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.^^ The teensy weensy spider went up the water spout
^^. Down came the rain
^^ And washed the spider out
-_\\ Along came the Master
.^^ And smooshed them with my toes!!
^^. Knives!!!
Legato's Tales From Beyond the Girls Bathroom
REM: Good evening and welcome. This morning we left the kooky guys with Milly's pudding cake. This by the way was superb, although Legato's homemade cookies are much better. But he won't give away his secret ingredient.
LEGATO: Holding a tape recorder Note to self, destroy Knives' enemy Rem, she stole part of my line.
VASH: Holds his own donut shaped tape recorder Note to self don't let Legato hurt Rem.
KNIVES: looks at the two dumm-dummm's on the sofa. Annoy piss out of them.
VASH: Today we shall uh.
LEGATO: Perform a game show.
VASH: What kind of game show?
LEGATO: Torture Rem till she dies.
MERYL: comes storming out of her office. No. You kill her then Leonav will have to do that, and he can't speak to well.
VASH: looks all dreamily at Meryl. Meryl-chan!
MERYL: looks to the camera. Today we have four contestants. She pulls out a card Legato Vash Knives and Wolfwood. She points to four stools that pop out from the floor Now sit! She snaps her fingers and they all float and land on the stools.
WW: What the?
VASH: dreamy eyed. What a woman!
KNIVES: Stupid spider trying to outdo me. MERYL: I'll be the host. Today's game is you all have been given an identity, well all but Knives. He must guess who or what each of you are in the time given.
KNIVES: What am I supposed to do?
MERYL: Pretend you have invited these guests to your bachelor party.
VASH: But Meryl-chan shouldn't I be the one to have one of those since we're getting married.
MERYL: Vash. Shut up. Now Knives I'll ring a bell and that sound signals that they are at the door, but when you hear the buzzer that means time is up and you loose.
Meryl rings the buzzer to begin the game
Knives: This sucks. stands there and crosses his arms
Meryl rings the bell
Knives: Go. looks at an angry Meryl Coming he walks to the fake door and answers it
WW: steps in the door (in a monotone geeky voice) Knives-sama, what can I do for you?
Meryl rings the bell again
Knives goes to open it
LEGATO: LOVE AND FRIGGIN PEACE!! he assumes the position
WW: licks his left arm I could kill you all in a blink of an eye without breaking a sweat
LEGATO: puts a tie around his head La la la I'm a loser
Meryl rings the bell
KNIVES: goes to open the door Hello spider.
VASH: smokes an imaginary cig.
WW: Master crawls on his belly to Knives
LEGATO: falls down off the stage. Sound Life.
VASH: pretends to stick something over Knives' head Make a confession, and put a few coins in the slot so I can feed the orphans.
WW: Master!! Pay me attention, abuse me, and tell me to go get myself killed.
KNIVES: Legato Shut up. kicks him in the side
WW: I think I'm going to be sick. Someone get me some disinfectant, get the iodine!!
LEGATO: in a geeky voice No you cant kill, for you see killing is bad.
VASH: May you go with God's protection puffs his imaginary cig
KNIVES: Wolfwood shut the hell up.
VASH: That wasn't nice. he walks off stage to his stool
LEGATO: Sooooo on the first blah blah blah.
KNIVES: Rem! Die!!!! Vash! Get over the dumb woman! She had no purpose in life! Except to annoy the piss out of me!!
Meryl rings the buzzer signaling the end of the game.
MERYL: Great, I think I'm going to need therapy now.
VASH: That was fun!!
WW: That was scary.
They all nod their heads as they sit on their stools.
MERYL: Now for another game.
KNIVES: No not another spider game!!
MERYL: glaring at Knives her eyes turn to flames Yes another game!
VASH: dreamily What a woman.
MERYL: Milly!! Bring the giant tub of pudding! Dominique!! Bring the balance beam!! Midvalley!! Bring the sticks with the soft padding on the ends!!
Milly drives a fork lift onto the stage with a kiddy pool full of vanilla pudding. Dominique balances the beam in her arms walking onto the stage. Midvalley carries in the weapons
MERYL: Great!
They arrange the items on the stage. The contestants all are a little scared looking.
MERYL: Alright! she had a very psychotic face look on The object of the game is simple! Don't fall in as you beat each other with this.
Milly and Dominique stand at each end holding the poles
MERYL: First up is Wolfwood vs Legato!
WW looks to Legato who smirks then begins to laugh
MERYL: Legato! You use any mental powers and you are fired!
LEGATO: You take all my fun away!
MERYL: Now lets get it on!
WW walks to the with Milly. She smiles hands him his pole and kisses him on the cheek for good luck
WW: Thanks my honey.
Milly: No problem darling! She smiles and giggles
Legato walks to the other end with Dominique. She hands him his pole and he takes it. Waiting there.
DOM: What? he points to his cheek No! Legato pouts and steps up onto the beam
Legato and WW stand on opposite ends of the beam. Legato smirks and WW has his same look as always. They attack each other WW beats Legato in the head repeatedly and Legato tries to attack WW but is suffering from massive brain damage.
VASH: GO WW!!
MILLY: GO!! YAY!!
MERYL: sipping her coffee. Legato goes to jab WW No below the belt!
WW: Thanks Meryl!
They continue their fight. Finally after WW has beaten the tar out of Legato's head, Legato takes a plunge into the pudding. He doesn't move
MERYL: Monev, Grey! Bring the stretcher and get him out of here!
They do as they are told, fear they would catch the wrath of Meryl.
MERYL: Next up! Knives vs Vash!
They walk to the beams
MILLY: Here you go Mr. Vash! he takes the rod.
VASH: Thanks Milly. Hey Meryl-chan! Are you going to root for me?
MERYL: Sorry Vash cant. he looks sad. It's against rules and regulations.
KNIVES: The final show down brother! _he walks to his end of the beam and takes his rod from Dominique. she smiles all starry eyed at him Gross. No spider can get close to me! she sighs and walks off the set. Her job being done.
MERYL: Lets get it on!!
The two brothers stare at each other.
KNIVES: You're going down.
VASH: That's what you think. But you see, I have cat like reflexes!
Knives and Vash attack each other. Knives beats Vash in the gut. And Vash whines. Meryl watches very observantly. Legato watches on his TV screen from the ER. Vash goes and swipes the rod under Knives' feet. But with his moderately cat like reflexes he jumps. Then Knives pounds Vash's head with the rod. Vash whines even more. Meryl sips her coffee. Knives goes to beat Vash in the head again, but Vash with his great cat like reflexes ducks and jabs Knives' in the stomach. Knives' doubles over from the pain. Then while his attention is away, Vash pushes him over with the rod. Knives falls face first into the pudding.
MERYL: YES! Uh.Very good! Nebraska family, pull him out of the pudding!
They come and pull Knives out of the pudding and carry him off the showers as he curses at Vash who waves like an idiot
MERYL: Now for the finals! WW vs Vash. Who will win!
WW walks to Milly's end of the beam. She kisses him on the cheek for good luck. Then hands him his stick. Vash walks to the other end where Meryl stand.
VASH: Meryl-chan I knew you loved me!
MERYL: Actually Dominique went to the ER to pick Legato up. I'm just helping out.
VASH: Thanks Meryl-chan! he takes the stick out of her hands and smiles.
WW and Vash stare at each other for what seem hours, then they proceed to scream looking as if they are constipated. WW's hair turns blond and sticks up. Then his eyes turn green.
VASH: Hey WW you know, you kind of look like me.
WW: Shut up! You didn't have to try!
VASH: I know. It just comes natural to pros like me.
WW: What ever.
They go to attack each other and WW beats Vash in the head. Vash is then knocked unconscious and lands in the pudding. Meryl comes running up.
WW: I won!! It was all that Super Sayajin power.
MILLY: But Mr. WW you aren't a super sayajin.
WW: Oh yeah.
MERYL: squats down by Vash and lift his nose out of pudding Vash.?
VASH: his eyes pop open Meryl-chan! You really do love me!! I knew it.
MERYL: drops his head back in the pudding I was just making sure the show didn't loose a co-host.
LEGATO: From the ER Well that's all the time we have left today.
MILLY: Our winner is. WW!! YAY Mr. Priest!!
VASH: Meryl-chan!! Wait!! Let us profess our true love for each other!!
MERYL: Turn off the camera so I can kill Vash!
EVTSC: That's over with!
.^^ : I lost to Vash! How could that be??
^^. : You lost to me, I lost to a priest!!
-_\\ : At least you weren't knocked out round one.
-_- : I am the champion!!
O.O : Nyao.
EVTSC: Sorry its sooooo long!
.^^ The teensy weensy spider went up the water spout
^^. Down came the rain
^^ And washed the spider out
-_\\ Along came the Master
.^^ And smooshed them with my toes!!
^^. Knives!!!
Legato's Tales From Beyond the Girls Bathroom
REM: Good evening and welcome. This morning we left the kooky guys with Milly's pudding cake. This by the way was superb, although Legato's homemade cookies are much better. But he won't give away his secret ingredient.
LEGATO: Holding a tape recorder Note to self, destroy Knives' enemy Rem, she stole part of my line.
VASH: Holds his own donut shaped tape recorder Note to self don't let Legato hurt Rem.
KNIVES: looks at the two dumm-dummm's on the sofa. Annoy piss out of them.
VASH: Today we shall uh.
LEGATO: Perform a game show.
VASH: What kind of game show?
LEGATO: Torture Rem till she dies.
MERYL: comes storming out of her office. No. You kill her then Leonav will have to do that, and he can't speak to well.
VASH: looks all dreamily at Meryl. Meryl-chan!
MERYL: looks to the camera. Today we have four contestants. She pulls out a card Legato Vash Knives and Wolfwood. She points to four stools that pop out from the floor Now sit! She snaps her fingers and they all float and land on the stools.
WW: What the?
VASH: dreamy eyed. What a woman!
KNIVES: Stupid spider trying to outdo me. MERYL: I'll be the host. Today's game is you all have been given an identity, well all but Knives. He must guess who or what each of you are in the time given.
KNIVES: What am I supposed to do?
MERYL: Pretend you have invited these guests to your bachelor party.
VASH: But Meryl-chan shouldn't I be the one to have one of those since we're getting married.
MERYL: Vash. Shut up. Now Knives I'll ring a bell and that sound signals that they are at the door, but when you hear the buzzer that means time is up and you loose.
Meryl rings the buzzer to begin the game
Knives: This sucks. stands there and crosses his arms
Meryl rings the bell
Knives: Go. looks at an angry Meryl Coming he walks to the fake door and answers it
WW: steps in the door (in a monotone geeky voice) Knives-sama, what can I do for you?
Meryl rings the bell again
Knives goes to open it
LEGATO: LOVE AND FRIGGIN PEACE!! he assumes the position
WW: licks his left arm I could kill you all in a blink of an eye without breaking a sweat
LEGATO: puts a tie around his head La la la I'm a loser
Meryl rings the bell
KNIVES: goes to open the door Hello spider.
VASH: smokes an imaginary cig.
WW: Master crawls on his belly to Knives
LEGATO: falls down off the stage. Sound Life.
VASH: pretends to stick something over Knives' head Make a confession, and put a few coins in the slot so I can feed the orphans.
WW: Master!! Pay me attention, abuse me, and tell me to go get myself killed.
KNIVES: Legato Shut up. kicks him in the side
WW: I think I'm going to be sick. Someone get me some disinfectant, get the iodine!!
LEGATO: in a geeky voice No you cant kill, for you see killing is bad.
VASH: May you go with God's protection puffs his imaginary cig
KNIVES: Wolfwood shut the hell up.
VASH: That wasn't nice. he walks off stage to his stool
LEGATO: Sooooo on the first blah blah blah.
KNIVES: Rem! Die!!!! Vash! Get over the dumb woman! She had no purpose in life! Except to annoy the piss out of me!!
Meryl rings the buzzer signaling the end of the game.
MERYL: Great, I think I'm going to need therapy now.
VASH: That was fun!!
WW: That was scary.
They all nod their heads as they sit on their stools.
MERYL: Now for another game.
KNIVES: No not another spider game!!
MERYL: glaring at Knives her eyes turn to flames Yes another game!
VASH: dreamily What a woman.
MERYL: Milly!! Bring the giant tub of pudding! Dominique!! Bring the balance beam!! Midvalley!! Bring the sticks with the soft padding on the ends!!
Milly drives a fork lift onto the stage with a kiddy pool full of vanilla pudding. Dominique balances the beam in her arms walking onto the stage. Midvalley carries in the weapons
MERYL: Great!
They arrange the items on the stage. The contestants all are a little scared looking.
MERYL: Alright! she had a very psychotic face look on The object of the game is simple! Don't fall in as you beat each other with this.
Milly and Dominique stand at each end holding the poles
MERYL: First up is Wolfwood vs Legato!
WW looks to Legato who smirks then begins to laugh
MERYL: Legato! You use any mental powers and you are fired!
LEGATO: You take all my fun away!
MERYL: Now lets get it on!
WW walks to the with Milly. She smiles hands him his pole and kisses him on the cheek for good luck
WW: Thanks my honey.
Milly: No problem darling! She smiles and giggles
Legato walks to the other end with Dominique. She hands him his pole and he takes it. Waiting there.
DOM: What? he points to his cheek No! Legato pouts and steps up onto the beam
Legato and WW stand on opposite ends of the beam. Legato smirks and WW has his same look as always. They attack each other WW beats Legato in the head repeatedly and Legato tries to attack WW but is suffering from massive brain damage.
VASH: GO WW!!
MILLY: GO!! YAY!!
MERYL: sipping her coffee. Legato goes to jab WW No below the belt!
WW: Thanks Meryl!
They continue their fight. Finally after WW has beaten the tar out of Legato's head, Legato takes a plunge into the pudding. He doesn't move
MERYL: Monev, Grey! Bring the stretcher and get him out of here!
They do as they are told, fear they would catch the wrath of Meryl.
MERYL: Next up! Knives vs Vash!
They walk to the beams
MILLY: Here you go Mr. Vash! he takes the rod.
VASH: Thanks Milly. Hey Meryl-chan! Are you going to root for me?
MERYL: Sorry Vash cant. he looks sad. It's against rules and regulations.
KNIVES: The final show down brother! _he walks to his end of the beam and takes his rod from Dominique. she smiles all starry eyed at him Gross. No spider can get close to me! she sighs and walks off the set. Her job being done.
MERYL: Lets get it on!!
The two brothers stare at each other.
KNIVES: You're going down.
VASH: That's what you think. But you see, I have cat like reflexes!
Knives and Vash attack each other. Knives beats Vash in the gut. And Vash whines. Meryl watches very observantly. Legato watches on his TV screen from the ER. Vash goes and swipes the rod under Knives' feet. But with his moderately cat like reflexes he jumps. Then Knives pounds Vash's head with the rod. Vash whines even more. Meryl sips her coffee. Knives goes to beat Vash in the head again, but Vash with his great cat like reflexes ducks and jabs Knives' in the stomach. Knives' doubles over from the pain. Then while his attention is away, Vash pushes him over with the rod. Knives falls face first into the pudding.
MERYL: YES! Uh.Very good! Nebraska family, pull him out of the pudding!
They come and pull Knives out of the pudding and carry him off the showers as he curses at Vash who waves like an idiot
MERYL: Now for the finals! WW vs Vash. Who will win!
WW walks to Milly's end of the beam. She kisses him on the cheek for good luck. Then hands him his stick. Vash walks to the other end where Meryl stand.
VASH: Meryl-chan I knew you loved me!
MERYL: Actually Dominique went to the ER to pick Legato up. I'm just helping out.
VASH: Thanks Meryl-chan! he takes the stick out of her hands and smiles.
WW and Vash stare at each other for what seem hours, then they proceed to scream looking as if they are constipated. WW's hair turns blond and sticks up. Then his eyes turn green.
VASH: Hey WW you know, you kind of look like me.
WW: Shut up! You didn't have to try!
VASH: I know. It just comes natural to pros like me.
WW: What ever.
They go to attack each other and WW beats Vash in the head. Vash is then knocked unconscious and lands in the pudding. Meryl comes running up.
WW: I won!! It was all that Super Sayajin power.
MILLY: But Mr. WW you aren't a super sayajin.
WW: Oh yeah.
MERYL: squats down by Vash and lift his nose out of pudding Vash.?
VASH: his eyes pop open Meryl-chan! You really do love me!! I knew it.
MERYL: drops his head back in the pudding I was just making sure the show didn't loose a co-host.
LEGATO: From the ER Well that's all the time we have left today.
MILLY: Our winner is. WW!! YAY Mr. Priest!!
VASH: Meryl-chan!! Wait!! Let us profess our true love for each other!!
MERYL: Turn off the camera so I can kill Vash!
EVTSC: That's over with!
.^^ : I lost to Vash! How could that be??
^^. : You lost to me, I lost to a priest!!
-_\\ : At least you weren't knocked out round one.
-_- : I am the champion!!
O.O : Nyao.
EVTSC: Sorry its sooooo long!