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Interviews
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirt Show with Kile Terro!*
Kile is sitting in his usual place
Kile: Welcome! Today is the day we get our new intern, Gokuu, my nephew, look, if there's anyone at Fanfiction.net named Gokuu, IT'S NOT YOU!!!! ......Unless you are my real-life nephew.
animemaster: Is this going anywhere?
ragnarock: Yeah, straight to Hell...
Kile's 11-year-old black haired nephew Gokuu walks out onstage
Gokuu: Hey, Uncle--
Kile: Don't say my real name, for the love of GOD!!!!!
Gokuu: .....Okay....What should I do?
Kile: Um....There's paper work.
animemaster walks over to Gokuu with a huge stack of paper
animemaster: Actually, BACK-paper work, we haven't done any of it since our show began!
Sweat drop forms over Gokuu's head
Gokuu goes to Kile's Ready Room to work
Kile: Moving along, let's get our first damn guest out!
*Please welcome our first guest, Spike from Cowboy Bebop!*
Spike sits next to Kile's desk
Kile: Welcome, Spike.
Spike: Great being here.
Kile: Okay, Just how DID you lose that eye?
Spike: I was doing Julia, when she became lost in animal instinct and scratched my eye out, licked at it and called it a third ball....
Kile: Well, doesn't THAT get your mojo working, huh?! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spike: Ugh...
Kile: Who is the sexiest girl on the Bebop in your opinion?
Spike: Edward.
Kile: .....Huh?
Spike: Edward, she may be only 13 but she's pretty good...
Kile: I need a smoke....
Spike: What's with you, you're a little pale.
Kile: Ugh...You enjoy molesting children?
Spike: I don't ENJOY it...I'm good at it. Wait, on second thought, I DO like it!
Kile: s-sword master, who's our next guest?
*Well, I believe it's Kefka from Final Fantasy III/VI!*
Gokuu comes out from backstage
Gokuu: Uncle...Kile...what the heck is a Hentai paysite?
Kile: Uhh....Umm....N-nothing...Uh, Ma, if you're reading, it's a, uh, Presidential Candidate class--Uh--Four score and seven years ago, I didn't give a damn and searched for this....Uh...We hold this hentai to be self evident....Uh--Of this great nation by the people, for the people, and against the people!!!
Gokuu: Isn't hentai--?
Kile: No--get out now and get back to work!
Kefka sits next to Kile's desk
Kefka: UWEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!!!!
Kile: When I was eaten by Leviathan in the fighting Room at Ryojen Maxwell's website for the first time, Kefka and I were playing chess in its belly.
Kefka: And I won!!!
Kile: You tricked me anyhow...Rooks can jump Queens....?? Anyhow,What are your feelings toward FFIII/VI?
Kefka: At first it was cool, but when the World of Ruin started, the game was a little lame.
Kile: Anything you want to tell the people who like the game?
Kefka: Yes, when Celes wakes up and Cid says he's sick and hungry and that he wants fish, catch him 10 damnass fresh-ass fish, quickly, or his ass will die!
Kile: That's alotta ass. Who's our next victim?
*Yuseke Uremeshi from Yu Yu Hakusho!*
Gokuu walks out
Gokuu: I think you may want to see this...
Kile: Not now!
Gokuu: But..
Kile: Take it to animemaster, okay?!
Gokuu: Okay...
Gokuu: Walks off towards animemaster
Yuseke sits next to Kile's desk
Kile: Grr.....(Funimation spoofed my Spirit World idea, and HE'S going along with it all!!)
Yuseke: Huh?
Kile: Um...What are your feelings about Kayko, you ass-licking, boot-sucking Mama's boy???
Yuseke: Grr.....She is TOO difficult to rape! Everytime I try, she slaps me, and I'm only able to get her panties halfway off!!
Kile: ....Do you guys think your funny, spoofin' all my ideas!!??
Yuseke: You looking for a fight??!!
Kile: No, I just found one!
It goes into a crappy graphic Street Fighter fight
Yuseke is shooting Kile with his finger
Kile: Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh!!!!
It shows it is only on TV, it is a video game that Kile is playing as Yuseke and Yuseke as Kile
Yuseke: Damn, my controller isn't working!!!
Kile: Too bad!!
Yuseke shoots it with his finger
THAT was all a video game that animemaster and ragnarock were playing
They laugh and continue causing Kile and Yuseke to fight
THAT'S all just a video game that sword master and Gokuu were playing
sword master: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Gokuu: HEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!!!!! ...Wait, how're we gonna get them outta there?
And THAT was all just a text document that Kile's writing...
Kile: Pretty damn confusing, isn't it?
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STAFF ROOM
Kile: What was that thing anyway?
swordmaster: What thing?
ragnarock: You mean what your nephew gave animemaster?
Kile: Yeah.
Gokuu: I didn't know what it was so I gave it to animemaster.
animemaster: Ugh....
Two cops walk in and cuff Kile
Cop 1: Kile Ragnalok Terro, you are under arrest, you have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Cop 2: I just hope they execute you...permanently.
Kile: ......Eh, I've had a good run.
They leave
ragnarock: Why is he being arrested?
Gokuu: It said something about "Failure to post disclaimer that he is not the owner of the video game/anime characters within."
animemaster: .....Well, this is new.
ragnarock: Yeah...This is cool!
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THE END
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Interviews
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirt Show with Kile Terro!*
Kile is sitting in his usual place
Kile: Welcome! Today is the day we get our new intern, Gokuu, my nephew, look, if there's anyone at Fanfiction.net named Gokuu, IT'S NOT YOU!!!! ......Unless you are my real-life nephew.
animemaster: Is this going anywhere?
ragnarock: Yeah, straight to Hell...
Kile's 11-year-old black haired nephew Gokuu walks out onstage
Gokuu: Hey, Uncle--
Kile: Don't say my real name, for the love of GOD!!!!!
Gokuu: .....Okay....What should I do?
Kile: Um....There's paper work.
animemaster walks over to Gokuu with a huge stack of paper
animemaster: Actually, BACK-paper work, we haven't done any of it since our show began!
Sweat drop forms over Gokuu's head
Gokuu goes to Kile's Ready Room to work
Kile: Moving along, let's get our first damn guest out!
*Please welcome our first guest, Spike from Cowboy Bebop!*
Spike sits next to Kile's desk
Kile: Welcome, Spike.
Spike: Great being here.
Kile: Okay, Just how DID you lose that eye?
Spike: I was doing Julia, when she became lost in animal instinct and scratched my eye out, licked at it and called it a third ball....
Kile: Well, doesn't THAT get your mojo working, huh?! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spike: Ugh...
Kile: Who is the sexiest girl on the Bebop in your opinion?
Spike: Edward.
Kile: .....Huh?
Spike: Edward, she may be only 13 but she's pretty good...
Kile: I need a smoke....
Spike: What's with you, you're a little pale.
Kile: Ugh...You enjoy molesting children?
Spike: I don't ENJOY it...I'm good at it. Wait, on second thought, I DO like it!
Kile: s-sword master, who's our next guest?
*Well, I believe it's Kefka from Final Fantasy III/VI!*
Gokuu comes out from backstage
Gokuu: Uncle...Kile...what the heck is a Hentai paysite?
Kile: Uhh....Umm....N-nothing...Uh, Ma, if you're reading, it's a, uh, Presidential Candidate class--Uh--Four score and seven years ago, I didn't give a damn and searched for this....Uh...We hold this hentai to be self evident....Uh--Of this great nation by the people, for the people, and against the people!!!
Gokuu: Isn't hentai--?
Kile: No--get out now and get back to work!
Kefka sits next to Kile's desk
Kefka: UWEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!!!!
Kile: When I was eaten by Leviathan in the fighting Room at Ryojen Maxwell's website for the first time, Kefka and I were playing chess in its belly.
Kefka: And I won!!!
Kile: You tricked me anyhow...Rooks can jump Queens....?? Anyhow,What are your feelings toward FFIII/VI?
Kefka: At first it was cool, but when the World of Ruin started, the game was a little lame.
Kile: Anything you want to tell the people who like the game?
Kefka: Yes, when Celes wakes up and Cid says he's sick and hungry and that he wants fish, catch him 10 damnass fresh-ass fish, quickly, or his ass will die!
Kile: That's alotta ass. Who's our next victim?
*Yuseke Uremeshi from Yu Yu Hakusho!*
Gokuu walks out
Gokuu: I think you may want to see this...
Kile: Not now!
Gokuu: But..
Kile: Take it to animemaster, okay?!
Gokuu: Okay...
Gokuu: Walks off towards animemaster
Yuseke sits next to Kile's desk
Kile: Grr.....(Funimation spoofed my Spirit World idea, and HE'S going along with it all!!)
Yuseke: Huh?
Kile: Um...What are your feelings about Kayko, you ass-licking, boot-sucking Mama's boy???
Yuseke: Grr.....She is TOO difficult to rape! Everytime I try, she slaps me, and I'm only able to get her panties halfway off!!
Kile: ....Do you guys think your funny, spoofin' all my ideas!!??
Yuseke: You looking for a fight??!!
Kile: No, I just found one!
It goes into a crappy graphic Street Fighter fight
Yuseke is shooting Kile with his finger
Kile: Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh!!!!
It shows it is only on TV, it is a video game that Kile is playing as Yuseke and Yuseke as Kile
Yuseke: Damn, my controller isn't working!!!
Kile: Too bad!!
Yuseke shoots it with his finger
THAT was all a video game that animemaster and ragnarock were playing
They laugh and continue causing Kile and Yuseke to fight
THAT'S all just a video game that sword master and Gokuu were playing
sword master: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Gokuu: HEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!!!!! ...Wait, how're we gonna get them outta there?
And THAT was all just a text document that Kile's writing...
Kile: Pretty damn confusing, isn't it?
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STAFF ROOM
Kile: What was that thing anyway?
swordmaster: What thing?
ragnarock: You mean what your nephew gave animemaster?
Kile: Yeah.
Gokuu: I didn't know what it was so I gave it to animemaster.
animemaster: Ugh....
Two cops walk in and cuff Kile
Cop 1: Kile Ragnalok Terro, you are under arrest, you have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Cop 2: I just hope they execute you...permanently.
Kile: ......Eh, I've had a good run.
They leave
ragnarock: Why is he being arrested?
Gokuu: It said something about "Failure to post disclaimer that he is not the owner of the video game/anime characters within."
animemaster: .....Well, this is new.
ragnarock: Yeah...This is cool!
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THE END
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