Author's Note: Please PLEEZE Don't make fun of me. First Spongebob Fan-fic and all.

One day Patrick wandered around eating his lunch which were Twinkies. Then when he was watching TV, the big fish guy said "Vrad Mitt lost the handsomest actor contest to Benny Afflecky so look how he responded!!!!" "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" Patrick said "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! I LOVE THOSE STUPID ACTORS!" But that wasn't the problem was. HEY! ZAAT IZ MY PAAT! Zpongebob haz Noggin but zey are all babyz showz. Zpongebob likez za babyz showz.----- What will happen? You will find out when I update soon. I will have to get reviews to do that though. Saying that you want more.