Disclaimer: All of the characters from SW belong to the creator himself, George Lucas, BUT Master Jemi and Padawan Jenika belong to me and my friend, and all of things that you are unfamiliar with.
As our heroes catch Darth Tom-is-queer in the act, a giant ship begins to land in the Ewok village.
Ewoks: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *Run*
Jenika: WHAT IN THE FORCE IS THAT?
Jemi: Wait, something is coming out of the ship…
Darth Jim-is-gay: *comes out of ship* TOM!
Tom-is-queer: MASTER! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! *Gives Jim a teddy-bear hug*
Jemi: Not right… not right at all.
Obi-Wan: Do YOU know where my CHEESE NIPS are MR. SITH?
Jenika: FORGET ABOUT YOUR STUPID CHEESE NIPS, THIS IS A SERIOUS SITUATION GOING ON RIGHT NOW!!
Jemi: *holds a bag of cheese nips* Be a good little Jedi, and I'll give you the cheese nips, while we'll handle these evil Siths, okay?
Obi-Wan: SO YOU TOOK MY CHEESE NIPS!!!
Jemi: THAT'S NOT THE POINT JUST GO EAT ALREADY!!! *tosses bag of cheese nips*
Obi-Wan: Oh, joy!! *starts munching*
Jemi & Jenika: *draws lightsabers in front of Siths*
Jenika: We have some questions for you. *evil grin*
Jim-is-gay: Ah, you must be wondering what my evil plan is? Well-
Jenika: Shut the hell up; your stupid apprentice told us.
Jim-is-gay: Huh? He did?
Tom-is-queer: I'm sorry Master!! *cries* it was a boo-boo! They wanted to kill me!
Jim-is-gay: That's ok… I still love you and we'll kill them first for what they did!
Tom-is-queer: And lookie!! I've got the Ewok like you said so.
Jim-is-gay: Aww, thank you hun. *hugs Tom-is-queer*
Jemi & Jenika: O.o *looks at each other and moves away from each other about 5 steps*
Jenika: Umm... We're here to battle, not to hug each other.
Jim-is-gay: Oh, right. *draws red lightsaber*
Tom-is-queer: *draws purple lightsaber* o.O Wrong one.
Jemi: Isn't that Master Windu's lightsaber?
Tom-is-queer: No, I made this one cuz I think it's pretty.
Jemi: O.o Right, just use the red one.
Tom-is-queer: Right. *draws red lightsaber*
Soon a fierce battle is about to begin.
{Note: Master Jemi: I might use the terms that the Jedis use to battle. To make it easier for you readers, PARRY is a block from an attack. ATTACK is of course, an attack on the opponent. JUNG is a 180-degree turn. JUNG MA is a 360-degree spin to gain power for an attack. SAI is a Force-assisted jump to evade an attack to thd legs. SHUN is a one-handed grip, spinning lightsaber 360 degrees to gain speed for an attack.
jEnIkA dA jEdI: That alot of info.
Master Jemi: Well sorrie, Jen, I have to get this straight for our readers.
jEnIkA dA jEdI: It would be simple if you just type 'jump' or 'block.'
Master Jemi: *waves hand* You will agree with me on the movements.
jEnIkA dA jEdI: I will agree with you on the movements.
Master Jemi: Wow, it worked!! *evil grin*}
Jemi: You'll get Darth Tom-is-queer and I'll get Darth Jim-is-gay.
Jenika: Oh, no. I'm not falling for that again.
Jemi: Fine, I'll get Darth Jim-is-gay and you'll Darth Tom-is-queer.
Jenika: Alrighty... wait... *Jemi makes her first move on Jim-is-gay* Rats... *Tom-is-queer makes a his move, and cut a piece of her tunic* HEY!! THAT WAS A PIECE OF MY FAVORITE TUNIC!! NOW YOU'LL PAY!!! *charges at Tom-is-queer, but he blocks her move.*
Jemi: You'll never win Darth Jim-is-gay. We will win this battle. *Jim- attack; Jemi- parry*
Jim-is-gay: Who says that you'll win? *Jemi- low attack; Jim- low parry*
Jemi: ME! *Jemi- High Jung Ma; Jim- High parry*
Jenika: You make me sick, Tom. Especially since your lover is your Master. *Jenika- Jung; Tom- parry
Tom-is-queer: Don't you diss my boyfriend!!! *Tom- Shun; Jenika- parry*
Jenika: MAKE ME!! *Jenika- attack; Tom- parry*
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MaStEr JeMi: So who do you think will win? Our heroes or the gay Siths?
Ewan: I think the gay Siths will win. *jEnIkA hits Ewan with a mallet*
jEnIkA dA jEdI: DON'T YOU EVER DISS US, EWAN!!
Ewan: @_@ ow.
MaStEr JeMi: *sighs* Just wait for the next chp readers. And don't forget to review!!
As our heroes catch Darth Tom-is-queer in the act, a giant ship begins to land in the Ewok village.
Ewoks: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *Run*
Jenika: WHAT IN THE FORCE IS THAT?
Jemi: Wait, something is coming out of the ship…
Darth Jim-is-gay: *comes out of ship* TOM!
Tom-is-queer: MASTER! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! *Gives Jim a teddy-bear hug*
Jemi: Not right… not right at all.
Obi-Wan: Do YOU know where my CHEESE NIPS are MR. SITH?
Jenika: FORGET ABOUT YOUR STUPID CHEESE NIPS, THIS IS A SERIOUS SITUATION GOING ON RIGHT NOW!!
Jemi: *holds a bag of cheese nips* Be a good little Jedi, and I'll give you the cheese nips, while we'll handle these evil Siths, okay?
Obi-Wan: SO YOU TOOK MY CHEESE NIPS!!!
Jemi: THAT'S NOT THE POINT JUST GO EAT ALREADY!!! *tosses bag of cheese nips*
Obi-Wan: Oh, joy!! *starts munching*
Jemi & Jenika: *draws lightsabers in front of Siths*
Jenika: We have some questions for you. *evil grin*
Jim-is-gay: Ah, you must be wondering what my evil plan is? Well-
Jenika: Shut the hell up; your stupid apprentice told us.
Jim-is-gay: Huh? He did?
Tom-is-queer: I'm sorry Master!! *cries* it was a boo-boo! They wanted to kill me!
Jim-is-gay: That's ok… I still love you and we'll kill them first for what they did!
Tom-is-queer: And lookie!! I've got the Ewok like you said so.
Jim-is-gay: Aww, thank you hun. *hugs Tom-is-queer*
Jemi & Jenika: O.o *looks at each other and moves away from each other about 5 steps*
Jenika: Umm... We're here to battle, not to hug each other.
Jim-is-gay: Oh, right. *draws red lightsaber*
Tom-is-queer: *draws purple lightsaber* o.O Wrong one.
Jemi: Isn't that Master Windu's lightsaber?
Tom-is-queer: No, I made this one cuz I think it's pretty.
Jemi: O.o Right, just use the red one.
Tom-is-queer: Right. *draws red lightsaber*
Soon a fierce battle is about to begin.
{Note: Master Jemi: I might use the terms that the Jedis use to battle. To make it easier for you readers, PARRY is a block from an attack. ATTACK is of course, an attack on the opponent. JUNG is a 180-degree turn. JUNG MA is a 360-degree spin to gain power for an attack. SAI is a Force-assisted jump to evade an attack to thd legs. SHUN is a one-handed grip, spinning lightsaber 360 degrees to gain speed for an attack.
jEnIkA dA jEdI: That alot of info.
Master Jemi: Well sorrie, Jen, I have to get this straight for our readers.
jEnIkA dA jEdI: It would be simple if you just type 'jump' or 'block.'
Master Jemi: *waves hand* You will agree with me on the movements.
jEnIkA dA jEdI: I will agree with you on the movements.
Master Jemi: Wow, it worked!! *evil grin*}
Jemi: You'll get Darth Tom-is-queer and I'll get Darth Jim-is-gay.
Jenika: Oh, no. I'm not falling for that again.
Jemi: Fine, I'll get Darth Jim-is-gay and you'll Darth Tom-is-queer.
Jenika: Alrighty... wait... *Jemi makes her first move on Jim-is-gay* Rats... *Tom-is-queer makes a his move, and cut a piece of her tunic* HEY!! THAT WAS A PIECE OF MY FAVORITE TUNIC!! NOW YOU'LL PAY!!! *charges at Tom-is-queer, but he blocks her move.*
Jemi: You'll never win Darth Jim-is-gay. We will win this battle. *Jim- attack; Jemi- parry*
Jim-is-gay: Who says that you'll win? *Jemi- low attack; Jim- low parry*
Jemi: ME! *Jemi- High Jung Ma; Jim- High parry*
Jenika: You make me sick, Tom. Especially since your lover is your Master. *Jenika- Jung; Tom- parry
Tom-is-queer: Don't you diss my boyfriend!!! *Tom- Shun; Jenika- parry*
Jenika: MAKE ME!! *Jenika- attack; Tom- parry*
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MaStEr JeMi: So who do you think will win? Our heroes or the gay Siths?
Ewan: I think the gay Siths will win. *jEnIkA hits Ewan with a mallet*
jEnIkA dA jEdI: DON'T YOU EVER DISS US, EWAN!!
Ewan: @_@ ow.
MaStEr JeMi: *sighs* Just wait for the next chp readers. And don't forget to review!!