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Interviews
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show with animemaster*
animemaster is sitting in Kile's spot
animemaster: Welcome, everyone, as you all know, Kile was arrested for the failure to put disclaimers on his stories...But do not worry! His nephew, Gokuu, has gone for help to get Kile outta jail! From what I understand, this person is a very formidable dude.
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KILE'S HOME ON EARTH
There is a small red haired cat with spiky red hair on its head with three downward spikes, this is Mac, of course
Mac: Okay, now, WHY do you need my help?
Gokuu: Kile's been arrested...
Mac: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haah...hah...ha..Ah, let's go.
Mac hops atop Gokuu's shoulder and they head for the place of Kile's imprisonment
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BACK AT THE SET
animemaster: I wonder who it could be...
ragnarock: You're as bad as Kile! Bring out the damned guests!!
animemaster: Okay, then. sword master?
*The first victim, err...., guest is Cecil from Final Fantasy II/IV!*
Cecil sits next to animemaster's desk
animemaster: So, Cecil...How does it feel to be one of the first RPG Heroes for the SNES?
Cecil: Great, if all the damn punks out there weren't so into Tidus and Zidane and all the new fangled heroes they have now! In my day--
animemaster: Here it comes...
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AT THE JAIL
Kile is sitting in a corner in a small cell
Kile (singing): I-I-I-I wish you were here....
Guard A: That dumbass has finally snapped...
Guard B: What are you talking about? He was like that when he first got in here!
Kile: Hello?
Kile looks around with a blank expression
Kile: I hear a cat stomping around!! SCAT!!!!
Kile punches a hole in the wall
Kile: Hey, could I get a new cell...I feel a draft.
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BASK AT THE SET
animemaster: Thank you Cecil for telling us all about the war against you, your brother, and the galaxy...FIFTY TIMES!!! You just kept reapeating: "About the war against me, my brother, and the galaxy...(Inhales) I won, I won, I won, I won, I won, I won!!" AND I SHORTENED IT!!!
Cecil: .......I did win.
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WITH GOKUU AND MAC
Gokuu: Sir?
FBI agent: Yeah, kid?
Gokuu: Would you kindly free my uncle Kile?
FBI agent: Are you daft, punk?
Gokuu: No, I am not Daft Punk.
FBI agent: No, no, daft, punk! Are you daft!?
Gokuu: I'm telling you, I'm not Daft Punk!
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BACK AT THE SET
*Please welcome our next guest Tenchi Masaki from Tenchi Muyo!!*
Tenchi sits next to animemaster's desk
animemaster: We haven't seen you since the Sasami incident.
Tenchi: Yeah, yeah, where are the babes?
animemaster: Huh?
Tenchi: Look, I downed half a gallon of viagra, and I would appreciate it if I could f%*% a chick before it explodes!
animemaster: I'm afraid to ask what would explode...
Tenchi: My cock.
animemaster: ARGH!!!
Tenchi: See?
Tenchi holds up a rooster
animemaster: ....
The rooster blows up
Tenchi: Uh, oh....Oh, well, what were you going to ask me?
animemaster: Ahh, Who do you like best in the Masaki household?
Tenchi: Washu!!
animemaster: You are as sick as Kile....Why Washu?
Tenchi: She has brains, looks, and the appearence of a child!
animemaster throws down the papers on the desk
animemaster: I QUIT!!!
animemaster gets up
ragnarock: You can't quit!
animemaster: And why not?
ragnarock: ....I'll give you a dollar.
animemaster: Ahh, what the hell? It's more than Kile makes...
animemaster sits back down
animemaster: What was the first thing that came into your head when you saw Ryoko in her mummy form?
Tenchi: A song.
animemaster: What song, why not sing it?! How about we all screw around with Kile's show??!! HUH??!!
Tenchi: ....Okay. (Singing) Funky Tut, born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, King Tut--
animemaster: I wasn't being serious!
Tenchi: ............Oh.
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WITH GOKUU AND MAC
Gokuu: I KEEP TELLING YOU I...AM...NOT...DAFT PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mac: Augh......Screw this.
Mac jumps at the FBI agent and scratches him until he passes out
Mac: Let's roll...
Mac hops aboard Gokuu's shoulder and they go inside the building the FBI agent was standing in front of, it's sign says "Secret Jail for Criminally Insane Dumbasses"
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BACK AT THE SET
*Here's our last guest Kiro from Card Captor Sakura! ...How the hell did he get into the guestbook?*
Kiro sits next to animemaster's desk
animemaster: Um, Kiro, your gonna haveta sit ON the desk, I can't see you.
Kiro sits on the desk
animemaster: Sooo...Do you think Sakura is doing a good job?
Kiro: Of trying to get herself f%(^ed up? Yeah. Being a good Card Captor? No. I could carve better Card Captors out of an orange!
animemaster: Tasty. What is with your addiction to video games?
Kiro: I wouldn't be making fun of people who are addicted to video games...this is what this fic is based on!!!
animemaster: Good point.
Kiro: Damn straight.
animemaster: Do you want to do the honors of saying good night to the readers?
Kiro: Not really, but okay..Good night, Tokyo!
animemaster: Um, we're not in Tokyo...
Kiro: ....Um.....uh...--Yes, we are--
Kiro quickly puts on a Japanese Kimono and sings in fake Japanese
Kiro: Hee no wii chi dumbass KT....
animemaster: .....God help us all...Oh, Kile? Where are you?..........
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STAFF ROOM
animemaster: Where, oh, where has our little Kile gone?
ragnarock: This is hell without KT...I sure hope that Gokuu finds him soon.
sword master: Same here...Hey, I just thought of something.
ragnarock: I thought I smelt smoke.
sword master: How are we doing this show AND writing our own fics?
animemaster: Simple logic.
sword master: What?
ragnarock: Yeah, I'd like to know, too.
animemaster: This is all bullshit.
ragnarock: Eh...It's the American way!
sword master: Wait, I thought that was Kile's catchphrase.
ragnarock: ........Um.....--No.-- _________________________________________________________________________________________________
THE END
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Interviews
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show with animemaster*
animemaster is sitting in Kile's spot
animemaster: Welcome, everyone, as you all know, Kile was arrested for the failure to put disclaimers on his stories...But do not worry! His nephew, Gokuu, has gone for help to get Kile outta jail! From what I understand, this person is a very formidable dude.
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
KILE'S HOME ON EARTH
There is a small red haired cat with spiky red hair on its head with three downward spikes, this is Mac, of course
Mac: Okay, now, WHY do you need my help?
Gokuu: Kile's been arrested...
Mac: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haah...hah...ha..Ah, let's go.
Mac hops atop Gokuu's shoulder and they head for the place of Kile's imprisonment
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BACK AT THE SET
animemaster: I wonder who it could be...
ragnarock: You're as bad as Kile! Bring out the damned guests!!
animemaster: Okay, then. sword master?
*The first victim, err...., guest is Cecil from Final Fantasy II/IV!*
Cecil sits next to animemaster's desk
animemaster: So, Cecil...How does it feel to be one of the first RPG Heroes for the SNES?
Cecil: Great, if all the damn punks out there weren't so into Tidus and Zidane and all the new fangled heroes they have now! In my day--
animemaster: Here it comes...
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AT THE JAIL
Kile is sitting in a corner in a small cell
Kile (singing): I-I-I-I wish you were here....
Guard A: That dumbass has finally snapped...
Guard B: What are you talking about? He was like that when he first got in here!
Kile: Hello?
Kile looks around with a blank expression
Kile: I hear a cat stomping around!! SCAT!!!!
Kile punches a hole in the wall
Kile: Hey, could I get a new cell...I feel a draft.
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BASK AT THE SET
animemaster: Thank you Cecil for telling us all about the war against you, your brother, and the galaxy...FIFTY TIMES!!! You just kept reapeating: "About the war against me, my brother, and the galaxy...(Inhales) I won, I won, I won, I won, I won, I won!!" AND I SHORTENED IT!!!
Cecil: .......I did win.
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WITH GOKUU AND MAC
Gokuu: Sir?
FBI agent: Yeah, kid?
Gokuu: Would you kindly free my uncle Kile?
FBI agent: Are you daft, punk?
Gokuu: No, I am not Daft Punk.
FBI agent: No, no, daft, punk! Are you daft!?
Gokuu: I'm telling you, I'm not Daft Punk!
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BACK AT THE SET
*Please welcome our next guest Tenchi Masaki from Tenchi Muyo!!*
Tenchi sits next to animemaster's desk
animemaster: We haven't seen you since the Sasami incident.
Tenchi: Yeah, yeah, where are the babes?
animemaster: Huh?
Tenchi: Look, I downed half a gallon of viagra, and I would appreciate it if I could f%*% a chick before it explodes!
animemaster: I'm afraid to ask what would explode...
Tenchi: My cock.
animemaster: ARGH!!!
Tenchi: See?
Tenchi holds up a rooster
animemaster: ....
The rooster blows up
Tenchi: Uh, oh....Oh, well, what were you going to ask me?
animemaster: Ahh, Who do you like best in the Masaki household?
Tenchi: Washu!!
animemaster: You are as sick as Kile....Why Washu?
Tenchi: She has brains, looks, and the appearence of a child!
animemaster throws down the papers on the desk
animemaster: I QUIT!!!
animemaster gets up
ragnarock: You can't quit!
animemaster: And why not?
ragnarock: ....I'll give you a dollar.
animemaster: Ahh, what the hell? It's more than Kile makes...
animemaster sits back down
animemaster: What was the first thing that came into your head when you saw Ryoko in her mummy form?
Tenchi: A song.
animemaster: What song, why not sing it?! How about we all screw around with Kile's show??!! HUH??!!
Tenchi: ....Okay. (Singing) Funky Tut, born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, King Tut--
animemaster: I wasn't being serious!
Tenchi: ............Oh.
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WITH GOKUU AND MAC
Gokuu: I KEEP TELLING YOU I...AM...NOT...DAFT PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mac: Augh......Screw this.
Mac jumps at the FBI agent and scratches him until he passes out
Mac: Let's roll...
Mac hops aboard Gokuu's shoulder and they go inside the building the FBI agent was standing in front of, it's sign says "Secret Jail for Criminally Insane Dumbasses"
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BACK AT THE SET
*Here's our last guest Kiro from Card Captor Sakura! ...How the hell did he get into the guestbook?*
Kiro sits next to animemaster's desk
animemaster: Um, Kiro, your gonna haveta sit ON the desk, I can't see you.
Kiro sits on the desk
animemaster: Sooo...Do you think Sakura is doing a good job?
Kiro: Of trying to get herself f%(^ed up? Yeah. Being a good Card Captor? No. I could carve better Card Captors out of an orange!
animemaster: Tasty. What is with your addiction to video games?
Kiro: I wouldn't be making fun of people who are addicted to video games...this is what this fic is based on!!!
animemaster: Good point.
Kiro: Damn straight.
animemaster: Do you want to do the honors of saying good night to the readers?
Kiro: Not really, but okay..Good night, Tokyo!
animemaster: Um, we're not in Tokyo...
Kiro: ....Um.....uh...--Yes, we are--
Kiro quickly puts on a Japanese Kimono and sings in fake Japanese
Kiro: Hee no wii chi dumbass KT....
animemaster: .....God help us all...Oh, Kile? Where are you?..........
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STAFF ROOM
animemaster: Where, oh, where has our little Kile gone?
ragnarock: This is hell without KT...I sure hope that Gokuu finds him soon.
sword master: Same here...Hey, I just thought of something.
ragnarock: I thought I smelt smoke.
sword master: How are we doing this show AND writing our own fics?
animemaster: Simple logic.
sword master: What?
ragnarock: Yeah, I'd like to know, too.
animemaster: This is all bullshit.
ragnarock: Eh...It's the American way!
sword master: Wait, I thought that was Kile's catchphrase.
ragnarock: ........Um.....--No.-- _________________________________________________________________________________________________
THE END
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