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Interviews
By:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show with Kile Terro!*
Kile is sitting behind his desk as usual
Kile: Welcome!
animemaster walks out from behind the curtain
animemaster: K.T.?
Kile: What?
animemaster: There are, uh...
animemaster looks over is shoulder
animemaster: "people" here to see you...
Kile: Send 'em in.
animemaster: Oookay....
A group of people with firearms and other assorted weapons
Tall guy: (German language)
Kile: ......
Kile talks into his intercom located at the corner of his desk
Kile: Serge, we got a problem...
Serge comes in
Serge: ......
A shorter guy points one of the assorted weapons at Serge and fires, Serge is then encased in a large crystal
Kile: ...For a limited time only, you can purchase one of these handy-dandy crystal guns; only 19.95!
Sparkly smile
Tall guy talks to a normal sized guy in their language, who then walks over to Kile
Normal guy: You-are-American, no?
Kile: No. Alien. A Djala, technically.
Normal guy: QUIET!!! I-am-Ivan. We-are-the-Neo-Nazis--
Kile: Crikey...
Ivan: We-have-taken-over-your-PUNY-talk-show.
Kile: I am gonna have a SERIOUS talk with Ragnarock when this is over, I thought the last guests were terrible....these guys are worse.
Ivan: Siddown-and-go-about-your-NORMAL-business...Sieg heil!
He does a Nazi salute
Kile: .....
*Please welcome our first guest: Heero Yuy from Gundam Wing!*
Kile: Thank God! With Heero here these Neo-Nazis don't stand a chance!
Heero Yuy sits down next to Kile's desk
Kile: Great to see you, Heero!
Heero: Look, I told you all, I'm straight.
Kile: ....Ugh, the reason I'm glad to see you is them!
Kile points to the Neo-Nazis
Heero: .....Hmm.....
Heero looks into the eyes of Ivan hoping to create fear within him
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BACKSTAGE
animemaster: Kid, I need you to do me a favor.
Kid: I'm not 'avin' sex widcha.
animemaster: ......It's not that. With those Nazis around, if any of us go anywhere they'll get suspicious, but they haven't seen YOU yet. I need you to go into the basement and find the circuit breakers, turn off the lights, but give a warning first, and while the Neo-Nazis are busy, we'll kick their communist asses!
Kid: Sounds good ta me!
Kid walks toward the basement
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SET
Kile: Yo, Heero? You gonna stop looking at him sometime soon?
Heero: Mind games have no effect on him...
Ivan: Yes, I-know!
Heero: Ahh, ask the questions...
Kile: Very well, what is your relationship with Relina?
Heero: She is like the Duracell battery--
Kile: Doesn't stop?
Heero: No--
Kile: Has a copper top?
Heero: No, she won't die!
Kile: ......Oookay....what is your real name?
Heero: ........It's....it's....I DON'T KNOW!!!!
Heero Yuy breaks down in tears
Kile: This fic gets weirder, and weirder, and weirder!
Heero (Tearfully): I received a blow to the head during one of the tests for the original Wing Gundam and adapted my code name as my true...I can't remember my real name.....
Heero continues crying
Ivan: You-put-up-with-this-every...day?
Kile: Every day.
Ivan: You-have-my-pity.
Kile: Yeah, thanks....yeah, right.
*Please welcome our next guest, Armitage from Armitage!*
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BASEMENT
Kid: Mebbe I shoulda asked him how far down the basement went...
Kid finds numerous boxes and looks inside
Kid: What the--?
Kid uncovered a box full of hentai
Another was filled with normal anime, another video games, and another with RPGMaker 2000 Stuff and a picture of Don Miguel (Main translater) with Cait Sith's cat body which reads "Please borrow some Pepsi Light to Don and his cat" with the EBAY logo underneath it
Kid: Freaky.
Kid continues down the stairs
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SET
Armitage smoothes out her clothes; they look like they were just put on
Kile: WOW!! Armitage, that was amazing! I didn't think you would strip for 50 Kaiko!
Ivan: Kile! You-are-lucky-man! Sieg heil!
He does a Nazi salute
animemaster: (drools)Armitaaaage......
Kile: .....Odd....
Kile: Anyway, for your next question (First was if she'd strip for 50 Kaiko, apparently), are you as mad as I am about SciFi Channel getting rid of the anime? It needs to be returned!
Armitage: Yeah! But one person can't do it alone!
Kile: You're right, please, people reviewing, say you'll help us in getting the anime back! All we have to do is flood them with e-mails--wait, maybe this will help:
MESSAGE: !!!!kcab emina eht gnitteg tuoba sliam-e htiw lennahc ifics doolF
Kile: Heheh, backwards message....Tell Kile sent ya!
Armitage: .....
*Please welcome our final guest, Squall Leonhart from Final Fantasy VIII!*
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BASEMENT
Kid: Down 'nother floor...a few boxes filled with mangas, nuttin else.
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SET
Kile: Squall! Finally! THIS is my favorite FF hero!
Squall (Happy voice): Hi, Kile, great to be here!
Kile: ....Ahh, damn....
Squall (Happy voice): Ohh, what's the matter?
Kile: I forgot, Squall was cool at the beginning then he became a wimp...
Squall (Happy voice): I'm not a wimp, pal. Meeting Rinoa was the best thing that happened in my life!
Squalls cell-phone rings
Squall answers it
Squall (Happy voice): Hello?
Rinoa (ON CELL-PHONE): Um, Squall?
Squall (Happy voice): Yeah, hon?
Rinoa (ON CELL-PHONE): I think we should break up....
Rinoa hangs up
Squall: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Squall breaks down into tears
Kile: God! How many times today am I gonna have to watch grown men cry?
Squall's crying increases
Kile get out of his seat and walks over to Squall
Kile: Pull yourself together, man!
Kile slaps him
Squall (Normal voice): Thanks...thanks, I needed...that.
Kile sits down
Squall: I'm sorry for scaring you...and you Neo-Nazis.
Ivan: You-are-forgiven. Sieg heil!
He does a Nazi salute
Kile: Yeah, yeah, yeah...
LIGHTS GO OUT
Kile: WHOO-HOO!
LIGHTS COME BACK ON
Kile: Shit!
The tall guy is carrying Kid out of the basement
Ivan: Sieg heil!
Kile: You mind stopping that?
Ivan: Yo'-mama.
Kile snaps
animemaster: Uh-oh...
Ragnarock: What?
animemaster: his right arm is twitching, his eyes are dialating *gulp*, get down!
Kile: You can take over my show, harass me and my co-workers, but don't--I mean DON'T talk about my mama!!!!
Kile runs over to and beats the crap out of Ivan and his henchmen
animemaster: ...Ouch...that HAD to hurt.
Ivan: Hahh, hahh, you-should-not-done-that.
Ivan looks up
Ivan: Great-Hitler--!
Kile: Hitler's the other way...
Ivan: Oh, yeah, I-forget..
Ivan looks toward Hell (down)
Ivan: Great-Hitler!! Smite-him!
FEW MINUTES PASS
Kile sits down in his seat
Kile: HAH! Didn't work.
Kile falls out of his seat like he was hit
Kile: WHAT THE--?!
Another unseen punch
Kile: DAMN!
animemaster: Cut the lights
Ragnarock hits the light switch
There is an glow
Kile: What the duece?
Ivan: Sieg heil! The-Great-Hitler!
Kile: Augh....
Kile walks over to the glow and they begin to fight
HOURS LATER
BAR
Kile (Inebriated): Yo, barkeep, don't turn on dat light, or m' pal'll disappears *HIC*!
Hitler: More Vodka?
Kile (Inebriated): Suuuuuuuure, man, order anoth..anoth...another vod-vod-vod....ahhh, screw it, just order more...
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STAFF ROOM
Kile: .....This is DEFINITELY our weirdest fic.
animemaster: Yeah.
Ragnarock: Weird.
sword master: Heheh, Neo-Nazis, Hahahah....
Kile: Hahh, look we don't endorse Nazism or Hitler's beliefs...this was a plot I came up with when I was trying to fall asleep after watching VH1's Neo-Nazi, White Pride, behind the music. Dammit, where did "Mein Kampf" come from?
Mein Kampf is lying on Kile's desk
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END
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Interviews
By:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show with Kile Terro!*
Kile is sitting behind his desk as usual
Kile: Welcome!
animemaster walks out from behind the curtain
animemaster: K.T.?
Kile: What?
animemaster: There are, uh...
animemaster looks over is shoulder
animemaster: "people" here to see you...
Kile: Send 'em in.
animemaster: Oookay....
A group of people with firearms and other assorted weapons
Tall guy: (German language)
Kile: ......
Kile talks into his intercom located at the corner of his desk
Kile: Serge, we got a problem...
Serge comes in
Serge: ......
A shorter guy points one of the assorted weapons at Serge and fires, Serge is then encased in a large crystal
Kile: ...For a limited time only, you can purchase one of these handy-dandy crystal guns; only 19.95!
Sparkly smile
Tall guy talks to a normal sized guy in their language, who then walks over to Kile
Normal guy: You-are-American, no?
Kile: No. Alien. A Djala, technically.
Normal guy: QUIET!!! I-am-Ivan. We-are-the-Neo-Nazis--
Kile: Crikey...
Ivan: We-have-taken-over-your-PUNY-talk-show.
Kile: I am gonna have a SERIOUS talk with Ragnarock when this is over, I thought the last guests were terrible....these guys are worse.
Ivan: Siddown-and-go-about-your-NORMAL-business...Sieg heil!
He does a Nazi salute
Kile: .....
*Please welcome our first guest: Heero Yuy from Gundam Wing!*
Kile: Thank God! With Heero here these Neo-Nazis don't stand a chance!
Heero Yuy sits down next to Kile's desk
Kile: Great to see you, Heero!
Heero: Look, I told you all, I'm straight.
Kile: ....Ugh, the reason I'm glad to see you is them!
Kile points to the Neo-Nazis
Heero: .....Hmm.....
Heero looks into the eyes of Ivan hoping to create fear within him
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BACKSTAGE
animemaster: Kid, I need you to do me a favor.
Kid: I'm not 'avin' sex widcha.
animemaster: ......It's not that. With those Nazis around, if any of us go anywhere they'll get suspicious, but they haven't seen YOU yet. I need you to go into the basement and find the circuit breakers, turn off the lights, but give a warning first, and while the Neo-Nazis are busy, we'll kick their communist asses!
Kid: Sounds good ta me!
Kid walks toward the basement
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SET
Kile: Yo, Heero? You gonna stop looking at him sometime soon?
Heero: Mind games have no effect on him...
Ivan: Yes, I-know!
Heero: Ahh, ask the questions...
Kile: Very well, what is your relationship with Relina?
Heero: She is like the Duracell battery--
Kile: Doesn't stop?
Heero: No--
Kile: Has a copper top?
Heero: No, she won't die!
Kile: ......Oookay....what is your real name?
Heero: ........It's....it's....I DON'T KNOW!!!!
Heero Yuy breaks down in tears
Kile: This fic gets weirder, and weirder, and weirder!
Heero (Tearfully): I received a blow to the head during one of the tests for the original Wing Gundam and adapted my code name as my true...I can't remember my real name.....
Heero continues crying
Ivan: You-put-up-with-this-every...day?
Kile: Every day.
Ivan: You-have-my-pity.
Kile: Yeah, thanks....yeah, right.
*Please welcome our next guest, Armitage from Armitage!*
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BASEMENT
Kid: Mebbe I shoulda asked him how far down the basement went...
Kid finds numerous boxes and looks inside
Kid: What the--?
Kid uncovered a box full of hentai
Another was filled with normal anime, another video games, and another with RPGMaker 2000 Stuff and a picture of Don Miguel (Main translater) with Cait Sith's cat body which reads "Please borrow some Pepsi Light to Don and his cat" with the EBAY logo underneath it
Kid: Freaky.
Kid continues down the stairs
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SET
Armitage smoothes out her clothes; they look like they were just put on
Kile: WOW!! Armitage, that was amazing! I didn't think you would strip for 50 Kaiko!
Ivan: Kile! You-are-lucky-man! Sieg heil!
He does a Nazi salute
animemaster: (drools)Armitaaaage......
Kile: .....Odd....
Kile: Anyway, for your next question (First was if she'd strip for 50 Kaiko, apparently), are you as mad as I am about SciFi Channel getting rid of the anime? It needs to be returned!
Armitage: Yeah! But one person can't do it alone!
Kile: You're right, please, people reviewing, say you'll help us in getting the anime back! All we have to do is flood them with e-mails--wait, maybe this will help:
MESSAGE: !!!!kcab emina eht gnitteg tuoba sliam-e htiw lennahc ifics doolF
Kile: Heheh, backwards message....Tell Kile sent ya!
Armitage: .....
*Please welcome our final guest, Squall Leonhart from Final Fantasy VIII!*
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BASEMENT
Kid: Down 'nother floor...a few boxes filled with mangas, nuttin else.
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SET
Kile: Squall! Finally! THIS is my favorite FF hero!
Squall (Happy voice): Hi, Kile, great to be here!
Kile: ....Ahh, damn....
Squall (Happy voice): Ohh, what's the matter?
Kile: I forgot, Squall was cool at the beginning then he became a wimp...
Squall (Happy voice): I'm not a wimp, pal. Meeting Rinoa was the best thing that happened in my life!
Squalls cell-phone rings
Squall answers it
Squall (Happy voice): Hello?
Rinoa (ON CELL-PHONE): Um, Squall?
Squall (Happy voice): Yeah, hon?
Rinoa (ON CELL-PHONE): I think we should break up....
Rinoa hangs up
Squall: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Squall breaks down into tears
Kile: God! How many times today am I gonna have to watch grown men cry?
Squall's crying increases
Kile get out of his seat and walks over to Squall
Kile: Pull yourself together, man!
Kile slaps him
Squall (Normal voice): Thanks...thanks, I needed...that.
Kile sits down
Squall: I'm sorry for scaring you...and you Neo-Nazis.
Ivan: You-are-forgiven. Sieg heil!
He does a Nazi salute
Kile: Yeah, yeah, yeah...
LIGHTS GO OUT
Kile: WHOO-HOO!
LIGHTS COME BACK ON
Kile: Shit!
The tall guy is carrying Kid out of the basement
Ivan: Sieg heil!
Kile: You mind stopping that?
Ivan: Yo'-mama.
Kile snaps
animemaster: Uh-oh...
Ragnarock: What?
animemaster: his right arm is twitching, his eyes are dialating *gulp*, get down!
Kile: You can take over my show, harass me and my co-workers, but don't--I mean DON'T talk about my mama!!!!
Kile runs over to and beats the crap out of Ivan and his henchmen
animemaster: ...Ouch...that HAD to hurt.
Ivan: Hahh, hahh, you-should-not-done-that.
Ivan looks up
Ivan: Great-Hitler--!
Kile: Hitler's the other way...
Ivan: Oh, yeah, I-forget..
Ivan looks toward Hell (down)
Ivan: Great-Hitler!! Smite-him!
FEW MINUTES PASS
Kile sits down in his seat
Kile: HAH! Didn't work.
Kile falls out of his seat like he was hit
Kile: WHAT THE--?!
Another unseen punch
Kile: DAMN!
animemaster: Cut the lights
Ragnarock hits the light switch
There is an glow
Kile: What the duece?
Ivan: Sieg heil! The-Great-Hitler!
Kile: Augh....
Kile walks over to the glow and they begin to fight
HOURS LATER
BAR
Kile (Inebriated): Yo, barkeep, don't turn on dat light, or m' pal'll disappears *HIC*!
Hitler: More Vodka?
Kile (Inebriated): Suuuuuuuure, man, order anoth..anoth...another vod-vod-vod....ahhh, screw it, just order more...
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STAFF ROOM
Kile: .....This is DEFINITELY our weirdest fic.
animemaster: Yeah.
Ragnarock: Weird.
sword master: Heheh, Neo-Nazis, Hahahah....
Kile: Hahh, look we don't endorse Nazism or Hitler's beliefs...this was a plot I came up with when I was trying to fall asleep after watching VH1's Neo-Nazi, White Pride, behind the music. Dammit, where did "Mein Kampf" come from?
Mein Kampf is lying on Kile's desk
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END
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