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*INSERT TEXT HERE*=Narration
(INSERT TEXT HERE)=Thought
NAME[INSERT TEXT HERE]:=Feelings
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REVENGE OF INTERVIEWS
BY:
Kile Terro
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*When we last saw our host he was shot in the leg by his producer after calling Cloud "Cloud"...*
IN THE CAR
Kile: Damn it, Serge, where'd you learn to drive?!
Serges moves his head and doesn't talk
Kile[sarcasticly]: .....Really? [Normally]Hey, animemaster, you okay back there?
animemaster: Well, my stomach is feeling a bit woozy.
Kile: Just don't get sick in this car....I don't know whose it is.
They come upon the hospital at last just in time for animemaster to get out and pass out
Kile: ......Damn, grab his legs and I'll grabs his arms and we'll drag him in.
Kile steps out
Kile: ARGH!!!! Dammit! I forgot! I was shot...Hmm...
Serge picks up animemaster
Kile: ..............Ah, just get him signed in and come back for me.
Serge does as told and walks into the hospital
In across the street in the shadows are three shadows
*What could these people be plotting??? What evil could be going through their minds??!!*
Kile: ......ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ......
IN SHADOWS
Girl: So, this be the great Kile. I figgered e'd be tahler.
Man: Forget his height, just grab him and let's go.
Girl: Aye, Mate.
Boy: I think someone's coming!
They leave with Kile's sleeping body
Serge returns
Serge: ?????????????
Scratches head
AT THE SHADOWY FIGURES HIDEOUT
Kile: ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz
Girl: Wake up, ye bastard!
She kicks him
Kile: Whoa, what the hell'm I doin' here?!
Kile is tied to a chair behind a desk
Girl: We put ya there.
Kile: Why?
Girl: We're mad at ye!
Kile: And again: Why?
Girl: You didn't interview us!
*Yes, the kidnappers of Kile were Kid from Chrono Cross, Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII, and Janus from Chrono Trigger!*
Kid: Now, monkey-boy, interview us!
Kile: Okay, what should I ask?
Kile thinks
Kile: Okay! I would like to introduce my my first guest: Kid from Chrono Cross!
Janus: Let the mockery begin...
Sephiroth: Yes, let it.
Both: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile: ....A-anyway, uh, Kid...
Kid: Yes?
Kile: Where were you born?
Kid: ......Ask me sumthin' easier.
Kile: Huh?
Kid: I dunno where I was born. All I know is Ah'm Schala's clone, and I was sent to Guardia, raised by Lucca, and went to El Nido to look for Serge.
Kile: Interesting.
Kile attempts to untie the rope with his tail and hopes they don't see
Kile: Uh, What are your feelings toward Serge?
Kid: 'E's cool.
Kile: Really?
Kid: Aye, if you like pervahts!
Kile: Huh?
Kid: Right after we met on Cape Howl and we went back to Arni Village to sleep...well, maybe I shouldna put it as "shack up" when I told 'im we should find a place ta sleep.
Kile: Whoa...
Kid: 'E tried to $#^& me 28 times!!!!
Kile: What'd you do to him?
Kid: I drew my dagger and gave him a reason to wear those gloves!
Kile: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Kid: What's so funny?
Kile: What you said about giving him a reason to wear his gloves!
Kid: .....How about ye, mate?
Kile: ?
Kid: Shack up?
Kile: ...Uh, haha, after the show.
Kid: Oh, okay.....
Kile: Allow me to introduce my next guest: Final Fantasy VII's own Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: Hello, glad to be here.
Kile undoes knot one
Kile: So, how's Mother?
Sephiroth: She's fine, she had to join Jenny Craig though, she felt her cranium was filling with too much fat.
Kile: Don't you hate it when that happens?
Sephiroth: ???
Kile: Uh, nothing. So, are you as mad as I am over the mispelling of your final form's name?
Sephiroth: They mispelled it?!
Kile: Yeah, instead of "Savior Sephiroth" it says "Safer Sephiroth."
Sephiroth: Those &@%$-upped $#*^@^#!@&^*# ^%$*@^%!!!!!!
Kile: ...Whoa...Um, I would like to introduce my third and final guest: Janus from Chrono Trigger!
Janus: One among you will shortly perish...
Kile: Too late, kid.
Janus: ???
Kile: Don't ask...
Kile undoes knot two
Kile: Are you aware of your cat's whereabouts?
Janus: No.
Kile: He became Guile in Chrono Cross.
Janus: Really?!
Kile: Yeah.
Janus: Kid, you seen him?
Kid: Aye, 'e's right.
Janus: Great.
Kile: Also, your sister Schala is there.
Kid: Once agane, cahrrect.
Kile: Moving along, do you think Zeal deserved such a downfall?
Janus: Actually,.......yes.
Sephiroth: How the mighty fall...
Kile outdoes the final third knot
Kile: Heheh.
Kile jumps into the air and onto the desk.
Kile: HAHAHA!!!! No rope can hold The Great Kile Terro!
Sephiroth draws Masamune and points it at Kile's nose
A sweat drop appears over Kile's head.
Kile sits back into the chair and ties himself up
Kile: Well, I interviewed you, now what?
Sephiroth: Well, Janus and I are going to go to a bar and get smashed...
Kile: Lucky bastards.
Sephiroth: While you spend the afternoon shacking up with Kid.
Kile: I'm the lucky bastard, now.
Sephiroth: Goodbye.
Janus: Adieu.
Sephiroth and Janus leave
Kid: Now, down ta work.
Kid drags Kile under the desk
animemaster busts through the door
animemaster: Yo, K.T., we're here to save you.
Kile: Get out, get out, GET OUT!!!
animemaster: Where are you?
Kile: Under the desk!
animemaster: What are you doing under there?
Kile: Kid from Chrono Cross!
animemaster: ....Oh, well, as your new producer, your old was fired because of the shot....I order you to end!
Kid screams with pleasure
animemaster: Hahh, just like your old fics this one is turning into a lemon...
Kile: What part of "get out" don't you understand?!
animemaster: Wait, what happened to that bullet?
Kile: ....I dunno.
Kid: Sephy, AH, cut it out with the Mas-AAAA-mune!!!
animemaster: All's well that ends well.
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THE END
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Kile: Like hell that's the end!!!
animemaster: What's with you?
Kile: I'm doing a sexy girl and the author ends the fic!
animemaster: Hahh, okay how's this: I'll do the credits and you'll do Kid.
Kile: Deal.
animemaster: CREDITS:
Narrator: sword master
Producer: animemaster
Author: Kile Terro
Kile: And FBI agent: Kile Terro
animemaster: FBI??
Kile: Female Body Inspector!
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THE REAL END
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*INSERT TEXT HERE*=Narration
(INSERT TEXT HERE)=Thought
NAME[INSERT TEXT HERE]:=Feelings
Text with no name or signs in front is action
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REVENGE OF INTERVIEWS
BY:
Kile Terro
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*When we last saw our host he was shot in the leg by his producer after calling Cloud "Cloud"...*
IN THE CAR
Kile: Damn it, Serge, where'd you learn to drive?!
Serges moves his head and doesn't talk
Kile[sarcasticly]: .....Really? [Normally]Hey, animemaster, you okay back there?
animemaster: Well, my stomach is feeling a bit woozy.
Kile: Just don't get sick in this car....I don't know whose it is.
They come upon the hospital at last just in time for animemaster to get out and pass out
Kile: ......Damn, grab his legs and I'll grabs his arms and we'll drag him in.
Kile steps out
Kile: ARGH!!!! Dammit! I forgot! I was shot...Hmm...
Serge picks up animemaster
Kile: ..............Ah, just get him signed in and come back for me.
Serge does as told and walks into the hospital
In across the street in the shadows are three shadows
*What could these people be plotting??? What evil could be going through their minds??!!*
Kile: ......ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ......
IN SHADOWS
Girl: So, this be the great Kile. I figgered e'd be tahler.
Man: Forget his height, just grab him and let's go.
Girl: Aye, Mate.
Boy: I think someone's coming!
They leave with Kile's sleeping body
Serge returns
Serge: ?????????????
Scratches head
AT THE SHADOWY FIGURES HIDEOUT
Kile: ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz
Girl: Wake up, ye bastard!
She kicks him
Kile: Whoa, what the hell'm I doin' here?!
Kile is tied to a chair behind a desk
Girl: We put ya there.
Kile: Why?
Girl: We're mad at ye!
Kile: And again: Why?
Girl: You didn't interview us!
*Yes, the kidnappers of Kile were Kid from Chrono Cross, Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII, and Janus from Chrono Trigger!*
Kid: Now, monkey-boy, interview us!
Kile: Okay, what should I ask?
Kile thinks
Kile: Okay! I would like to introduce my my first guest: Kid from Chrono Cross!
Janus: Let the mockery begin...
Sephiroth: Yes, let it.
Both: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile: ....A-anyway, uh, Kid...
Kid: Yes?
Kile: Where were you born?
Kid: ......Ask me sumthin' easier.
Kile: Huh?
Kid: I dunno where I was born. All I know is Ah'm Schala's clone, and I was sent to Guardia, raised by Lucca, and went to El Nido to look for Serge.
Kile: Interesting.
Kile attempts to untie the rope with his tail and hopes they don't see
Kile: Uh, What are your feelings toward Serge?
Kid: 'E's cool.
Kile: Really?
Kid: Aye, if you like pervahts!
Kile: Huh?
Kid: Right after we met on Cape Howl and we went back to Arni Village to sleep...well, maybe I shouldna put it as "shack up" when I told 'im we should find a place ta sleep.
Kile: Whoa...
Kid: 'E tried to $#^& me 28 times!!!!
Kile: What'd you do to him?
Kid: I drew my dagger and gave him a reason to wear those gloves!
Kile: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Kid: What's so funny?
Kile: What you said about giving him a reason to wear his gloves!
Kid: .....How about ye, mate?
Kile: ?
Kid: Shack up?
Kile: ...Uh, haha, after the show.
Kid: Oh, okay.....
Kile: Allow me to introduce my next guest: Final Fantasy VII's own Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: Hello, glad to be here.
Kile undoes knot one
Kile: So, how's Mother?
Sephiroth: She's fine, she had to join Jenny Craig though, she felt her cranium was filling with too much fat.
Kile: Don't you hate it when that happens?
Sephiroth: ???
Kile: Uh, nothing. So, are you as mad as I am over the mispelling of your final form's name?
Sephiroth: They mispelled it?!
Kile: Yeah, instead of "Savior Sephiroth" it says "Safer Sephiroth."
Sephiroth: Those &@%$-upped $#*^@^#!@&^*# ^%$*@^%!!!!!!
Kile: ...Whoa...Um, I would like to introduce my third and final guest: Janus from Chrono Trigger!
Janus: One among you will shortly perish...
Kile: Too late, kid.
Janus: ???
Kile: Don't ask...
Kile undoes knot two
Kile: Are you aware of your cat's whereabouts?
Janus: No.
Kile: He became Guile in Chrono Cross.
Janus: Really?!
Kile: Yeah.
Janus: Kid, you seen him?
Kid: Aye, 'e's right.
Janus: Great.
Kile: Also, your sister Schala is there.
Kid: Once agane, cahrrect.
Kile: Moving along, do you think Zeal deserved such a downfall?
Janus: Actually,.......yes.
Sephiroth: How the mighty fall...
Kile outdoes the final third knot
Kile: Heheh.
Kile jumps into the air and onto the desk.
Kile: HAHAHA!!!! No rope can hold The Great Kile Terro!
Sephiroth draws Masamune and points it at Kile's nose
A sweat drop appears over Kile's head.
Kile sits back into the chair and ties himself up
Kile: Well, I interviewed you, now what?
Sephiroth: Well, Janus and I are going to go to a bar and get smashed...
Kile: Lucky bastards.
Sephiroth: While you spend the afternoon shacking up with Kid.
Kile: I'm the lucky bastard, now.
Sephiroth: Goodbye.
Janus: Adieu.
Sephiroth and Janus leave
Kid: Now, down ta work.
Kid drags Kile under the desk
animemaster busts through the door
animemaster: Yo, K.T., we're here to save you.
Kile: Get out, get out, GET OUT!!!
animemaster: Where are you?
Kile: Under the desk!
animemaster: What are you doing under there?
Kile: Kid from Chrono Cross!
animemaster: ....Oh, well, as your new producer, your old was fired because of the shot....I order you to end!
Kid screams with pleasure
animemaster: Hahh, just like your old fics this one is turning into a lemon...
Kile: What part of "get out" don't you understand?!
animemaster: Wait, what happened to that bullet?
Kile: ....I dunno.
Kid: Sephy, AH, cut it out with the Mas-AAAA-mune!!!
animemaster: All's well that ends well.
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THE END
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Kile: Like hell that's the end!!!
animemaster: What's with you?
Kile: I'm doing a sexy girl and the author ends the fic!
animemaster: Hahh, okay how's this: I'll do the credits and you'll do Kid.
Kile: Deal.
animemaster: CREDITS:
Narrator: sword master
Producer: animemaster
Author: Kile Terro
Kile: And FBI agent: Kile Terro
animemaster: FBI??
Kile: Female Body Inspector!
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THE REAL END
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