EVTSC Can't say I do
.^^ I will she doesn't!!
^^. You are correct!
LTFBTGB
REM: We had to take a break from the talk show, so today we are going to tell each and every one of you what we are scared of the most.
LEGATO: Stupid Rem. Take my lines.
VASH: Ello! WAVES MORONICALLY
LEGATO: Today we shall ask a few of our cast members what frightens them the most.
VASH: First we shall ask Milly Thompson. Milly?
MILLY: Yes, well what scares me the most is a pudding shortage.
LEGATO: A pudding shortage.?
MILLY: Yes, b/c with out pudding the world's economy would crash and become corrupt b/c the law men who make the rules, the ones with out teeth, wouldn't be able to eat anything sweet ever again. All from the lackage of pudding!!
VASH: Pudding.?
MILLY: Yes, my friend's pudding!!!
LEGATO: .yes well thank you.
VASH: WW, what are you afraid of?
WW: Nothing.
VASH: Sure you got to be afraid of something.
WW: Nothin.
VASH: You're no fun.
MILLY: But, Mr. Vash, Mr. WW isn't lying. Nothing scares him.
VASH: WW you suck.
WW: I do not suck!! Thank you very much!!
VASH: O.o
LEGATO: Let us ask our musician, The Horn Freak, Midvalley.
MIDVALLEY: Well, let me think. I am most frightened of.donuts.
VASH: Donuts! HIS EYES GROW IMENSLY LARGE AND ALMOST BULG OUT OF HIS SKULL
MID: Yes. Are you happy? It's something I don't like to admit!
VASH: What a loser! WAVES A DONUT IN FRONT OF MIDVALLEY. Want a donut? Huh? HE WAVES IT BACK AND FORTH. Take the donut. Be the donut. Eat the donut. FEAR the donut! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MID: COWERS IN FEAR BEHIND HIS SAXAPHONE. Stop it! Or I'll quit!
MERYL: VASH! If he quits your pants are mine!
VASH: Meryl-chan! You do love me!
LEGATO: Let us quit amusing ourselves with my minstrel's weakness.
VASH: Let's see.
LEGATO: Let us ask the boring meister.
VASH: Meryl-chan!! My love! My wife!
LEGATO: What fears does the scary one have?
VASH: Yes, what are you afraid of that I am able to rescue you from then comfort you b/c you are so scared? HE HOLDS HIS ARMS OUT TO HER
MERYL: SHE REJECTS HIS EMBRACE. I think that being married to Vash would not really scare me but terrify me.
VASH: LOOKING HURT Meryl-chan, you make me laugh. I know you just can't wait till the show is over.
MERYL: WALKS OFF THE SET AFTER PUNCHING VASH REALLY HARD IN THE ARM
VASH: RUBS HIS ARM. She loves me.
WW: Get your head out of clouds.
LEGATO: Let us ask the master what he might be afraid of, if anything that is, scares him. Which I doubt there is.
VASH: Apparently you've never lived with him.
LEGATO: Do not disrespect the master!
KNIVES: Well, you see I am slightly afraid of spiders.
MILLY: People or the ones with the fuzzy legs?
KNIVES: Ones with fuzzy legs.
VASH: Well you know Knives; some people have fuzzy legs.
KNIVES: SMACKS HIS FOREHEAD The small ones that have eight legs make webs and have fuzzy legs.
VASH: But Knives, not all spiders have fuzzy legs.
KNIVES: Vash shut up. Before.
VASH: Before what?
LEGATO: Yes Master, unleash your terror upon this infidel!!
VASH: He cant I'm his brother!
KNIVES: Curse you. If you weren't blood then I'd inflict pain upon you.
VASH: You only wish!
KNIVES: Hey servant spider.
LEGATO: POUTING I thought you considered me more than a mere spider.
KNIVES: Suck it up. So what pray tell are you afraid of.?
WW: This could be scary?
LEGATO: Well let me ponder upon this subject.
TEN YEARS LATER
VASH: So Knives, how ya been?
KNIVES: great. You ever marry that spider?
VASH: Ya! She did about 2 years ago. She couldn't with hold her innermost feelings.
WW: Ya well at least you don't got fifteen kids.
MILLY: HOLDING A BABY. Yeah, and we have one more on the way.
VASH: What'd you name them all and how old are they?
MILLY: Well lets see, the oldest is 10 and his name is Vash, then there's our 11 year daughter Meryl, then the 9 year old Knives, then our twin 7 year olds Nick and Nicholas, then the triplets Millie, Millions, and Merle who are 5, oh and cant forget the quadruplets Legato, Midvalley, Chapel, and Wolfwood, they are 3. Then we have Rem and Dominique, they're our twins who are 2, and our little Stampede. He's a few months old, and our baby on the way who is a girl and we're thinking of naming her.
KNIVES: Something normal?
WW: Well Milly here picked out all the names.
MILLY: We are going to name her Maryann.
MERYL: Milly, can you come and control your children? They are disturbing little Vash's nap.
MILLY: Coming Sempai. HAND WW THE BABY Here Mr. Wolfwood, hold uh.Stampede
WW: TAKES THE BABY. Ok my honey.
MILLY: Thanks darling.
MILLY WALKS OFF SET. MERYL WALKS IN AND HANDS VASH A LITTLE DARK SPIKEY HAIRED BOY WITH BIG BLUE GREEN EYES.
WW: Now that definitely is your kid needle noggin.
KNIVES: I have a spider uh.nephew thing.
VASH: Thanks Meryl. Now go help Milly. MERYL WALKS OFF STAGE AND HELPS MILLY WITH HER CHILDREN. Hey guys, look at what I showed little Vash here to do. VASH HOLD LITTLE VASHUP. Love and Peace! LITTLE VASH CROOKS HIS FINGERS INTO THE LOVE AND PEACE POSITION. See isn't he smart!
KNIVES: . Ya.real smart.
LEGATO WAKES UP
LEGATO: I have it! Hey who are all those brats in the back, and who's that spiky haired kid in my co-hosts lap?
VASH: Those are WW's and Milly's children and this is my son, Vash.
WW: So. Did you ever deicide what scares you most?
LEGATO: I did. It is zombies, and many little Vash look alikes.
VASH: Why are you afraid of zombies?
LEGATO: B/c they are decaying, and slimy, and eat flesh, and eeww HE SHUDDERS
KNIVES: What a wimpy servant.
LEGATO: But the zombies feast upon you then turn you into one of their own! The horror oh the inhumanity!
KNIVES: More importantly.Vash no last name, Vash Stryfe, and Vash Wolfwood! Come here please!
THEY ALL COME AND LINE UP ACCORDING TO HEIGHT. FIRST BEING OUR VASH, THEN VASH WOLFWOOD AND FINALLY LITTLE VASH JR.
LEGATO: M y worst nightmare has come to life! HE RUNS OFF THE SET AND OUT THE DOOR SCREAMING FOR HIS LIFE. HE IS THEN MET BY THE ZOMBIE CAST OF RESIDENT EVIL. Master! Save me!
-End-
EVTSC no not the zombies anything but the zombies!!
.^^ Yes evil spider zombies that kill their own!
-_\\ not the zombies!!
^^. Meryl-chan finally married me!!
My life is a living hell.
.^^ I will she doesn't!!
^^. You are correct!
LTFBTGB
REM: We had to take a break from the talk show, so today we are going to tell each and every one of you what we are scared of the most.
LEGATO: Stupid Rem. Take my lines.
VASH: Ello! WAVES MORONICALLY
LEGATO: Today we shall ask a few of our cast members what frightens them the most.
VASH: First we shall ask Milly Thompson. Milly?
MILLY: Yes, well what scares me the most is a pudding shortage.
LEGATO: A pudding shortage.?
MILLY: Yes, b/c with out pudding the world's economy would crash and become corrupt b/c the law men who make the rules, the ones with out teeth, wouldn't be able to eat anything sweet ever again. All from the lackage of pudding!!
VASH: Pudding.?
MILLY: Yes, my friend's pudding!!!
LEGATO: .yes well thank you.
VASH: WW, what are you afraid of?
WW: Nothing.
VASH: Sure you got to be afraid of something.
WW: Nothin.
VASH: You're no fun.
MILLY: But, Mr. Vash, Mr. WW isn't lying. Nothing scares him.
VASH: WW you suck.
WW: I do not suck!! Thank you very much!!
VASH: O.o
LEGATO: Let us ask our musician, The Horn Freak, Midvalley.
MIDVALLEY: Well, let me think. I am most frightened of.donuts.
VASH: Donuts! HIS EYES GROW IMENSLY LARGE AND ALMOST BULG OUT OF HIS SKULL
MID: Yes. Are you happy? It's something I don't like to admit!
VASH: What a loser! WAVES A DONUT IN FRONT OF MIDVALLEY. Want a donut? Huh? HE WAVES IT BACK AND FORTH. Take the donut. Be the donut. Eat the donut. FEAR the donut! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MID: COWERS IN FEAR BEHIND HIS SAXAPHONE. Stop it! Or I'll quit!
MERYL: VASH! If he quits your pants are mine!
VASH: Meryl-chan! You do love me!
LEGATO: Let us quit amusing ourselves with my minstrel's weakness.
VASH: Let's see.
LEGATO: Let us ask the boring meister.
VASH: Meryl-chan!! My love! My wife!
LEGATO: What fears does the scary one have?
VASH: Yes, what are you afraid of that I am able to rescue you from then comfort you b/c you are so scared? HE HOLDS HIS ARMS OUT TO HER
MERYL: SHE REJECTS HIS EMBRACE. I think that being married to Vash would not really scare me but terrify me.
VASH: LOOKING HURT Meryl-chan, you make me laugh. I know you just can't wait till the show is over.
MERYL: WALKS OFF THE SET AFTER PUNCHING VASH REALLY HARD IN THE ARM
VASH: RUBS HIS ARM. She loves me.
WW: Get your head out of clouds.
LEGATO: Let us ask the master what he might be afraid of, if anything that is, scares him. Which I doubt there is.
VASH: Apparently you've never lived with him.
LEGATO: Do not disrespect the master!
KNIVES: Well, you see I am slightly afraid of spiders.
MILLY: People or the ones with the fuzzy legs?
KNIVES: Ones with fuzzy legs.
VASH: Well you know Knives; some people have fuzzy legs.
KNIVES: SMACKS HIS FOREHEAD The small ones that have eight legs make webs and have fuzzy legs.
VASH: But Knives, not all spiders have fuzzy legs.
KNIVES: Vash shut up. Before.
VASH: Before what?
LEGATO: Yes Master, unleash your terror upon this infidel!!
VASH: He cant I'm his brother!
KNIVES: Curse you. If you weren't blood then I'd inflict pain upon you.
VASH: You only wish!
KNIVES: Hey servant spider.
LEGATO: POUTING I thought you considered me more than a mere spider.
KNIVES: Suck it up. So what pray tell are you afraid of.?
WW: This could be scary?
LEGATO: Well let me ponder upon this subject.
TEN YEARS LATER
VASH: So Knives, how ya been?
KNIVES: great. You ever marry that spider?
VASH: Ya! She did about 2 years ago. She couldn't with hold her innermost feelings.
WW: Ya well at least you don't got fifteen kids.
MILLY: HOLDING A BABY. Yeah, and we have one more on the way.
VASH: What'd you name them all and how old are they?
MILLY: Well lets see, the oldest is 10 and his name is Vash, then there's our 11 year daughter Meryl, then the 9 year old Knives, then our twin 7 year olds Nick and Nicholas, then the triplets Millie, Millions, and Merle who are 5, oh and cant forget the quadruplets Legato, Midvalley, Chapel, and Wolfwood, they are 3. Then we have Rem and Dominique, they're our twins who are 2, and our little Stampede. He's a few months old, and our baby on the way who is a girl and we're thinking of naming her.
KNIVES: Something normal?
WW: Well Milly here picked out all the names.
MILLY: We are going to name her Maryann.
MERYL: Milly, can you come and control your children? They are disturbing little Vash's nap.
MILLY: Coming Sempai. HAND WW THE BABY Here Mr. Wolfwood, hold uh.Stampede
WW: TAKES THE BABY. Ok my honey.
MILLY: Thanks darling.
MILLY WALKS OFF SET. MERYL WALKS IN AND HANDS VASH A LITTLE DARK SPIKEY HAIRED BOY WITH BIG BLUE GREEN EYES.
WW: Now that definitely is your kid needle noggin.
KNIVES: I have a spider uh.nephew thing.
VASH: Thanks Meryl. Now go help Milly. MERYL WALKS OFF STAGE AND HELPS MILLY WITH HER CHILDREN. Hey guys, look at what I showed little Vash here to do. VASH HOLD LITTLE VASHUP. Love and Peace! LITTLE VASH CROOKS HIS FINGERS INTO THE LOVE AND PEACE POSITION. See isn't he smart!
KNIVES: . Ya.real smart.
LEGATO WAKES UP
LEGATO: I have it! Hey who are all those brats in the back, and who's that spiky haired kid in my co-hosts lap?
VASH: Those are WW's and Milly's children and this is my son, Vash.
WW: So. Did you ever deicide what scares you most?
LEGATO: I did. It is zombies, and many little Vash look alikes.
VASH: Why are you afraid of zombies?
LEGATO: B/c they are decaying, and slimy, and eat flesh, and eeww HE SHUDDERS
KNIVES: What a wimpy servant.
LEGATO: But the zombies feast upon you then turn you into one of their own! The horror oh the inhumanity!
KNIVES: More importantly.Vash no last name, Vash Stryfe, and Vash Wolfwood! Come here please!
THEY ALL COME AND LINE UP ACCORDING TO HEIGHT. FIRST BEING OUR VASH, THEN VASH WOLFWOOD AND FINALLY LITTLE VASH JR.
LEGATO: M y worst nightmare has come to life! HE RUNS OFF THE SET AND OUT THE DOOR SCREAMING FOR HIS LIFE. HE IS THEN MET BY THE ZOMBIE CAST OF RESIDENT EVIL. Master! Save me!
-End-
EVTSC no not the zombies anything but the zombies!!
.^^ Yes evil spider zombies that kill their own!
-_\\ not the zombies!!
^^. Meryl-chan finally married me!!
My life is a living hell.