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Austin Powers.
(A/N: Ok I know some of you said our grammar was bad but we didn't know that when you do the 3 periods, it turns into 1 period. Also, Seamus is going to be acting very strangely, more Austin Powers like. If you saw the movies, there's nothing to worry about, you will understand. We were actually watching Austin Powers when we were writing this.) Chapter 3
They arrived at Hogwarts that night and were on their way to the Great Hall when Harry realized that Hermione was staring at Draco.
"I think Hermione fancies Malfoy," said Harry.
"And why pre tell, makes you say that Harry?" Hermione asked.
"I see that twinkle in your eyes, next thing you know, your going to be falling head over heels for him" said Harry.
"Tripping is more like it" Hermione muttered to herself.
"What was that?" asked Ron.
"Oh nothing" said Hermione.
They went into the Great Hall to join their fellow Gryffindors at the Gryffindor table.
"Hello everyone" said Hermione "Guess what?"
"What?" asked Lavender and Parvati at the same time.
"I'm Head Girl! Hermione said excitedly.
"Really" they asked "Who's Head Boy?"
"Unfortunately, Draco."
"UNFORTUNATELY?! Are you mad? YOU GET TO LIVE WITH DRACO MALFOY! Your like the luckiest girl in the world!" They said sounding shocked.
"Why?" Hermione asked "I bet it's going to be a nightmare"
"A nightmare? Living with a guy like that" said Lavender
"I bet she gets lucky the first night" said Parvati.
"There will be no getting lucky! If I had the choice, I wouldn't be living with him, but I have to" said Hermione irritably.
"Oh my god! Are you mental!?" asked Lavender.
"Have you seen him lately?" asked Parvati.
"Yes and he's and egotistical ass" said Hermione getting angry. (A/N: We think it's a case of the green monster, yes jealousy! What do you think?)
"And what a nice one that guy has" Parvati said.
Just at that moment, Draco walked over to where they were standing.
"Ladies" said Draco to Lavender and Parvati.
"Draco" They said in a dreamy voice.
"Hermione, McGonagall wants to see us in her office" said Draco.
Hermione followed him out of the Great Hall doors and up the marble staircase. Hermione casually tried to strike up a conversation with him.
"Draco, you did notice how Parvati and Lavender were swooning over you, right?" she asked him.
"Yes, I did, and I'm used to it by now but, they're just not my type" said Draco.
"Oh really? What is your type then" Hermione asked him.
"I like brunettes" he said smiling at her and he started to walk faster to get in front of her. (A/N: I think we wanted one of those dramatic exits)
Hermione stopped in her tracks.
"Huh" she said aloud.
She shook her head and ran to catch up with Draco.
"What's that supposed to mean?" she asked him, panting for breath.
"Figure it out" He said.
Hermione wanted to talk to him more about this, but they were already at McGonagall's office.
"Anamagi" said Draco.
Hermione knew that this was the password. They walked inside and McGonagall's office and she had the back of her spinning chair towards them. When she heard them enter, the chair spun around.
"You wanted to see us, Professor?" Draco asked her.
"Yes. As you both know, you two are Head Boy and Girl. You also know you had to make up a password for your dormitories. Have you made one up?" she asked.
"Yes we have, Professor" Said Hermione.
"Good. I am also going to have to know what it is. You know, for safety reasons." Said McGonagall.
"Enemies for Life" said Draco.
"Creative" said McGonagall "Anyway, your duties will include: Holding prefect meetings once a week to find out how things are going, collect the prefect reports and hand them to Professor Dumbledore and plan the Graduation Ball at the end of the year. Oh yes, and you two will have to go together and open up the ball with the first slow dance."
"What?" said Hermione revoltingly "Go together?"
"Yes Miss. Granger, together" said McGonagall sternly.
"Why?" asked Draco.
"To represent the 7th years." Said McGonagall "That will be all. You two may go down to the feast now and remember, you will go to your Head Boy and Girl dormitory instead of the Slytherin dungeons and Gryffindor tower."
They both walked out of the office and Draco immediately started up a conversation.
"You don't have to look so disappointed." said Draco "It's not that bad. She said we have to go together not stay together and one dance isn't going to hurt anyone."
If possible, Hermione looked even more disappointed. They made their way down to the Great Hall and they food had already appeared. They were just about to pass the Gryffindor table when-
"I'M BIGGER THEN YOU! I'M HIGHER ON THE FOOD CHAIN! GET IN MY BELLY!" They heard Seamus Finnagin yell at his chicken wing.
"Seamus, your not fat bastard! And your chicken isn't going to answer you or jump into you!" said Dean Thomas, his best friend.
Draco was looking at Seamus in utter shock.
"You know what, I'm not going to ask" Draco told Hermione.
"That may be a smart idea" Hermione told him and he walked away to join Crabbe and Goyle, Hermione didn't stop starring at him until he was sitting down at the table and he looked back at her smiling again.
Hermione then went to sit in between Ron and Harry and started to grab some food.
"What did McGonagall want you for?" Ron asked her.
"Just to tell us about our duties." said Hermione "Oh and guess what! There's going to be a graduation ball!"
"Cool!" said Ron.
"Great." Said Harry. "Just what I need, another ball
"But the bad thing is, I have to go with Malfoy." Said Hermione.
"Well it won't be that bad, I mean you don't have to actually dance with him" said Ron.
"Yes I do, I have to open up the dance with the first slow dance." Hermione told him.
"Oh." Said Ron
"Oh, cry me a river. You have a guaranteed date, I still have to go through the agony of choosing a date and asking her." Said Harry.
"Anyway." Said Hermione with Harry still going on about the dance in the background. "Who do you have in mind?"
"Umm, Hermione can I talk to you." asked Ron "In private."
"Yeah." Said Hermione.
Ron grabbed her wrist and led her out of the Great Hall. They passed the Slytherin table and she looked over at Draco, who gave her the thumbs up. She kept looking back at him but of course, Draco had already turned back to face his food. (A/N: BOYS!)
"Umm Hermione- you know how your going to live with Draco- well you don't think that you can- try and get Draco to-to hook me up with Pansy?" Ron asked her.
"I can try." said Hermione.
Hermione left Ron standing there and went up to the Head Girl dormitory only to find-
"Draco!" said Hermione "Why are you here so early?"
"Just checking the place out, seeing what we can do with it, and what's that?" asked Draco pointing to a T.V. (A/N: YES! Dumbledore gave them a TV!)
"Oh that's a T.V. It tells stories with moving pictures." Said Hermione. "There are different kinds of stories like horror, comedies and romance."
"Ok, Ok, Ok, I get the point." Said Draco.
"Oh yeah, I need to talk to you." Said Hermione. "You know Ron, well he kind of has a crush on one of your good friends."
"Crabbe, Goyle, Blaise?" Draco guessed.
"He's NOT gay!" exclaimed Hermione.
"Well, I have tons of girl friends so we might be here all night guessing." Draco said smugly.
"Ok, it's Pansy" Hermione told him.
"No seriously, who is it?" asked Draco as if she was kidding.
"Pansy" said Hermione.
"Really?" said Draco trying to hold back his laughter. "Well what do you want me to do about it?"
"I want you to set them up" said Hermione smiling.
"And why would I do that?" asked Draco.
"Well, think about it. If you get your annoying ex-girlfriend of your back then you will be free to find that special someone" said Hermione.
"Yeah." Said Draco. "And do you know this 'special someone'?"
"We've met" said Hermione. "Well I better be off to bed. Goodnight."
She walked past Draco and into her Head Girl room. Just before she went in, she stuck her head and hand out if the door and wiggled her fingers in one of those goodbye waves you do to the person you like.
Draco's P.O.V
She's trying to seduce me and it's working! DAMN!
End P.O.V
(A/N: Sorry this chapter is a little OOC but you know this is the way the characters act in our story! So there!)
(A/N: Ok I know some of you said our grammar was bad but we didn't know that when you do the 3 periods, it turns into 1 period. Also, Seamus is going to be acting very strangely, more Austin Powers like. If you saw the movies, there's nothing to worry about, you will understand. We were actually watching Austin Powers when we were writing this.) Chapter 3
They arrived at Hogwarts that night and were on their way to the Great Hall when Harry realized that Hermione was staring at Draco.
"I think Hermione fancies Malfoy," said Harry.
"And why pre tell, makes you say that Harry?" Hermione asked.
"I see that twinkle in your eyes, next thing you know, your going to be falling head over heels for him" said Harry.
"Tripping is more like it" Hermione muttered to herself.
"What was that?" asked Ron.
"Oh nothing" said Hermione.
They went into the Great Hall to join their fellow Gryffindors at the Gryffindor table.
"Hello everyone" said Hermione "Guess what?"
"What?" asked Lavender and Parvati at the same time.
"I'm Head Girl! Hermione said excitedly.
"Really" they asked "Who's Head Boy?"
"Unfortunately, Draco."
"UNFORTUNATELY?! Are you mad? YOU GET TO LIVE WITH DRACO MALFOY! Your like the luckiest girl in the world!" They said sounding shocked.
"Why?" Hermione asked "I bet it's going to be a nightmare"
"A nightmare? Living with a guy like that" said Lavender
"I bet she gets lucky the first night" said Parvati.
"There will be no getting lucky! If I had the choice, I wouldn't be living with him, but I have to" said Hermione irritably.
"Oh my god! Are you mental!?" asked Lavender.
"Have you seen him lately?" asked Parvati.
"Yes and he's and egotistical ass" said Hermione getting angry. (A/N: We think it's a case of the green monster, yes jealousy! What do you think?)
"And what a nice one that guy has" Parvati said.
Just at that moment, Draco walked over to where they were standing.
"Ladies" said Draco to Lavender and Parvati.
"Draco" They said in a dreamy voice.
"Hermione, McGonagall wants to see us in her office" said Draco.
Hermione followed him out of the Great Hall doors and up the marble staircase. Hermione casually tried to strike up a conversation with him.
"Draco, you did notice how Parvati and Lavender were swooning over you, right?" she asked him.
"Yes, I did, and I'm used to it by now but, they're just not my type" said Draco.
"Oh really? What is your type then" Hermione asked him.
"I like brunettes" he said smiling at her and he started to walk faster to get in front of her. (A/N: I think we wanted one of those dramatic exits)
Hermione stopped in her tracks.
"Huh" she said aloud.
She shook her head and ran to catch up with Draco.
"What's that supposed to mean?" she asked him, panting for breath.
"Figure it out" He said.
Hermione wanted to talk to him more about this, but they were already at McGonagall's office.
"Anamagi" said Draco.
Hermione knew that this was the password. They walked inside and McGonagall's office and she had the back of her spinning chair towards them. When she heard them enter, the chair spun around.
"You wanted to see us, Professor?" Draco asked her.
"Yes. As you both know, you two are Head Boy and Girl. You also know you had to make up a password for your dormitories. Have you made one up?" she asked.
"Yes we have, Professor" Said Hermione.
"Good. I am also going to have to know what it is. You know, for safety reasons." Said McGonagall.
"Enemies for Life" said Draco.
"Creative" said McGonagall "Anyway, your duties will include: Holding prefect meetings once a week to find out how things are going, collect the prefect reports and hand them to Professor Dumbledore and plan the Graduation Ball at the end of the year. Oh yes, and you two will have to go together and open up the ball with the first slow dance."
"What?" said Hermione revoltingly "Go together?"
"Yes Miss. Granger, together" said McGonagall sternly.
"Why?" asked Draco.
"To represent the 7th years." Said McGonagall "That will be all. You two may go down to the feast now and remember, you will go to your Head Boy and Girl dormitory instead of the Slytherin dungeons and Gryffindor tower."
They both walked out of the office and Draco immediately started up a conversation.
"You don't have to look so disappointed." said Draco "It's not that bad. She said we have to go together not stay together and one dance isn't going to hurt anyone."
If possible, Hermione looked even more disappointed. They made their way down to the Great Hall and they food had already appeared. They were just about to pass the Gryffindor table when-
"I'M BIGGER THEN YOU! I'M HIGHER ON THE FOOD CHAIN! GET IN MY BELLY!" They heard Seamus Finnagin yell at his chicken wing.
"Seamus, your not fat bastard! And your chicken isn't going to answer you or jump into you!" said Dean Thomas, his best friend.
Draco was looking at Seamus in utter shock.
"You know what, I'm not going to ask" Draco told Hermione.
"That may be a smart idea" Hermione told him and he walked away to join Crabbe and Goyle, Hermione didn't stop starring at him until he was sitting down at the table and he looked back at her smiling again.
Hermione then went to sit in between Ron and Harry and started to grab some food.
"What did McGonagall want you for?" Ron asked her.
"Just to tell us about our duties." said Hermione "Oh and guess what! There's going to be a graduation ball!"
"Cool!" said Ron.
"Great." Said Harry. "Just what I need, another ball
"But the bad thing is, I have to go with Malfoy." Said Hermione.
"Well it won't be that bad, I mean you don't have to actually dance with him" said Ron.
"Yes I do, I have to open up the dance with the first slow dance." Hermione told him.
"Oh." Said Ron
"Oh, cry me a river. You have a guaranteed date, I still have to go through the agony of choosing a date and asking her." Said Harry.
"Anyway." Said Hermione with Harry still going on about the dance in the background. "Who do you have in mind?"
"Umm, Hermione can I talk to you." asked Ron "In private."
"Yeah." Said Hermione.
Ron grabbed her wrist and led her out of the Great Hall. They passed the Slytherin table and she looked over at Draco, who gave her the thumbs up. She kept looking back at him but of course, Draco had already turned back to face his food. (A/N: BOYS!)
"Umm Hermione- you know how your going to live with Draco- well you don't think that you can- try and get Draco to-to hook me up with Pansy?" Ron asked her.
"I can try." said Hermione.
Hermione left Ron standing there and went up to the Head Girl dormitory only to find-
"Draco!" said Hermione "Why are you here so early?"
"Just checking the place out, seeing what we can do with it, and what's that?" asked Draco pointing to a T.V. (A/N: YES! Dumbledore gave them a TV!)
"Oh that's a T.V. It tells stories with moving pictures." Said Hermione. "There are different kinds of stories like horror, comedies and romance."
"Ok, Ok, Ok, I get the point." Said Draco.
"Oh yeah, I need to talk to you." Said Hermione. "You know Ron, well he kind of has a crush on one of your good friends."
"Crabbe, Goyle, Blaise?" Draco guessed.
"He's NOT gay!" exclaimed Hermione.
"Well, I have tons of girl friends so we might be here all night guessing." Draco said smugly.
"Ok, it's Pansy" Hermione told him.
"No seriously, who is it?" asked Draco as if she was kidding.
"Pansy" said Hermione.
"Really?" said Draco trying to hold back his laughter. "Well what do you want me to do about it?"
"I want you to set them up" said Hermione smiling.
"And why would I do that?" asked Draco.
"Well, think about it. If you get your annoying ex-girlfriend of your back then you will be free to find that special someone" said Hermione.
"Yeah." Said Draco. "And do you know this 'special someone'?"
"We've met" said Hermione. "Well I better be off to bed. Goodnight."
She walked past Draco and into her Head Girl room. Just before she went in, she stuck her head and hand out if the door and wiggled her fingers in one of those goodbye waves you do to the person you like.
Draco's P.O.V
She's trying to seduce me and it's working! DAMN!
End P.O.V
(A/N: Sorry this chapter is a little OOC but you know this is the way the characters act in our story! So there!)