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Interviews
By:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show with...err...animemaster!*
animemaster is sitting in Kile's usual place
animemaster: Welcome, Kile isn't here today, he's sick, so I'm hosting today. Damn, this chair is comfy! .......What would Kile usually do now?
Ragnarock: Try bringing out the guests, dumbass!
animemaster: Of course! sword master?
*Please welcome our first guest Ramza from Final Fantasy Tactics!*
Ramza walks out
Bin Laden falls from the sky and crashes through the roof
He looks like the Madblast.com "No Where to Run No Where to Hide" Osama, South Park looking, and has the Saddam Hussein voice like in South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
Bin Laden: Heeeey, animemaster!
animemaster talks into the intercom
animemaster: Serge? Time to collect that Bin Laden bounty!
Bin Laden: Ooh?
Serge walks out almost instantaneously armed to the teeth and hands animemaster and baseball bat and energy gun and walks back backstage
animemaster: Allow me to introduce you to America's favorite pasttime--!
Bin Laden: F%#&*&^ around with Kile Terro?
animemaster: Besides that! BASEBALL!!!!!
animemaster tries to hit him with the baseball bat
Bin Laden dodges each one by doing a cartwheel flip from left and right (He doesn't touch the ground until he lands)
Bin Laden: Good-bye!
Bin Laden jumps back into the sky
animemaster sits back down
animemaster: Anyway, you wanna help, Ramza?!
Ramza: YEAH!
animemaster: Ya wannan energy gun?!
Ramza: YEAH!
animemaster: Too bad, traitor...You were a traitor to your people right?
Ramza: Grr...
animemaster: That counted as the the questions--NEXT GUEST!!
*Please welcome Majin Buu from DragonBall Z!*
Majin Buu sits down
Majin Buu: ME EAT YOU!
animemaster: Good idea!
Majin Buu: ???
animemaster: ME eat YOU!!
Majin Buu: Noooo!!!
animemaster: (In Majin Buu voice) What you taste like? Chocolate, jelly, marshmallow, or like math homework?
Majin Buu: Math homework?
animemaster: Okay, I should have no problem eating you--I mean--interviewing you......
Bin Laden falls back down
animemaster: What the hell???!!
animemaster shoots at him with the energy gun but he dodges it the same way he did before
Bin Laden: ~Whooooaaa....~ Whadya do that for ya $#$)^#)%^(*ing @%*^$!!!!???
animemaster: That's one weird language...
Bin Laden jumps back into the sky
Majin Buu: He look like he taste like camel hair.
animemaster: Yeah. You hungry?
Majin Buu: YEAH!
animemaster: Too bad!
*Please welcome our last guest, Raye from Sailor Moon!*
animemaster: I feel sorry for Kile, this is his favorite chick from Sailor Moon...
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IN THE THE ANNOUNCER'S ROOM
^Ring-ring^
sword master picks up the receiver
Kile: (whispering)Shhhhh....Kid..we're supposed to be sick.
Kid: Mmmmm.....
sword master: Kile???
Kile: EEK!! (Nasal) Yeah?
sword master: What do ya want?
Kile (Nasal): Ta see haw things 're going...
sword master: Fine, fine, Osama keeps dropping in, literally, but Serge and animemaster are taking care of him, animemaster has called Ramza a traitor--
Kile (Nasal): Isant he?
sword master: Hahh, and he just...tried...to...literally EAT Majin Buu.
(FROM THE SET)
animemaster: Me want math homeworky taste!
Majin Buu: NOOO, me want boot, me boot head!
(BACK IN THE ROOM)
sword master: OH, MY GOD!!!!!! HE JUST ATE MAJIN BUU!!!
Kile (Nasal): Damn....
sword master: It's not a pretty sight...but that is!
Kile (Nasal): What?
(FROM THE SET)
Raye: I hope you were watching the show, Kile, I took it all off, but the censors just made me put it all back on...^Giggle^
Kile: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(ON KILE'S END OF THE PHONE LINE)
Kid: I wan' moooore, Kile!
sword master: Aren't you supposed to be sick?
Kile: I am.
sword master: Yeah, in the head.
sword master hangs up
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ON THE SET
animemaster: Well, let's get to work. Raye, what do you like to eat?
Raye: Sushi, rice, usual stuff.
animemaster: Have you ever had any problems wearing that skirt?
Raye: Yes, I have, Darien has tried to rape me and every other Sailor Scout or Soldier, whatever we are.
animemaster: What about Reeny? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
Raye: The most. He likes young girls.
^Tenchi Muyo yell and bricks clacking^
Bin Laden drops back in
animemaster: NOW, SERGE!!!!
animemaster jumps backstage
Bin Laden: Wha--??
animemaster speeds out from behind the curtain on a torpedo
animemaster: Yeah-hah!
He hits Bin Laden
There is a huge explosion and after the smoke clears...which takes 15 minutes, they are nowhere in sight
Ragnarock and sword master run out to the remains--which is nothing--of the set
sword master: Poor animemaster...
Ragnarock: Yeah....Y'know, I think I'll let him keep that dollar he owes me.
animemaster falls back down on top of Ragnarock
Ragnarock: Forget what I said about that dollar!
animemaster: I lost my lunch up there...
Majin Buu falls on sword master
Ragnarock: And I thought I got hurt more...
sword master: AAAARRRRGGHHH!!!!!!!
animemaster: There's my lunch!
Ramza falls down with Bin Laden's head
Ramza: Traitor, Huh??!! Here's you bounty head, literally!
Majin Buu: How many time today do Buu have hear word "LITERALLY!!!???"
The set falls back down undamaged
swordmaster: How did...
Ragnarock: ...the set...
Ramza: ...survive the...
Majin Buu: ...explosion the...
animemaster: ...torpedo created?
Bin Laden's head: Never look a gift horse in the foot.
ALL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
animemaster: Ahh, that Osama....hey, wait a minute that isn't funny, he's a severed head...
ALL: Uh-oh....
Ragnarock: Wait, where is Raye?
AT KILE'S REFUGE
Kile: Being sick is heaven....and I'm dead, I can't get sick, I can't beleive they fell for it!
Kile gets back under his covers and continues doing Kid and Raye
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STAFF ROOM
animemaster: At least I hosted for once...
Ragnarock: Kile wasn't here, yet he succeeded in having the most fun...
sword master: Scary, isn't it?
Bin Laden's head: Yeah--oops!
animemaster: What the hell is Bin Laden's severed head doing in here???!!!
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END
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Interviews
By:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show with...err...animemaster!*
animemaster is sitting in Kile's usual place
animemaster: Welcome, Kile isn't here today, he's sick, so I'm hosting today. Damn, this chair is comfy! .......What would Kile usually do now?
Ragnarock: Try bringing out the guests, dumbass!
animemaster: Of course! sword master?
*Please welcome our first guest Ramza from Final Fantasy Tactics!*
Ramza walks out
Bin Laden falls from the sky and crashes through the roof
He looks like the Madblast.com "No Where to Run No Where to Hide" Osama, South Park looking, and has the Saddam Hussein voice like in South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
Bin Laden: Heeeey, animemaster!
animemaster talks into the intercom
animemaster: Serge? Time to collect that Bin Laden bounty!
Bin Laden: Ooh?
Serge walks out almost instantaneously armed to the teeth and hands animemaster and baseball bat and energy gun and walks back backstage
animemaster: Allow me to introduce you to America's favorite pasttime--!
Bin Laden: F%#&*&^ around with Kile Terro?
animemaster: Besides that! BASEBALL!!!!!
animemaster tries to hit him with the baseball bat
Bin Laden dodges each one by doing a cartwheel flip from left and right (He doesn't touch the ground until he lands)
Bin Laden: Good-bye!
Bin Laden jumps back into the sky
animemaster sits back down
animemaster: Anyway, you wanna help, Ramza?!
Ramza: YEAH!
animemaster: Ya wannan energy gun?!
Ramza: YEAH!
animemaster: Too bad, traitor...You were a traitor to your people right?
Ramza: Grr...
animemaster: That counted as the the questions--NEXT GUEST!!
*Please welcome Majin Buu from DragonBall Z!*
Majin Buu sits down
Majin Buu: ME EAT YOU!
animemaster: Good idea!
Majin Buu: ???
animemaster: ME eat YOU!!
Majin Buu: Noooo!!!
animemaster: (In Majin Buu voice) What you taste like? Chocolate, jelly, marshmallow, or like math homework?
Majin Buu: Math homework?
animemaster: Okay, I should have no problem eating you--I mean--interviewing you......
Bin Laden falls back down
animemaster: What the hell???!!
animemaster shoots at him with the energy gun but he dodges it the same way he did before
Bin Laden: ~Whooooaaa....~ Whadya do that for ya $#$)^#)%^(*ing @%*^$!!!!???
animemaster: That's one weird language...
Bin Laden jumps back into the sky
Majin Buu: He look like he taste like camel hair.
animemaster: Yeah. You hungry?
Majin Buu: YEAH!
animemaster: Too bad!
*Please welcome our last guest, Raye from Sailor Moon!*
animemaster: I feel sorry for Kile, this is his favorite chick from Sailor Moon...
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IN THE THE ANNOUNCER'S ROOM
^Ring-ring^
sword master picks up the receiver
Kile: (whispering)Shhhhh....Kid..we're supposed to be sick.
Kid: Mmmmm.....
sword master: Kile???
Kile: EEK!! (Nasal) Yeah?
sword master: What do ya want?
Kile (Nasal): Ta see haw things 're going...
sword master: Fine, fine, Osama keeps dropping in, literally, but Serge and animemaster are taking care of him, animemaster has called Ramza a traitor--
Kile (Nasal): Isant he?
sword master: Hahh, and he just...tried...to...literally EAT Majin Buu.
(FROM THE SET)
animemaster: Me want math homeworky taste!
Majin Buu: NOOO, me want boot, me boot head!
(BACK IN THE ROOM)
sword master: OH, MY GOD!!!!!! HE JUST ATE MAJIN BUU!!!
Kile (Nasal): Damn....
sword master: It's not a pretty sight...but that is!
Kile (Nasal): What?
(FROM THE SET)
Raye: I hope you were watching the show, Kile, I took it all off, but the censors just made me put it all back on...^Giggle^
Kile: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(ON KILE'S END OF THE PHONE LINE)
Kid: I wan' moooore, Kile!
sword master: Aren't you supposed to be sick?
Kile: I am.
sword master: Yeah, in the head.
sword master hangs up
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ON THE SET
animemaster: Well, let's get to work. Raye, what do you like to eat?
Raye: Sushi, rice, usual stuff.
animemaster: Have you ever had any problems wearing that skirt?
Raye: Yes, I have, Darien has tried to rape me and every other Sailor Scout or Soldier, whatever we are.
animemaster: What about Reeny? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
Raye: The most. He likes young girls.
^Tenchi Muyo yell and bricks clacking^
Bin Laden drops back in
animemaster: NOW, SERGE!!!!
animemaster jumps backstage
Bin Laden: Wha--??
animemaster speeds out from behind the curtain on a torpedo
animemaster: Yeah-hah!
He hits Bin Laden
There is a huge explosion and after the smoke clears...which takes 15 minutes, they are nowhere in sight
Ragnarock and sword master run out to the remains--which is nothing--of the set
sword master: Poor animemaster...
Ragnarock: Yeah....Y'know, I think I'll let him keep that dollar he owes me.
animemaster falls back down on top of Ragnarock
Ragnarock: Forget what I said about that dollar!
animemaster: I lost my lunch up there...
Majin Buu falls on sword master
Ragnarock: And I thought I got hurt more...
sword master: AAAARRRRGGHHH!!!!!!!
animemaster: There's my lunch!
Ramza falls down with Bin Laden's head
Ramza: Traitor, Huh??!! Here's you bounty head, literally!
Majin Buu: How many time today do Buu have hear word "LITERALLY!!!???"
The set falls back down undamaged
swordmaster: How did...
Ragnarock: ...the set...
Ramza: ...survive the...
Majin Buu: ...explosion the...
animemaster: ...torpedo created?
Bin Laden's head: Never look a gift horse in the foot.
ALL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
animemaster: Ahh, that Osama....hey, wait a minute that isn't funny, he's a severed head...
ALL: Uh-oh....
Ragnarock: Wait, where is Raye?
AT KILE'S REFUGE
Kile: Being sick is heaven....and I'm dead, I can't get sick, I can't beleive they fell for it!
Kile gets back under his covers and continues doing Kid and Raye
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STAFF ROOM
animemaster: At least I hosted for once...
Ragnarock: Kile wasn't here, yet he succeeded in having the most fun...
sword master: Scary, isn't it?
Bin Laden's head: Yeah--oops!
animemaster: What the hell is Bin Laden's severed head doing in here???!!!
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END
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