EVTSC Dun, Dun, Dun.
.^^ Vashie had a little spider, little spider
^^. I had a little pet spider which was real short and cute in pink.
-_- She followed him around the planet around the planet
^^ She followed him around that liked him a whole big bunch
.^^ But this spider was in denial, in denial
-_- She was in denial because Vash was a big dope.
^^. She loved me so-o much..
AAAARRRGGGHHHH
Legato's Tales From Beyond the Girls Bathroom.
REM: Last month they played a game which Knives, WW, Legato, and Vash all participated in. All but Knives had alter egos to be. Then it was a fight to the pudding. When all of a sudden WW turned into the legendary Priest Super Sayajin! Let's see what the silly gooses have up their sleeves this month.
VASH: Ello!
LEGATO: Hi.
LEGATO IS SITTING IN A CHAIR, LIKE THEY HAVE ON THOSE TALK SHOWS. HE IS SIPPING A CAN OF PEPSI. AND TO HIS LEFT IS AN EMPTY CHAIR.
LEGATO: Good evening. And welcome my spiders.
THE AUDIENCE APPLAUDES AS THE APPLAUD LIGHT APPEARS WITH MONEV AIMING HIS MACHINE GUN THINGYS AT THEM.
LEGATO: Today's guest star is Vash the Stampede.
VASH WALKS ONTO THE STAGE WAVING THE AUDIENCE CHEERS
LEGATO: Hello there Vash. Have a seat. HE MOTIONS FOR VASH TO SIT IN THE CHAIR BESIDE HIM
VASH: SITTING DOWN IN THE CHAIR. Hello.
LEGATO: Vash why don't you enlighten the audience on why you came to be on the show.
VASH: Well Legato, there's this girl, you see, and I'm crazy about her, but my only living relative is against me asking her to marry me. Oh and then there was this woman who saved my life long ago.
LEGATO: Yes. Well we have a commercial break then we'll be right back. HE POINTS TO THE TV SCREEN.
HOPPARD IS HOLDING KSAMA. HE SMILES AT THE CAMERA
HOPPARD: You know when my cat has flea's I tend to get them myself.
THE CAMERA ZOOMS IN ON KSAMA WHO HAS FLEA'S JUMPING ONTO HIM FROM HOPPARD
HOPPARD: So when that starts to happen, I just use.
HE HOLDS UP A BOTTLE
HOPPARD: Grey's nine lives flea remover for men.
HE DROPS A FEW DROPS ONTO HIS HANDS THEN SMOTHERS IT ALL OVER HIS FACE AND ARMS.
HOPPARD: Just apply this for three days and the fleas will flyaway!
LEGATO: And we're back.
ANOTHER CHAIR IS SITTING NEXT TO LEGATO
LEGATO: Let's welcome our next guest Rem Saverem!
REM WALKS ONTO THE SET. THE CROWD BOO'S AND SCREAMS OBSINITIES AT HER.
LEGATO: Now, now. Be nice.
VASH: REM!!!
REM: Hello Vash, how's Knives?
VASH: Psychotic as always.
REM: That's good.
VASH: Rem, I thought you died and went to Heaven. How'd you get to come here?
REM: Silly! I never died. I'm immortal. I can't die.
VASH: But, I saw the ship explode.
REM: Silly, you saw the wrong ship. You were turned around and saw a ship that held some building material and supplies. I wasn't in that one. I was in the ship facing away from yours and Knives' ship.
VASH: SHOCKED. Then where have you been all these years??
REM: Oh, I've been around. In your mind when you had emotional break downs, visiting Alex, selling my artificially grown geraniums, teaching little children the importance of peace and love and all that good stuff.
LEGATO IS YAWING AND LOOKING EXTREMELY BORED.
VASH: Alex? You mean that guy you told me and Knives about. The one that you lost and loved?
REM: Yes Vash. I've been living with him for the past 100 something years.
VASH: And I never knew?
REM: Vash, I figured, and was hoping you'd get on with the rest of your life.
VASH: But, Rem! I was torn in two when that happened!! Then I lost Knives and was all alone!
REM: Vash, you survived didn't you?
VASH: Yea, but.
LEGATO: Well that's all the time we have for today folks!
LEGATO WAVES TO THE CAMERA AS VASH STARES WITH HIS MOUTH HANGING OPEN AT REM. REM SMILES AS SHE ALWAYS DID, DOES.WHATEVER.
KNIVES: I didn't get to be on the show! Stupid spiders!! Stupid Vash!! Stupid REM!
EVTSC to be continued, I don't like to make them to long,
.^^ like that last one?
EVTSC sorry ok?
-_\\ I lost you shall perish!!
EVTSC I perish you're show goes down the toilet
^^. Do you like toilets or something??
EVTSC No.its just a uh.
Metaphor!
.^^ Vashie had a little spider, little spider
^^. I had a little pet spider which was real short and cute in pink.
-_- She followed him around the planet around the planet
^^ She followed him around that liked him a whole big bunch
.^^ But this spider was in denial, in denial
-_- She was in denial because Vash was a big dope.
^^. She loved me so-o much..
AAAARRRGGGHHHH
Legato's Tales From Beyond the Girls Bathroom.
REM: Last month they played a game which Knives, WW, Legato, and Vash all participated in. All but Knives had alter egos to be. Then it was a fight to the pudding. When all of a sudden WW turned into the legendary Priest Super Sayajin! Let's see what the silly gooses have up their sleeves this month.
VASH: Ello!
LEGATO: Hi.
LEGATO IS SITTING IN A CHAIR, LIKE THEY HAVE ON THOSE TALK SHOWS. HE IS SIPPING A CAN OF PEPSI. AND TO HIS LEFT IS AN EMPTY CHAIR.
LEGATO: Good evening. And welcome my spiders.
THE AUDIENCE APPLAUDES AS THE APPLAUD LIGHT APPEARS WITH MONEV AIMING HIS MACHINE GUN THINGYS AT THEM.
LEGATO: Today's guest star is Vash the Stampede.
VASH WALKS ONTO THE STAGE WAVING THE AUDIENCE CHEERS
LEGATO: Hello there Vash. Have a seat. HE MOTIONS FOR VASH TO SIT IN THE CHAIR BESIDE HIM
VASH: SITTING DOWN IN THE CHAIR. Hello.
LEGATO: Vash why don't you enlighten the audience on why you came to be on the show.
VASH: Well Legato, there's this girl, you see, and I'm crazy about her, but my only living relative is against me asking her to marry me. Oh and then there was this woman who saved my life long ago.
LEGATO: Yes. Well we have a commercial break then we'll be right back. HE POINTS TO THE TV SCREEN.
HOPPARD IS HOLDING KSAMA. HE SMILES AT THE CAMERA
HOPPARD: You know when my cat has flea's I tend to get them myself.
THE CAMERA ZOOMS IN ON KSAMA WHO HAS FLEA'S JUMPING ONTO HIM FROM HOPPARD
HOPPARD: So when that starts to happen, I just use.
HE HOLDS UP A BOTTLE
HOPPARD: Grey's nine lives flea remover for men.
HE DROPS A FEW DROPS ONTO HIS HANDS THEN SMOTHERS IT ALL OVER HIS FACE AND ARMS.
HOPPARD: Just apply this for three days and the fleas will flyaway!
LEGATO: And we're back.
ANOTHER CHAIR IS SITTING NEXT TO LEGATO
LEGATO: Let's welcome our next guest Rem Saverem!
REM WALKS ONTO THE SET. THE CROWD BOO'S AND SCREAMS OBSINITIES AT HER.
LEGATO: Now, now. Be nice.
VASH: REM!!!
REM: Hello Vash, how's Knives?
VASH: Psychotic as always.
REM: That's good.
VASH: Rem, I thought you died and went to Heaven. How'd you get to come here?
REM: Silly! I never died. I'm immortal. I can't die.
VASH: But, I saw the ship explode.
REM: Silly, you saw the wrong ship. You were turned around and saw a ship that held some building material and supplies. I wasn't in that one. I was in the ship facing away from yours and Knives' ship.
VASH: SHOCKED. Then where have you been all these years??
REM: Oh, I've been around. In your mind when you had emotional break downs, visiting Alex, selling my artificially grown geraniums, teaching little children the importance of peace and love and all that good stuff.
LEGATO IS YAWING AND LOOKING EXTREMELY BORED.
VASH: Alex? You mean that guy you told me and Knives about. The one that you lost and loved?
REM: Yes Vash. I've been living with him for the past 100 something years.
VASH: And I never knew?
REM: Vash, I figured, and was hoping you'd get on with the rest of your life.
VASH: But, Rem! I was torn in two when that happened!! Then I lost Knives and was all alone!
REM: Vash, you survived didn't you?
VASH: Yea, but.
LEGATO: Well that's all the time we have for today folks!
LEGATO WAVES TO THE CAMERA AS VASH STARES WITH HIS MOUTH HANGING OPEN AT REM. REM SMILES AS SHE ALWAYS DID, DOES.WHATEVER.
KNIVES: I didn't get to be on the show! Stupid spiders!! Stupid Vash!! Stupid REM!
EVTSC to be continued, I don't like to make them to long,
.^^ like that last one?
EVTSC sorry ok?
-_\\ I lost you shall perish!!
EVTSC I perish you're show goes down the toilet
^^. Do you like toilets or something??
EVTSC No.its just a uh.
Metaphor!