EVTSC: Don't own Trigun or the Escaflowne movie.
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(CAUTION!! Massive spoiler for those who no see or hear what happen in end of esca movie!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!)
Legato's Tales From The Girls Bathroom
Rem: Last week we.
-Rem is cut off by hysterical psychotic laughter and the sound of running chain saws-
Rem: What the.?
-Knives appears and precedes to chase Rem with a gigantic chainsaw that has a little picture of a butterfly on it.-
Legato: The master has demanded that he be given proper sacrifice.
Dominique: Actually, our o great leader, asked, well more along the lines of demanded that he be given one episode to give advise to all who need it.
Vash: Who could possibly seek advice from Knives?
WW: Better yet who would actually want too?
Rai Dai the Blade appears and strikes a very odd pose.
RD: I was one of those people thank you very much!
Meryl: What could you have possibly asked Knives' advice about?
RD: Well.
Knives: Sticking his pointy finger in the air. He needed advice on how to stop wetting the bed.
EG: Actually boss that was me.
Knives: Oh.
Vash: Well what advise did you give him.it.uh, what are you anyways?
Knives: I told him, well more along the lines commanded that if he wanted to be a Gung-Ho, since of course Legato had to make sure I was able to see their interview, he had to stop peeing his pants.
Milly: Did it work?
Legato: Do not speak while the master is speaking!
Milly: Sorry, I just wanted to know.
Knives: Of course it worked. I am Knives of course!
Rem: Over a loud speaker. Call on line one.
Knives: Yes, what seems to be your spidery problem?
Voice: Uh, ya, whatever. Well this is what really got to me while viewing a document on villains all over the parallel universe histories. I noticed you didn't die.
Knives: Uh.what's your point?
Voice: I am.well was a villain in a different parallel universe. And I.
Knives: You kicked the big bucket?
Vash: You went knockin' on Heavens doors?
Legato: You perished?
Meryl: You got KO'd
Milly: You mean you died?
Voice: Ahh!! Yes that's what I mean!
Knives: Well what's your problem? Because I don't see a problem here.
Voice: Don't you see I died and you didn't?
Knives: What is your frigging point!?
Voice: I want to know how?
Knives: I have an idiotic 'love and friggin la de da peace' hippie of a brother who wont kill anything, not even a spider!!
Voice: I wish my brother saw things that way, even the dog beast man.
Vash: Hey, uh who are you?
Voice: Well I was Folken, and I guess I still am Folken except dead.
Legato: What type of death did you receive?
Folken: I was stabbed.
Knives: Stabbed? And you died?
Legato: I died better than you!
Vash: Well how did you getting stabbed kill you?
Folken: Well, I was trying to kill my brother Van and destroy all of Gaea then out of the shadows appeared the beast man Jajuka. He tried to attack me with his sword, but with my expert skills I drew my sword and slew him.
Milly: Well if you killed him, then how did he kill you? Dead people cant do that you know.
Folken: I wasn't finished! As I sliced his arm and part of his body off, he drew his dagger and plunged it into my heart.
WW: What a way to go.
Folken: Will you people let me finish!?
Knives: Hurry and get this over with? You are beginning to bore me.
Folken: Then I proceeded to pull the dagger from my chest.
Meryl: That's a no-no.
Folken: I made my dying speech as I walked away from Jajuka's dead body then I collapsed and died after hearing the most precious sound to my ears.
Vash: -Sniffling and wiping at his eyes- What was it that you heard?
Folken: My little brother Van,
All: 0.o
Folken: I had heard something that I hadn't heard in ages.
Milly: What did he say?
Folken: .Brother.
There is silence all around, then Knives bursts out into laughter-
Knives: What a sucky way to go, so you called and wasted half of my life just to hear how you died?
Legato: I died better than you!
Folken: Tell me Knives.
Legato: Call him master!!
Folken: No. So tell me the secret of how not to die when you are the villain.
WW: I think Legato was more of a villain than Knives.
Legato: I did everything for the Master. What I did he received the credit, from all the Gung Ho's and I. Credit for all those evil deeds.
Folken: Great now answer my question, it's not very cheap calling long distance from hell, you know.
Knives: Don't get and attitude with me SPIDER!
Folken: How did you survive?
Knives: Legato.
Legato: Yes master.
From Folkens end of the line you can hear the sound of popping bones and shrieks of pain.
Knives: Here's a bit of advice. It is fools who die and the strong that lives!
Folken: AAAHHH!!!
The line goes dead and Legato, Knives and the Gung Ho's laugh-
Vash: That's all the time we have for today folks. Join us next week when.
Milly: I demonstrate how to decorate a cake with my favorite, pudding!!
EVTSC: 0.o I think my creativeness is taking a plunge into the toilet.
.^^ That was fun
-_\\ Torture.
^^ Pudding!!
(CAUTION!! Massive spoiler for those who no see or hear what happen in end of esca movie!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!)
Legato's Tales From The Girls Bathroom
Rem: Last week we.
-Rem is cut off by hysterical psychotic laughter and the sound of running chain saws-
Rem: What the.?
-Knives appears and precedes to chase Rem with a gigantic chainsaw that has a little picture of a butterfly on it.-
Legato: The master has demanded that he be given proper sacrifice.
Dominique: Actually, our o great leader, asked, well more along the lines of demanded that he be given one episode to give advise to all who need it.
Vash: Who could possibly seek advice from Knives?
WW: Better yet who would actually want too?
Rai Dai the Blade appears and strikes a very odd pose.
RD: I was one of those people thank you very much!
Meryl: What could you have possibly asked Knives' advice about?
RD: Well.
Knives: Sticking his pointy finger in the air. He needed advice on how to stop wetting the bed.
EG: Actually boss that was me.
Knives: Oh.
Vash: Well what advise did you give him.it.uh, what are you anyways?
Knives: I told him, well more along the lines commanded that if he wanted to be a Gung-Ho, since of course Legato had to make sure I was able to see their interview, he had to stop peeing his pants.
Milly: Did it work?
Legato: Do not speak while the master is speaking!
Milly: Sorry, I just wanted to know.
Knives: Of course it worked. I am Knives of course!
Rem: Over a loud speaker. Call on line one.
Knives: Yes, what seems to be your spidery problem?
Voice: Uh, ya, whatever. Well this is what really got to me while viewing a document on villains all over the parallel universe histories. I noticed you didn't die.
Knives: Uh.what's your point?
Voice: I am.well was a villain in a different parallel universe. And I.
Knives: You kicked the big bucket?
Vash: You went knockin' on Heavens doors?
Legato: You perished?
Meryl: You got KO'd
Milly: You mean you died?
Voice: Ahh!! Yes that's what I mean!
Knives: Well what's your problem? Because I don't see a problem here.
Voice: Don't you see I died and you didn't?
Knives: What is your frigging point!?
Voice: I want to know how?
Knives: I have an idiotic 'love and friggin la de da peace' hippie of a brother who wont kill anything, not even a spider!!
Voice: I wish my brother saw things that way, even the dog beast man.
Vash: Hey, uh who are you?
Voice: Well I was Folken, and I guess I still am Folken except dead.
Legato: What type of death did you receive?
Folken: I was stabbed.
Knives: Stabbed? And you died?
Legato: I died better than you!
Vash: Well how did you getting stabbed kill you?
Folken: Well, I was trying to kill my brother Van and destroy all of Gaea then out of the shadows appeared the beast man Jajuka. He tried to attack me with his sword, but with my expert skills I drew my sword and slew him.
Milly: Well if you killed him, then how did he kill you? Dead people cant do that you know.
Folken: I wasn't finished! As I sliced his arm and part of his body off, he drew his dagger and plunged it into my heart.
WW: What a way to go.
Folken: Will you people let me finish!?
Knives: Hurry and get this over with? You are beginning to bore me.
Folken: Then I proceeded to pull the dagger from my chest.
Meryl: That's a no-no.
Folken: I made my dying speech as I walked away from Jajuka's dead body then I collapsed and died after hearing the most precious sound to my ears.
Vash: -Sniffling and wiping at his eyes- What was it that you heard?
Folken: My little brother Van,
All: 0.o
Folken: I had heard something that I hadn't heard in ages.
Milly: What did he say?
Folken: .Brother.
There is silence all around, then Knives bursts out into laughter-
Knives: What a sucky way to go, so you called and wasted half of my life just to hear how you died?
Legato: I died better than you!
Folken: Tell me Knives.
Legato: Call him master!!
Folken: No. So tell me the secret of how not to die when you are the villain.
WW: I think Legato was more of a villain than Knives.
Legato: I did everything for the Master. What I did he received the credit, from all the Gung Ho's and I. Credit for all those evil deeds.
Folken: Great now answer my question, it's not very cheap calling long distance from hell, you know.
Knives: Don't get and attitude with me SPIDER!
Folken: How did you survive?
Knives: Legato.
Legato: Yes master.
From Folkens end of the line you can hear the sound of popping bones and shrieks of pain.
Knives: Here's a bit of advice. It is fools who die and the strong that lives!
Folken: AAAHHH!!!
The line goes dead and Legato, Knives and the Gung Ho's laugh-
Vash: That's all the time we have for today folks. Join us next week when.
Milly: I demonstrate how to decorate a cake with my favorite, pudding!!
EVTSC: 0.o I think my creativeness is taking a plunge into the toilet.
.^^ That was fun
-_\\ Torture.
^^ Pudding!!