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"But we didn't do anything to the ghosts!"Katie screams at the top of her lungs.
"Well," Dumbledore lectures, "We have had many reports of ghost terrorizing last night. There were at least three different complaints. The poor ghosts were jumped through and teased with food. In particular, Myrtle was flushed down one too many a toilet WITH FOOD and the Bloody Baron's blood was cleaned."
"You have no reason to suspect us of anything!" Oliver reasoned.
"All of you were reported to have been out of reach for long periods of time yesterday. What are your alibis???"Dumbledore snapped.
"That's none of your business what Stephanie and I do!" Draco screams!
"Draco!"I angrily growl at him as I kick his foot. If you're wondering how we got into this mess, it all started at Potions class this morning. Dumbledore called us down to the office, and here we are now.
"I am sorry to say this, but i must give you detention for a week," Dumbledore responds. After class, we are immediately sent to the trophy room, no magic. Time flies and we are sent into the trophy room.
"I can't believe we are in detention!"I cry.
"Who would frame us for something like that?"Katie asks.
"We need to solve the mystery gang!"Oliver yells.
"You sound like that dude from Scooby Doo... I call Scooby!" Draco replies.
"I call Daphne!" Katie screams.
"I call Freddie!"Oliver screams.
"I'm stuck with Velma," I sigh. Draco begins to run around like an insane puppy. He begins to bark, when finally I yell, "Shut up! You're not the real Scooby!"
"But I Ruff Roo!"Draco whines.
"Awww SHUT IT wee lad!" Oliver says.
"Look a clue!!!!"shouts Katie."Look at these hate notes!!!"We look into the pieces of paper, they say:
Secret passage on the left, next to the portrait of Bowl of Fruit. Leads to kitchen. Pay house elf's old socks as hush money. Steal food.
"Hmmm... Meet by the passage way at free hour,"I state. "See ya there."
"Okay, my sweet sugar plum!"says Draco. Oliver and Katie eye him, about to burst into laughter since his face looked so sweet and serious. Time flys.
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"Tickle that pear!"Oliver commands. We tickle it and the secret passageway opens up.
"Let's split up gang! That way we could look or more clues,"Draco says."Me and my hunnie, you and yours. BREAK!" Oliver grabs Katie's hand, and gently leads her away.
"We could pester the house elves,"Katie suggests to Oliver.
"Yes, and then we can get something to munch on!"says Oliver.
"Oh look! Dobby!!! Come here you little shit!!! I need to ask you a couple questions!!!!" Katie shrieks, as she darts down the hallway. Oliver chases her. "You look nice for a little shit... really you do! Where did you get those lovely new socks?" Katie politely asks as she grabs Dobby.
"Dobby get socks from Harry Potter. Yes Yes from Harry Potter last year! Dobby say,"Dobby says.
"Dobby, did you see anyone suspicious looking come into this kitchen lately?"Oliver questions.
"Dobby saw people coming in here. They had blue and red cloaks on, they did. They ask Dobby for food, and Dobby gave them some. There heads weren't visible to Dobby. Dobby saw them keep hoods up until they left. Dobby didn't no remember nothing else," Dobby answers.
MEANWHILE...........................................................
"Let's find us a secret room!" Draco sheepishly suggests once the coast is clear.
"Shouldn't we solve the mystery?"I ask.
"No.... yes... maybe?"Draco responds.
"Oh well I'm Velma, so I already know who did it." I say.
"Who, my darling?" Draco asks.
"It was," BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! (A crazy broom driver speeds by.) I tell him.
"Oh!!! I should have known that!"Draco says.