A/n: Hi, I'm back! Thanks so much for the reviews.

Anyway, to some of you who would prefer Bra and Uubu together, I'm really really sorry but I'm a loyal T/P G/B fan! But I'll pair Uubu up with Marron.

And just in case some of you are wondering, yes, I'll work on a sequel to "The Book of Jerks" I can't promise you when though coz my summer school starts next week and I might not be able to update as often as I should.

Ok, nuff said and on with the story!

Disclaimer: I don't own dragonball right now… but I'll win the lottery and I'll be the president of UN and I'll buy dragonball and I shall rule the world!!! Mwahahahahah! glares what? I can daydream sometimes too!



:::::POOR MR. PICCOLO… UUBU, YOU'RE NEXT!"

"Uh… guys… I don't think we should be here…" Uubu said nervously.

"Oh, hush Uub! Stop complaining!" Bra chided.

But Uubu's eyebrows were still drawn together in concern. "But Mr. Piccolo looks so serious! I don't think he wants us to disturb him."

"Dad always says he's a nice guy," Pan replied and headed towards the Namek meditating in mid-air. "Hello Mr. Piccolo!" she called out.

The green Namek didn't answer.

"How do we wake him up?" Bra asked thoughtfully.

"He's not sleeping! He's meditating! That's why we shouldn't be disturbing him!" Uubu complained yet again.

"Really Uub, stop whining! Bra and I need to ask him a favor. Besides, he should take a break sometimes," Pan pointed out dismissively.

"Hmmm… maybe we should poke him on the side," she added, poking a finger on Piccolo's side. The Namek didn't move.

Bra brightened. "Oh, I know! Let's tickle him!" Pan giggled and joined Bra in tickling Piccolo's feet.

"Guys! He's really going to kill us!" Uubu protested. Luckily for him, the Namek didn't stir.

"Maybe we should try tickling his armpit," Bra mused and started pulling on Piccolo's arm.

"Nooo!" Uubu shouted in horror.

Pan sighed when Piccolo still didn't move. "Ok, so tickling doesn't work. I think he's purposely trying to ignore us."

Uubu smiled in relief. "Then maybe that's a cue for us to leave?" he asked hopefully.

Pan shook her head. "Well, he's not going to get rid of us that easily."

To Uubu's horror, Pan leaned over and lifted Piccolo's eyelids. "Heeelllllloooooo Mr. Piccolo! We need your help!"

"Kami help us…" Uubu prayed.

Piccolo suddenly let out a mighty growl that shook the entire Kami's lookout.

"What do you want?!" he barked.

Pan flashed him a peace sign. "Hi Mr. Piccolo! You're looking good today!"

"What do you want?" Piccolo repeated more menacingly.

"Um… we we're wondering if you could teach us… something…" Bra trailed off.

"What?" one angry Namek demanded.

"Bra and I would like to learn fusion dance," Pan said in one breath.

Piccolo narrowed his eyes. "Why?"

Pan shrugged. "No reason! We're just bored, that's all!"

"Why do you want me to teach you? You could have asked Goku, or Goten," Piccolo asked suspiciously.

"They're going to suspect—" Uubu began, but Bra stomped on his foot just in time. "Owww!" he howled in pain.

Bra laughed nervously. "Heheh… he means they're all busy to teach us! Yes, busy!"

Piccolo's eyes darted from Pan to Bra. "You're up to something, I know it," he announced.

"Of course we're not, Mr. Piccolo! Why! Delicate girls like us would never do something horrible!" Bra exclaimed, putting on the most innocent face she could manage.

"We don't look like the sort who would lie, do we Mr. Piccolo?" Pan asked sweetly, batting her eyelashes and showing some pearly whites.

Uubu sweatdropped. "They're really something," he muttered under his breath.

Piccolo merely crossed his arms and went back to meditating.

"See? I told you he doesn't want us here," Uubu grumbled.

But Pan wouldn't give up. "Oh please Mr. Piccolo! You have the prettiest green skin I have ever seen!"

"Yeah! And your nails! I've been trying to grow mine like yours! They're sooooo pretty!" Bra joined in.

Piccolo's ears perked up and he flushed an interesting shade of red.

"Leave me alone!" he gritted out.

"And those two…um… twigs on you forehead, they're really cute!" Pan continued.

"They're not twigs!!!" Piccolo growled, hastily putting on his turban.

"Maybe they're sound amplifiers!" Bra exclaimed excitedly.

"Leave me alone! You pesky brats!" Piccolo barked, baring his sharp fangs in rage. He had never lost control like this before.

But Pan only crowed admiringly. "Maybe they're like King Kai's antennas! COOL!"

If Piccolo had hair, he would have pulled them out a long time ago in frustration. "Alright! Alright! I'll teach you if you two would just leave me alone!"

"DEAL!" Pan and Bra chorused. Grinning widely, they high-fived in the air.

Several hours later, Pan and Bra perfected the fusion dance. Uubu lay in the corner, too exhausted to move a muscle. Once, the girls fused into a hyper super-violent banshee and chased Uubu all around the world. Then they managed to fuse into a a rather large woman and he had to search the world for all kinds of food they demanded. Then they fused into an oversized baby with an appetite for wrecking havoc and he was forced to play babysitter for 30 minutes.

"Pan and Bra in one… it's the end of the world…" Uubu panted silently.

Piccolo looked like he had just fought Frieza, Cell and Buu all at once. "That's all I can teach you," he huffed, too eager to get rid of the pair and get back to his normal life.

Bra gave Piccolo a hug. "Thank you so much Mr. Piccolo!"

Blushing madly, Piccolo only grunted.

"Thanks Mr. Piccolo! We have to go now," Pan said and started lifting into the air.

"Good," Piccolo muttered under his breath.

"Ah, Mr. Piccolo?" Pan called out.

"What?!" Piccolo snapped.

"Um… you're really a graceful dancer… maybe you should try ballet sometimes!"

For the first time in his life, Piccolo waved his fist in the air and stomped his foot. "AHHH! Leave me alone!"

Bra shrugged innocently. "Ok, but call us if you want ballet lessons!"

With that, the girls flew out of Kami's lookout, dragging a worn out Uubu.

Piccolo collapsed in the floor, breathing heavily.

"Those two are going to be the death of me," he garbled between labored gasps.

:::::Capsule Corp, day for take off:::::

"Everything set?" Pan whispered into the device on her wrist. It looked like a normal digital watch, but is in fact a communication device she and Bra had managed to put together.

"Roger," came Bra's reply.

Pan drew her eyebrows together when Uubu's voice didn't come out of the smaller receiver she had hidden in her ear.

"Uub, come in. Is everything set in your location?"

"I can't believe you two are going through with this! This is insane!" Uubu's voice suddenly came blaring loudly, making Pan flinch and lower the volume.

"Come on, Uub. Bra and I are going to space and that's final! But we need your help on this one," Pan answered.

"But—" Uubu insisted, but Pan cut him off.

"Hush… target approaching," she whispered back.

Trunks walked carelessly, mentally going through any last minute necessities that he would be needing for the trip.

Pan smirked when she noticed him wearing sunglasses. He's probably still sporting a black eye I gave him last time.

"Trunks—" Pan began catching up with him, but Trunks only smiled cockily and wiggled a finger.

"I know… I know what you're going to say. You're going to say that you'll miss me and that you'll be devastated for a year. Yup, that's got to be it!" he stated smugly.

Pan gritted her teeth. "Oh, shut up or I'll turn you into a purple-furred Panda bear! All I have to do is give you another black eye!"

Trunks only grinned widely. "Relax Panny! I was just kidding. Besides, I'm in a good mood. Ahhh… no annoying brats for a whole year! Now that's what I call vacation!"

"GRRRRRR! Who you calling annoying?! That's it! You're a dead Panda bear!" Pan yelled.

"Pan, stop it! You're going to ruin our plans!" Bra's voice came out of the receiver on Pan's ear. Pan suddenly stopped advancing towards her grinning purple-haired target.

"What was that?" Trunks asked, his saiyan-ears picking up a buzzing sound.

"Nothing… I bet they're just flies buzzing through the hollows of your brain," Pan snapped.

Trunks glared.

Remembering that she had a mission to carry out, Pan took a deep breath. "Marron wants to talk to you," she declared.

Trunks scratched his head. "Who?"

"Marron! Krillin's daughter! Gosh, the hollows in your brain must be bigger than I thought if you have memory this bad!" Pan retorted.

"Pan…" Bra's warning voice came from the receiver.

Smiling tightly, Pan calmed herself down. "Just kidding," she added.

Trunks seemed to have accepted that last remark as an apology. "Why would Marron want to talk to me?" he asked.

Pan waved an annoyed hand. "I don't know! Just go! She's in the balcony!"

Trunks held out his hands. "Alright, alright! I'm going!"

When Trunks was out of earshot, Pan held out her wrist and spoke to the communicator.

"Bra come in. Trunks should be out for about 15 minutes at most. Proceed to next mission."

"Good!" Bra replied. "Uubu, it's your turn."

"Come on guys! Please reconsider!" Uubu pleaded nervously.

"Uub, we can pull this one off," Pan said confidently. Hearing Uubu's defeated sigh from the receiver, she went out to the garden where the space ship had been prepared.

Bra stood nearby, pretending to study some flowers. Everyone else was there too, except Uubu.

Suddenly, Goten's cell phone rang.

"Hello?"

"Hi Goten… it's me, Paris!" came the voice from the other end.

"P-Paris?" Goten asked in surprise. He hadn't talked to his ex since they broke up about 4 years ago.

"Ofcourse, it's me, darling…" the voice replied.

Goten scratched his head. "Ah… no offense Paris, but you sound really horrible… I mean, different."

"Oh, don't mind me darling, I'm taking voice lessons."

"Oh, ok…" Goten answered rubbing his neck.

"Could you meet me at the restaurant we always went to? You do remember that, don't you, darling?"

"R-right now?" Goten asked, sweating heavily.

"B-but I'm doing something rather important right now," Goten tried to explain.

"But it won't take long, koishi... I promise you"

Goten gulped at the husky tone.

"O-ok… I'll be right there," Goten stuttered. "Bulma-san! I'll be back in a minute!" he called out and zoomed into the air.

"Look at him, still pinning over that girl after all these years! Baka! Baka! Baka!" Bra gritted out, unconsciously crushing some of her grandmother's roses.

"Did you say something Bra?" Pan asked on her communicator, watching her uncle fly into the air.

"N-nothing," Bra replied. "We should let Uubu know," she added.

Pan sent a slight nod into Bra direction before talking to her communicator.

"Good job, Uubu, target is on his way."

"Great…" Uubu muttered and walked out of the phone booth. He entered a nearby restaurant. Smoothing his skirt and giving his wig one last thug, he settled himself in a table at the corner. He wanted to cry… but of course, that would only ruin his make up. He only hoped Goten would be as dense as Pan said and wouldn't blow his cover. He practiced his lines one more time and tried to figure out how that girl Paris would act.

"I can't believe they got me into this!" he mumbled. Shaking uncomfortably, he waited for Goten.

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A/n: Will Pan and Bra succeed with their plans? Or will something go wrong? Of course we know something will go wrong! We can't just leave Trunks behind, ne?

And poor Piccolo and Uubu. I'm sorry about the OOC, but that's what makes it fun, right? Good thing Piccolo doesn't read fanfics or he'll surely send me to the next dimension. Well… let me know if he does so I can hide.

Thanks to Nyago and JRFear for pointing out Marron and Uubu's ages, and to Fallen Virtue for pointing out incorrect information I had, to RiceC25 and cat for constantly telling me to write more! I promise I'll try! And to everyone else who reviewed! Anonymous, Lady of Flame, animegurlie45, ayarose, Kaaira, amythest, Brandon B, Eschicky, Jessica, firu-chan, Melfina- Pan, Anime Ambreen, Bunny, TrunksPan-Luver4evr, trunksgf513, nene, TrUnkZ, Mii-chan, Syaomao's Chica, Miss Myrhe/redheaded-vixen, pink-lemonade-86, wini, Lidu, Caliko, Mari-chan, Teddy, Bluedreamer, Alwaiz-At-Heart, mai3173, Pink Ice, Aquinasmd, Princess of Darkness, Chibi-Chi, Jade Dragosani, ariesgirl1989, SmaLLfRy, Lithium-Like, gWen, Demon Sayain, Z, chiby-pan-chan, and Zarius. You guys are the best!!! Thanks! Sorry if I missed someone.