As done countless times I too will do a RENT A YU-GI-OH DATE!!!!
Bakura: YAY!!
Seto: *sarcastically* Oh, yay!
Artic: Come on!! We will go first as an example.
Note: It may be G-R, NO ACTUAL
LEMON!! Maybe a little sleeping together, but NO LEMON!
Seto: Damn!
*Artic And Seto*
It was Friday. Seto had just got off the phone.
Seto: YES!! YES!!! YES!! *starts to pump fist into air and dance around*
Mokuba: What is it Big Brother?
Seto: *singsong voice* I got a date with Artic, I got a date with Artic!!
Mokuba: Yay Big Brother!! Um, who's Artic?
Seto: That girl that you saw me kissing at the end of the week.
Mokuba: Oh. Big Brother?
Seto: *getting dressed* Um-hm?
Mokuba: What's an Artic?
Seto: Dammit, it's her name!!
Mokuba: Oh. What kind of a name is that?
Seto: *ignores Mokuba and goes to get something from the store*
At Artic's Place
Artic was getting help to get dressed by her pal hypr_angel.
Artic: Should I wear a pink sparkle dress or a pink sparkle shirt with black skirt and a shiny blue jacket opened?
hypr_angel: I vote 2nd one.
Artic: Ok. *puts just that on* Blue sparkle handbag or purple sparkle handbag?
hypr_angel: Purple.
Artic: Ok. White high heels or red?
hypr_angel: White.
Artic puts on her make up and waits patiently for Seto to come.
Then, a black and silver limo pulls up in front of her house.
Seto: *opening door* After you. *grins*
Artic: Thank you.
They drive off to a fancy restaurant. There Artic gets steak and shrimp and Seto gets lasagna. Then they come back to the Kaiba Mansion.
Artic: Mind if I tell my friend where I am?
Seto: *in bathroom changing into boxers* No problem!
Artic calls hypr_angel.
*RING*
hypr_angel: Artic! Where are you?
Artic: At Seto's mansion.
hypr_angel: WOW! Did he "make the move"?
Artic: No. Oh here he comes! Chat with you later!
Artic hangs up the phone.
Seto: Well… *looks at the bed then Artic*
Artic: *catches on* Okay.
Seto reaches out and leads Artic to the bed. Then he slips her and himself under the silk covers.
Artic: You are amazing.
Seto: Really? *pours champagne into two glasses*
Artic: Yes.
Seto: *grins evilly* Why do you show me that?
Artic: Your pleasure.
Then a man and woman run in the room wit h a black sign that says "CENSERED"
There goes the "Leave at R" activation.
Artic: Ye-
And there goes the microphone.
Well let's wait. COMMERCIAL!!!!
Yugi: Do you have a sugar-high Yami? Then call 1-800- NO-SUGAR! It helped my get Yami to quit making me lose star chips!
And the "CENSERED" sign is removed and we see sheets ruffled and a exhausted-looking Seto and Artic.
Artic: How about a little kiss?
Seto: Sure!
They kiss and then fall asleep.
At 4:00 in the morning, Mokuba walks in the room.
Mokuba: Big Brother, is that what "sex" is?
Seto: GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!!
Mokuba: *starts to run and cry*
Seto: Serves him right.
He then puts Artic's arm back into his chest and falls back asleep.
That would be what the story would be like, so ya hafta write a long review! TOODLES!!