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.^^ We don't
^^. Own it.
-_\\ We just star in it
EVTSC but not me
.^^ We now present our feature presentation: LEGATOS TALES FROM BEYOND THE FEMALE SPIDERS RESTROOM
LTFBTGBR
MIILY: Last airing time, which shall be continued today, Vash wants to proclaim his love for the person he loves the most, but his br.only living relative disapproves of this. Then Vash met someone he has held dear for a very long time.
DOMINIQUE: Rem. They all thought she died. But he came to find out that she is immortal and cannot die. Instead of looking for two little boys stranded on this forsaken planet she went to live with Alex, her former boyfriend from Earth.
MIDVALLEY: Let's see what secrets are going to be revealed today, and will Vash ever tell this special person his most inner thoughts for her, and will she accept.
LEGATO: Welcome back one and all! Vash has just found out that Rem was alive all these years. Vash what are you thinking at this time? LEGATO TURNS AND FACES VASH WHO IS NOT BLINKING.
VASH: . Rem.why? You left me there to suffer! Then people tried to hurt me! And Knives neglected me!
LEGATO: Speaking of which, let's bring out or other guest, THE CAMERA ZOOMS OVER TO THE DOORWAY Millions Knives! KNIVES WALKS OUT, WELL IS MORE ALONG THE LINES OF PUSHED OUT, OF THE DOOR.
VASH: Knives! Look! Rem! You didn't kill her after all!
KNIVES: Damn, I knew I should have blew up the cargo ship! Damn, damn, damn!
REM: Actually Knives, you did blow up the cargo ship, and not the main ship.
KNIVES: Silent woman! I know what I blew up and what I didn't. I guess that means you're one tough bitch, and I'm going to have to devise another plan of which to exterminate you and the spiders with!
VASH: but Knives! Rem's back! And she's our mom dude!
KNIVES: She is not our mother! If she was then we'd be immortal to!
VASH: But we kind of are.
KNIVES: Shut up Vash, and tell you! Tell me why I am here on a show for spiders when I was devising a master backup plan to destroy them!?
LEGATO: Vash, your only relative that's blood, has something to tell you. Vash.
VASH: Well, Knives, you see there's this girl.
REM: Oh, Vash I am so happy, you actually did move on with your life.
VASH: Yes, well.
KNIVES: Don't tell me it's one of the spiders I so hate, now is it?
VASH: Well, yes. I'm crazy about her. Every time I see her, I get butterflies in my tummy.
KNIVES: Moron! Only go for someone of the superior race, not no wimpy spider!
REM: Now Knives, you should be happy for Vash.
KNIVES: Shut up stupid spider! Who ruined my life!
REM: Knives, I'm hurt.
KNIVES: Good.
LEGATO: Knives, hear Vash out.
KNIVES: Oh you be shut up! It's your fault I have to hear this spiders annoying voice again!
VASH: Knives! Be nice to Rem.
REM: Listen up here plant boy! If it wasn't for my intervention you would be spider food now.
KNIVES: You lie!
REM: I wouldn't! I don't believe in lying!
LEGATO: Yet, you believe in deceit.by concealing yourself from two people who seemed to have cared deeply for you.
REM: That is not deceit! What I did was for the best!
KNIVES: Wrong-o there lady! Because you were there at the beginning filling my only flesh and blood's head with rubbish!
REM: It was not rubbish! And from what I've heard you should have been the one I paid more attention to!
VASH: I thought they asked you two here for me to tell you something very important!?
REM: I'm sorry Vash, dear. What was the exciting news you had?
KNIVES: Yes spider lover! What pray tell were you going to say? I'd better approve with it or else it won't happen!
REM: No! Knives! If you don't stop ordering your brother around, then I'm going to do something I should have done along time ago.
KNIVES: And what could you possibly do to me?
REM: Put you over my knee and spank you!
KNIVES: That doesn't threaten me.
REM: It should!
LEGATO: Grey, Monev will you come and constrain our two guest. WW get the duct tape.
WW: Cant I'm filming.
LEGATO: So it seems. Ksama get the duct tape!
MONEV AND GREY GRAB KNIVES AND REM BEFORE THEY POUNCE ON EACH OTHER AND PLACE THEM EVER SO GENTLY IN THE SEAT. THEN KSAMA DUCT TAPES REM AND KNIVES TO THEIR SEATS.
LEGATO: Thank you. HE SMILES THEN LOOKS AT HIS CARDS So Vash if you will tell them your big secret.
VASH: HE PLACES HIMSELF BETWEEN REM AND KNIVES. You see there is this girl I know, you two probably know her too. Well I am going to ask her to marry me.
KNIVES: Never! You are not allowed to marry any of those spiders!
REM: Who is the lucky lady Vash?
VASH: HE BLUSHES Meryl-chan!
KNIVES: No any other spider but that one!
REM: Vash she is way to wrong for you!
VASH: Why?
REM: She's too short.
VASH: But that makes her cuter!
KNIVES: She's has a serious PMS problem!
VASH: I haven't noticed
REM: Vash if you marry her you're going to regret it and ruin your life!
KNIVES: Listen to your savior spider. And if you marry this certain spider I will disown you.
VASH: You can't make me change my mind!
KNIVES: I'll make you regret it!!
VASH: I'm going to and you can't stop me!
LEGATO: That's all the time we have today folks. Join us on the next Legato's Tales from the Girls Bathroom, to see if Vash will ever ask Meryl to marry him.
THE AUDIENCE APPLAUDS INTIMIDATED BY THE GUN-HO'S ALL AIMING GUNS AT THEM.
EVTSC: yawn sleepy xx this will be me in minutes I think I'm seriously dying.
.^^ one less spidery person thing!
^^. No!!!!
Wait she cant die! Or the show will never reach its grand finale!
^^ that means no more pudding
- - my pay check!
.^^ We don't
^^. Own it.
-_\\ We just star in it
EVTSC but not me
.^^ We now present our feature presentation: LEGATOS TALES FROM BEYOND THE FEMALE SPIDERS RESTROOM
LTFBTGBR
MIILY: Last airing time, which shall be continued today, Vash wants to proclaim his love for the person he loves the most, but his br.only living relative disapproves of this. Then Vash met someone he has held dear for a very long time.
DOMINIQUE: Rem. They all thought she died. But he came to find out that she is immortal and cannot die. Instead of looking for two little boys stranded on this forsaken planet she went to live with Alex, her former boyfriend from Earth.
MIDVALLEY: Let's see what secrets are going to be revealed today, and will Vash ever tell this special person his most inner thoughts for her, and will she accept.
LEGATO: Welcome back one and all! Vash has just found out that Rem was alive all these years. Vash what are you thinking at this time? LEGATO TURNS AND FACES VASH WHO IS NOT BLINKING.
VASH: . Rem.why? You left me there to suffer! Then people tried to hurt me! And Knives neglected me!
LEGATO: Speaking of which, let's bring out or other guest, THE CAMERA ZOOMS OVER TO THE DOORWAY Millions Knives! KNIVES WALKS OUT, WELL IS MORE ALONG THE LINES OF PUSHED OUT, OF THE DOOR.
VASH: Knives! Look! Rem! You didn't kill her after all!
KNIVES: Damn, I knew I should have blew up the cargo ship! Damn, damn, damn!
REM: Actually Knives, you did blow up the cargo ship, and not the main ship.
KNIVES: Silent woman! I know what I blew up and what I didn't. I guess that means you're one tough bitch, and I'm going to have to devise another plan of which to exterminate you and the spiders with!
VASH: but Knives! Rem's back! And she's our mom dude!
KNIVES: She is not our mother! If she was then we'd be immortal to!
VASH: But we kind of are.
KNIVES: Shut up Vash, and tell you! Tell me why I am here on a show for spiders when I was devising a master backup plan to destroy them!?
LEGATO: Vash, your only relative that's blood, has something to tell you. Vash.
VASH: Well, Knives, you see there's this girl.
REM: Oh, Vash I am so happy, you actually did move on with your life.
VASH: Yes, well.
KNIVES: Don't tell me it's one of the spiders I so hate, now is it?
VASH: Well, yes. I'm crazy about her. Every time I see her, I get butterflies in my tummy.
KNIVES: Moron! Only go for someone of the superior race, not no wimpy spider!
REM: Now Knives, you should be happy for Vash.
KNIVES: Shut up stupid spider! Who ruined my life!
REM: Knives, I'm hurt.
KNIVES: Good.
LEGATO: Knives, hear Vash out.
KNIVES: Oh you be shut up! It's your fault I have to hear this spiders annoying voice again!
VASH: Knives! Be nice to Rem.
REM: Listen up here plant boy! If it wasn't for my intervention you would be spider food now.
KNIVES: You lie!
REM: I wouldn't! I don't believe in lying!
LEGATO: Yet, you believe in deceit.by concealing yourself from two people who seemed to have cared deeply for you.
REM: That is not deceit! What I did was for the best!
KNIVES: Wrong-o there lady! Because you were there at the beginning filling my only flesh and blood's head with rubbish!
REM: It was not rubbish! And from what I've heard you should have been the one I paid more attention to!
VASH: I thought they asked you two here for me to tell you something very important!?
REM: I'm sorry Vash, dear. What was the exciting news you had?
KNIVES: Yes spider lover! What pray tell were you going to say? I'd better approve with it or else it won't happen!
REM: No! Knives! If you don't stop ordering your brother around, then I'm going to do something I should have done along time ago.
KNIVES: And what could you possibly do to me?
REM: Put you over my knee and spank you!
KNIVES: That doesn't threaten me.
REM: It should!
LEGATO: Grey, Monev will you come and constrain our two guest. WW get the duct tape.
WW: Cant I'm filming.
LEGATO: So it seems. Ksama get the duct tape!
MONEV AND GREY GRAB KNIVES AND REM BEFORE THEY POUNCE ON EACH OTHER AND PLACE THEM EVER SO GENTLY IN THE SEAT. THEN KSAMA DUCT TAPES REM AND KNIVES TO THEIR SEATS.
LEGATO: Thank you. HE SMILES THEN LOOKS AT HIS CARDS So Vash if you will tell them your big secret.
VASH: HE PLACES HIMSELF BETWEEN REM AND KNIVES. You see there is this girl I know, you two probably know her too. Well I am going to ask her to marry me.
KNIVES: Never! You are not allowed to marry any of those spiders!
REM: Who is the lucky lady Vash?
VASH: HE BLUSHES Meryl-chan!
KNIVES: No any other spider but that one!
REM: Vash she is way to wrong for you!
VASH: Why?
REM: She's too short.
VASH: But that makes her cuter!
KNIVES: She's has a serious PMS problem!
VASH: I haven't noticed
REM: Vash if you marry her you're going to regret it and ruin your life!
KNIVES: Listen to your savior spider. And if you marry this certain spider I will disown you.
VASH: You can't make me change my mind!
KNIVES: I'll make you regret it!!
VASH: I'm going to and you can't stop me!
LEGATO: That's all the time we have today folks. Join us on the next Legato's Tales from the Girls Bathroom, to see if Vash will ever ask Meryl to marry him.
THE AUDIENCE APPLAUDS INTIMIDATED BY THE GUN-HO'S ALL AIMING GUNS AT THEM.
EVTSC: yawn sleepy xx this will be me in minutes I think I'm seriously dying.
.^^ one less spidery person thing!
^^. No!!!!
Wait she cant die! Or the show will never reach its grand finale!
^^ that means no more pudding
- - my pay check!