i'm so sorry it took so long for the next chapter! but i'm working on about six fics at the same time, which isn't very smart, so bear with me. i had six hours of plane time over the past week, so i did some writing. hehe...anyway, here's the next chapter of the Cell Phone of Time!
We glide over Hyrule Field on...something..and see the wide green hills. Picking up speed, we jump to the Temple of Time, completely skipping over Hyrule Market, because you can't see it yet. It's part of the surprise. Anyway, the camera zooms in on the temple, and everything turns white. Words float across the screen. Maybe we should read them.
Words - er - voice: Link...Link, wake up.
Link: der...
Voice: Hero of Time, you must wake up.
Link: lllllll....
Owner of the Voice: *shakes Link violently*
Link: @.@ Okay, I'm awake now.
Voice: Good.
Link: *looks at owner of the voice*
Voice: I am Rauru ( as if you didn't know that already), the Sage of Light.
Link: Nice to meet you. I'm Link, the, uh...
Rauru: You are the Hero of Time, the one chosen by the Master Sword to protect Hyrule from evil.
Link: Nifty.
Rauru: *speaks louder, clearly annoyed* You had gained the keys to open the Door of Time, and enter the Sacred Realm. It was hoped that you would obtain the Triforce and prevent Ganondorf from doing so. However, you were too young, thus you were sealed in the Sacred Realm for seven years.
Link: Seven years? That sucks.
Rauru: -.- Quite...but now that you are older, you can save Hyrule! Look at yourself, Link!
Link: *does, and sees himself older and not so scrawny* Awesome!
Rauru: Indeed. Since you have awakened, you must now begin a new quest. With the Cell Phone of Time, you must awaken the other five sages and obtain their power. Once you have done that, you will be able to vanquish the Gerudo King and restore order to Hyrule.
Link: Sounds fun! *turns serious (finally!)* I will use the Master Sword, and with the Cell Phone of Time and my side, I will destroy the evil being, Ganondorf, and win the Triforce!! *sticks Master Sword in the air and stands there like that*
Rauru: how did he get chosen to be the Hero of Time? o.o'
Link: *lowers sword and looks around* So, how do I get out of here?
Rauru? I will transport you out of here in just a minute.
Link: okay.
Rauru: In the form of the medallion, I give you my power. *raises arms, and a golden medallion floats down to Link.*
Link: One down, five more to go. Thanks, Rauru!!
Rauru: Be safe, Hero of Time!!
The screen turns white again, and Link magically appears in the Temple of Time.
*THWACK!!!*
Link: *falls backwards after having been hit in the face by a fast-moving, tiny, now-bouncing, glowing ball of light*
Fast-Moving, Tiny, Now-Bouncing, Glowing Ball of Light: *with Russian accent* I've finally found you, Link! I caught up with you seven years ago after Navi's premature departure, but you disappeared in the Temple of Time. Very rude, if you ask me! *rams into Link again*
Link: ouch! *rubs his head* who are you?
Fast-Moving, Tiny, Now-Bouncing, Glowing Ball of Light: Oh, I'm terribly sorry! I was so excited about finding you that I forgot to introduce myself! *stops bouncing* I am Ivan, your new fairy partner.
Link: another fairy? I hope you aren't like Navi..*grimaces8
Ivan: how rude! *rams into Link again*
Link: Ow! *rubs his head* Will you stop doing that?!
Ivan: sorry, my wings slipped. It's rather drafty in here...
Link: *scowls at Ivan* well at least you know how to say something besides "Hey! Look! Listen!!"
Ivan: I have a wide vocabulary.
Link: Didn't I just say that?
Ivan: No, you said-
Link: Never mind!
New voice (betcha can't guess who it is): Can I interrupt you two long enough to provide you with information that is vital to your quest?
Link & Ivan: Who are you?
New Voice: I am Sheik, of the Sheikah.
Ivan: Are all the Sheikah's names that original?
Sheik: As a matter of fact, I am the first Sheikah to ever bear this name. *stares at them haughtily*
Ivan: Whatever you say.
Link: So, what information do you have for us?
Sheik: I was just getting to that. Your mission, should you choose to accept it - you have no choice, so pay attention - is to awaken the other five sages and obtain their powers to destroy Ganondorf.
Link: I already knew that.
Sheik: *glares with a slightly red tint on his face* I-I knew that...
Ivan: Sure you did.
Sheik: Well, maybe you don't know this. Here are the locations of the five sages: a deep forest, a high mountain, under a vast lake, the house of the dead, and inside a goddess of the sand.
Link: I didn't know that.
Sheik: *eyes gleam* See? I told you I had useful information for you.
Link: I guess we better get going, then. *runs out of the Temple of Time*
Ivan: *sticks his tongue out at Sheik, but you can't see it 'cause he's just a little ball of light, and flies after Link.
And so, the New Adventures of Link the Hero of Time commence! Will Rauru ever have faith in Link? Will Ivan be more useful (or entertaining) than Navi? Will Link be able to use the Cell Phone of Time without ridicule from the voice on the other end of the line? Is Sheik's name really as original as he says it is? Has Ganondorf yet bewitched the castle silverware?
Most of that and more answered in the next chapter of The Legend of Zelda: Cell Phone of Time!!!