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*INSERT TEXT HERE*=Announcer
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Interviews
By:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to The Spirit Show with Kile Terro!*
Kile Terro is sitting in his chair as usual
Kile: .....Oh, it's begun. Great to see you all again!
Voice in Audience: YOU SUCK!
Kile: ......animem-!!
animemaster comes out from behind the curtain behind Kile
animemaster: It isn't me this time.
Kile: Hmm.........Oh, well, I'll just explain some stuff...
Voice in Audience: LIKE WHY YOU SUCK??!!
Kile: ....I'm gonna kick that person's ass before this show is over...Anyhow, the explanations are: animemaster is the new producer...my old one is in a mental facility..far, far away...Ragnarock books guests, sword master is our announcer, and I am the host.
Kid comes from behind curtain
Kid: Whaddabout me, mate?
Kile: Oh, yeah,! I remember! Kid is our stage hand.
Serge comes around from the other side of the curtain
Kile: And Serge works with security and does odd jobs.
Voice in Audience: LIKE HELPING YOU SUCK??!!
Kile: ....That person will die....
Serge and Kid go behind the curtain, leaving the stage
Kile: And also not only will we be having video game characters as guests but also anime characters! Who can't like that?
Voice in Audience: ....Nahh, I ain't got nothing....
Kile: ....Good...
*Please welcome Tidus from Final Fantasy X!
Tidus walks out onto the stage and sits in the chair next to Kile's desk
Kile: Welcome to the show!
Tidus: Thanks, it's great to be here...I think.
Kile: Let me...be the first to say...Final Fantasy X SUCKED!!!!
Tidus: HUH??!! What do you mean?!
Kile: Just what I said! I have played every FF in the numbered series except I and X was the WORST, new things had to be learned, older replaced, it was too short-
Voice in Audience: Like your D***??!!
Kile: ...He gonna die...and the hero was too happy-go-lucky! I'm waiting for my favorite hero from the FF series to be a guest...Oh, well, by law...and my probation...I have to ask you questions...
Tidus: Shoot.
Kile: I'm tempting to...to him! (Points into the audience) Wherever he is...
Kile reads the cards
Kile: How is your current relationship with your father?
Tidus: Good, good. If he would just STOP going into detail how he and my mother's sex life was!
Kile: That's enough to lose sleep...for a few decades...Uh, also, How are the chicks in the Farplane?
Tidus: I never really notice them, I'm usually thinking about Yuna, Hahhh.....You should ask Dad or Auron.
Kile: Well, it was nice talking to you...not really but I have to say that...Now onto the next guest.
Tidus moves down a seat
*Please welcome the NEW Jack from Harvest Moon: Save the Homeland*
Jack sits down
Kile: Great having you here, Jack.
Jack moves his hands around
Kile: Uh-huh....This guy's as bad as Serge...
Kid walks out with three cups of coffee and gives one to each of them
Kile: Thanks, Kid...
Kid goes back behind the curtain
Kile: Serge?
Serge walks out from behind the curtain
Kile: Who's your favorite girl from HM: STH?
Serge moves his hands around and then goes back behind the curtain
Kile: See what I mean? ....Did he say Lyla? Anyhow, Jack, which is YOUR favorite girl from HM: STH?
Jack moves his hands around
Kile: The scary part is I think I understood him...Gwen?
Jack nods
Kile takes a sip of his coffee
Kile: You do why Kid brought out coffee, right?
Everyone but Jack: No.
Jack moves his hands around
Kile: 'Cause we're gonna be here aaalll night if we have another guest like this...
Jack: Up yours!
Kile: ...BLOODY HELL???!!! If you could talk, why didn't you???!!
Jack: I'm supposed to be the strong, silent type!
Kile: .....That counted as the other question. NEXT GUEST!
Jack and Tidus move down a seat
Kile: Please don't be mute, please don't be mute, PLEASE don't be mute...
*Please welcome our third and final guest: Sasami from Tenchi Muyo!!*
Sasami sits down next to Kile's desk
Kile: ....Kid, can you get Sasami something to drink...?
Kid: Sure, what ya want, little girl?
Kile starts to drink his coffee
Sasami: Sake.
Kile spits out his coffee over the desk
Kid: Sure, what the hell...
Kid goes and gets sake for Sasami
Sasami drinks half of the bottle
Voice in Audience: GO SASAMI!!!
Kile: I thought he was gone!!
Voice in Audience: I went to get something to eat! It's hard eat here though...everytime you speak it makes me want to vomit! You don't want to know what looking at you makes me want to do!
Sasami: What? Masturbate?
Kile: .....Heheh.....
Voice in Audience: ....Grrr....
Kile: Anyway, Sasami, how're you since Tenchi Forever?
Sasami: Heartbroken....Tenchi chose Ryoko....why didn't he choose me?
Kile: Maybe he figured you were too young....he may've if you we're a few years older...about 10 years older.
Sasami: What's the difference?!
Sasami jumps up and adult toys fall from her clothes
Sasami: Oh, my GOD!!
Kile: ....I may need sake after seeing this.
Voice in Audience: Hey, Sasami, let's see ya use one!
Sasami picks one up and throws it at him
Gong sound
Kile leans over his desk and puts a lit cigar in her mouth
Kile: A winner everytime!
Sasami: KOFF-KOFF!!!!
Sasami gives it back to Kile and sits down
Kile: Ohh, can't stand cigars...
Kile takes a puff
Kile: KOFF-KOFF-KOFF-KOFF-KOFFFFF!!!!!!
Kile sets it down and opens it up
Kile: No wonder...it was filled with opium, it's from the studio next door that's shooting a Sherlock Holmes movie.
animemaster: Amazing deduction, Dumblock.
Kile: Well, Dr. Whatsit, I also deduce that I will ask another question to Sasami. Sasami?
Sasami is putting her adult toys back in her clothes
Sasami: Yes?
Kile: ........Did you have fun here?
Sasami: YEAH!
Kile: Great! If you will excuse me...I am gonna find that guy you hit earlier and make him uglier than his momma did....and you did after that toss.
Sasami: Bring me back my..err..toy, too.
Kile walks off into the audience
Kile finds her "toy" and the person she hit with it unconcious
Kile: Good grief...
animemaster: What is it, Charlie Brown?
Kile picks the guy she knocked out and her toy and throws it to her, she puts it in her clothes
Kile: It was Tenchi!
Sasami runs up to him
Sasami: I'm so sorry!
Tenchi: Huh? What? I remember now!
Tenchi sits down and puts Sasami over his knee and begins punishing her by spanking her
Sasami: YES, OHHH, YES!!!!!!
Kile: I'm afraid--
animemaster: We're ALL afraid.
Kile: I'm afraid that we're outta time.
ALL: SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!!!
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STAFF ROOM
Kile: THAT was the WEIRDEST interview we've had...
Ragnarock: I know...I'll get better guests for the next one.
Kile: I hope so...
animemaster: I just hope we get good reviews!
sword master: Yeah...
Kile: ........Who wants sake!!??
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THE END
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*INSERT TEXT HERE*=Announcer
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Interviews
By:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to The Spirit Show with Kile Terro!*
Kile Terro is sitting in his chair as usual
Kile: .....Oh, it's begun. Great to see you all again!
Voice in Audience: YOU SUCK!
Kile: ......animem-!!
animemaster comes out from behind the curtain behind Kile
animemaster: It isn't me this time.
Kile: Hmm.........Oh, well, I'll just explain some stuff...
Voice in Audience: LIKE WHY YOU SUCK??!!
Kile: ....I'm gonna kick that person's ass before this show is over...Anyhow, the explanations are: animemaster is the new producer...my old one is in a mental facility..far, far away...Ragnarock books guests, sword master is our announcer, and I am the host.
Kid comes from behind curtain
Kid: Whaddabout me, mate?
Kile: Oh, yeah,! I remember! Kid is our stage hand.
Serge comes around from the other side of the curtain
Kile: And Serge works with security and does odd jobs.
Voice in Audience: LIKE HELPING YOU SUCK??!!
Kile: ....That person will die....
Serge and Kid go behind the curtain, leaving the stage
Kile: And also not only will we be having video game characters as guests but also anime characters! Who can't like that?
Voice in Audience: ....Nahh, I ain't got nothing....
Kile: ....Good...
*Please welcome Tidus from Final Fantasy X!
Tidus walks out onto the stage and sits in the chair next to Kile's desk
Kile: Welcome to the show!
Tidus: Thanks, it's great to be here...I think.
Kile: Let me...be the first to say...Final Fantasy X SUCKED!!!!
Tidus: HUH??!! What do you mean?!
Kile: Just what I said! I have played every FF in the numbered series except I and X was the WORST, new things had to be learned, older replaced, it was too short-
Voice in Audience: Like your D***??!!
Kile: ...He gonna die...and the hero was too happy-go-lucky! I'm waiting for my favorite hero from the FF series to be a guest...Oh, well, by law...and my probation...I have to ask you questions...
Tidus: Shoot.
Kile: I'm tempting to...to him! (Points into the audience) Wherever he is...
Kile reads the cards
Kile: How is your current relationship with your father?
Tidus: Good, good. If he would just STOP going into detail how he and my mother's sex life was!
Kile: That's enough to lose sleep...for a few decades...Uh, also, How are the chicks in the Farplane?
Tidus: I never really notice them, I'm usually thinking about Yuna, Hahhh.....You should ask Dad or Auron.
Kile: Well, it was nice talking to you...not really but I have to say that...Now onto the next guest.
Tidus moves down a seat
*Please welcome the NEW Jack from Harvest Moon: Save the Homeland*
Jack sits down
Kile: Great having you here, Jack.
Jack moves his hands around
Kile: Uh-huh....This guy's as bad as Serge...
Kid walks out with three cups of coffee and gives one to each of them
Kile: Thanks, Kid...
Kid goes back behind the curtain
Kile: Serge?
Serge walks out from behind the curtain
Kile: Who's your favorite girl from HM: STH?
Serge moves his hands around and then goes back behind the curtain
Kile: See what I mean? ....Did he say Lyla? Anyhow, Jack, which is YOUR favorite girl from HM: STH?
Jack moves his hands around
Kile: The scary part is I think I understood him...Gwen?
Jack nods
Kile takes a sip of his coffee
Kile: You do why Kid brought out coffee, right?
Everyone but Jack: No.
Jack moves his hands around
Kile: 'Cause we're gonna be here aaalll night if we have another guest like this...
Jack: Up yours!
Kile: ...BLOODY HELL???!!! If you could talk, why didn't you???!!
Jack: I'm supposed to be the strong, silent type!
Kile: .....That counted as the other question. NEXT GUEST!
Jack and Tidus move down a seat
Kile: Please don't be mute, please don't be mute, PLEASE don't be mute...
*Please welcome our third and final guest: Sasami from Tenchi Muyo!!*
Sasami sits down next to Kile's desk
Kile: ....Kid, can you get Sasami something to drink...?
Kid: Sure, what ya want, little girl?
Kile starts to drink his coffee
Sasami: Sake.
Kile spits out his coffee over the desk
Kid: Sure, what the hell...
Kid goes and gets sake for Sasami
Sasami drinks half of the bottle
Voice in Audience: GO SASAMI!!!
Kile: I thought he was gone!!
Voice in Audience: I went to get something to eat! It's hard eat here though...everytime you speak it makes me want to vomit! You don't want to know what looking at you makes me want to do!
Sasami: What? Masturbate?
Kile: .....Heheh.....
Voice in Audience: ....Grrr....
Kile: Anyway, Sasami, how're you since Tenchi Forever?
Sasami: Heartbroken....Tenchi chose Ryoko....why didn't he choose me?
Kile: Maybe he figured you were too young....he may've if you we're a few years older...about 10 years older.
Sasami: What's the difference?!
Sasami jumps up and adult toys fall from her clothes
Sasami: Oh, my GOD!!
Kile: ....I may need sake after seeing this.
Voice in Audience: Hey, Sasami, let's see ya use one!
Sasami picks one up and throws it at him
Gong sound
Kile leans over his desk and puts a lit cigar in her mouth
Kile: A winner everytime!
Sasami: KOFF-KOFF!!!!
Sasami gives it back to Kile and sits down
Kile: Ohh, can't stand cigars...
Kile takes a puff
Kile: KOFF-KOFF-KOFF-KOFF-KOFFFFF!!!!!!
Kile sets it down and opens it up
Kile: No wonder...it was filled with opium, it's from the studio next door that's shooting a Sherlock Holmes movie.
animemaster: Amazing deduction, Dumblock.
Kile: Well, Dr. Whatsit, I also deduce that I will ask another question to Sasami. Sasami?
Sasami is putting her adult toys back in her clothes
Sasami: Yes?
Kile: ........Did you have fun here?
Sasami: YEAH!
Kile: Great! If you will excuse me...I am gonna find that guy you hit earlier and make him uglier than his momma did....and you did after that toss.
Sasami: Bring me back my..err..toy, too.
Kile walks off into the audience
Kile finds her "toy" and the person she hit with it unconcious
Kile: Good grief...
animemaster: What is it, Charlie Brown?
Kile picks the guy she knocked out and her toy and throws it to her, she puts it in her clothes
Kile: It was Tenchi!
Sasami runs up to him
Sasami: I'm so sorry!
Tenchi: Huh? What? I remember now!
Tenchi sits down and puts Sasami over his knee and begins punishing her by spanking her
Sasami: YES, OHHH, YES!!!!!!
Kile: I'm afraid--
animemaster: We're ALL afraid.
Kile: I'm afraid that we're outta time.
ALL: SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!!!
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STAFF ROOM
Kile: THAT was the WEIRDEST interview we've had...
Ragnarock: I know...I'll get better guests for the next one.
Kile: I hope so...
animemaster: I just hope we get good reviews!
sword master: Yeah...
Kile: ........Who wants sake!!??
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THE END
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