Disclaimer: Still not mine. Sigh. I'm just borrowing them to do things to them which I sincerely hope Marvel never, ever, would.
Charles Xavier looked around the mansion and sighed. What was wrong with everybody? He'd gone to the infirmary to get some painkillers from Hank, and instead he'd wandered into something that brought new meaning to the phrase 'blue movie'.
Then he'd wandered into the kitchen to find Remy and Logan, and as he'd been backing out, they were joined by Kurt.
"The girls not tire you out?" asked Logan.
"Nein!"
Xavier tilted his head to the side. Surely that position wasn't physically possible. They seemed to be managing quite well, however, so he left the kitchen.
Perhaps he'd just see if there was any Tylenol upstairs.
However, the elevator was occupied by a confused but happy Scott, along with Kitty and Ororo.
"Out!" he barked at them, and the girls giggled and dragged Scott along behind them.
The shout of 'Hey, the kitchens ours! Find your own place!" echoed behind as he closed the elevator doors and sighed. There was definitely something going on.
When the elevator doors opened at the second floor, Rogue and Jean didn't even stop what they were doing; which Charles considered very impolite. Then he noticed that Rogue was completely naked.
"How..?"
Jean lifted her head and indicated the small, green skinned mutant, holding a video camera and smiling brightly.
"Oh. Hi Leech."
"Hey."
Shaking his head, Xavier retreated into the lift once more. Despite the fact that he'd requested the basement, the doors opened at the ground floor again, revealing a pouting Scott.
"Ororo went off with Logan and Remy and Kurt took Kitty away from me!" he whined
Xavier just hit the 'close doors' button.
Roaming through the lower levels, he noticed a door he was sure hadn't been there before. Behind it lay a small room, with one large switch at the back wall.
It was labeled 'Mutant Soap Opera Generator', and was switched to on. Well, that seemed easy enough to fix.
Just as he was about to pull the switch, he heard a sultry voice behind him.
"What are you doing, Charles?"
Xavier turned to see Magneto lounging in the doorway. Correction: Magneto lounging in the doorway without a shirt on.
Oh, what the hell. He pulled his hand away from the switch.
"Nothing."
A/N: I can't believe I actually wrote a sequel to that! Oh well. Reviews, criticisms, suggestions as to whether or not I should go back on the medication, all welcome. Flames will be fed to the rare Fire-Eating Spotted Pixie. So there.