Chapter One
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TITLE: Wrestlers in Black Chapter one/? *WWF/MIB Crossover*
AUTHOR: Juliet3:16
EMAIL: Sweetvalley99@aol.com
RATING: PG - 13
CONTENT: VIOLENCE, ADULT LANGUAGE
CATEGORY: ADULT, ANGST, DRAMA, minor HORROR.
SPOILERS: For the WWF/WWE everything through Armageddon 2000. Anything in the first movie is fair game in MIB although some cartoon elements may play a role in it as well. Not to MIB fans: This is NOT the U from the cartoon series in this story. Will go into more detail later.
SUMMARY: What do you do when you cross a wrestler with the Men in Black?
DISCLAIMER: Vince McMahon owns nearly every wrestling personality in this story with the possible exceptions of Joanie Lauer (Ex - Chyna), Sean Waltman (Ex - X - Pac) and Scott Hall. Colombia/Tri-Star owns the original MIB movie. Lowell Cunningham created the comic and the characters of MIB.
DISTRIBUTION: Prologue can be found on Fanfiction.net. Anybody else please ask.
Wrestlers in Black
Chapter One
Meet the MIB (three of them anyways.)
We earthlings think we're alone in the universe. We'd probably be shocked to know that not only are we NOT alone but that aliens are already here. Living and working among us in secret, never letting on to the general Earth population that there are actual, honest to goodness aliens on the planet Earth. Only one agency is equipped to deal with Earth's resident Alien population. A dedicated group of men and women who get no recognition, no praise, no identity. They work alone, in secret, helping to save the Earth from the scum of the universe and keep Earth in her blessed ignorance about otherworldly lifeforms. They are the best of the best.
They are the Men in Black.
Oct/Nov 2005 (about the same timeframe as the prologue.)
A man raced down the backalleys of Manhattan trying desperately to escape his pursuer. He paused, panting form the excretion of the chase. He went to turn the corner of the alleyway he'd ran into when he impacted with something hard. He stepped back to see a tall man with shades covering his eyes, and a dark suit standing before him with a sadistic smile on his face.
"Hello," the man in the suit said before punching his prey in the face. "Way to easy," the tall man muttered.
Another black - suited figure came around the corner to join his colleague and the man he'd been chasing.
"Ni - Nice" the dark - skinned man panted out, trying to catch his breath after running three New York City blocks. "How - how - "
"Perp's run off like this before," his partner growled, "it was easy to figure out where he was going this time,"
"Actually," the man said, his breathing and heartrate becoming more normal, "what I was about to ask was, how the hell did you manage to punch out a Granitian? Man those things have rock hard faces!"
The taller, more muscular of the two conscious men shrugged and the conversation was cut short by a beep at the darker man's side. He grabbed the device causing the beeping and flipped it open.
"Jay here, shoot," he said into the device.
A small picture of a young blonde appeared on the small communicator. "Did you find the Granitian?"
"Yeah, he's taking a nap," Jay answered.
"And the contraband?" asked the woman.
Jay's partner reached into the alien's jacket and pulled out a bag filled with a pink powder. "Right here," came a low grumble.
"Yeah Elle," Jay told her, "U just took it out of the perp's pocket"
Elle nodded. "Good. Zed wants you two and the Granitian back at headquarters. Oh, and guys, be gentle with this one this time. His government wants him back in one piece for trial.
"Got it Elle. See ya back at HQ," Jay said switching off his communicator. He turned to his partner. "Come on U. Time to head back to the barn and put the perp to bed.
As Jay and U, who was hefting their captured criminal over his shoulder walked back to their car, Jay took a glance at his current partner. U was tall, big, and looked deadly. The man was a man of few words, oftentimes rarely speaking. It reminded Jay of his first partner and mentor, Kay, who was a similar man of few words.
'Of course,' mused Jay as he got into the LTD, U tossing the fugitive Granitian in the back-seat, with Kay, Jay didn't have the sense of getting punched in the face if he said the wrong word as he did with U.
Silently, the duo and their criminal drove back to MIB Headquarters.
Feedback is appreciated.
So what's a birthday girl to do when she gets bored? Post fic!
TITLE: Wrestlers in Black Chapter one/? *WWF/MIB Crossover*
AUTHOR: Juliet3:16
EMAIL: Sweetvalley99@aol.com
RATING: PG - 13
CONTENT: VIOLENCE, ADULT LANGUAGE
CATEGORY: ADULT, ANGST, DRAMA, minor HORROR.
SPOILERS: For the WWF/WWE everything through Armageddon 2000. Anything in the first movie is fair game in MIB although some cartoon elements may play a role in it as well. Not to MIB fans: This is NOT the U from the cartoon series in this story. Will go into more detail later.
SUMMARY: What do you do when you cross a wrestler with the Men in Black?
DISCLAIMER: Vince McMahon owns nearly every wrestling personality in this story with the possible exceptions of Joanie Lauer (Ex - Chyna), Sean Waltman (Ex - X - Pac) and Scott Hall. Colombia/Tri-Star owns the original MIB movie. Lowell Cunningham created the comic and the characters of MIB.
DISTRIBUTION: Prologue can be found on Fanfiction.net. Anybody else please ask.
Wrestlers in Black
Chapter One
Meet the MIB (three of them anyways.)
We earthlings think we're alone in the universe. We'd probably be shocked to know that not only are we NOT alone but that aliens are already here. Living and working among us in secret, never letting on to the general Earth population that there are actual, honest to goodness aliens on the planet Earth. Only one agency is equipped to deal with Earth's resident Alien population. A dedicated group of men and women who get no recognition, no praise, no identity. They work alone, in secret, helping to save the Earth from the scum of the universe and keep Earth in her blessed ignorance about otherworldly lifeforms. They are the best of the best.
They are the Men in Black.
Oct/Nov 2005 (about the same timeframe as the prologue.)
A man raced down the backalleys of Manhattan trying desperately to escape his pursuer. He paused, panting form the excretion of the chase. He went to turn the corner of the alleyway he'd ran into when he impacted with something hard. He stepped back to see a tall man with shades covering his eyes, and a dark suit standing before him with a sadistic smile on his face.
"Hello," the man in the suit said before punching his prey in the face. "Way to easy," the tall man muttered.
Another black - suited figure came around the corner to join his colleague and the man he'd been chasing.
"Ni - Nice" the dark - skinned man panted out, trying to catch his breath after running three New York City blocks. "How - how - "
"Perp's run off like this before," his partner growled, "it was easy to figure out where he was going this time,"
"Actually," the man said, his breathing and heartrate becoming more normal, "what I was about to ask was, how the hell did you manage to punch out a Granitian? Man those things have rock hard faces!"
The taller, more muscular of the two conscious men shrugged and the conversation was cut short by a beep at the darker man's side. He grabbed the device causing the beeping and flipped it open.
"Jay here, shoot," he said into the device.
A small picture of a young blonde appeared on the small communicator. "Did you find the Granitian?"
"Yeah, he's taking a nap," Jay answered.
"And the contraband?" asked the woman.
Jay's partner reached into the alien's jacket and pulled out a bag filled with a pink powder. "Right here," came a low grumble.
"Yeah Elle," Jay told her, "U just took it out of the perp's pocket"
Elle nodded. "Good. Zed wants you two and the Granitian back at headquarters. Oh, and guys, be gentle with this one this time. His government wants him back in one piece for trial.
"Got it Elle. See ya back at HQ," Jay said switching off his communicator. He turned to his partner. "Come on U. Time to head back to the barn and put the perp to bed.
As Jay and U, who was hefting their captured criminal over his shoulder walked back to their car, Jay took a glance at his current partner. U was tall, big, and looked deadly. The man was a man of few words, oftentimes rarely speaking. It reminded Jay of his first partner and mentor, Kay, who was a similar man of few words.
'Of course,' mused Jay as he got into the LTD, U tossing the fugitive Granitian in the back-seat, with Kay, Jay didn't have the sense of getting punched in the face if he said the wrong word as he did with U.
Silently, the duo and their criminal drove back to MIB Headquarters.
Feedback is appreciated.