's a scardey cat."He said. The doctor nodded."Okay,We're gonna need to check your throat..." "If you stick that thing down my throat you'll never live it down." "It's just a tounge depresser." "Oh,Okay." Bones opened his mouth and let him look down it."Um,his throat is red,really red,and I need to ask you about something."The doctor said."Why is his tounge purple?" Kaiba shrugged."I don't know.It's always been that way." "Okay....I'd like you to cough for me."The doctor said.Bones let out a forced cough,and blood flew out on the doctor's shirt."Um....."He said."Im gonna take this....Sample....for experiments." He had Bones cough blood in a cup and he went out."Geez."Bones said."How long are we gonna have to wait here?" "I don't know."Kaiba said."But it had better not be very long because I want to go home." They waited for about ten minutes.Soon,the doctor came back in."Well,I have good news and bad news."He said. "Bad news first."Kaiba said. "Alright,he does have Colerha......"
Kaiba laughed."I told you so!!!"He said to Bones. "And the good news is it's a very light case.He won't require hospitalization.An antibodic should be able to get rid of it in about 5 days.But,bedrest!!" Bones groaned."Can I die?"He asked. "No."The doctor said. Bones was relieved."But I don't FEEL bad."He said."I feel fine!!" "That will all change." Bones gulped.The doctor handed Kaiba a perscription."Can we go HOME now?"Kaiba asked.The doctor nodded.Kaiba could almost dance.
"I WANT SOME CANDY!!!"Rex screamed,but Mai grabbed his canvas bag."No candy,until we're done cleaning this house." "But it'll take forever!!This house is huge!!"Rex whined.Weevil snickered."Hey,Shut up!!"Rexie said,and hurled his cloth at Weevil. Mokuba was upstairs watching T.V. "Man,this is boring."He said to Weevil's little dog,named Rocket."My best friend isn't gonna be able to play with me for a while.This will be a boring week." When he heard the door open,He was releived.He ran downstairs.It was Kaiba and Bones."Hello,Bones!!!"He said."Let's go play airplanes,and have a good time!!!" Bones shook his head."I have to go to bed."He said."I don't wanna end up in the hospital." Bones ran upstairs into the playroom to sleep on the bed.Mokuba followed. "We're done."Mai said.We got everywhere!!We-"She heard Bones cough and the sound of liquid pouring onto the wooden floor."Ill get that."She said,and ran upstairs.She brung towels with her. "I liked today."Weevil said."I got to know Mai better.I really like her."He was answered by Rex's fist meeting his face."YOU NEVER GET NEAR MY GIRL AGAIN!!"Rexie shreaked.Weevil blinked."Okay,but I wasen't trying to-" "I DONT CARE!" "Okay." Mokuba came down."It's boring here."He said."There's nothing to do." "NOW YOU LISTEN!!!!!!!IT'S ONLY BEEN 5 MINUTES AND YOUR ALREADY WHINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Kaiba said.Mokuba blinked.He then ran over to Rex and started bugging him."Uh-Uh what he said."Rex replied.Weevil shook his head and Mokuba groaned."What can I do?"He asked.Rocket pranced over to him.It had a ball in it's mouth.It was a pamerainian that was brown.It was very cute.Mokuba shook his head."I don't feel like tossing the ball right now."He said. The dog walked over to Weevil."Okay!"Weevil said,and took the ball from the cute cute doggy.he threw it,breaking 3 vases and two pictures."Oh no!!!!"weevil said,"This is my baby picture!!!!" He picked it up."You look stupid."Kaiba said.Weevil stuck his tounge out.It was before he had his glasses.In my opinion,it's cute."You look....nice."Rexie said.Weevil put the picture on the mantel. The doggy grabbed the ball and ran back to Wee."I think we've had enough games today."Weevil said,and grabbed the ball away.The dog growled and bit onto HIS balls."YAAAAAHH!!"Weevil screamed.Everyone laughed.
"I WANT SOME ICE CREAM!!!!!"Mokuba screamed.The strange thing was he was in the room Bones was sleeping in.Kaiba stormed up."Mokuba!!!!!!" He said."He is trying to sleep!!!"Mokuba didn't care."I want some ice cream right now!!!!"He complained.Kaiba gave him some gum."I don't want gum!!!"Mokuba said,as the dog pranced up and took the gum from him.It also had a package of balony in it's mouth,and a wieny.The wieny slipped from it's mouth and hit Bones in the face."Huh.........."Bones said,waking up and pulling the wieny off his face.He ate it."Yuck!!!"kaiba said."That wieny was in the dogs mouth!!!"Bones shrugged."I was hungrey.I didn't care."He then hacked blood on Kaiba. "Ewww!!!"kaiba said,"Your gonna give this to me!!!"Bones laughed."I hope so."He said.The cute cute doggy was jumping up and down because it wanted it's wieny.Weevil came in."Rocket!!!"He said,trying to wrench the Balony from it's mouth.He picked the dog up and yanked the Balony away.A piece of Balony fell from the package and onto the ground.The dog struggled free and ate the balony."My dad's balony!!!"Weevil said."My dad will find out a piece is missing!!!It's his balony!!"He smacked the dog real hard."*Whine!!!*"It squeaked.Wee coulden't resist that cute sound.He picked up the dog and petted it.But it then bit his hand and ran away."This is gonna hurt in the morning."Weevil said.He went upstairs to get a bandage.Bones grabbed a guitar and started to play it.He sucked."Bones,you suck at that."Kaiba said.Bones hacked on Kaiba. "Kaiba?Coulden't I get up?"Bones asked."I don't feel bad at all!!"Kaiba thought."I guess it would be okay......."He said.Bones hollered with joy and ran down the stairs.He started to play with the dog."He's gonna regret it."Kaiba said.Mai walked out and saw Bones."Bones!!!What are you doing out of bed?"She asked. "Kaiba said I could because I don't feel sick." "Well,okay........but youll regret it once you faint." Bones just ignored her and kept playing with Rocket.He hacked blood on it."*Whine!*"It said.It shook the blood out of it's fur and onto Mai."Yucky."She said.She went to wash up. Rex was singing in the living room.He was singing to Mai,when she came back out. "Rex,Im flattered,really...."Mai said,"But please tone it down!!!" Just then,the phone rang."Hello?"Weevil asked. "Can I speak to Kaiba!!!It's Kieth!"Said the urgent voice on the other line. "Uh-I guess."Weevil said.He handed the phone to Kaiba."Hello?"Kaiba asked. "Kaiba!!!Victor's got a new victim captive in his house!!"Kieth said. Kaiba was surprised Kieth was resorting to him at this time."Who is it?"Kaiba asked. "Yugi Motou!!!"Came Kieth's reply.Kaiba's eyes widened and teared up."Yugi!!!"He said."I owe him one,bad!!He saved me and Mokuba's lives!!!If I let him die,Ill never forgive myself.Thank you for calling me!" "Your welcome!!!Im at the scene of the crime!!!!Agent Bill was asking for you!!!Don't you know the address?"Kieth asked. "Uh huh!!Ill meet you there with the other spys."Kaiba said."Good bye." He hung up."Rex!!Stop singing!!!I have urgent news!!!"He said.Rex shut up and everyone listened."Okay,You know Victor?He's kidnapped Yugi and is keeping him hostage!!It's up to us to stop Victor!!" Eveyone's mouths gaped open."But what about Bones?And Mokuba,it's too dangerous for him.Ill have to stay here!!!"Mai said. "No."said Kaiba."We need you.Ill ask a servant to keep watch on them." Mai nodded,but didn't look so sure."Okay...."Rex said,looking into his canvas bag,"Ive packed 3 snickers,5 sandwiches,2 bottles of mace,the walkie talkie......And 5 cans of coke." Mai rolled her eyes."Hurry up,Rex!!!!!We have no time to lose!!!!" "But your horse is dead."Weevil said."And we only have two horses!!" "Mai's riding with me!!"Rex said.Weevil groaned."I have to ride with that geek?"Kaiba asked,pointing at Weevil. "Fraid so."Rexie said.Kaiba groaned,and they walked out the door.
"If you don't give me that remote,Ill kill you!!"Mokuba said to Bones,who was laying down on the couch and watching T.V."Sorry...."Bones said."But I wanna watch this.You should like Powerpuff Girls." Mokuba watched the show."It's stupid!!!"He said."They look like bugs!!" This made Bones sad,but he didn't wanna punch his best friend.Instead,he hacked blood on him. "I cannot wait until your better."Mokuba said."Then you cant use the fact your coughing up blood as a weapon." "But then I can beat people up again."Bones answered.So Mokuba shut up and watched the show.Then,the phone rang."Hello?"Mokuba asked. "Mokuba!!It's me,Yugi!!"Came the person on the other end of the line."Yugi?But aren't you being held hostage?"Mokuba asked. "Yes!!But Im calling you while Victor's turned around.When will you come?" "Seto,Weevil,Rex and Mai just left." "Thank goodness!!!He's threatning to cut me as soon as his knife's sharpened!!!" "Cut you?!Oh no!!Seto had better get there fast!!!" "I know!!He's almost done sharpening his knife!!I really don't think im gonna live...WAIT!I can hear Kaiba's voice outside....AAAAAAA*click*" With the click,the phone hung up."Bones!!"Mokuba said."Yugi-I think he just got killed!" Bones's eyes widened."We've gotta save him!!" "Seto just arrived there.And he'd better hurry,because I don't think Yugi will survive any longer!!!"They both stayed in an eerie silence for about two minutes."Um......I think Kaiba will be succesful."Bones said."After all,he can beat ME up.And I beat up Bandit Kieth..." Mokuba was releived.Bones did have a point."I feel a little better.....But poor Yugi!!!What if that AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH was his last word????"Mokuba asked.Bones hoped Kaiba,Weevi,Rex and Mai didn't fail.
"Oh no...."Weevil said."Only one of us can go in,and who will it be?I don't want any of us getting killed!!"They had to make thier desicion fast,for everyone heard Yugi's yelp."Ill do it."Kaiba said."But.............I need someone with me!!Only one person can't get the job done!!!" Rex,though shaking in his shoes,agreed to help."Ill help..."He said."Youve always been a very good friend to me,and you helped me save 101.2 CRAP from Victor,so Ill go!!" Kaiba nodded."Now come on.We don't have much time!!" They both ran into the old office building,where Yugi was being held hostage on the top floor."It's scary in here...."Rex said."Shut up Rex!!We don't have time!!"Kaiba said.He began madly running up every flight of stairs.Rexie shortly followed.After a while,they reached the room.Yugi was huddled in a corner,at the very back of the room."Yugi!!!"Kaiba said.He helped the very starving boy up."Are you okay?"He asked. "Yes...."Yugi said. "Wait a minute....Where's Victor?"Rex asked.They looked around the room.No Victor."This can;t be!We came up here just to find Victor and put him behind bars,and he's already made a break for it!!!!"Kaiba said. "Not quite....."Yugi corrected."He keeps going in some room to get weapons....you should wait." "NO!!"Rex said."It's best to try to run while he's not here!!Now come on!!!" They all three started to run.But Yugi tripped over the top stair and fell on his face.Luckily,he didn't go rolling."Yugi!!You idiot!"Kaiba said,grabbing his hand and dragging him along.But,someone jumped out in front of them.It was......Bandit Kieth."WAIT!!!"He said.They all skidded to a stop."Don't go down there!!!He's waiting on the bottom floor to come and kill you all three!" But,he spoke to soon,for Victor came charging up the stairs.But he walked right past them!!!!"What......Hey!!Someone sprayed his eyes with mace!!"Kaiba said.They heard the shattering of a window."He jumped out the window!!"Rex said."after our hard work and dedication!!!"he moped down the stairs.When they came out,an ambulance took Yugi to get him back hydrated and fully fed.But Rex,Kieth and Kaiba were very shameful."Let's go back to Weevil's house."Kaiba said."Kieth,follow.I have something to say to you."Keith shrugged and decided to follow on his motorcycle.
When Kaiba walked in,he heard the sound of......crying?Mokuba and Bones were watching a T.V show.The servant was crying."Why are you crying?"Kaiba asked,kicking him right in his hole."B-Because-There making fun of-of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kaiba kicked him.(Or was he an it?)Kaiba laughed."Nice job."He said."Did you save Yugi?"Bones asked.Kaiba nodded."Yes.But Victor got away AGAIN,the basta$%."Mokuba took a bite out of the couch.Then,Bones saw Kieth."LOOK WHAT YOUVE REDUCED ME TO!!!"Bones screeched."If I wasen't sick,Id clobber you to the moon!!" Kieth laughed his monkey laugh."I meant to get you sick.Then I could beat you up." Bones gritted his teeth so hard Kaiba could almost swear they were gonna fall out. "If you punch me Ill give you this again!!!" Kieth quickly shut up."I WANT TO SEE MY DEAR ROCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Weevil squeaked.The dog ran up to him."Hello."He said.It was all tattered."What happened to you?"Weevil asked.He picked the dog up.He turned it over,and started crying."Weevil,what's wrong?"Mai asked.Weevil showed Mai a bullet hole in the dog's right hip."Oh my god!!!"Mai said."Poor doggie!!!"She grabbed a towel and wrapped the dog up."Rex,will you please call the pet doctor?"Mai asked.Rex nodded and dialed. "Boy,some CRAZY stuff goes on in here!!!"Bandit Kieth said.Kaiba nodded."Yeah.Once,Mokuba and Bones colored on the wall here.Weevil's parents made me,Mai,Rex,and Weevil clean it off,but not Mokuba or Bones." Blood from the dog's wound dripped from the towel and splashed on the marble floors."Oh no...."Weevil said between sobs.He grabbed another towel and tried to clean it up.But while he was bent over,his glasses fell of and broke."My glasses!!!"He said.While he was searching for them in his blind state,he slipped over some of the dog's blood and fell onto his face."Talk about bad luck..........."Kaiba remarked.Weevil pounded the bloody ground.His sobs had turned into an occasional hiccup.He picked up his shattered glasses,threw them in the trash and grabbed a new pair.The dog was losing blood fast."Uh...were gonna have to go there...."Rex said."There too INHUMAN to come over here when this dog is bleeding horribly fast." Weevil grabbed it."I can't drive..."He said."I can!!"Bandit Kieth said,"But not very well.But Ill try to get you there as fast as I can." Him and Weevil walked out the door."But I don't have a car...."He said. "We can use mother's car.Im sure she wouldn't care!!!"Weevil said. Bandit Kieth jumped into the drivers seat,and Weevil jumped into the passenger's seat."Where's the closest one?"Bandit Kieth asked.Weevil told him,and Kieth started up the car."Kieth!That makes it go forward!!!"Weevil said,before Kieth could push the gas petal."What do I do then?"Bandit Kieth asked. "You pull back that lever and then push down the gas petal.Then you put the lever back forward when you want to go forward." "Gotcha."Kieth pulled back the lever and pushed down the gas petal.The car began moving.He then took it out of reverse."Okay....Look at that map.Does the way require any freeways?I cannot drive on freeways.Im just learning how to drive." "No.The way doesen't require any freeways." "All right....Oh no I hate intersections...." Weevil was really nervous."Um....Do you even have a learners permit?Your swerving all over the road!!People will think youre drunk!!!" "Well,if your so smart how about YOU drive this hunk of junk?"Kieth snapped.Weevil shut up.
"Let me win for once!!!"Rex said to Mai,who was crashing him at video games."No way."Mai said."With all the practice your getting from losing,you might be able to beat me in a couple of years." Rex groaned at her comment.Mokuba was busy bothering Kaiba."Goodness,Mokuba,go bother Bones!!!!"Kaiba said. "But Bones won't wake up!!!!!And every time I try to wake him up,he hacks blood on me!!!"Mokuba said.Kaiba didn't like the idea of Bones hacking desiese on Mokuba.Bones having Colerha was one thing,but Mokuba getting it was another."I'll go talk to him.I don't want any other of us catching that horrible disiese."Kaiba said.He walked up the stairs."Bones!!Wake yourself up!!!"He said,as he walked into the room.Bones's eyes snapped open."Now YOUR going to bother me?"He said."Tell your stupid little brother to leave me alone." "But I thought Mokuba was your best friend?"Kaiba asked,a sad tone in his voice. "He is,but He doesen't have any respect for me!!!!Doesen't he realize I feel drop dead horrid?He has to keep treading in on me!!!!Im tired of it!!"Bones griped. Kaiba rolled his eyes."Well,maybe you woulden't feel drop dead horrible if you haden't have gotten out of bed,and followed the doctors advice."He said. "What does that miserable old quack know?"Bones asked."Im sure he'd mistake something like Miningitus for a little cold!!!!" "Well..........I have no way to argue with that."Kaiba said."And by the way,get dressed for bed.And your coming on the couch until I go to bed,because your sleeping with me!!!" "Why do I have to sleep with a low life like you?"Bones inquired. "Because,I don't want you diying in the middle of the night!!!I need to keep a watchful eye on you."Kaiba answered,in a smart @$$ tone. "Oh,alright.Ill be down after I change clothes." Kaiba walked downstairs."Seto!!!"Mokuba griped."I heard every word,and your letting him sleep in bed with you instead of me?I hate this house!!!" "YOU can sleep in a pallet right next to me!!" "Alright.....I guess that's okay....." Mokuba slinked away.He really missed Rocket."I hope he didn't die."He said."Because Weevil would be sad.He'd keep whining and moaning and groaning.........." Kaiba just walked away.He watched Rex throw a tantrum."What was that?"He asked. "Well!She just won't quit beating me!!!"He said. Mai was jumping for joy.Rex pushed the off switch on the video game machine."You just wait and see......"He warned,"For Ill practice and practice until I beat you someday!" With that,they fell making out on the couch."Ick...."Kaiba said.He walked out.
Kieth and Weevil were in the vet's room."Um.....this dog is diying."The vet said,"But it will be slow and painful.It would be best to put it to sleep." Weevil's heart skipped a beat."Put her to sleep?"He asked."But she's my best pal!!I coulden't live without my dog!!!" "Well,then,you can play frisbee with a dog that's trailing blood and crying."Bandit Kieth said.He snickered."Shut up."Weevil said."I guess Ill put her to sleep."The vet went away to get the shot. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!Your dog's going to die right now!!"Bandit Kieth taunted.Weevil was very tempted to grab a numzit shot and shove it in his chest.That would stop his heart from beating!!!!Soon,the vet came back.Rocket looked at Weevil like she was thinking,'Why are you doing this to me!!!!!'Weevil looked away from the dog and the vet shoved the shot into it's right thigh.It grew limp.Weevil started to cry.Kieth started to laugh.The vet took the dog somewhere. "Well,at least we have quite a story to tell your parents!!!"Kieth said.Weevil's hand went dangrously close to the numzit needle,but he jerked it back."Ill tell Kaiba to kill you!!"Weevil said. "Ohhh,im so scared!!"Keith said.This time,Weevil grabbed the needle.But,he missed,and the needle plunged into The vet's leg as she was coming back into the room.Weevil stared with a look of awe on his face as she staggered around to catch her balance.Then she clapsed,twitching,to the floor.Weevil and Keith laughed at her,but she had her ugly features screwed up."Hmmm..."Keith thought.He grabbed the sleeping shot and put it into her.Weevil gasped."You killed the VET!!!"He said."Ha!!!" They walked out of the vet and told the people at the desk that she died of natural causes.
Mokuba and Bones were watching a movie.It was about earth worms.It was called Tremors."I don't get this."Mokuba said."How could that cute little wormie be any trouble?"Bones blinked.Cute?It looked like a tapeworm!!!"This happens on BeetleJuice."Bones said."A big striped sandworm comes that scares me.Thats a very strange movie." A tremor ate someone.Kaiba saw that."Mokuba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Your supposed to be in bed!"Kaiba said,and changed the channel to TNT."And Bones,we're about to go." Mokuba groaned."And it was just starting to get scary."He said.He grumbled as he trapsed up to the room he was sleeping in.Then,Weevil and Keith came in.Weevil was drunk."What happened?"Kaiba asked. "Well,they had to put Rocket to sleep and Weevil drank to get the sadness out."Keith said.Weevil clapsed on the floor. "And I coulden't get drunk becasue I was DRIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!"Bandit Kieth yelled."And....Im going home!"He walked out the door.They heard his Motorcycle zoom away.Weevil twitched on the floor."Well,I guess he's chosen his bed....."Rex said.He kicked him. "Hey!!Look!!"Mai said.She was pointing to a Spanish Cartoon.It was a cat with shades."Bandit Kieth!!!"Rex said.Everyone laughed.Except Bones."Hey!!!Bandit Kieth is my friend!!"He said.Everyone laughed even harder.Bones groaned."Kaiba,Im ready to go to bed now."He said.So him and Kaiba went upstairs.It was left with Rex,Mai,and a drunk Weevil.Weevil kept groaning."You think we should...you know...roll him outta here?"Rex asked."It's really uncomforting having a drunk person fainted on the floor."Mai shook her head."He'll get over it soon."She said.They heard a high pitched Screech."Holy cow...."Rex said."Kaiba sounds like a raven." "You dolt!!That's Mokuba!Cant you tell by the girlish sound?"They both paused."That really was a terrible thing to say."Mai said.Rex nodded.Kaiba ran downstairs."What happened?"Mai asked. "Mokuba decided to scream for no reason."He said."And Bones decided he wanted to sleep on the water bed and threw a huge fit.Im diying here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Rex laughed.Bones came staggering down."Kaiba,hurry......."He said."I cant keep holding this bat off for long!!"A bat swooped downstairs.It was Mokuba's pet.Bones finally killed it.He then crawled up the stairs.Kaiba ran up."You know what!!!?"Rex asked. "What?"Mai asked,imatating his exitable tone. "Now,I can watch Matlock!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Rex changed the channel.
Kaiba was having a nice dream when he was awoken."bones!What?!"He asked.But when he turned around,Bones was fast asleep."Playing games,are you.....?"He asked.But Bones didn't stir.Kaiba sat up.Mokuba wasen't in here;He decided to sleep in a room alone."I know I felt something."He muttered,laying back down and rolling over.Then,he felt something again."WHAT?!"He asked,turning around.This time,it WAS Bones. "What?"Kaiba asked,gritting his teeth."Um,I wanted a glass of water,and I went and got it,but now I cannot sleep."Bones said. "Well,why not?"Kaiba asked,trying his best not to scream in Bones's face."Because Im sore all over." "Well,what did you expect?Youve got Colerha,and it's progressing.Come into the living room with me and Ill get you an Advil." Bones and Kaiba got out of bed and walked down the stairs.When they got into the living room,Bones layed down on the couch.Mai was sitting at the long table eating a crossant."Mai?What are you doing awake?"Kaiba asked. "What are YOU doing awake?"Mai asked back."I was just hungrey." "Well,I have to get Bones an Advil.He's complaining again." "Why?What's wrong?" "Stage two of Colerha." "Oh,Okay.And I wanted to ask you something-what is this?"Mai pulled out a porno magazine."I found THIS under Weevil's bed." Kaiba's eyes widened."I never knew!!!"He said."Because he doesen't have a Girlfriend,he's looking at Porn!!!!!!Poor Weevil!!!" The look on Mai's face suggested that she agreed."Well,he tried with Rex's ex but she ran off.I dont see why................." Kaiba raised an eyebrow."I don't think Weevil's ugly!!!!!!!"Mai said."I cant beleive you'd even think that!!!!!!!!"Kaiba laughed."Well,I can't help it.He's a big nerd."He said.Weevil yelled from upstairs,'I heard that!!!!!!!'Kaiba acted like Weevil hadent said anything."Well....."Kaiba said,grabbing the magazine from Mai.He opened it,and Mai could see him go wild."Kaiba,put that down!"Mai said.Kaiba stared blankly onto the page.Mai ripped the magazine away.He had been looking at an advertisment for Wine."200$?For a bottle of WINE?!"Kaiba said.Mai was very relived.She coulden't picture Kaiba looking at porn."Hello?!"She heard Bones groan."I want my Advil!!!!!!"Kaiba brought it over to him,along with his antibodic."Your gonna have to eat something or youll throw up all over Weevil's couch."Kaiba said.Bones took the Advil and walked over to the table.He grabbed a cookie."Bones!Not at this time of night!!"Mai said.She handed him an apple."Man,I hate apples."Bones whined. "That explains why your sick."Mai replied,and kept eating her crossant.Bones bit into the apple and made a face."I don't like it."He said.Mai put peanut butter on it,and Bones began eating it really fast.Kaiba was drinking coffee."Kaiba,now your gonna be up all night!"Mai said. Kaiba shrugged."Im already going to be.I never can get to sleep after someone wakes me up.And i never get that much sleep because Mokuba always has to wake me up."He whined. Mai laughed."Ha ha ha ha ha........"She said.Kaiba threw his coffee on her."Ahhhhhh!"Mai screeched."My designer longerie!!!!!"She took a cloth and wiped most of the coffee off.She then sat back down and kept reading the news.They could hear Rex snoring from all the way down there."God,he needs surgery."Mai said."That's why I came down.I coulden't stand hearing him snore anymore.I hope he's not like that if we get married." "Im all done."Bones said."But I want to stay up!!!!!!!!!!Im not tired anymore." "Um..........Just a minute more.Im going to take your temprature just to be safe."Mai said."And right after that,your going back to bed.Youll be tired and grouchy tomorrow."Bones groaned as she shoved the thermometer in his mouth.Kaiba was looking at himself in the mirror."Whoa,Im sssoooooooooo Handsome!"He said.Mai slapped him."You don't think that.If you ever meet any girls,they'll dump you in 3 seconds time."She said.Kaiba groaned.They then heard something.It was a high pitched noise."Kaiba,I think that's Mokuba crying."Mai said.Kaiba groaned."Im coming!!"He yelled up the stairs,and slunk up.Mokuba was awake and screaming his head off."What do you want?"Kaiba asked. "I had a nightmare!!"Mokuba said."I want to sleep in the room with you!!!" "Well,right now Im in the living room with mai and Bones.You can try to sleep on the couch.And when I go back to bed,if your asleep,Ill leave you.If not,you can sleep in the floor."Kaiba said. "Alright."Mokuba ran downstairs."Faker."Kaiba mumbled."He'll try ANYTHING to get what he wants." He went downstairs."I think Im going to bed as soon as the thermometer's finished.I think you should,too."Mai said.Kaiba nodded."Surely.Im as tired as a dog."He sat down and rested his head on the table until he heard the thermometer beep."103.6."Mai said."Not bad for Colerha." Kaiba could almost dance."Now,Im going to bed!"He said.He grabbed Bones's hand and dragged him up the stairs.He dove in the bed. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!"Bones said."Theres a monster in that bed." The cat was on Bones's side of the bed.Kaiba pushed it off.His guess was that Mokuba had decided to go with Mai."Good night,Bones."He said.He turned over and closed his eyes. He heard Bones let out a chain of horrible sounding coughs and then roll over. Kaiba began thinking about Yugi.Was he okay?He decided he'd go and see him the next day.
In the morning,Kaiba woke up first.Bones was still fast asleep.The time said 10:30 AM,but he didn't wanna wake Bones up because he was sick.So,he just went downstairs.Mokuba was on the couch.He must have fallen asleep when Mai was still up.He was asleep."Mokuba!"Kaiba said.Mokuba's eyes shot open."Oh,hi Seto......"He said."I had a wonderful dream.It was about a goat who-"Kaiba was paying no attention.He flipped on the T.V.There was an instant report about Victor again."Oh,gosh."Kaiba said."When will this end?Im tired of hightailing him.And today,I plan on seeing Yugi." Mokuba was happy."Yay!!Yugi's my friend!!"He said.Both Kaiba and Mokuba were very very fond of Yugi."I don't know if Rex would come-Him and Joey are horrible enemys and Joey will probley be there."Kaiba said."Mokuba,would you go wake every body up?And if Bones doesen't wake up the first time you try,just let him sleep."Mokuba nodded and headed upstairs.Pokemon was on T.V."What trash."Kaiba said.Mokuba loved this show,and was one of the only ones who did.Kaiba turned it to Matlock.It was like it was an alarm for Rex,because Rex came down fully dressed to watch Matlock."Hi Kaiba."He said."I heard we're going to see Yugi today?" "Yes.But you don't have to come because Joey will probley be there." "I want to.Me and Joey are good friends now.I forgave him for trashing me in that duel,and cheating me out of the prize money."Rex said.He started watching Matlock.Forgiving?That was very unlike Rex.But it was true that Rex had became alot nicer ever since he and Mai had gotten together.She had improved him.Mai then came down fully dressed.She looked tired."I should have went back to bed sooner."She complained. Kaiba flipped the channel while Rex was watching."Hey!!"Rex said.He flipped it back.Kaiba growled. Soon,Weevil came down."AAAAAARRGHHHH!!"He said."HANGOVERS!!!IM TIRED OF HANGOVERS!!!!"he was taking some Advils.He emptyed something in his mouth.More liquor."Weevil!!The way to get out of a hangover isn't drinking somemore!!!You seem to think liquor is the solution for everything!!!"Mai said. "It isn't?"Weevil asked.Mai madly shook her head."Oh."Weevil put the liquor up.Then Mokuba and Bones came down.Bones was dressed too.Mokuba had a bugle."He blew that in my ear!!!"Bones complained,and layed down on the couch.Kaiba laughed at poor Bones. "What about Bandit Kieth?"Rex asked."Isn't he gonna be there?" "No way,he hates Yugi."Kaiba said."He wishes DEATH upon him." Rex shuddered and kept watching Matlock."I cant TAKE it anymore!!"Weevil said,grabbing his liquor and drinking it up.Liquor spilled down his front."We need to get rid of that little drinking problem of yours,Weevil."Mai said."You'll die at an early age if you drive intoxicated." Weevil threw the liquor bottle in the trash."Okay,we need to call Yugi and ask if he wants some company."Kaiba said.He picked up the phone.He dialed Yugi's number.Bones was trying to go back to sleep."Wake up Bones!!"Mokuba said."I just woke you up,and here you are trying to sleep again."Bones stirred."No."He said,covering his face with a pillow.Mokuba shrugged."He needs a chill pill."He grumbled. Mai frowned."Leave him alone."She said."Go find something else to do rather then bug people." This was the first time Mokuba had ever been scolded by Mai."Mai,are you alright?Youve never scolded me before."Mokuba said,whining."Im sorry........"Mai replied."I didn't get much sleep last night because of Rex's snoring." "Sorry."Rex said."I can't control it."He kept watching Matlock.Kaiba hung the phone up."Yugi said he would love it if he could have visitors besides Joey." Bones sat up."Oh no,don't tell me JOEY is there."He said."I hate Joey." Kaiba nodded."OH GREAT!!!!"Bones complained."Now,I have to face dumb old Joey.This world is coming to an end."He wrapped himself up in a blanket."Uh oh...."Kaiba said."Youve got a horrible temper." "I DO NOT HAVE A HORRIBLE TEMPER!!!!" Kaiba kept his mouth shut.Weevil drank another bottle of liquor."Dont drink anymore!Then,you cant go over to Yugi's if your drunk."Weevil smiled and grabbed 10 more bottles.He began to madly drink each one.Kaiba called up James(His driver.)on the phone and told him Weevil's address.Bones groaned."Do I HAVE to go?"He asked."Joey will just make me feel even worse." "Im sure Yugi has a bed you can sleep on,and a trash can you can cough in,and Advil you can take."Mai said."So your answer is yes." Bones layed back down,grumbling.Soon,they heard the driver pull in.They were walking out the door,when Kaiba spied Weevil with lots of liquor in his hands."Put that down."Kaiba said."Your not going to be drinking."Weevil groaned and dropped all the liquor.
They had rang the doorbell 7 times,and Yugi hadent come to the door.He had his stereo on."Yugi!!!!"Kaiba called.The stereo turned off and Yugi came to the door.His house was pretty small,because it was at the top of a game shop.He let them in.Joey had a duel monsters mat layed in front of him.They had been dueling."Joey,we'll finish our game later."Yugi said.Joey looked over and spyed Bones.He sneered."Oh no.It's skull face."He said.Bones looked at the ground.He hated being called skull face."I really wish you woulden't call me that."Bones said.Joey gasped."Im sorry!!I didn't know you didn't like it!!Please forgive me!"He said. Kaiba blinked."Is he-"He began to ask Yugi."No,he isn't drunk."Yugi said,"His mother just died." Rex blinked,then bursted out laughing."Hahahahaha!!!"He gaffawed.Joey began crying into a pillow. "This sucks."Yugi said."Let's go tell ghost storys in my Grandpa's dark Dark bedroom!!!" "But I thought your grandpa was diying in bed of emphuazima?"Kaiba asked. Yugi said nothing.Mokuba grabbed a paddle ball and began playing with it.He hated it when Kaiba went to Yugi's house!It was always so boring for him and Bones!!But Bones was asleep,so it wasen't boring for him.And he and Bones always found something pleasurable to do,but now Mokuba could find nothing."Mai,could you help me find something to do?"He asked. Mai thought."Lets see.....No,Im talking to Yugi.But I think Tristan is here!!" Mokuba groaned."But Tristan fell in love with his own mother!!"He said. "Isn't that natural?"Mai asked.Mokuba shuddered."Not that kind of love...................."He said.Mai was surprised.So surprised,she let Weevil look through her wallet."Look at this picture!!"Weevil said."I remember this!!"It was a picture of Weevil,Mai,Kaiba,Bones,Mokuba,Rex,Yugi,and Joey throwing water balloons at eachother one day."That was a great day..."Kaiba said."I finally got back at Bones for putting tabacco in my tea!!!MMMM........tabacco.." "Ive got a whole photo album of us!!!"Yugi said,taking it out from under the table.He opened the dusty book the the front page.It had a little toddler Yugi playing with A little toddler Joey."Awww..."Mai said,"You guys were so cute back then!!"The baby Yugi was rather fat,and was wearing overalls.The baby Joey was average and had pajamas on."I may not remember it."Joey said,"But Im pretty sure it was a great day!!" Yugi flipped to the next page.It was a 7 year old Kaiba and a 7 year old Rex giving baby Mokuba a bottle.Mokuba and Kaiba's mother was seen crouching by them,smiling.Yugi quickly flipped that page,knowing it was making Kaiba and Mokuba sad.Yugi put the album up."This is boring."He said."Lets point out flaws of eachother." Everyone thought that sounded like a good game."You first,Joey."Mai said. "Well..."Joey began,"I never liked your long face,Kaiba."He said.Kaiba gasped.He thought."Well,I never liked your woman's shape."Kaiba shot back.Then,the both started to shoot insults at eachother.Mai ended thier round before it got ugly. "Um...Mokuba."She said. "Well,Rex.I never liked your ugly voice,big and pinpointed eyes and your hair.It's buzzard puke purple with a dewkey brown tinge." Rex gritted his teeth.He thought and thought."Ummmmmm,I never liked your large eyes,your girlish voice and your nerdy clothes!!"He said. Everyone laughed at his attempts to make up an insult."Oh,and your mother was a....a.....SONIC WORKER!!!" This was a terrible insult."Now,Rex,they have to be true."Mai said."You know she robbed people."Everyone stopped being surprised."Do-Do I really have a woman's shape?"Joey asked.Everyone kept talking.It was now Mai and Weevil's turn."Your a big nerd with chlorine colored hair!!"Mai said. "Do i really have a woman's shape?" "Well,you have big lips and a big butt and you smell!!"Weevil said. "Do I really have a woman's shape?" Yugi wasen't liking this game very much."Letsa.....................Do something else."He said.Everyone started shooting insults at him. "You look like a girl!!" "Your a queer!!!" "You look like the exact equivelant of a gorilla in the face!!!" Bugi covered his ears."No!No,It's not true!!!"He said."I am not queer!!!I do not look like a girl!!" "Do I really have a woman's shape?" Kaiba lost control.He tore some of Joey's blonde hair out.He kicked him in the nuts.Then,he moved onto Yugi.He gouged poor Bugi's eyes and stomped his feet.He hit Rex with a baseball bat,broke Weevil's glasses into his eyes and hit Mai with a dinner plate.Everyone was surprised. "Do I really have a woman's shape?" Kaiba gritted his teeth."Those were your last....1..2...3..4..5...6...7....- 7 words,Joey!!!!!"He said.He punched him in the nose."Aw,that smarts.Now,do I really-"Kaiba punched him again,knocking him into the wall."I think Ill just shut up now."Joey concluded."Hey,Ive got a game!!!"Weevil said."It's called.........20 questions." "Yeah,that's a great game."Mokuba said."Let's play." Weevil decided to be the person everyone asked. "It it big?" "Is it Green?" "Oh!!!I Know!!It's a tree!!"-that was Joey. Weevil shook his head on every question."All wrong!!"He said."It's a paramisieum!!!Thier on everyone's body!!!" Everybody cocked thier head."I think we should play a different game...."Rex said."Ohh!!!Like spin the bottle!!" "But Im the only girl!!!"Mai said.Rex shut up. "Let's play........................................................................ ......Dinosaurs then!!!!!!!"Rex said."I can be the big T Rex that trys to eat everyone.RRRRRRRRRROOAAAARRRRR!!!" Nobody payed any attention."Hey!Im talking here!!"He tried again.Everyone had walked out of the room.Rex was sad.
They were watching T.V in Yugi's room when the television came with breaking news."Oh no...."Joey said,"Breaking news always makes me wet my pants!!!"Bugi handed him a depend,snickering.Joey pouted out his bottom lip.He went into the bathroom.They heard him putting it on. "Today,something bizarre happened.Victor,the KILLER that our so called SPYS failed to capture was about to kill a pregnant woman when.......an oriental shelf fell on his head.He was killed instantly!YAHH!!WHO- HOO!!*Ehem*Um,so,our spys are off duty again,and we can say goodbye to them......HURRAY!!THOSE HALF-@$$ SPYS ARE GONE OFF THE TEAM!!!What?Im still on air?AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-" said the television.Everyone paused."I guess this means...we succeded!!!"Weevil said."Now,it's a salute to all oriental shelfs everywhere!!!!I have one in my bathroom.My doggy hikes his leg on it....or my old doggy......" Everyone laughed that Wee's doggy was dead.Joey came out of the bathroom."What did I miss?"He asked. "An oriental shelf fell on Victor,and his spawn was met."Yugi said. Joey cocked his head."What's that mean?"He asked.Everyone thought he was just joking.But they were wrong.