Disclaimer: All of the characters from SW belong to the creator himself, George Lucas, BUT Master Jemi and Padawan Jenika belong to me and my friend, and all of things that you are unfamiliar with.
The battle rages on. Jemi against Darth Jim-is-gay; Jenika fighting his evil apprentice. Everything is under control until something goes very wrong…
Darth Jim-is-gay: *parry* YOU WILL NEVER WIN!
Jemi: *low attack; Jim- Sai* That's what they all say… then look what happens… THEY LOSE! *Jemi- attack; Jim- parry*
Jim-is-gay: *Attack, but Jemi dodged away and then he cuts Obi's Cheese Nips box in half* Um… sorry about that. *Low attack; Jemi-Sai*
Obi-Wan: *glaring at cheese nips on the ground* Cheese Nips? Are you ok? Cheese Nip? Winky? Sarah? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! YOU KILLED MY CHEESE NIPS!!!!!!!!! DIE! *Draws lightsaber and attacks Jim*
Jim-is-gay: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *runs around like a uh.... gay idiot*
Jemi: He names crackers… that's scary… but he's still cute *sighs, then charges at Jim-is-gay*
As everyone fights, Anikan and Padme kept making-out.
Anakin: Mmmmmmmmm *eyes Obi-Wan fighting; let's go of Padme* Master? MASTER!! I'LL HELP YOU!! BEDSIDES IM THE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU!!! *Draws lightsaber and attacks Tom*
Padme: ANI! COME BACK! Damn it was getting good too… FINE JUST DO THAT AND I'LL JUST SIT HERE AND DO NOTHING! *Sits down near a tree* He was getting ready to- *sees Ewok* Why hello little Ewoks *grab her and tie her onto a stick* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAANNNNNAAAAKIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!
Anakin: I'M HERE TO HELP, JENIKA!!!! *parries Tom-is-queer's charging Jung.*
Jenika: Huh? Okay! Cool! Finally you stopped kissing your mate. *parry; Anakin- low parry; Tom- Jung Ma*
~*~Meanwhile in the village~*~
Padme: Just great. I'm about to get eaten by cute teddy bears. *being roasted on a open fire*
Frucon: Yub-yub Yo-yub?
Moango: YUB-YUB!!
Padme: AAAAAANNNNNNAAAAAAKKKKKKIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
~*~Back to the fight~*~
Jenika: Did you hear something? *attack; Tom- parry*
Anakin: I think so... *looks at her* OH WELL!!! *jung; Jenika- shun; Tom- 360 degree parry*
Jemi: *hears the screaming* That sounds like Padme. HEY, ANAKIN, YOU'RE WIFE'S IN DEEP TROUBLE !!
Anakin: Huh? *attack*
Jemi: YOUR FREAKING WIFE IS CAPTURED BY THE LITTLE EWOKS!!!
Anakin: OH. TELL HER THAT I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW MINUTES!! *parry*
Jemi: O.o Ugh. I guess some hotties are not really smart what you think they are.
Obi-Wan: *still chasing Jim-is-gay* YOU PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY CHEESE NIPS!!! YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!
Jim-is-gay: *running away from the Jedis* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S JUST CHEESE NIPS, YOU'RE GOIN TO EAT THEM ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!!
Obi-Wan: I DONT CARE!!!! I'M SUPPOSED TO KILL THEM, NOT YOU!!!!!!!!!
Jemi: *sighs, and running after them* I WANT TO BATTLE HERE!! NOT CHASING THE HOMOSEXUAL!!!!
Obi-Wan: BUT HE KILLED MY CHEESE NIPS!!!!
Jemi: I'M GIVING A ROOM FULL OF CHEESE NIPS, REMEMBER??? BESIDES I WANT TO HAVE A BATTLE!!!!
Obi-Wan: *stops running* Oh. Okay. When will you give them to me? *Jim-is-gay stops and sat down for a break*
Jemi: *stops running* As soon as I defeat Jim-is-gay.
Obi-Wan: Can I help?? *puts a huge grin on*
Jemi: Sure. *yells from a distance* YO, DARTH JIM-IS-GAY, CAN WE BATTLE NOW??
Jim-is-gay: Just... give... me... a... min... nute...
Jemi: *looks at her watch* YOUR MINUTE IS UP NOW. *draws lightsaber* CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs toward him*
Obi-Wan: WAIT FOR ME!!!! *runs with Jemi*
Jim-is-gay: Oh, god. *draws lightsaber, double parry; Jemi- strong Jung Ma; Obi-Wan- attack.*
The craziness of the battle keeps on going. All of a sudden another ship lands in the Ewok village. Low and behold, Lewmacca, Chewbecca, Josh Ttentrah, and Han Solo come out of it.
Han Solo: HEY! There are the little b******ds that stole our ship!
Chewbecca: Rowff roff foor.
Han: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DID IT AGAIN? ITS NOT LIKE CURSING IS DESTROYING THIS FAN FICTION! WHAT'S A FAN FIC AGAIN? AAAAAHHHHHH!!
Jenika: *glance at Josh* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! JOSH!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Runs over and hugs Josh*
Josh: Can't… breath… UGH.
Jemi: Jenika, get your ass back in the battle and help Anakin! *Walks over to Han and waves her hand in front of his face* You will go rescue Padme from getting eaten by Ewoks.
Han: I will go rescue Padme from Ewoks. Come let's go…
Lewmacca: Roof?
Han: WE ARE GOING TO RESCUE SOMEONE FROM EWOKS! LET'S GO!
Jemi: *yells* JENIKA STOP HUGGING JOSH AND HELP ANAKIN!!!!
Jenika: Oh, ok. *let's go of Josh* I have to battle now…bye bye *draws light saber and attacks Tom*
Josh: o.O Ugh. *falls to the ground*
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MaStEr JeMi: Wow, we're almost done with our first humor Star Wars fic, Jenika.
jEnIkA dA jEdI: Why, yes indeed, Master.
MaStEr JeMi: NOW who do you think is going to win?? The Jedis? Or the Siths?
Ewan, Hayden, Natalie: We think it's going to be the Siths.
*authors looks at each other and then puts an evil grin on thier faces.*
jEnIkA: Say that again?
Hayden: We said that we think it's going to be the Siths. *jEnIkA attacks Hayden; Jemi attacks Ewan and Natalie* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jEnIkA: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DISSING US???
JeMi: I know that you trio are my favorite actors and actress, but YOU HAVE AGREE WITH US ON THIS ONE!!!!
*From a distance*
Harrison: I don't want to get caught in that situation. So I'll say the Jedis. You have to agree on me this one readers, and don't forget to review!
The battle rages on. Jemi against Darth Jim-is-gay; Jenika fighting his evil apprentice. Everything is under control until something goes very wrong…
Darth Jim-is-gay: *parry* YOU WILL NEVER WIN!
Jemi: *low attack; Jim- Sai* That's what they all say… then look what happens… THEY LOSE! *Jemi- attack; Jim- parry*
Jim-is-gay: *Attack, but Jemi dodged away and then he cuts Obi's Cheese Nips box in half* Um… sorry about that. *Low attack; Jemi-Sai*
Obi-Wan: *glaring at cheese nips on the ground* Cheese Nips? Are you ok? Cheese Nip? Winky? Sarah? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! YOU KILLED MY CHEESE NIPS!!!!!!!!! DIE! *Draws lightsaber and attacks Jim*
Jim-is-gay: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *runs around like a uh.... gay idiot*
Jemi: He names crackers… that's scary… but he's still cute *sighs, then charges at Jim-is-gay*
As everyone fights, Anikan and Padme kept making-out.
Anakin: Mmmmmmmmm *eyes Obi-Wan fighting; let's go of Padme* Master? MASTER!! I'LL HELP YOU!! BEDSIDES IM THE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU!!! *Draws lightsaber and attacks Tom*
Padme: ANI! COME BACK! Damn it was getting good too… FINE JUST DO THAT AND I'LL JUST SIT HERE AND DO NOTHING! *Sits down near a tree* He was getting ready to- *sees Ewok* Why hello little Ewoks *grab her and tie her onto a stick* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAANNNNNAAAAKIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!
Anakin: I'M HERE TO HELP, JENIKA!!!! *parries Tom-is-queer's charging Jung.*
Jenika: Huh? Okay! Cool! Finally you stopped kissing your mate. *parry; Anakin- low parry; Tom- Jung Ma*
~*~Meanwhile in the village~*~
Padme: Just great. I'm about to get eaten by cute teddy bears. *being roasted on a open fire*
Frucon: Yub-yub Yo-yub?
Moango: YUB-YUB!!
Padme: AAAAAANNNNNNAAAAAAKKKKKKIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
~*~Back to the fight~*~
Jenika: Did you hear something? *attack; Tom- parry*
Anakin: I think so... *looks at her* OH WELL!!! *jung; Jenika- shun; Tom- 360 degree parry*
Jemi: *hears the screaming* That sounds like Padme. HEY, ANAKIN, YOU'RE WIFE'S IN DEEP TROUBLE !!
Anakin: Huh? *attack*
Jemi: YOUR FREAKING WIFE IS CAPTURED BY THE LITTLE EWOKS!!!
Anakin: OH. TELL HER THAT I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW MINUTES!! *parry*
Jemi: O.o Ugh. I guess some hotties are not really smart what you think they are.
Obi-Wan: *still chasing Jim-is-gay* YOU PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY CHEESE NIPS!!! YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!
Jim-is-gay: *running away from the Jedis* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S JUST CHEESE NIPS, YOU'RE GOIN TO EAT THEM ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!!
Obi-Wan: I DONT CARE!!!! I'M SUPPOSED TO KILL THEM, NOT YOU!!!!!!!!!
Jemi: *sighs, and running after them* I WANT TO BATTLE HERE!! NOT CHASING THE HOMOSEXUAL!!!!
Obi-Wan: BUT HE KILLED MY CHEESE NIPS!!!!
Jemi: I'M GIVING A ROOM FULL OF CHEESE NIPS, REMEMBER??? BESIDES I WANT TO HAVE A BATTLE!!!!
Obi-Wan: *stops running* Oh. Okay. When will you give them to me? *Jim-is-gay stops and sat down for a break*
Jemi: *stops running* As soon as I defeat Jim-is-gay.
Obi-Wan: Can I help?? *puts a huge grin on*
Jemi: Sure. *yells from a distance* YO, DARTH JIM-IS-GAY, CAN WE BATTLE NOW??
Jim-is-gay: Just... give... me... a... min... nute...
Jemi: *looks at her watch* YOUR MINUTE IS UP NOW. *draws lightsaber* CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs toward him*
Obi-Wan: WAIT FOR ME!!!! *runs with Jemi*
Jim-is-gay: Oh, god. *draws lightsaber, double parry; Jemi- strong Jung Ma; Obi-Wan- attack.*
The craziness of the battle keeps on going. All of a sudden another ship lands in the Ewok village. Low and behold, Lewmacca, Chewbecca, Josh Ttentrah, and Han Solo come out of it.
Han Solo: HEY! There are the little b******ds that stole our ship!
Chewbecca: Rowff roff foor.
Han: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DID IT AGAIN? ITS NOT LIKE CURSING IS DESTROYING THIS FAN FICTION! WHAT'S A FAN FIC AGAIN? AAAAAHHHHHH!!
Jenika: *glance at Josh* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! JOSH!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Runs over and hugs Josh*
Josh: Can't… breath… UGH.
Jemi: Jenika, get your ass back in the battle and help Anakin! *Walks over to Han and waves her hand in front of his face* You will go rescue Padme from getting eaten by Ewoks.
Han: I will go rescue Padme from Ewoks. Come let's go…
Lewmacca: Roof?
Han: WE ARE GOING TO RESCUE SOMEONE FROM EWOKS! LET'S GO!
Jemi: *yells* JENIKA STOP HUGGING JOSH AND HELP ANAKIN!!!!
Jenika: Oh, ok. *let's go of Josh* I have to battle now…bye bye *draws light saber and attacks Tom*
Josh: o.O Ugh. *falls to the ground*
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MaStEr JeMi: Wow, we're almost done with our first humor Star Wars fic, Jenika.
jEnIkA dA jEdI: Why, yes indeed, Master.
MaStEr JeMi: NOW who do you think is going to win?? The Jedis? Or the Siths?
Ewan, Hayden, Natalie: We think it's going to be the Siths.
*authors looks at each other and then puts an evil grin on thier faces.*
jEnIkA: Say that again?
Hayden: We said that we think it's going to be the Siths. *jEnIkA attacks Hayden; Jemi attacks Ewan and Natalie* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jEnIkA: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DISSING US???
JeMi: I know that you trio are my favorite actors and actress, but YOU HAVE AGREE WITH US ON THIS ONE!!!!
*From a distance*
Harrison: I don't want to get caught in that situation. So I'll say the Jedis. You have to agree on me this one readers, and don't forget to review!