Author's notes: Why am I still posting this, you ask? Because I feel like
it, now back off! Never mind, instead of backing off you could just R and
R. Doesn't it just make you think of the other kind of R and R when people
say that? I know I do. The reason why this part is fairly short is because
I really couldn't go any further without needing to go MUCH further. What I
mean is, I just wanted to finish off everyone's dinner orders in this part,
but not move on to something else.
***
Wheeler paused in the jiggy goings on. The crowd gave a collective gasp... Fat Naked Riley had just keeled over, and blood had started gushing from his mouth. But right when some unknown audience member was about to run for the phone (you know, to ring an ambulance), Riley sat up and began to laugh.
"Teehee, ketchup!" he said.
Buffy dragged the fat naked one away to spank him because he made everyone look at him when they really didn't want to.
Gohan, remembering that Wheeler had decided what he wanted for dinner before the unfortunate Riley incident, pointed to the redheaded Planet boy again.
"Oh, me!" exclaimed Wheeler, for some reason very excited. "I'll have... dum da dum dum... A large chicken nuggets and a Diet Coke! I have to watch my weight, you know."
The still-remaining audience gave a cheer for the best performance of a lifetime, then wandered back to where ever they had been before all the jiggy fun had commenced.
Gohan wrote Wheeler's delayed order down, then pointed to Linka who was leaving the bathroom. She'd had to, as being in there with Clark (who had for some reason gone into the ladies room) was just too much for anyone to take.
"Hmm? What?" she asked.
"Dinner order, honey", Wheeler explained to her.
"Oh!" Linka exclaimed. She looked over at the other Planeteers who hadn't yet ordered. "Do we want the usual, guys?" she asked, and they nodded vigorously. "Ok, we", she pointed to herself, Gee, Marti and Quami, "will have the family meal deal, because, you know, it has four meals and there's four of us. Pretty handy, if you ask me. What drinks do you want, guys?"
"Coke!" said Gee.
"Coke!" said Marti.
"Coke!" said Linka. "Sorry, but I had to join in."
"Coke!" said Mulder.
"Wait your turn", Gohan warned him.
"Tea", said Quami.
The other Planeteers laughed.
"You're the odd one out!" Marti exclaimed. "And also, you can't get tea with family meal deals."
Quami pondered this for a moment.
"I'll have a Coke, then", he said.
Gohan again wrote this order down. But before he could point to anyone else, though, something happened. Fat Naked Riley spoke up. Oh no.
"Oh PLEASE let me order next! Please, please, please, please...", Riley had gotten so excited that he had begun waving has arms about, and an ill- directed fat roll had hit him in the head. Fat Naked Riley had knocked himself unconscious.
"He'll just have some of my dinner", Buffy interjected.
Gohan, nodding in agreement, pointed to MacGuyver.
"Me?" asked MacGuyver, because he's stupid. "Hmm... Ok, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with Cheese Meal, and a Sprite."
There was much applause from all those around, so excited were they that someone could order so quickly. MacGuyver took a small bow, before scampering off to play on the McDonalds' playground.
Gohan pointed, next, to Spike.
"You're next, bleachy boy!" he said rudely.
Spike was very offended by this.
"I'm very offended by this", he said. "But don't worry about me, I can provide my own food."
Spike reached into his purple backpack he'd been carrying the whole time and pulled out a microwave. He sat it on a table and plugged it into a handy dandy electrical outlet that just happened to be there. Reaching once again into his stylish purple backpack, Spike retrieved two blood bags, which both had his name scribbled in the corner.
When everyone noticed his name they began to laugh.
"What?" Spike asked, confused. "I don't want people stealing my damn blood, or mistaking it for their own!"
Spike then put his blood bags in the microwave, set the timer, and stared into the light, watching the bags spin around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and aro...
Gohan pointed to Matt. But Matt was too busy trying to escape Clark's penetrating stare, he (Clark) having returned from the bathroom during Spike's dinner preparations. Quami tapped Matt on the shoulder, and Matt looked around wildly. Quami then pointed to Gohan, who was still pointing. There really is too much pointing going on.
"Oh!" exclaimed Matt. "I want a Happy Meal with a Junior Burger and a Coke. And get me the best toy."
Gohan nodded. But because he's stupid, he had lost track of who had given their orders and who hadn't.
"Is there anyone left to order?" he asked, confused.
Mulder raised his hand and Lois stood up.
"I haven't", Lois said. "I'll have a small fries. I'm watching my weight, you see. Kind of like Wheeler."
"And you?" Gohan asked spooky, psycho Mulder.
Mulder began to sing.
"Oh what, oh what do I want for my dinner, oh what, oh what do I want?" Mulder sang loudly.
Other restaurant visitors began to stare.
"He'll have a Big Mac", Buffy said, embarrassed.
Gohan wrote this, and Lois' small fries in his handy dandy notebook.
"Alrighty then!" he announced. "I think we can finally order!"
There was a smattering of applause as Gohan made his way over to the counter and rattled off the long and embarrassing order to Ronald, who was back behind the cash register.
"...and for me, I'll have a Fillet of Fish Burger and a Sprite", Gohan finished.
"Sure sir, we'll have that to you as soon as possible", Ronald said. "Expect it in 20 to 30 minutes."
"What?!" Gohan exclaimed. "That's outrageous! Aren't we meant to get any orders for free that take more than 90 seconds?"
"I'm sorry sir, but that's only when you use the drive-thru. I'll see you in 20 to 30 minutes with your food", said Ronald indifferently.
And with that said, Ronald turned and walked into the food preparation part of McDonalds to do whatever promotional clowns do when they aren't serving customers, donating money to charity, or posing for artworks.
Gohan was decidedly annoyed, as he returned to the other game players. They had all returned to where they had been before all of the ordering fun began. All of them, that is, besides Fat Naked Riley who had stolen Gohan's seat, tired of having to view all of the barely concealed groping going on under the table at his old booth.
Gohan called of his new pals to attention.
"I'm sorry guys, but our order's a bit large so it's gonna take 20 to 30 minutes", Gohan explained.
Everyone booed. Mulder began to sob quietly.
"Why? Why?!" he sobbed into his hands. "Why did you have to die, Andy?"
Many stared at Mulder, but he just kept on with his crazy ranting.
***
Wheeler paused in the jiggy goings on. The crowd gave a collective gasp... Fat Naked Riley had just keeled over, and blood had started gushing from his mouth. But right when some unknown audience member was about to run for the phone (you know, to ring an ambulance), Riley sat up and began to laugh.
"Teehee, ketchup!" he said.
Buffy dragged the fat naked one away to spank him because he made everyone look at him when they really didn't want to.
Gohan, remembering that Wheeler had decided what he wanted for dinner before the unfortunate Riley incident, pointed to the redheaded Planet boy again.
"Oh, me!" exclaimed Wheeler, for some reason very excited. "I'll have... dum da dum dum... A large chicken nuggets and a Diet Coke! I have to watch my weight, you know."
The still-remaining audience gave a cheer for the best performance of a lifetime, then wandered back to where ever they had been before all the jiggy fun had commenced.
Gohan wrote Wheeler's delayed order down, then pointed to Linka who was leaving the bathroom. She'd had to, as being in there with Clark (who had for some reason gone into the ladies room) was just too much for anyone to take.
"Hmm? What?" she asked.
"Dinner order, honey", Wheeler explained to her.
"Oh!" Linka exclaimed. She looked over at the other Planeteers who hadn't yet ordered. "Do we want the usual, guys?" she asked, and they nodded vigorously. "Ok, we", she pointed to herself, Gee, Marti and Quami, "will have the family meal deal, because, you know, it has four meals and there's four of us. Pretty handy, if you ask me. What drinks do you want, guys?"
"Coke!" said Gee.
"Coke!" said Marti.
"Coke!" said Linka. "Sorry, but I had to join in."
"Coke!" said Mulder.
"Wait your turn", Gohan warned him.
"Tea", said Quami.
The other Planeteers laughed.
"You're the odd one out!" Marti exclaimed. "And also, you can't get tea with family meal deals."
Quami pondered this for a moment.
"I'll have a Coke, then", he said.
Gohan again wrote this order down. But before he could point to anyone else, though, something happened. Fat Naked Riley spoke up. Oh no.
"Oh PLEASE let me order next! Please, please, please, please...", Riley had gotten so excited that he had begun waving has arms about, and an ill- directed fat roll had hit him in the head. Fat Naked Riley had knocked himself unconscious.
"He'll just have some of my dinner", Buffy interjected.
Gohan, nodding in agreement, pointed to MacGuyver.
"Me?" asked MacGuyver, because he's stupid. "Hmm... Ok, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with Cheese Meal, and a Sprite."
There was much applause from all those around, so excited were they that someone could order so quickly. MacGuyver took a small bow, before scampering off to play on the McDonalds' playground.
Gohan pointed, next, to Spike.
"You're next, bleachy boy!" he said rudely.
Spike was very offended by this.
"I'm very offended by this", he said. "But don't worry about me, I can provide my own food."
Spike reached into his purple backpack he'd been carrying the whole time and pulled out a microwave. He sat it on a table and plugged it into a handy dandy electrical outlet that just happened to be there. Reaching once again into his stylish purple backpack, Spike retrieved two blood bags, which both had his name scribbled in the corner.
When everyone noticed his name they began to laugh.
"What?" Spike asked, confused. "I don't want people stealing my damn blood, or mistaking it for their own!"
Spike then put his blood bags in the microwave, set the timer, and stared into the light, watching the bags spin around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and aro...
Gohan pointed to Matt. But Matt was too busy trying to escape Clark's penetrating stare, he (Clark) having returned from the bathroom during Spike's dinner preparations. Quami tapped Matt on the shoulder, and Matt looked around wildly. Quami then pointed to Gohan, who was still pointing. There really is too much pointing going on.
"Oh!" exclaimed Matt. "I want a Happy Meal with a Junior Burger and a Coke. And get me the best toy."
Gohan nodded. But because he's stupid, he had lost track of who had given their orders and who hadn't.
"Is there anyone left to order?" he asked, confused.
Mulder raised his hand and Lois stood up.
"I haven't", Lois said. "I'll have a small fries. I'm watching my weight, you see. Kind of like Wheeler."
"And you?" Gohan asked spooky, psycho Mulder.
Mulder began to sing.
"Oh what, oh what do I want for my dinner, oh what, oh what do I want?" Mulder sang loudly.
Other restaurant visitors began to stare.
"He'll have a Big Mac", Buffy said, embarrassed.
Gohan wrote this, and Lois' small fries in his handy dandy notebook.
"Alrighty then!" he announced. "I think we can finally order!"
There was a smattering of applause as Gohan made his way over to the counter and rattled off the long and embarrassing order to Ronald, who was back behind the cash register.
"...and for me, I'll have a Fillet of Fish Burger and a Sprite", Gohan finished.
"Sure sir, we'll have that to you as soon as possible", Ronald said. "Expect it in 20 to 30 minutes."
"What?!" Gohan exclaimed. "That's outrageous! Aren't we meant to get any orders for free that take more than 90 seconds?"
"I'm sorry sir, but that's only when you use the drive-thru. I'll see you in 20 to 30 minutes with your food", said Ronald indifferently.
And with that said, Ronald turned and walked into the food preparation part of McDonalds to do whatever promotional clowns do when they aren't serving customers, donating money to charity, or posing for artworks.
Gohan was decidedly annoyed, as he returned to the other game players. They had all returned to where they had been before all of the ordering fun began. All of them, that is, besides Fat Naked Riley who had stolen Gohan's seat, tired of having to view all of the barely concealed groping going on under the table at his old booth.
Gohan called of his new pals to attention.
"I'm sorry guys, but our order's a bit large so it's gonna take 20 to 30 minutes", Gohan explained.
Everyone booed. Mulder began to sob quietly.
"Why? Why?!" he sobbed into his hands. "Why did you have to die, Andy?"
Many stared at Mulder, but he just kept on with his crazy ranting.