EVTSC Please tell me you know by now.
^^. I don't know
.^^ please refresh our memory
EVTSC I don't own okay?
-_\\ much better.
Legato's Tales.
MILLY: Last week. Vash told Rem and Knives who the lucky lady was.
DOM: Meryl Stryfe. Also Rem and Knives had to be duct taped.
MID: Find out the conclusion. Will Meryl say yes, or will she tell Vash to drop dead?
LEGATO: Welcome back mundane. LEGATO SMILES AT THE CAMERA. As you have heard from my uninspiring lackeys, you are now caught up from last time we met and I spared your life. HE POINTS TO THE PEOPLE SITTING BESIDE HIM. Vash are you ready for the moment you've been waiting for?
VASH: Yes. HE NODS VIGOROUSLY. I believe I am Legato.
LEGATO: Rem, Knives. Are you ready to let Vash continue on with his life?
REM: I believe I am. I guess when I heard that I realized that I was going to lose Vash to someone else. I'll never forget those big blue green eyes gazing up at me.
LEGATO: Knives what about you?
KNIVES: I can't stop him. I'm not happy with it. I highly reject this situation. I have to piss. I have finished my devious plans to wipe out the spiders.
LEG: Thank you Knives.
KNIVES: I wasn't finished you freak of a spider!
LEG: Yes, well Vash. Are you ready for us to bring her out?
VASH: Yeah. VASH CROSSES HIS FINGERS.
LEG: Everyone give a hearty welcome to Meryl Stryfe, an insurance claims representative from Bernardelli Insurance Company.
MERYL WALKS OUT OF THE DOOR CAUTIOUSLY. THE AUDIENCE CHEERS. SHE TAKES A SEAT NEXT TO VASH.
LEG: Welcome Meryl Stryfe.
MERYL: Ya. Why am I here? Don't you people realize that I have a job I have to do?
MILLY: FROM OFF STAGE Don't worry Meryl. Mr. Priest and I can get it done.
MERYL: Great. Now I'm going to have twice the amount of work to do. Can you hurry and get this over with.
KNIVES: See! Vash I told you!
REM: I'm beginning to agree with Knives.
KNIVES LOOKED SHOCKED. SO DID VASH.
LEG: Yes. Well Vash. Tell her why she's here.
VASH: Meryl-chan.
MERYL: ..
VASH: I asked you to come here today. There's something I want to ask you.
KNIVES: Don't do it Vash!
REM: Ignore him! For our sakes, don't listen to anything Vash has to say!
LEG: Shut up! Vash continue.
VASH: Meryl-chan. I.HE BLUSHES. Uh. This is kind of embarrassing.
MERYL: hurry it up here Vash. I have to actually work unlike some people I know.
VASH: Meryl-chan. Will you.will you.
MERYL: Will I what?
KNIVES: Help us destroy spiders kind!
REM: Help teach the children!
LEG: Ignore the bumbling fools that are duct taped.
KNIVES: I will show you fool!
LEG: Don't make me get more duct tape!
VASH: Meryl-chan. Will you.
MERYL: Vash spit it out! Before I leave!
VASH: QUICKLY Will you marry me? HE LOWERS HIS HEAD WAITING TO BE PUNCHED.
KNIVES: Noooo! Say no! say no! say no! Don't take my brother away from me!
REM: Noooo! Say no for crying out loud! Don't take away my little Vash!
LEG: Ksama! Duct tape their mouths shut.
KSAMA PROCEEDES TO TAPE THEIR MOUTH SHUT. SILENCE. AS ALL WAITS FOR MERYL'S REPLY.
MILLY: FROM THE OFFICE. Say yes Sempai!
WW: FROM THE OFFICE. Way to go Tongari!
VASH: Well? What do you say Meryl-chan?
LEG: Now we wait for her reply.
REM and KNIVES: mmmmmmmmmmm!! THEY BEGAN TO CRY. KNIVES BECAUSE VASH ASKED A SPIDER TO MARRY HIM. REM BECAUSE SHE LOST THE ONLY PERSON WHO WAS OBSESSIVE OVER HER.
MERYL: I can't Vash. I have to much work to do now. And then there are your relatives. Maybe if I wasn't so far ahead in my career. Maybe if you weren't an outlaw, maybe.maybe.
VASH: I understand Meryl-chan. VASH WAS HURT.
MERYL: I have to get back to my work. SHE RUNS OFF THE SET. LEAVING VASH THERE SAD.
KNIVES: Stupid spider. You shall pay.
REM: Curse her! She will regret hurting my little Vash.
VASH: Meryl-chan.
LEG: Well folks, a tragic ending to a happy event. Reunited with his adoptive mother, his psychotic brother. Rejected by his love. Sadness grips us all, especially Vash the Stampede the humanoid typhoon worth $$60 billion.
-End-
EVTSC: I cant believe I let that happen!
.^^ I wont be related to one of the spiders!
-_\\ Suffering for Vash the Stampede!
No comment!
^^. She'll come to her senses!
^^. I don't know
.^^ please refresh our memory
EVTSC I don't own okay?
-_\\ much better.
Legato's Tales.
MILLY: Last week. Vash told Rem and Knives who the lucky lady was.
DOM: Meryl Stryfe. Also Rem and Knives had to be duct taped.
MID: Find out the conclusion. Will Meryl say yes, or will she tell Vash to drop dead?
LEGATO: Welcome back mundane. LEGATO SMILES AT THE CAMERA. As you have heard from my uninspiring lackeys, you are now caught up from last time we met and I spared your life. HE POINTS TO THE PEOPLE SITTING BESIDE HIM. Vash are you ready for the moment you've been waiting for?
VASH: Yes. HE NODS VIGOROUSLY. I believe I am Legato.
LEGATO: Rem, Knives. Are you ready to let Vash continue on with his life?
REM: I believe I am. I guess when I heard that I realized that I was going to lose Vash to someone else. I'll never forget those big blue green eyes gazing up at me.
LEGATO: Knives what about you?
KNIVES: I can't stop him. I'm not happy with it. I highly reject this situation. I have to piss. I have finished my devious plans to wipe out the spiders.
LEG: Thank you Knives.
KNIVES: I wasn't finished you freak of a spider!
LEG: Yes, well Vash. Are you ready for us to bring her out?
VASH: Yeah. VASH CROSSES HIS FINGERS.
LEG: Everyone give a hearty welcome to Meryl Stryfe, an insurance claims representative from Bernardelli Insurance Company.
MERYL WALKS OUT OF THE DOOR CAUTIOUSLY. THE AUDIENCE CHEERS. SHE TAKES A SEAT NEXT TO VASH.
LEG: Welcome Meryl Stryfe.
MERYL: Ya. Why am I here? Don't you people realize that I have a job I have to do?
MILLY: FROM OFF STAGE Don't worry Meryl. Mr. Priest and I can get it done.
MERYL: Great. Now I'm going to have twice the amount of work to do. Can you hurry and get this over with.
KNIVES: See! Vash I told you!
REM: I'm beginning to agree with Knives.
KNIVES LOOKED SHOCKED. SO DID VASH.
LEG: Yes. Well Vash. Tell her why she's here.
VASH: Meryl-chan.
MERYL: ..
VASH: I asked you to come here today. There's something I want to ask you.
KNIVES: Don't do it Vash!
REM: Ignore him! For our sakes, don't listen to anything Vash has to say!
LEG: Shut up! Vash continue.
VASH: Meryl-chan. I.HE BLUSHES. Uh. This is kind of embarrassing.
MERYL: hurry it up here Vash. I have to actually work unlike some people I know.
VASH: Meryl-chan. Will you.will you.
MERYL: Will I what?
KNIVES: Help us destroy spiders kind!
REM: Help teach the children!
LEG: Ignore the bumbling fools that are duct taped.
KNIVES: I will show you fool!
LEG: Don't make me get more duct tape!
VASH: Meryl-chan. Will you.
MERYL: Vash spit it out! Before I leave!
VASH: QUICKLY Will you marry me? HE LOWERS HIS HEAD WAITING TO BE PUNCHED.
KNIVES: Noooo! Say no! say no! say no! Don't take my brother away from me!
REM: Noooo! Say no for crying out loud! Don't take away my little Vash!
LEG: Ksama! Duct tape their mouths shut.
KSAMA PROCEEDES TO TAPE THEIR MOUTH SHUT. SILENCE. AS ALL WAITS FOR MERYL'S REPLY.
MILLY: FROM THE OFFICE. Say yes Sempai!
WW: FROM THE OFFICE. Way to go Tongari!
VASH: Well? What do you say Meryl-chan?
LEG: Now we wait for her reply.
REM and KNIVES: mmmmmmmmmmm!! THEY BEGAN TO CRY. KNIVES BECAUSE VASH ASKED A SPIDER TO MARRY HIM. REM BECAUSE SHE LOST THE ONLY PERSON WHO WAS OBSESSIVE OVER HER.
MERYL: I can't Vash. I have to much work to do now. And then there are your relatives. Maybe if I wasn't so far ahead in my career. Maybe if you weren't an outlaw, maybe.maybe.
VASH: I understand Meryl-chan. VASH WAS HURT.
MERYL: I have to get back to my work. SHE RUNS OFF THE SET. LEAVING VASH THERE SAD.
KNIVES: Stupid spider. You shall pay.
REM: Curse her! She will regret hurting my little Vash.
VASH: Meryl-chan.
LEG: Well folks, a tragic ending to a happy event. Reunited with his adoptive mother, his psychotic brother. Rejected by his love. Sadness grips us all, especially Vash the Stampede the humanoid typhoon worth $$60 billion.
-End-
EVTSC: I cant believe I let that happen!
.^^ I wont be related to one of the spiders!
-_\\ Suffering for Vash the Stampede!
No comment!
^^. She'll come to her senses!