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The Star Wars Crazy School
"Hey!" Shouted Leia in the halls of her high school.
"Hey!" Shouted back Han. "What sports are you doing this season?"
"Um, probably Tennis, or maybe soccer." She answered.
"Oh, that's cool, I'm doing football."
"You think I care?" Leia said.
"Are you in a bad mood?" Asked Han.
" Yeah, Mr. Narcote failing me. And Luke's getting straight A+! Argh! I don't know what to tell my dad this time. " Han left Leia alone and walked over to Luke's locker where Luke was looking in the mirror attached to his locker and kissing the picture of Leia that he had on the cover of his notebook.
"How many times do I have to tell you. Stop kissing pictures of Leia, it's really gross, I mean she's your sister!" Han demanded.
"Ah, you're just jealous because Leia kissed me and you're a scruffy nerf- herder. Besides, what Leia doesn't know can't hurt her." Luke said giggling and walked off to class.
"Okay boys and girls, today we will be playing Jedi Knights," said the teacher. Leia picked to be Mace Windu and Han picked to be Yoda.
"I wanna be odor!" Cried Luke. He couldn't pronounce "Yoda" so he said odor instead.
Han settled, "Fine kid, you can be Odor, and I'll be Yoda."
"Yeah." squealed Luke with excitement. When class ended they all went to try out for their sports.
"A hi, I'm a Han, yeah, and I'm a trying a out for um a football, yeah." Said Han nervously to the coach.
Han tackled some jawas and wookiees and got on the team.
Leia couldn't decide whether to do Tennis or soccer, so she tried out for both. Sadly she made both and could only do one so she did Tennis.
Luke decided at the last moment to try out for the schools play. When it was his turn he sung," I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world, Made of plastic. It's fantastic! You can comb my hair, undress me everywhere, imagination that is you're creation! " He also sung to the same tune, " I'm an ugly girl, my face will make you hurl, like a rabbit, it's a habit. Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair. Imagination, a Frankenstein creation!" Luke had gotten the lead part with his high soprano voice. Sadly someone thought it would be funny to burn down the stage so there was no play and Luke had to try out for Cheerleading. He made it and had to cheer, "Hey Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey, hey, hey, hey, Mickey! " They also have to cheer, "I'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to boot..." (A/N- I'm not gonna continue that song cause this is PG.) Luke was also a Flyer.
(A/N- that's it for now, I'll make more chapters but now I just wanna stop writing. Thanks for reading don't miss the next chapters. THANX By.)
The Star Wars Crazy School
"Hey!" Shouted Leia in the halls of her high school.
"Hey!" Shouted back Han. "What sports are you doing this season?"
"Um, probably Tennis, or maybe soccer." She answered.
"Oh, that's cool, I'm doing football."
"You think I care?" Leia said.
"Are you in a bad mood?" Asked Han.
" Yeah, Mr. Narcote failing me. And Luke's getting straight A+! Argh! I don't know what to tell my dad this time. " Han left Leia alone and walked over to Luke's locker where Luke was looking in the mirror attached to his locker and kissing the picture of Leia that he had on the cover of his notebook.
"How many times do I have to tell you. Stop kissing pictures of Leia, it's really gross, I mean she's your sister!" Han demanded.
"Ah, you're just jealous because Leia kissed me and you're a scruffy nerf- herder. Besides, what Leia doesn't know can't hurt her." Luke said giggling and walked off to class.
"Okay boys and girls, today we will be playing Jedi Knights," said the teacher. Leia picked to be Mace Windu and Han picked to be Yoda.
"I wanna be odor!" Cried Luke. He couldn't pronounce "Yoda" so he said odor instead.
Han settled, "Fine kid, you can be Odor, and I'll be Yoda."
"Yeah." squealed Luke with excitement. When class ended they all went to try out for their sports.
"A hi, I'm a Han, yeah, and I'm a trying a out for um a football, yeah." Said Han nervously to the coach.
Han tackled some jawas and wookiees and got on the team.
Leia couldn't decide whether to do Tennis or soccer, so she tried out for both. Sadly she made both and could only do one so she did Tennis.
Luke decided at the last moment to try out for the schools play. When it was his turn he sung," I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world, Made of plastic. It's fantastic! You can comb my hair, undress me everywhere, imagination that is you're creation! " He also sung to the same tune, " I'm an ugly girl, my face will make you hurl, like a rabbit, it's a habit. Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair. Imagination, a Frankenstein creation!" Luke had gotten the lead part with his high soprano voice. Sadly someone thought it would be funny to burn down the stage so there was no play and Luke had to try out for Cheerleading. He made it and had to cheer, "Hey Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey, hey, hey, hey, Mickey! " They also have to cheer, "I'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to boot..." (A/N- I'm not gonna continue that song cause this is PG.) Luke was also a Flyer.
(A/N- that's it for now, I'll make more chapters but now I just wanna stop writing. Thanks for reading don't miss the next chapters. THANX By.)